August 22nd, 2001



TB: Welcome. Ladies and Gentlemen, to another Wednesday Night War on HWA TV. Tonight we have some amazing matches. We have 4 title matches tonight and a huge, six men, EWF VS HWA main event!

KK: Why don’t you shut up and get to the first match, both men are already in the ring, doofus!

TB: Oh, right. First, is The Money VS Adrian

The Money VS Adrian Varitek


Both men look each other over, sizing the other one up. They lock up, and The Money has Adrian in a headlock. Varitek starts to give Money elbows to the ribs to try and break free. Adrian gets out of the hold and whips Money into he ropes. Varitek hits Money with a drop toehold on his way back from the ropes. Adrian follows that up with a standing elbow drop to the middle of Money’s back. Money gets up and gives Adrian a punch to the stomach. Varitek quickly executes a DDT on The Money. Adrian heads to the top rope and attempts a splash onto The Money. The Money brings up his knees, and Adrian lands on them hard. The Money gets up and Irish whips Varitek into the far corner. The Money runs to the corner and splashes The Money. The Money staggers out of the corner, and then falls to the mat, face first. Adrian then tries for an ankle lock on The Money, but The Money quickly reaches the ropes.

TB: Ooh, The Money was lucky on that one. Good thing he knew where he was.

KK: After that splash, I’m surprised he knew how to wrestle.

Adrian dumps The Money outside and also exits the ring. The two men start trading punches as the ref starts to count 1…2…3.. The Money whips Adrian into the guardrail. Adrian runs at The Money, but The Money nails Adrian with a backdrop. 7…8.. The Money tosses Adrian into the ring then rolls in himself. The Money lifts up Varitek and uses a European forearm on him. Adrian falls to the mat, and The Money goes for a reverse chinlock. The ref lifts The Money’s arm and it falls, he lifts it again and it falls, he tries a third time.

TB: Oh my god! It stayed up! The Money is still in this match folks!

KK: Yippie-do-da

The Money manages to stand up and pushes Adrian off of him, into the ropes. Adrian is met with a stiff shoulder tackle and is down on the mat.

The Money goes outside and grabs a chair. He enters back in with it and smacks Adrian upside the head with it. The ref starts yelling at Money, but The Money just shoves the ref into the corner. The ref calls for a DQ.

TB: That match was pretty good for an opener.

KK: Too bad the fans didn’t agree. Maybe Anubis and Mr Dude can entice this crowd to stay.

Anubis VS Mr.Dude


A place for my head hits on the speakers and the crowd cheers and Anubis comes walking down the ramp and into the ring the Still Don't Give a F^ck hits and Mr Dude runs to the ring and hits Anubis from behind while he was streching Anubis ducks a punch and spins Dude and nails him with a series of rights and lefts and then he close lines him over the top and the fans cheer.

TB Anubis was sure ready for this match.

KK You can't fight Anubis he is to strong.

Anubis follows Mr Dude to the out side and throws him in the ring and Mr Dude is on his knees begging for Anubis not to hit him Anubis looks in the crowd and comes down with a hard right on top on Dude's head he then gets up but only to be taken down by a close line.

TB I see Morgoth and Daniels are not out here.

KK I don't know where they are.

Anubis picks Dude up and does a fad away slam.

TB He made that look easy and Mr. Dude is a pretty big guy.

KK Yes but Anubis is stronger

Anubis then throws him in the ropes and hits a powerslam he picks him up and does a military press for 13 second and then drops Mr. Dude on his face.

TB What power by the big man

Dude starts to get uo but he hits a low blow and then a DDt he then climbs the ropes but Anubis knocks his legs out from under him and he falls hard on the turnbuckle then Anubis climbs up to him and hits a big super-plex of the top rope.

TB What a move.

Anubis calls for the Ousider and the fans cheer and Anubis puts his head between his legs lefts him and nails The Outsider.

TB Outsider its over.

Anubis calls for one more and the fans agree

KK Not another.

Anubis picks him up and hits The Outsider once again and puts his leg on him and the ref counts 1...2...3 the bells ring as A Place For My Head hits and Anubis says one more.

TB WHAT another one.

KK He must be sending a message to the World of Hurt who they fight in the number one contenders match on PPV.

TB That's what hes doing.

the ref trys to stop it but Anubis shoves him away and picks up Dude and nail The Outsider once again and then Anubis exits the ring and walks into the back

TB That was great match

Dude is help to the back by a ref

KK The man can't walk by himself that was a huge message to him and Davy.

TB: Well; now we have a former Hardcore Champion and a promising cruiserweight, about to fight.

Brooklyn VS Eldorado


Toe To Toe plays and plays starts to make his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes and sits on the top turnbuckle, awaiting his opponent. One Step Closer hits and Eldorado makes his way through the curtains. He pauses and then starts to run down the ramp towards the ring. As he slides into the ring, Brooklyn starts to stomp on him. Eldorado stand up and lands an uppercut right to the chin of Brooklyn, sending him reeling back. Eldorado runs after Brooklyn attempting a clothesline, but Brooklyn ducks. Eldorado runs into the ropes, and is met with a dropkick to the chest by Brooklyn. Eldorado gets up and catches Brooklyn’s attempted kick, but Brooklyn smiles and nails Eldorado upside the head with an enzurguiri.

KK: That’ll leave a headache!

TB: Hey, did you notice that masked guy sitting at ringside?

KK: Probably too ashamed to be here. Now let’s back to the action.

With Eldorado down, Brooklyn nails a moonsault on his opponent. Brooklyn goes for the pin. 1…2…3! Suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on, both of the wrestlers are out cold, and the masked man from the front row is standing in the ring with a mic.

Man: HWA, meet the newest, craziest, son of a b#tch you’ve ever seen. I was locked up in a mental ward after the last stunt I pulled in a wrestling federation. But I won’t tell you now about it. Some hype has been made about me already. I was the man who interfered in the Morgoth and Gravedigger match the other week, first with the chair shot, then the blood bath. Oh, wasn’t that fun! And now this week, I’ve knocked a cruiserweight contender and a former hardcore titleholder out cold. I do have power for my size. And don’t count on that being the only difference I play. And while I’ve been waiting to see when I should reveal myself, I’ve seen the WF has invaded HWA, and a big feud has unfolded. If anyone cares, I’m a free agent right now, and I couldn’t care less about the outcome of this federation war. So, I will leave you all and let you decide what to think of me.

The man takes off the mask to reveal his face.

Man: Oh and the name’s Malkavian by the way. And Crazy just happens to be my last name!

The lights go out once again, and when they return, the ring is cleared.

TB: Holy cow! So that’s who interfered in the Morgoth and Gravedigger match!

KK: And they both needed a bath, but I think water would have been better to use then blood.

Syxx (c) VS Warhead - Cruierweight Title

TB: Warhead is already is the ring, awaiting the arrival of his opponent, the HWA Cruiserweight Champion, Syxx!

KK: And Syxx’s music, Never Let Em C U Sweat has just hit the air.

Syxx makes his way to the ring and climbs up the stairs and enters through the ropes. Warhead charges at Syxx and hits him with a clothesline. Syxx quickly gets up and kicks Warhead in the stomach. Syxx then plants Warhead into the mat with a double arm DDT. Syxx starts to stomp on the fallen Warhead, and then picks up Warhead and sends him into the ropes. Syxx leap frogs the incoming Warhead, and then tries for a dropkick but Warhead holds onto the ropes. Warhead delivers a standing elbow drop. He then lifts up Syxx and sends him into the corner. He follows that up with a spear. Warhead puts Syxx on the top turnbuckle and tries for a super-plex but Syxx throws him to the mat. Syxx then hits a guillotine leg drop on Warhead. Syxx goes for the pin. 1…2..Kick-out.

TB: That was close.

KK: Syxx will have to inflict more damage to Warhead then just that.

TB: Uh oh, here comes Malkavian again. And he’s got a steel chair.

Malkavian sets the chair on the mat just before he spins Syxx towards him and kicks him in the stomach. Malkavian then nails Syxx with a DDT onto the chair. Warhead gives Malkavian a thumbs up, but Malkavian just gives Warhead the finger. Infuriated Warhead charges at Malkavian, but is met with a backdrop. Malkavian grabs the chair, puts it on Warhead’s chest and goes to the top rope. He then delivers a frog splash on Warhead and the chair. Malkavian rolls out of the ring and walks to the back. The ref calls for the bell.

Jason Craven (c) VS Dark Phoenix - Hardcore Title


TK: Look’s like we are just about ready for a great match, Jason Craven of the FOS VS Dark Phoenix a traitorous former HWA star, now with EWF for the Hardcore title.

KK: Let’s see some blood!!

TB: Um, right. Both men are in the ring and are surrounded by weapons.

The two men start to trade punches. Neither seems to be affected until one punch by Craven starts Phoenix reeling. He’s in the ropes, and Jason connects with a clothesline sending him to the outside. As Jason goes outside the ring, Dark Phoenix grabs a trash can lid and smacks Jason in the head. Jason falls to the outside, and Phoenix starts to choke Craven with his bare hands. When Jason gets up, he reverses the whip attempt by Phoenix, sending Dark into the guardrail. Jason grabs a trashcan and tosses it to Phoenix. He catches it, and Craven kicks it into Phoenix’s body.

TB: Ouch, I’d hate to be Dark Phoenix right about now.

KK: Hardcore is the best, and Craven’s the best at it!

Craven grabs Phoenix by the hair and tosses him into the ring, then enters himself. As Jason approaches Phoenix, he’s hit with a low blow, knocking him to his knees. Phoenix grabs a nearby Kendo stick and smashes it on top of Craven’s head repeatedly. Phoenix goes for a pin. 1…2.. Kick-out

TB: That was a close one.

KK: Craven’s too good to lose!

Craven gets up and goes to outside, trying to get away from Phoenix. Phoenix follows him, but is met with a fire extinguisher. Craven goes for the quick cover. 1…2…3!

TB: Wow, Craven retained his hardcore title

KK: Anyone could of beat Phoenix!

New Hardknockerz (Kevin Conner & Real Hero) VS A.S.S (Kory Storm & Xtreme One)


TB: This should be a good match.

KK: Doubt it, not much talent on either side here.

Kevin Conner and Kory Storm start off for their teams. Conner extends his hand to Kory. Kory goes to shake it, but Conner grabs Kory’s wrist and clotheslines Storm to the mat. Kevin gets up top of Kory and punches him in the head several times. Conner lifts up Kory and belly-to-belly suplexes him right into the corner. Storm is hanging upside down from the top turnbuckle, and Conner hits a baseball slide dropkick on Kory’s face. Kory falls off the turnbuckle. Conner locks in an ankle lock on Storm, and you can hear the ankle start to crack. Kory barely reaches the ropes. Conner then lifts Storm up and nails him with the Soul Searcher! Conner pins Kory. 1…2…3!

TB: Damn, A.S.S. never stood a chance.

KK: Too bad TRH didn’t get into the match, oh well.

The Chosen On (c) VS Rain - International Title


"Deep" by Nine Inch Nails blasts over the loudspeakers, as RaiN comes down to the ring, under a heavy chorus of boos.

"Mudshovel" plays, and the crowd jumps to their feet as the HWA International Champ, The Chosen

One, comes down to the ring, his title draped over his shoulder. He walks down to the ring, and gets in. RaiN tries to attack him before the bell, but the ref restrains him. TCO gives his belt to the ref, and he holds it in the air. He hands it to the timekeeper, and signals for the bell. It rings, and the match goes underway. RaiN starts off the match by charging TCO and ducking around him, and dropkicking him in the back. TCO staggers, and turns around to face RaiN. RaiN hits another dropkick to TCO's chest, knocking him down. RaiN runs and jumps in the air, hoping to land a knee on TCO, but TCO rolls out of the way, and RaiN hits nothing but mat. TCO jumps to his feet, and as RaiN gets to his feet, TCO nails him with a clothesline. TCO immediately drops into a sleeper on RaiN. RaiN pulls himself to the ropes, and the ref makes TCO break the hold. TCO releases, and gets to his feet. RaiN does the same. TCO kicks RaiN in the gut, and whips him into the ropes. TCO bends over for a back body drop, and RaiN flips over TCO, and turns around and bulldogs him. RaiN them springboard off the second rope and hits an Asai Moonsault on TCO. RaiN picks TCO up, and whips him into the ropes. As TCO comes back, Rain lifts him up and goes for the Sick Cycle Carousel, but TCO snakes out of it, and hits a reverse neckbreaker. TCO then goes to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off with a leg drop to the throat of RaiN. RaiN spasms, and TCO goes for the pin. One, two, Kickout. TCO gets up, as does RaiN. TCO charges in for a clothesline, but RaiN ducks under, grabbing the arm and bringing himself up as for a crucifix roll-up, but TCO keeps his weight centered, and falls backward, hitting a modified Samoan drop on RaiN. TCO gets up, and locks on the Innovation of Excellence.

TB: Innovation of Excellence! It's over!!

KK: Gee, you sure have said a lot through this match.

TB: I was watching. And what have you said?!

KK: Um....shut up and call the match.

RaiN fights, and is just about to tap out, when with one sudden surge of energy, pulls himself to the ropes. TCO breaks the hold, as RaiN gets up. TCO bounces off the ropes, but as he comes back, RaiN catches him in the Sick Cycle Carousel.

KK: SSC!! SSC!!! NOW it's over!!

TB: Who knows? We'll just have to find out.

RaiN goes to the top, and taunts to the fans, which boo him in return. RaiN ignores them, and leaps off the turnbuckle with the aCiD RaiN.

KK: Acid Rain!! Now I know it's over!!

Rain goes for the cover, and the ref counts: one, two, three. The bell rings, as RaiN is handed the HWA International Title.

Chase Dominek, Khaos, Falcon VS Jason Marah, Danny Starr, and Miguel Diamond

The EWF them hits and Chase, Khaos and Falcon make their way to the ring, being booed. Then, the HWA theme hits and Danny Starr, Miguel Diamond and Jason Marah enter through the curtains. All six men run to the middle of the ramp and start brawling with each other; Danny clothesline Khaos hard onto the ramp, while Falcon gives Marah a backbreaker, and Miguel and Chase punch it out. The men manage to make it to the ring.

TB: That was a nice opening to the match.

KK: Yeah, this could actually make some fans happy.

TB: We now have Khaos and Jason Marah in the ring.

The two men lock up, and Khaos tosses Jason with a snapmare. Khaos goes for a standing elbow drop, but Marah rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. He then chop blocks Khaos. Khaos, on one knee, gets a kick to the head from Marah. Jason drags Khaos to the HWA corner and tags in Danny Starr.

TB: The FOS leader is in!

KK: Woohoo! NOT!

Danny lifts up Khaos and sends him back down with a DDT. Danny picks up Khaos and sends him into the ropes, but Khaos ducks the clothesline attempt by Starr, and nails Danny with a clothesline of his own. Khaos manages to reach his corner and tag in Falcon. Falcon spears Starr just as he gets up. He then picks up Danny hits a Russian leg sweep. Falcon attempts a half crab on Danny Starr, but DS just manages to reach the ropes. Falcon whips Starr into the EWF corner. Chase and Khaos hold onto Danny as Falcon splashes him in the corner. Falcon tags out to Chase Dominek, and Chase starts to repeatedly punch Danny in the stomach. Dominek whips Danny into the ropes and hits him with a big boot. Chase attempts to put Danny in the Grasp of Reality, but Starr manages to kick Chase off of him, giving him enough time to tag out to Miguel.

TB: Come on HWA!! You guys can do it!

KK: Shouldn’t you be impartial?

TB: Shut up! Oh, nice pinning backbreaker by Chase on Miguel.

Miguel gets up and manages to trip Chase up, giving him times to run to the ropes, and hit a flying cross-body block on Chase after he gets up. Miguel goes for the pin 1…2..Kick-out. Suddenly, out form the crowd, Malkavian and a huge masked man grab Danny Starr and Jason Marah and throw them over the guardrail and start beating on them. The ref has no idea about his happening.

TB: Oh no, Miguel’s on his own!

KK: Oh, Chase came out of nowhere with that Olympic Slam. Chase locks the Grasp of Reality on Miguel Diamond. Miguel tries not to tap and is just about to tap as the ref looks to the HWA corner and sees no one there. He looks to the crowd and sees the four men fighting. The ref immediately calls for the bell and awards the match to the HWA, Danny Starr, Miguel Diamond and Jason Marah.

TB: Man, that was so close, I could of sworn EWF was gonna win that one.

KK: Why can’t EWF just get a break already? They deserved to win that match. They cheated very well!

TB: Shut up you fool! Fans, stay tuned to your TV for more exciting action from the HWA this Sunday, live on pay per view, it's WAR!