Saturday Night Survival
July 17th, 2004

The HWA Saturday Night Survival splash comes up on screen, followed by a series of short highlight clips showing the various characters and moments of intensity throughout the program's history. The scene ends with an explosion and it opens up again at a packed arena with the audience cheering and roaring loudly at the prospect of witnessing another episode of Saturday Night Survival with their own eyes. The camera pans around the arena, shooting the enthutiastic faces and expressions of the fans in attendance along with some of the more outstanding fan signs, written with words such as "I'm a SOCIOPATH too!", "Marry Me Dylan!" and "Hero is better than Superman!". The camera soon focuses on the pyrotechnic explosions from the top of the ramp, ending with one big pyro explosion that gives out a near-blinding flash from the top of the ramp, signifying perhaps the start of the show. Soon, two familiar voices fill the air, that of Trent Brown and Keith Kincade, HWA commentators and personalities themselves.

KK: Welcome back HWA!

TB: That's right! Jason Craven has taken over and he's brought the HWA back!

"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" by Metallica explodes over the PA.

KK: Speaking of which, here he is now!

Jason Craven walks through the curtains to a huge pop from the small crowd. They're all excited to see the HWA back even if they are starting back in smaller vanues. Jason's dressed up in a nice suit, with a black bowler on his head. He walks down to the ring with a huge smile on his face. He grabs a mic, before walking up the stairs and into the ring.

Jason Craven: Cut the music!

The song cuts off and Jason waits patiently as the crowd gets quieter.

Jason Craven: Welcome... back.

KK: Listen to this crowd...

TB: ...they're going nuts!

Jason Craven: The HWA will rise to the greatness it once was. Just like the phoenix is will rise from the ashes and burn the house down each and every week! I remember being backstage like our small roster is now. I remember be nervous, pacing back and forth, waiting to come out and get into this ring. I love this sport and even though I may not be a good leader, I will be the best one that I can be. With that said I would like to announce that tonight will be my last match as long as I am in power.

KK: The crowd didn't like the sound of that.

Jason Craven: Don't worry, that doesn't mean you won't see Jason Craven anymore. I'm not going anywhere! You might see me as a manager, you might see me as a special referee, but you will see me! With that said, lets get this show started!

Commercial Break

Jason Craven v Ryan Maxem v Captain Obvious

The camera pans to the ring where the three wrestlers are already inside, sizing up each other with a referee between them.

Trent Brown: "Captain Obvious and Ryan Maxem are more than eager to get this match going already!"

Keith Kincade: "Jason Craven's just laying low in the corner with a smile on his face."

Keith Kincade: "Well he has announced that this is his last match. I don't think he's worried about winning as much as giving these people a show."

Trent Brown: "And what a show it should be, the matchup seems relatively even here."

The announcing bell rings and the match is on the way, much to the excitement and enthutiasm of the crowd. The three men circle each other in an aggresive stance, each man sizing up the other. Soon Jason Craven and Ryan Maxem seemed focus on one person, Captain Obvious, who looks back at both of them with a look that did not bode well for his prospects in the match. Both Craven and Maxem attack Captain Obvious with a flurry of punches.

Trent Brown: "Captain Obvious in a less than favourable position here. Both Jason Craven and Ryan Maxem have chosen to work on the unfortunate Captain first, perhaps intending to eliminate him first!"

Keith Kincade: "He seems Obviously hurt by this!"

Craven and Maxem take a hand each from Obvious and proceed to irish whip him hard and fast onto the ropes. As they both bend over in preparation for a double team manouver, Captain Obvious manages to wrap his hands around the ropes and hold himself from bouncing back forward towards his two opponents. He soon counters with a kick to an already doubled over Maxem's face, who is knocked back up and onto the ground from the sharp and hard impact.

Trent Brown: "Captain Obvious with an ingenious counter there! He is determined not to be outdone early!"

Keith Kincade: "That Obviously hurt Maxem!"

Captain Obvious then runs over to Craven and hits him with a forearm across the head, sending him staggering back. He takes Craven's hand and attempts an irish whip on him towards a ring post. As he swings Craven by the hand, Craven pulls back and counters with an irish whip of his own, sending Captain Obvious to the post hard. The impact of Captain Obvious' being irish whip can be seen as the post shakes upon contact. Craven follows up his offensive with a series of punches to the head of Captain Obvious as the audience counts along.

"1..2..3..4.."

Trent Brown: "Jason Craven capitalising on his offensive opportunity there!"

Keith Kincade: "Without a doubt, the Captain seems to be on the sinking end of the ship!"

"..5..6..7..8..9..10!"

The referee breaks up the series of hard punches, holding Craven back. Ryan Maxem, recovered from the hard blow of the boot to his face, proceeds to stomp on a downed Captain Obvious with a series of boots of his own. The referee orders him to break it up as well, which he does after getting a few good shots of the boot onto Captain Obvious' chest.

Keith Kincade: "Captain Obvious is on the recieving end of a lot of punishment so far!"

Trent Brown: "This is methodotical dissection! Both Craven and Maxem perhaps realising the weaker link and intending
to eliminate him first!"

Maxem and Craven pick Captain Obvious up and hook him up in a front suplex position from both sides. They then lift him up and bring him crashing to the mat back first.

Trent Brown: "Jason Craven and Ryan Maxem sending Captain Obvious into a world of hurt with that double suplex!"

Keith Kincade: "Soon he'll be sailing off that apron!"

Captain Obvious reels in pain from the impact. Craven gets up without hestitation and climbs up to the second rope of the turnbuckle. He leaps off and lands a leg drop on the downed Captain Obvious, who jerks up in pain from the hard impact.

Keith Kincade: "Captain Obvious without a breather here!"

Ryan Maxem takes his turn and picks Obvious up by the head to his feet. He irish whips him to the ropes and attempts to measure him up for another impact manouver. As Captain Obvious bounces back off the ropes to Maxem, he suddenly slides to his knees and hits an uppercut to the jaw of Maxem, sending him up and flooring him in an instant.

Trent Brown: "Yet another ingenious manouver by Captain Obvious!"

Craven, who has not too long ago gotten up from the leg drop, runs over to Captain Obvious for a clothesline but is met with a boot to the gut and a DDT to the mat. The roars of the crowd grow wilder and Captain Obvious' comeback.

Trent Brown: "Captain Obvious managing to evade, fight and wrestle his way out of the worst of all positions to be in a Thriple Threat!"

Keith Kincade: "He lucked out in the nick of time!!"

Suddenly, without warning or indication, a lone figure leaps out from the crowd and makes a bee-line towards the ring. The cameras managed to glimpse a lone man with a folded steel chair. He slides into the ring and completely floors Captain Obvious, who was oblivious to his arrival. The audience goes into booes and hisses upon realising that it is no other than "Hardcore" Dan Sawyer.

Trent Brown: "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS DAN SAWYER DOING HERE!!!"

Keith Kincade: "He just completely took out Obvious with his steel chair!"

Dan Sawyer then goes on to floor a recovering Maxem and Craven as well with his weapon of choice. Sending both men crashing to the mat. He rolls and stomps them out one by one, except Captain Obvious. The announcer table had already rang the bell signalling a disqualification. Sawyer plants the steel chair in the middle of the ring and picks up a woozy Captain Obvious, much to the riotous hissing and booing from the audience.

Keith Kincade: "I smell HARDCORE!"

Trent Brown: "What in the hell is the man up to now?"

Sawyer boots Captain Obvious in the gut and hooks him up in a suplex position. He then snap suplexes him onto the chair planted on the mat. The expression on Captain Obvious' face is one of sheer suffering and pain as he reels from the move.

Trent Brown: "MY GOD! IS HE TRYING TO END THE POOR MAN'S CAREER!?"

Keith Kincade: "Sawyer seems well on his way there!"

The audience soon starts chanting "SAWYER SUCKS! SAWYER SUCKS! SAWYER SUCKS!.....". Dan Sawyer rolls Captain Obvious out of the ring and calls for a microphone from the announce table. He is handed one from a member of the announcing team and proceeds to speak into it, as the audience jeers on.

Dan Sawyer: "You have all just witnessed the awe and sheer power of HARDCORE BRUTALITY!!!!"

Many in attendance took a dislike to the statement, provoking more booes and hisses.

Trent Brown: "Sawyer perhaps trying to prove a point there..."

Keith Kincade: "Whatever it was, he certainly has!"

Sawyer continues to speak into the microphone.

Dan Sawyer: "Later tonight, the weapon of choice will be my cold, bare hands! With these hands..."

Sawyer indicates by lifting both his hands for all to see, provoking yet more jeering.

Dan Sawyer: "And the boots on my feet...."

Sawyer stamps the mat in indication of his boots. The audience reacts in another round of "SAWYER SUCKS!" chanting. Dan Sawyer waits until the chants die down before continuing to speak.

Dan Sawyer: "I WILL take apart NO OTHER than THE REAL HERO HIMSELF IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH TONIGHT!!!!"

The audience cheers at the mention of The Real Hero's name and booes again afterwards.

Dan Sawyer: "The real world will have a Hero no longer after I'm done with the cage tonight!"

The camera pans to members of the audience, all jeering with some sticking their middle fingers up in defiance and others with the definative thumbs-down at Dan Sawyer's speech.

Keith Kincade: "SAWYER SEEMINGLY HELL-BENT ON TEARING DOWN THE REAL HERO TONIGHT!!!!!"

As he proceeds to speak again, suddenly, green spotlights flare from the top of the ramp and the intro to "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down plays on the arena's PA System. The audience suddenly erupts in a massive pop and goes wild as the theme song signals the entrance to no other than The Real Hero himself. He appears from the curtains, already dressed in his wrestling tights, boots and the distinct trademark cape. He stands towering on top of the ramp, an imposing figure with a microphone of his own. The Real Hero's eyes are unmoving from Dan Sawyer.

Trent Brown: "THE REAL HERO HAS COME OUT! THE REAL HERO HAS ARRIVED! DAN SAWYER'S TIRADE WILL HAVE AN ANSWER!"

Keith Kincade: "This just makes it a hell lot more interesting..."

Soon, the theme music fades to a stop and the arena lighting goes back to normal. The audience seems to be chanting "HERO! HERO! HERO!" as he moves to speak. The Real Hero decides to pause further and lifts a hand to the air to acknowledge the arena audience, provoking more cheers and pops from the packed arena. He then decides to speak.

The Real Hero: "First things first, if you are as good as you damn well seem to pump yourself up to be, I don't think theres a need to beat up on these men doing their work. I would have known it if you were that damn good..."

Dan Sawyer seems infuriated at The Real Hero's statement, which brings out another pop from the audience.

The Real Hero: "I have hands too and I have boots of my own and I don't think I have to explain what I have to do with them later tonight!"

The Real Hero recieves another pop from the audience in attendance at the arena tonight. Dan Sawyer curses him back with some distance from the microphone.

The Real Hero: "I'll give it to you Sawyer. You are a sadist, a cruel, ruthless, heartless S.O.B, perhaps one of the more morbid S.O.B's in the HWA! I'll give you that much Sawyer!"

The audience booes at The Real Hero's acknowledgement or perceived acknowledgement of Sawyer's characteristics. Sawyer seems to be nodding in approval with a sick-looking leering smile.

Trent Brown: "Sawyer seems to have somewhat proven, or attempted to prove that in the earlier assault!"

Keith Kincade: "The Real Hero not too far from the truth!"

The Real Hero raises a hand, indicating the audience to lower their jeers and booes as he continues speaking.

The Real Hero: "Perhaps the greatest issue you'll be wrangling with Sawyer would be this: There could be sadists among winners but not all sadists can win..."

The audience goes into a pop of cheers and adulation for The Real Hero's statement, which changes the expression on Sawyer's face from that of the leering smile to that of anger.

Trent Brown: "THE REAL HERO HAS ANSWERED WITH A CHALLENGE OF HIS OWN FOR SAWYER!!"

Keith Kincade: "Temperatures are rising and tempers could be flaring!"

The Real Hero: "Yes you are an S.O.B! But whether you are a winner is yet to be seen, because I've got thousands, millions out there in The Real World WATCHING!!"

The thousands in attendance cheer and roar in appreciation of The Real Hero's statement, his trademark statement in the HWA.

Trent Brown: "HERO IS DETERMINED TO TAKE THE WIN LATER TONIGHT!"

Keith Kincade: "This should be one for the house to watch!"

The Real Hero continues speaking.

The Real Hero: "So to the masses who could make it in attendance tonight and the millions of others out there in The Real World WATCHING!!...."

He pauses and smiles to the audience in attendance. The camera pans to some who have rose from their seats in applause for the return of The Real Hero to the HWA. Soon, he roars into the microphone with the audience chanting along.

The Real Hero: "KEEP IT REAL EVERYBODY!"

The audience ends with a roaring pop and Sawyer is nothing less than infuriated in the ring. "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down plays on the PA System signifying The Real Hero's exit for the moment with Dan Sawyer looking on. The Real Hero waves off to the audience and walks back into the curtain as Sawyer glares on.

Trent Brown: "THE CHALLENGE UPON A RETURN! SAWYER HAS SHOWN DEVASTATION! THE REAL HERO ANSWERS! ALL WILL BE CONCLUDED LATER IN THE STEEL CAGE MAIN EVENT!

Keith Kincade: "Stay tuned for a helluva night!"

Commerical Break

We take you backstage to see Jason Craven sitting in his office while getting his head wrapped up. One of the newer refs walk in and Jason stares at him with a look of anger on his face.

Referee: You wanted to see me, sir?

Jason Craven: Yes, yes I did. This steel cage match tonight, you're the one locking the door, correct?

Referee: Yes, sir.

Jason Craven: Give me the key.

Referee: What?

Jason Craven: I said give me the god damn key!

The referee fumbles in his pocket searching for the key. He sets it on Jason's desk.

Jason Craven: So Sawyer thinks he can just attack me? Sawyer thinks he can just do whatever the hell he wants!? Well, not in my HWA.

We take you back to ringside.

TB: Some threatening words Jason there.

KK: That's Mr. Craven now.

TB: Well it looks like he has something planned for the cage match later tonight.

KK: Yeah, he has the key that opens the lock on the door. I wonder what he plans on doing?

TB: Only he knows, but now I know we have a great match about to start. Dylan Wolfer against Kevin Conner with Hardcore rules and you know what that means - no rules.

KK: Finally, we get to see some real action!

Dylan Wolfe vs. Kevin Conner  Hardcore Match

TB: Two wrestlers, both in their primes, coming to you live!  This could be a preview of a championship match somewhere down the line.

KK: Right you are, Trent.  I was about to say that without Kevin Conner, this fed would not float!

TB: Well, I don't know about that, but his contributions are-

What his contributions to the HWA are, we don't find out, because "King of My World" by Saliva hits the PA speakers.  Conner comes out to a huge amount of cheers and boos, and walks to the ring with a cocky smile.

EW: First, standing a solid six feet one inch, at a lean two hundred thirty three pounds, The Hardcore Icon, Kevin Conner!

Slides into ring and goes to far right turnbuckle, pulling himself up onto the second rope and posing with both arms up above his head. Conner then hops off and goes diagonally across the ring to the near left turnbuckle and pulls himself up onto that, repeating the process. After posing once more, hops off and goes to the middle of the ring and instead of doing his normal stretch before a match, waits patiently, his eyes to the entranceway.

TB: I have never seen Conner just sit there like that.  He must be ready!

KK: Conner will always be ready, Brown!

The lights are dimmed, but not turned off. Mist becomes the platform floor, and the projection screen goes dark. A small dot is seen moving in the middle of the screen, getting larger. As it gets larger, it is a wolf, running at the screen. The wolf gets closer and closer, running with a fiery passion. As it is about to run into the screen, its mouth opens wide, and it "consumes" the screen. "Reconnect" by Sevendust busts out onto the speakers, but it is nothing compared to the absolute explosion of cheers he receives.

EW: Second, standing a tall six feet five inches tall, weighing in at two hundred seventy five pounds, The Charismatic Kid, Dylan Wolfe!

Dylan Wolfe, in all his glory, appears from backstage. He wears his ring attire, black boots laced around the bottom of wrestling trunks with a design, and a Brothers Wolfe t-shirt, cleanly shaven and nice hair.  He stops to take in the arena.  Dylan begins his walk down to the ring.  Slowly and methodically, he builds momentum with each step, never breaking his eyes from Conner's.  Dylan gives him one last look at the bottom of the ramp.  Wolfe turns and walks to the steel ramp, where he takes the steps up.  When on the apron, he lifts his left leg, moves it through the ropes, and his body follows the same.  Dylan stands up straight, his body carrying along as if he is a proven champion.  Kevin Conner looks up at him, his frame 4 inches shorter than Wolfe's.  Dylan's music stops.

EW: This match will be a Hardcore Match.  No disqualifications, No count outs, this match is for one fall.

TB: All right, Erin, get out of the damn way, these two have been waiting a long time to get at each other.

KK: Yeah, Kevin Conner has been out of Militia affairs, never really been in the same ring as Wolfe since Dylan's first couple of weeks in the HWA 3000.

TB: Why aren't they fighting?

Kevin Conner and Dylan Wolfe have not moved their feet since Dylan entered the ring.  Dylan removes his Brothers Wolfe t-shirt, and Conner cracks his knuckles.  The bell rings, and the match is under way.

TB: I'm looking forward to this match.

KK: Wolfe is the aggressor!

Wolfe runs at Conner with a punch.  Conner ducks and prances away.  Wolfe tries another time, and Conner dances away again.  The crowd is getting agitated, and it shows.

KK: He's toying with Wolfe!  I love it!

TB: Would you shut your mouth?  Fight, you ninny!

Wolfe tries again, and Conner ducks, but he hits Wolfe square in the jaw with a left jab.

TB: Finally.  Conner starts things off, well, sort of, and kicks Wolfe in the gut.  He's going for the Soul Searcher already!  He hits it!

Kevin Conner gets up, even surprising himself that he pulled the move off so quickly.  Dylan is back on his feet even quicker, as the move alone was not much without a beating to go with it.  Dylan runs at Conner, who ducks.  Wolfe, instead of running past, stops and kicks Conner in the chest hard.

KK: Oh, damn!

TB: They heard that one in Anaheim!

Dylan runs and hits a strong lariat on Conner, who was dazed by the toe print on his chest.  Dylan picks up Conner, and locks him in a power set up.  Conner elbows Wolfe in the stomach and runs to the ropes.  Dylan does the same.

KK: Here comes something big!

TB: Whoa!  Flying Lariat by Dylan Wolfe!  Conner is going to have to get in a momentum shifter if he wants back in this fight!

The fight continues as Dylan starts working on making Conner submit.  He slaps him in a Dragon Sleeper.  Kevin Conner fights like a dog to get out of the mess.  Wolfe finally lets go, but the damage has been done.

KK: Come on Conner!

Kevin Conner gets to his feet slowly.  Dylan notices this, and puts a knee to Conner's face.  Conner's head jars backward, looking hurt.  Dylan goes and taunts Conner, along with the crowd.  Conner, clutching his neck, stands up.  He seems to recover himself, and slides out of the ring.  He disappears under the apron.  Dylan turns around.

KK: Where is he?

TB: Isn't it obvious?  He ducked under the apron.  He's probably rummaging around for a weapon.  I mean, this is a Hardcore match.

Dylan is completely flustered.  For five seconds, he had his back on his opponent.  All of a sudden, Conner appears from the other side of the apron.  Dylan runs to the ropes where Conner disappeared under, and begins searching frantically.  Conner pulls a steel chair from under the ring.  Fans in the front row boo, but no one notices.  Dylan backs up a couple feet, thinking to himself.  Conner slides in the ring.  Kevin Conner stands up, and picks up the chair quietly.  Dylan turns around and CRASH!

KK: Yes!  Conner destroyed Wolfe with a chair shot!

TB: Dylan Wolfe is dazed!  He's out for awhile now!

That is the truth, as Wolfe is next to knocked out.  He rolls around on the ground for a moment, but Conner picks him up to his knees.  KC runs to the corner, where he waits.  Dylan stands up, and no sooner does Kevin Conner hit the Super Kick on him.  Dylan is out cold, and Conner is only a little bit fazed.

TB: The momentum has shifted in Conner's favor, Keith.

KK: Too right!  Yes!  Conner, end it now!

Kevin Conner grabs Dylan Wolfe and sets him up for the Conner Driver.  "Fight Music" by D-12 hits the arena.  Conner drops Wolfe.  Wolfe scrambles to his feet.

KK: Isn't that the one guy's theme music?

TB: It is!  It's Jimmy Tallards from the WCWF!

Out runs the Jimmy Tallards from Dylan Wolfe's press conference.  He carries another steel chair and with authority.  Kevin Conner hops out of the ring and meets Tallards.  Tallards hits Kevin Conner in the knees, whereas KC was expecting a face shot, and Conner doubles over.  Tallards hits Conner again.  Dylan Wolfe laughs.

KK: That is a diabolical scheme!

TB: No doubt it was, Keith!  Wait, what is this?

The Jimmy Tallards from Kevin Conner's promo climbs over the barrier from the crowd.  Dylan Wolfe is still watching his Tallards beat down Conner.  Tallards grabs a kid's front row seat, this one padded, and slides into the ring.  Dylan Wolfe turns just in time to get his second chair shot of the night.

KK: This is pandemonium!  Jimmy Tallards hits Wolfe with the steel chair!  Right after he hit Kevin Conner with the steel chair!

Conner's Tallards hops out of the ring and runs up to the other fight.  He hits the other Tallards with the padded steel chair, knocking him unconscious.  He helps Conner to his feet, who somewhat regains an idea of what state he is in, and begins stumbling down to the ring.  Conner's Tallards grabs the other X-Treme Thang and pulls him up the ramp and out of the arena.

KK: Well, that was unusual.

TB: That may be unusual, but look at this!

Kevin Conner is climbing the turnbuckle as Dylan Wolfe lays knocked out in the center of the ring.  Conner signals to the crowd.

KK: Conner is going for the One of a Kind!

TB: This could be it for Dylan Wolfe!

Kevin Conner's body twists in the air as he hits the One of a Kind on Dylan Wolfe.

TB: He hit it!  Wolfe is out!

KK: Count it!

WC: 1!

WC: 2!

WC: No count!  Shoulder off the floor!

TB: Dylan Wolfe is not done yet.

Kevin Conner drags Dylan to his feet to set him up for the ConnerDriver.  Kevin shouts.

KC: Cause that's just the way I am!

Dylan Wolfe kicks his legs, and Conner loses balance.  He falls backward, and Dylan catches his feet.  He picks up Conner and hits the Punishment Wolfe on Kevin Conner, slamming his neck onto the canvas hard.

KK: No!  Get up champ!

TB: This could be it!  The momentum shifts that fast in this sport!

Dylan Wolfe crawls over to Conner, resting an arm across his chest.

WC: 1!

TB: Conner could be done!

WC: 2!

KK: Get UP!

WC: No Count!  Shoulder up!

Indeed, Conner's shoulder is up.  Dylan Wolfe is amazed, and he picks up Conner.  He Irish whips Conner to the ropes.  Dylan runs to the other side, and goes for a clothesline.

TB: Wolfe for the clothesline!

KK: And Conner too!

Both men collide at the center of the ring, both arms stuck out, clotheslining the other.  For a split second, both men were parallel with the mat, six feet off the ground.  Then, there bodies slam, and Wallace Cunningham drops to the canvas.  It is unclear whose arm is covering.

TB: What?

WC: 1!

KK: Wait a minute?

WC: 2!

TB: Who is covering whom?

Right before Wallace Cunningham can get the three count, both of there arms shoot up to break the count, neither knowing who is being pinned. They both try to get to there feet, but can only manage to roll out of the ring. Dylan on one side and Conner on the other.

KK: I think they both have the same idea.

TB: They're looking for weapons under the apron.

They both find chairs and roll into the ring. Still a little dizzy they swing the chairs at each other. The chairs collide, bounce back, and smash into their own faces sending them both down hard.

KK: What the hell?!

TB: They just hit... themselves?

WC: 1...!

KK: They're not moving.

WC: 2...! 3...! 4...!

TB: I think they may need medical attention.

WC: 5..! 6...! 7...!

KK: Wait, Conner's trying to get up!

WC: 8...!

TB: Dylan's starting to move too!

WC: 9...!

KK: Come on Conner!

WC: 10...!

TB: No, they're both too late!

Wallace Cunningham calls for the bell.

TB: This match ends in a no contest.

KK: Conner was robbed!

Dylan slowly sits on his knees.  He is still taking in what happened.  He looks at Conner, who opens his eyes and sits up.  They stare at each other.  Dylan stands up, and Conner also gets to his feet.  They stand two feet from each other.  Then, without warning, Dylan extends a hand.  Kevin stares at it for a moment.  Then, he takes it in his own, and the two shake hands.

KK: This is even more unbelievable!

TB: We'll be back from commercial in a minute!  Stay tuned!

Commerical Break

The Real Hero v Dan Sawyer
Steel Cage

TB: We're getting ready for our final match, the main event and boy does it feel good to be back. Lets go to Erin Wallace and ringside.

KK: We are ready to see the return of The Real hero!

("Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down and the crowd goes crazy for The Real Hero. He comes down the ring soaking in the cheers. The Real Hero has a big smile has on his face. He walks down to the ring. But half way down Sawyer comes running down and clips the big man. Sawyer then starts to work the leg and inner thigh. Sawyer picks him up and whips him into the steel cage. TRH head bounces off and Sawyer talks trash while punishing him. Sawyer throws TRH into the steel chair. He goes under the ring and grabs a steel chair. He holds up then charges at TRH, but TRH hits Reality Hits!)

TB: Sawyer trying to sneak attack and Hero, but he reverses it.

(TRH gets in the ring and the ref talks to Sawyer, and he gets in the ring and Sawyer is cut open. The men are in the ring and the cage and the bell sounds. TRH and Sawyer lock up and then TRH picks him up and slams him hard with a body slam. And then lands a leg drop.  TRH picks up sawyer throws him into the ropes and hit's a side slam. He picks up again and hit's a gut buster. The fans are cheering. TRH picks up again and puts him on his shoulder and lawn darts him into the steal cage. Sawyer bounces off the cage.

TB: TRH is keeping it at slow and methodical pace.

KK: That's how he likes it.

(He falls into the corner. Sawyer hopes on the second rope grabs TRH by his throat and picks up. But TRH is to tall he's still on his toes.)

KK: Come On Sawyer get him up!

TB: The Real Hero, is to tall. Dan is trying through.

(TRH then grabs Sawyer by his throat, pushes him into the steel and then hit's a turn choke slam. TRH then goes and starts to climb the cage, but Dan grabs his foot and pulls him down. Dan then hit's the Death Shot)

TB: Death SHOT!

KK: Out of no where, all Sawyer has to do is get up.

(Then out through crowd comes Conner. He jumps the railing and sits at ringside. Conner then grabs a steel chair and begins to climb the cage. He gets in the ring he waits in the ring and then he swings with the steel chair and blast TRH in the head, busting him open. The fans begin to boo loudly.)

TB: No Conner! What are you doing?!?

KK: Conner is helping out Sawyer, something has to be wrong, someone check Conner for a screw loose!

(He picks up Sawyer. He looks at him and realizes who it is and then hits him with the steal chair. He picks up TRH and hit's a Soul Searcher.  Conner then leaves the cage as the ref is on the outside. Both men are laid out and Sawyer gets up and begins to climb. Sawyer puts one leg over but TRH is up and is on the middle rope. He grabs and reaches his foot. And with all his strength pulls Dan down from the top of the cage. TRH looks pissed and then picks up Sawyer and hit's the Heroic Ending on the steal the chair.)

TB: Conner just seemed to piss Hero off, I thought they were friends!

KK: Damnit! Maybe he was trying to motivate him in the old Hero, we all used to know.

TB: TRH is climbing up. He's at the top.

(TRH looks down at Sawyer and then begins to climb back down.)

TB: What is he doing?

KK: Guess he doesn't want to win right now. Look how ticked off he is.

(TRH begins to climb down. He gets on the top rope and then Sawyer pushes the ref into and Hero falls on each side. Sawyer gets up and begins to bash his head into the steel. Sawyer then takes TRH and whips him into the ropes and picks up the steel chair and on Hero's way back he swings with it but misses and he comes with a running Reality Hits sending Sawyer back.)

KK: Sawyer left his face print on the chair.

TB: My what a shot!

(He bounces off the ropes and Hero grabs and then spins around and launches him into the steel like a rag doll. The crowd is really into the Hero. TRH picks up Sawyer slowly but he hit's a low blow then a stunner. They are both on the ground.)

KK: HAHA, Sawyer still has some fight left in him.

TB: This is Sawyer's chance.

(Sawyer gets up and is on the top rope in the corner but Hero is not far behind and then gives him a forearm shot to the back. Then he hit's a sidewalk slam off the top rope and the fans go nuts.)

TB: OH MY GOD! Sawyer must be broken in half.

KK: Whoa, gotta give it to them both, they are not quitting.

(Hero gets up and begins to climb. But its slow and Sawyer gets up and grabs the chair and hits him in the back hard. And Hero falls to the canvas. Sawyer then begins to climb up.)

KK: This is his chance come on Sawyer!

TB: He's moments away from winning, but wait a minute...

(Jason Cravan runs down the ramp and makes his way to the door. He unlocks it with the key and grabs the chair that Sawyer just got finished using.)

TB: This doesn't look good for Sawyer!

KK: No Jason!

TB: That's Mr. Craven now.

KK: Shut up Trent!

Jason smashes the chair into Sawyer's back knocking him off of the cage. He picks Sawyer up, then DDTs him onto the chair.

TB: OH MY GOD!

KK: Mr. Craven knocked him unconscious!

TB: Sawyer's bleeding all over the place.

(Jason slides out of the ring, then locks the door again. Hero gets up and staggers over Sawyer. He lifts Sawyer up, then power bombs Sawyer down with extreme force.)

TB: WHAT A POWERBOMB!

KK: SAWYER'S DEAD!

(The crowd chants "holy shit"  TRH then climbs up the cage and down the other side. His feet touch and the ref calls for the bell.)

TB: Well what a return for The Real Hero. Winning his return cage match against Dan Sawyer.

KK: Raise the cage and check on Sawyer.

TB: What was Conner's business in that match?

KK: I don't know, but I don't think he'll be too happy about Mr. Craven getting involved.

TB: Yeah, but is he crazy enough to try and do something to Jason?

KK: Well, we'll find out next week!

TB: Before we go I have one thing to say... It's good to be back.

KK: Yes, yes it is Trent.

TB: See you next week!

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