KK: You've gotta love this Peterson guy, Trent!

TB: I dunno, i'm not sold on him yet. I don't trust him.

KK: I'd trust ANY man with ladies like those surrounding him!

TB: You WOULD! I just remember what this animal did to Kevin Conner last week.

KK: Conner's a has been, everyone knows that.

TB: Well Dan Sawyer here is fighting for his friend Conner's honour tonight.

KK: Unfortunately he's making Conner look pretty dishonourable i'd say. He's not doing too well for himself out there.

Keith is correct, Sawyer is really taking a beating. At 4 minutes in to the match, Peterson drops the pornstar's elbow, and it's all over.

TB: Pretty comprehensive win for Peterson there I'd say.

KK: Hail Peterson! I love this guy!

TB: Perhaps he'd let you star in one of his, erm, adult movies Trent...

KK: Really?! You think?! Awesome!

Trent just shakes his head in disgust.

KK: God this is boring.

TB: Actually Keith, I think you of all people should know that this is a battle of one-up-man-ship. A really battle of wills. Lock versus lock.

KK: No. It's boring as shit.

TB: Heathen.

KK: What? Do you want me to kick the shit out of you Trent?

TB: Just a matter of fact Keith. As you're a former wrestler, i'm hardly likely to want to fight you am I.

KK: You're right, I am. And I'm gonna do something about this match too!

TB: Eh?

Without another word, Keith Kincaid throws off his head set and jumps into the ring. Stuck in yet another headlock, neither Grimjack or Eldorado have noticed. That is until Keith grabs Grimjack's trunks and pulls them right down to reveal Grimjack's Bob Marley thong! TB: Oh my God! Then Keith shoves Grimjack, who - unable to control his steps - stumbles in to the ropes, before falling right through to the floor. Eldorado finds this incredibly funny. That is until Keith Kincaid picks him up and piledrives him into the mat.

TB: Keith Kincaid has STILL got it!

The referee declares a no contest and Keith conducts a lap of honour around the ring. The crowd cheering madly for him.

TB: Have you recovered yet Keith?!

KK: Wow, that was some performance I just gave right there!

TB: Well I have to admit, it did liven things up a touch!

KK: I'm in great shape you know Trent, I could take either of those guys on...

By this point in the proceedings, Unknown Ninja and Jason Craven are standing face to face in the ring, neither looking away as they eyeball each other.

TB: This should be quite the confrontation right here.

KK: No kidding. Both athletes looking forward to this one.

TB: Peter Octavian is once again at ringside, what part will HE play?

A lively opening exchange is underway, with Craven getting the majority of the early going in his favour. Ninja goes for a top rope move which misses and Craven goes for the early pin. Two count only. Octavian disappears under the ring, and reappears with a steel chair which he tosses to Craven. The referee tries to intervene, but Craven shrugs him off before striking the chair down hard onto the skull of the ninja.

KK: Good God almighty, that was steel on skull!

TB: Thinking of intervening in this match Keith?

KK: Hell No!

Having recovered and seeing Octavian looking to interfere once more from the apron, Ninja climbs again to the top rope. He launches off and drop kicks Peter Octavian through a table which had been set up on the outside some time previously.

KK: Holy SHIT!

TB: MY God, both of them could be broken in two!

KK: More than two pieces for sure...

Jason Craven back in the ring looks incredulous after what just happened. With a shrug he climbs to the outside and examines the two bodies. The crowd continue the holy shit chant. After a moment or two, Craven grabs Ninja and rolls his limp carcass back into the ring.

TB: This match is over right here, already.

Craven covers Ninja and indeed gets the 1-2-3.

KK: What a fantastic match. True entertainment, unlike that shit we had a few minutes ago.

The crowd gives Craven a huge cheer, and then subsequently Unknown Ninja too. Ninja falls again to a knee but manages to struggle to his feet. Outside the ring Octavian is up, Ninja sees this, and with the very little he has left in him, he baseball slides him from inside the ring to out.

TB: Unknown Ninja upset with Octavian.

KK: Quite right, he cost him the match.

Ninja picks up Octavian once more and DDT's him into the already broken table.

KK: Thats right. Although Peterson v Sawyer was short, Sawyer still took a pasting. But thats nothing compared to what just took place between Craven and Ninja.

TB: And what about Peter Octavian. Will he be a factor in this match too?

KK: Well if he does, will he be WITH Unknown Ninja, or AGAINST him?

TB: Only one way to find out folks...

The match begins with Dan Sawyer starting out against Jason Craven. Craven punches Sawyer repeatedly, Sawyer busts open within seconds. Sawyer looks down at his bloodied hand and misses a Craven clothesline which sends Sawyer down. Craven continues the punishment until Percy Peterson comes to the rescue. Craven backs off just a little.

KK: Did you see that Trent? I think Craven actually respects Peterson! I told you Peterson is amazing!

TB: He's also an out of shape athlete who engages in all sorts of sordid activities.

Craven can take it no longer and launches into an attack on Peterson. Peterson though is more than a match for Craven and counters each move. After a couple of minutes of exchanges the two men wind up on opposite corners of the ring with the crowd going wild for what they see. Peterson laughs and tags Sawyer back in to many boos.

TB: Sawyer getting boos here now.

KK: I think the crowd really enjoyed that exchange between Peterson and Craven.

TB: I'd love to see a one on one between those two myself...

Later in the match, Unknown Ninja is doing well against Peterson when Octavian comes down to ringside, bandaged up from earlier, but limping obviously. He starts circling the ring. Nearly everybody in the ring looks anxious to see what the insane one will do. All that is except from Craven.

They don't have to wait long. After just a couple of minutes Unknown Ninja goes for the pin on Sawyer, but Peter Octavian has distracted the referee. Craven looks over in surprise as if to say, what the hell are you doing. Ninja, furious, dives over the top rope taking both referee and Octavian with him, the three men land in a heap on the outside of the ring. Nobody moving.

KK: You can't blame Ninja here, he's had enough of Peter Octavian for one night.

TB: But there's a match in progress! What about Craven? It's now meant it's a two on one match with Peterson and Sawyer against Craven. Thanks to Octavian and Ninja fighting, Craven has no partner!

Craven battles valiently, and manages to hold his own. The referee, Ninja and Octavian have all been stretchered to the back and a new ref has come out. Craven battles on, but eventually, the numbers game gets the better of him, and Peterson gets the pin 1-2-3.

TB: What an awesome match! Filled with controversy, but excellent none the less.

KK: Another amazing night from the HWA, and Trent, i'm getting word from the back that tonights matches have affected the race for the title picture. Lets have a look at the score board.

TB: Absolutely. Jason Craven is still leading thanks to his win in singles action and he has four points. Hot on his tail though are Percy Peterson and Dan Sawyer, both with 3 points. I'm hearing some big news from the back too. Next week, we are going to see a free for all battle royal. The winner of which will receive 4 points towards their total! Thats the biggest amount of points for any one match we've seen yet! I guess the stakes are getting higher and higher folks!

KK: They are indeed. And think about this. Craven is in the lead right now, but ANY other wrestler could equal him, or overtake him in ONE MATCH next week! The stakes are certainly high Trent.

TB: Also next week, you've got yourself a match Keith!!

KK: WHAT?!

TB: Ron Royalty just announced to the boys in the back! You're going one on one with Grimjack!

KK: What, er, well, hang on one second!

TB: Also, we've got more Race for the title matches as Percy Peterson goes one on one with Eldorado and Jason Craven takes on Dan Sawyer.

KK: You're not kidding about that match I have with Grimjack are you?

TB: I'm not joking in the slightest!

KK: Shit.

TB: And also next week folks, in a grudge match for the ages we've got Unknown Ninja taking on Peter Octavian who makes his return to the HWA as an in-ring competitor!

KK: Another stacked card.

TB: Folks, we'll see you next week!