RR: Thats right Trent, thats one match I personally can't wait to see! And lets be honest, it's a night of great matches tonight.

TB: First up we've got Mental Mark making his return against The Unknown Ninja, and this is a race for the title match up - one point at stake.

The match begins, and it's clear from the get-go that Unknown Ninja isn't prepared for the crazy antics of Mental Mark. Mark has clearly been working on his skills, and after just three minutes he manages to put the Ninja down for the 3 count.

RR: Wow, thats quite some comeback for Mental Mark. I'll certainly be giving him another match next week.

TB: Any advanced information on next weeks matches at all Ron? And what about our first Pay Per View since the relaunch?

RR: All will be revealed tonight Trent, just be patient! Speaking of which, the action here in the HWA is non-stop, lets go straight to our second match...

RR: Love him or hate him, you have to respect the name that Percy Peterson is making for himself.

TB: Well sure, but it's an easy choice. I hate him!

RR: And, OH WAIT! Peterson has made Eldorado tap out - ALREADY!

TB: That makes the match fall within that which Peterson promised. Yes, he made Eldorado tap out in 27 seconds! I think that might be some sort of record for a submission!

Ron Royalty leaves the announce position and climbs into the ring with a mike in hand.

RR: Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a big hand for Percy Peterson!

Massed boos...

RR: Well so you don't like Peterson? Well thats too bad folks, because Peterson is going to be in the main event at the first Pay Per View back. And he'll be facing none other than Jason Craven! Oh and folks? It'll be in a No DQ, Submission victory match. Thats right Peterson, you'd better start working on some submissions because thats the only way you can win this match!

Ron leaves the ring whilst Peterson looks worriedly around the auditorium.

Peter Octavian is seen backstage mentally preparing for his match when a muscular man walks up to him.

Man: Hello, Peter, my name's Dorian Priest.

Peter stares at the man for a second, then shakes his hand.

Peter: Yeah, I heard you were going to be here. So you're the man who's going to keep me in check?

Peter grabs his mask from the table and slips it on.

Social Misfit: That's a laugh.

Social Misfit walks away from Dorian, who follows at a distance.

TB: What was all that about Ron?

RR: You know what? I have absolutely no idea!

TB: Well folks, Mr Main Event himself is here, Jason Craven - who we just heard will be going one on one with Percy Peterson at the next Pay Per View. Excellent match making skills Mr Royalty!

RR: Well this match really booked itself to be honest. These two men - Craven and Peterson, really are the two men at the top of the HWA at this time. Both are really looking at each other as their main competition too. And you know here in the HWA we're all about competition!

TB: Well here we've got Craven and Sawyer, but Sawyer - although he got some offence here at the start - he's really not looking particularly clever at the moment.

RR: I think it might be something to do with that extreme plastic surgery he just went through.

TB: Well whatever it is, he's getting his ass kicked right here. Craven with a clothesline on Sawyer. Sawyer hits the turnbuckle hard. But whats this? Oh Lord, its that reprobate Percy Peterson again.

Percy Peterson is pacing around at ringside, looking up occaisionally at Jason Craven. Craven is a little distracted to see Peterson, and Sawyer gets a cheap shot in on Craven. Focused again, Craven hits a snap DDT on Sawyer. Sawyer hits the mat. The referee's back turned, Peterson gets up to ringside, and rather than going for the pin, Craven comes after Peterson. Craven throws Peterson into the ring, but Peterson lands on his feet. Craven throws a punch, but Peterson misses.

TB: Seems all that dieting and fitness work has paid dividends for Peterson! He's moving with the grace of a man 10 years his junior!

RR: But still we are left with a 2 on 1 situation here, and thanks to my own doing, referees won't disqualify people any more for that. I meant to eliminate those occaisions when people run down deliberately to get people disqualified.

TB: But now Craven is down to a 2 on 1, and I doubt he'll get any help from the social misift. He's too busy dealing with Dorian Priest.

RR: Only one thing for it...

Once more, Ron Royalty throws off his headset and enters the ring, to a huge ovation from the crowd. Royalty beckons for a mike.

RR: Peterson, you weren't invited to this match. I'm standing next to Craven to make things a little fairer...

But he is cut off as Dan Sawyer hits a drop kick from the top rope, behind Royalty, and the HWA boss goes down in a heap. Peterson laughs and goes straight for Craven. The crowd pops huge as the two PPV main eventers give the crowd a preview of what is to come. In the meantime, Royalty is back up, and him and Sawyer start to kick the crap out of each other. After several minute of mayhem, Peterson and Royalty end up on the outside of the ring once more, and it returns to being Craven v Sawyer. Craven hits his finisher and gets the pin 1-2-3 after 22 minutes of mayhem!

The crowd cheers for Jason who's now outside of the ring. He makes the ring announcer get up out of his seat and takes his chair. He slides back into the ring with the chair and waits for Dan Sawyer to rise to his feet only to smash the chair into his head. Sawyer drops and Jason tosses the chair at his head. He then slides out of the ring and grabs the mic.

Jason Craven: You see that! That's what anyone can expect if they get in the way of my championship.

Jason drops the mic and heads to the back.

TB: What a match folks! And after this commercial break, my colleague and broadcast partner Keith Kincaid makes his return to the ring after being retired for 6 years!

Keith Kincaid comes down to some old school sounding music, and Grimjack comes down to some Bob Marley tune, completely off his head as per usual. Once in the ring, Grimjack slumps into a turnbuckle, and beckons for Keith Kincaid to bring it on. Kincaid does so, and at first lets fly with a series of crisp holds and throws, causing Grimjack to retreat and take stock.

TB: Hehe, not bad for an old timer! He sure showed Grimjack what was what!

Grimjack flies at Kincaid, and knocks the older man off his feet. Suddenly looking worried, Grimjack reaches for his groin area. A look of shock hits him, and he goes very pale. Before he went to the mat, Kincaid had managed to punch Grimjack hard in the bladder.

TB: Uh oh, I have a sneaking suspicion that Grimjack has just wet himself.

Sure enough, a wet patch appears in Grimjack's pants. Taking advantage of Grimjack's surprise, Kincaid rolls him up for the pin 1-2-3. The crowd goes wild for the veteran!

TB: Ha ha ha, just shows how cocky Grimjack was feeling. He obviously never researched Keith's old matches! The bladder punch from hell, was one of Keith's trademark moves! Well done Keith!

RR: This one should be pretty brutal, as there is no love lost between the two.

A highlights package is shown, and we are reminded about what happened the previous week. It is cut short though as Octavian and Ninja are already going at it big time. Ninja grabs a shovel from underneath the ring, but Octavian counters with a table leg. Octavian having the lighter weapon, gets a second swipe in, and it catches Ninja in the face. Ninja gets his hands up, but releaves the shovel to do so. Octavian grabs it and hits Ninja in the back with it. Octavian grins to himself and the audience applaud - not quite sure how to take Octavian.

TB: Yep, already this is turning into a brutal match.

RR: Uh oh, watch this!

Octavian has placed a series of toy cars in the ring, and suplexes Ninja into them.

TB: Wow! Thats surely the first time we've seen THAT before!

RR: Yup, gotta watch out for those sharp edges!

Octavian is interrupted as Dorian Priest is seen walking towards the ring. Priest starts circling the ring.

TB: I guess Priest is here to keep an eye on the psycopath in the ring....

Octavian has now gotten his bardwire covered baseball bat. Ninja gets to his feet, but is met with a swingingly sharp bat. Ninja's face is not surprisingly ripped to shreds, and is bleeding profusely.

RR: Octavian has placed the bat on the mat. He goes for the piledriver... 1-2-3 it's over! Probably a good thing for the Ninja. He was really taking a beating there.

TB: Up next we have the battle royal, the winner of which will get a whopping FOUR POINTS towards their race for the title total. This could change EVERYTHING.

RR: Before we do that i'm just getting word from the back that something is happening.

Dorian Priest is seen backstage heading for the exit when out of no where Social Misfit hits him in the back of the head with a frying pan.

Social Misfit: They hired you to make sure I didn't go after random people on the HWA payroll. Well, they got what they wanted because now I have you to play with.

Social Misfit drops the frying pan and walks out of the exit.

TB: Entered into this competition are the following people: Unknown Ninja, Eldorado, Peter Octavian, Jason Craven, Keith Kincaid, Grimjack, Dan Sawyer, Mental Mark & Percy Peterson.

All nine competitors start in the ring and chaos quickly ensues. Dan Sawyer is not immediately paired up, and he cowers in the corner, trying to conserve energy. First out is Grimjack, who is thrown over the top rope by Percy Peterson. Peterson rubs his hands together and smiles to himself, but Jason Craven knocks him down straight away with a big clothesline.

Next to go is Eldorado, who is thrown out by Mental Mark. Sawyer though is now into the fight, getting to grips with the veteran Keith Kincaid. Kincaid has the majority of the fans support. Not merely because he is a legend, but also because the fans really can't stand Sawyer. Sawyer flips the bird to the ringside fans and low blows Kincaid.

Elsewhere Octavian and Craven are fighting back to back - keeping their enemies in front of them. Eventually, Octavian breaks loose and his opponent from earlier - the unknown ninja - feels the misfit's rage once more as he is tossed from the ring.

Kincaid and Sawyer are still going at it in the corner. Kincaid has recovered from the low blow from Sawyer, and now has Sawyer teetering on the edge of elimination. Sawyer though, hangs on to the ropes, and Kincaid can't quite grip enough.

RR: NOOOOOO! Kincaid finally eliminated by Sawyer. Thats TOO bad!

TB: That was quite some contest there. I'd love to see Sawyer v Kincaid at some time.

RR: You would? Well guess what, you CAN! Next week, I'm booking Sawyer v Kincaid - I'd pay to see that!

Jason Craven, seeing how well Octavian is doing, grabs a hold of Mental Mark, he starts beating the mental one around the head with lefts and rights, and then with a huge clothesline, sends Mark over the top rope.

RR: Well folks, we're done to the final four, Peterson, Craven, Sawyer and Octavian!

Each man retreats to one of the four corners of the ring. Peterson is the first to move, aiming for Dan Sawyer. Octavian and Craven eye each other up, unsure as to whether to fight. Octavian smiles and offers his hand to Craven. Craven reaches to shake it, but Octavian hits Craven with a cheap shot to the midsection. Craven looks up, pissed, and the two start brawling. Seeing what is happening, Peterson leaves Sawyer alone for a second and charges across the ring in an attempt to knock both Craven and Octavian out of the ring. He only gets half of his intention though. Craven manages to hang on, but Octavian ends up on the outside of the ring looking furious. Dorain Priest escorts him to the back.

Peterson looks at Craven, Craven looks at Peterson. They both look at Dan Sawyer then begin advancing on him. Sawyer looks quickly from Peterson to Craven and back. He retreats back towards his corner but to no avail. Craven grabs shoulders while Peterson grabs his ankles. They hold him aloft before swinging him backwards and forwards much to the audience's amusement. Eventually, bored, they swing him a little further and Sawyer flies out of the ring, and through a table on the outside of the ring. The HOLY SHIT chants start up, but quickly silence when they see the silent intensity beetween Craven and Peterson in the ring.

After several long moments, Peterson strikes Craven and the war is on. They battle back and forth for around 15 minutes, neither getting the better of the other. Eventually, the war of attrition ends with Peterson getting the first victory of the war. Craven having had the most recent, and more difficult singles match compared to Peterson, starts to slow down, and makes a couple of mistakes which Peterson is quick to capitalise upon. Peterson drops the pornstars elbow and gets the three count.

TB: Folks, thats all we've got time for tonight, but WHAT an awesome night it was! Ron, we're about to get taken off the air but tell us quickly, apart from Kincaid v Sawyer what else do we have for next week?

RR: Well we have some great matches booked. Mental Mark is a little behind on matches for the race for the title competition, so i've given him not one but two next week! One against Peterson and one against Craven!

TB: What the HELL!? Mark will get slaughtered fighting those two on the same night!

RR: But WILL he though? I've seen Mental Mark looking as good as either of those on his best day. It will be interesting to see how he deals with the two, and also, which one of the two will do the best against him. Part two in their little battle against each other I suppose.

TB: Excellent! Anything else?

RR: Yeah there's one more match. It's a No show, no contract match. Basically, if the people involved don't show up, they're fired. Simple as that. That match will feature Peter Octavian, taking on Eldorado and Grimjack in a triple threat match. Oh and if THAT wasn't enough - EVERY single match next week is worth triple points! Thats right - the winner of each match gets THREE POINTS towards their race for the title show!

TB: Wow! I cannot wait to see that already! Everybody will be SERIOUSLY fired up! But folks we gotta go - we'll see you next week!