The scene opens up outside the Bobcat Stadium arena in chilly Bozeman Montana. It’s in the parking lot and a limo pulls up and on the license plate it says “Smalls”. Then the scene goes to ringside where Keith Kincaid is sitting and by him is Kristin Thomas instead of the usual Trent Brown.
KK: Well folks welcome to this weeks Sunday night Survival. Now let me first explain that as a result of being choke slammed through a table by Grimjack last week, Trent Brown received a concussion. Now he’s fine but his doctor recommended a week of rest before getting back to work. Now with me we have the beautiful Kristin Thomas who will try to fill his shoes.
KT: That’s right Trent was great but I’m here to show what I can do as well.
KK: Well we have some great matches lined up—
Suddenly the HWAtron hits up and we see Grimjack and David Jackson sitting in their office arguing about something. Suddenly the door bursts open and a man steps in looking excited.
Man: Smith! Jackson! I think I know how we can solve our problem!
Grimjack: Ok ease up Smalls let’s hear it.
Scene fades out.
KK: Ok well I don’t know what that was all about—
KT: I do but I’m sworn to secrecy.
HWAtron comes on again. We see Dylan Wolfe, Brian Knox, and Apollo in Wolfe's dressing room. Knox and Apollo are Dylan’s friends. Dylan is talking animatedly on the cell phone with a man with a deep voice.
Dylan: He's there? Rock and roll, Grim.
The muffled voice laughs and hangs up. Dylan snaps his phone shut and looks up and Brian and Apollo. Apollo cracks his knuckles and Brian takes a swig of his Vanilla Coke. Apollo stands up and walks to the door. Brian follows, and the two look attentively at Dylan.
Dylan: You are on. Make this count.
The pair nod and they are out the door quickly. Dylan sighs and lays down on a bench, laying a warm towel on his face.
KK: Um . . . ok anyway, let’s get right to our first match. But first we have to cut for commercial, sorry about that folks.
Coming back from commercial, they are showing highlights of last week’s PPV. Dylan Wolfe and Ryan Maxem are double-teaming on Blue Thunder. All of a sudden, “Reconnect” by Sevendust hits the speaker system. The fans are already out of their seats, ranting and raving at Dylan Wolfe as he enters the arena. He is wearing new ring attire that he hasn’t worn before. This new attire is black wrestling tights with a design on them. The leather boots he wears read “Wolfe” down the sides. He isn’t wearing a shirt, and the fans finally see that he has many scars all over his body. He walks down the ramp, motioning to his waist, showing the crowd that he knows he will win the belt tonight.
KK: You think he can beat St. Patrick?
KT: Now, I have seen him wrestle in PCW. He was the brightest young star they had, and I’m hard pressed to figure out why he is 0-3.
KK: Well, think of the matches he has had.
KT: True, true. First, an extremely close match against Kevin Conner, who just lost the World Title a week before.
KK: Then he lost to Conner AND Tristan Wolfe in the cage.
KT: That match shouldn’t count, there was a lot of outside interference.
KK: In what was supposed to be a Maxemum Pain match, he and Maxem lost in a close one to Syren and Tristan Wolfe.
KT: He was brilliant in PCW, so I suppose he is extremely rusty, having been out for 3 years.
Dylan Wolfe enters the ring. He looks completely in tune for the match. He is not the unsteady, not so confident wrestler of recent weeks.
KT: Wolfe is ready.
“Irish Pub Song” by Flogging Molly hits. The fans are still on their feet, but now cheers replace the boos. Dylan leaves the ring and runs to meet St. Patrick on the ramp.
KK: Apparently, he wants to get this over with. Dylan hits Patty with a bunch of blows, and Patrick is already hurt. Dylan grabs Patrick by the head, but Patrick comes back with an elbow to the stomach.
KT: Dylan turns around, and he comes back…CALIBER! This early in the match! This is unbelievable!
Dylan is on the ground, holding his jaw. He gets to his knees, and continues the fight.
KT: Unbelievable. Most people wouldn’t be able to take that shot and stand up.
KK: Well, it is earlier in the match.
Dylan Wolfe kicks St. Patrick, and Patrick catches his foot. Wolfe jumps, and he does an inverted hurricanrana on Patrick.
KK: What a move!
KT: That took St. Patrick of his feet.
St. Patrick gets up, and is hit by a hard clothesline by Wolfe. Wolfe puts on a sleeper hold, tightening his grip.
KT: You think they’ll ever get in the ring?
KK: Who cares, they can do this from anywhere.
KT: But this could be bad for St. Patrick, he leans heavily on his technical skill.
KK: It looks as though Wolfe has the upper hand, so you could be right.
KT: Other than that Caliber, St. Patrick is being owned by Wolfe.
Wolfe grabs Patrick and throws him into the ring. He enters himself, and they lock up.
KT: Here we go, now.
KK: Irish whip sends Patrick to the ropes – WHOA!
KT: Dylan Wolfe with the big boot to Patrick’s face.
Dylan puts St. Patrick in a dragon sleeper. Patrick is falling victim to Wolfe’s tenacious submission ability.
KK: What happens now?
Dylan tightens his grip on St. Patrick. St. Patrick is losing consciousness. Wolfe lets go.
KK: Why did he let go? He had this match won.
Dylan Wolfe picks him up and tosses him to the turnbuckle. He runs and hits a body splash on Patrick. Patrick is hurt, and Dylan hits his signature.
KK: The Drunken Irish Fists of Fury! Dylan Wolfe is really going all out on St. Patrick!
KT: Maybe he just needed to fight one on one?
KK: St. Patrick is at the complete control of Dylan Wolfe. Dylan Wolfe sets him up on the top rope. Dylan brings him down for a huge DDT!
KT: Let’s see that one on replay!
The replay shows Patrick’s body crumple under the weight of the shot. St. Patrick tries to stir, but Wolfe kicks him in the neck.
KT: It’s obvious he’s working on the head.
KK: The sign of a true submississist.
KT: Dylan slaps on a triangle hold. St. Patrick is gasping for air, trying to wrench Dylan’s legs from his neck.
KK: He could put him to sleep!
Dylan lets go of the sleeper hold. He picks up St. Patrick. St. Patrick recovers and throws a punch. Dylan catches the punch and brings him up for a suplex. Instead of a suplex, he hits the Lone Wolf Driver on St. Patrick.
KK: Oh my god! Lone Wolf Driver! This will definitely put him away.
Dylan instead picks him up and throws him to the ropes. St. Patrick hits a flying forearm. Both men are recovering to their feet.
KT: How did he do that? He has absolutely nothing left!
KK: Here we go!
St. Patrick goes for a clothesline. Dylan Wolfe catches him and sets him up for the Punishment Wolfe.
KK: Here it is! This will end the match!
He hits the Punishment Wolfe, St. Patrick’s neck is hit hard, and he can’t think of anything but the pain as he holds onto his neck.
KT: Just pin him and end this!
KK: Oh no! He puts him in another Dragon Sleeper Hold! He is vindictive!
KT: St. Patrick is not tapping out!
KK: That’s because he fell asleep, Kristin.
KT: Oh, well.
Wallace Cunningham, the senior referee, brings up Patrick’s arm. It falls lopsided to the canvas.
DW: NOTHING LEFT!!!!
KT: Dylan Wolfe, taunting his opponent, who can’t do a thing about it. What a sadistic person.
Cunningham brings up St. Patrick’s arm again. It falls to the canvas.
KK: One more time. The fans are chanting St. Patrick’s name, but I don’t know if it will work.
KT: Of course it won’t work. He’s out cold!
Cunningham brings the arm up one last time. The crowd is expecting a stiff arm to be dropped, as it always is. However, this time, it flops down onto the canvas.
KT: Cunningham calls for the bell, and we have a new Xtreme Champion!
KK: What’s this?
Dylan Wolfe spits on the Xtreme Belt that is handed to him. He is handed a microphone.
DW: This piece of crap is for losers like St. Patrick. I need a belt for myself. A new belt. A MILITIA Belt.
“Cicatrez ESP” by the Mars Volta hits the speakers. Dylan nods and drops his microphone. Grimjack enters the arena, carrying a larger belt then the previous one, also with more gold on it. Across the top of it, it reads “DYLAN WOLFE.” On the bottom, it says “MILITIA” on the bottom. Grimjack enters the ring, shining the belt with his hand. Dylan takes the new belt and raises it to the crowd.
Grimjack: Now see here, your new Xtreme Champion!
Grimjack drops the microphone and picks up St. Patrick. Dylan takes the belt, runs, hits the ropes, comes back, and nails St. Patrick in the face with his new belt. The crowd boos uncontrollably. Dylan spits on St. Patrick’s lifeless body.
KT: What a sadistic man! He is horrible!
KK: The man was completely defenseless! I’m loving it!
KT: What?
“Reconnect” by Sevendust hits the speakers. The new Xtreme Champion and Grimjack leave the ring, and they walk up the ramp. Dylan turns at top, and smiles as St. Patrick is being attended to by officials. Dylan Wolfe and Grimjack leave the arena, the crowd shell-shocked.
The HWAtron comes on and we see Seth Raines walking down a hallway probably to get ready for his match which is next. But then a man in a ski mask and navy clothes runs over and smacks Seth in the back with a chair and he falls to his knees. The man runs off before Seth can get up.
KK: Sneak attack on Raines there, we’ll be right back folks.
Commercial Break.
Tristan Wolfe is leaving a bathroom. He cracks his neck and looks around, as though expecting someone. The camera pans out, and Brian is looking around the corner at Tristan. Apollo looks attentively at him, and something spooks him. He taps Knox on the shoulder, and they disappear behind a soda machine. The camera moves to Tristan, where he is approached by a man in a black hoodie. They speak for about five seconds, exchange something, and the man walks away.
Tristan: Finally, ah got the info to bury that fool Maxem.
Dylan Wolfe walks up to Tristan. He looks very official, as if running for office. Tristan eyes him suspiciously.
Tristan: What the hell da you want?
Dylan: Look, we got off on the wrong foot. I know we're enemies out there in the ring, but back here, I don't want the tension to be palpable.
Dylan extends a hand of truce to Tristan. Tristan stares at the hand, then looks up at Dylan.
Tristan: Ah only shake hands with honorable men.
Dylan pulls his hand away, and looks murderous. Tristan flexes his fist, ready for a fight, but is taken aback when Dylan loosens up and smiles.
Dylan: I understand. Your loss, pal.
Tristan: Only in your eyes, loser.
Dylan walks away, still smiling. Tristan throws a look of pure disgust at him. Dylan exits camera, and Tristan turns to walk away himself. A chair hits him right in the face. He hits the ground hard, his head bouncing off the cold concrete. Brian Knox smiles and drops the chair over Tristan's legs. He laughs and smacks Tristan's unconscious face. Apollo jumps off a table, onto the legs of Tristan. Tristan wakes up, with a loud cry of pain. The beatdown proceeds. Brian starts kicking Tristan in the gut, over and over. Apollo folds the chair over Tristan's leg and stomps on it a few times. Tristan groans in pain, with no way of fighting back.
Brian: This is what happens when you don't show respect to a Militiaman.
Apollo: Not exactly fun, mick, is it?
Apollo starts laughing, and two seconds later he gets hit in the back with a sledgehammer. He cries out loud in pain. St. Patrick has come to his aid. Pat drops the sledgehammer and goes for the clothesline on Knox. Brian is too quick and hits what looks like a Rock Bottom on him. St. Patrick and Tristan Wolfe are both on the ground, as Knox gets up. He picks up the chair and whacks St. Patrick in sensitive spots all around his body for a long moment. Body, legs, chest, head, and no one has been seen to stop the madness. Apollo gets to his knees, clutching his kidney with his left arm, struggling to get up with the other. Brian comes quick to his aid. He picks up Apollo, and looks back on St. Patrick.
Brian: That should be lesson enough not to mess with Militia business, punk.
Brian Knox half carries Apollo out of the hallway, St. Patrick and Tristan helping each other recover.
As they come back from commercial the song “5 Names, All Gimmicks” by rapper Catalyst, which disses Sawyer is playing and the fans love it. “Dan Sawyer, Carbon Copy, little bitch ass faggot better call somebody, and I came to HWA for revenge and I’m gonna stay until what I want is what I GET”
KT: I love this new track it’s great!
"Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits and out walks Sawyer to massive booing. Sawyer looks pissed about the song that disses him.
KK: This guy needs to get more credit he’s been a force lately.
Seth Raines walks out next to "TimeBomb" by Godsmack.
KT: Godsmack! One of my favorite bands!
KK: Pay attention to the wrestlers Kristen.
KT: Oh yeah. Seth Raines is hot . . .
They get in the ring and start to go at it. Sawyer goes nuts with punch after punch and the crowd is booing then Seth blocks it, kicks Sawyer into the gut and turns it into a powerbomb.
KT: Huge piledriver from Seth Raines!
KK: Um that was a powerbomb not a piledriver. That was nothing to Sawyer. That powerbomb looked like crap. Use some force Seth!
Raines covers but Sawyer kicks out with ease. Raines doesn’t waste time with stomps but Sawyer grabs his leg and pulls off Raines boot and he actually bites his ankle which the ref doesn’t see. Raines falls down holding his ankle in pain. Sawyer locks in a leg lock manuever and yells at Raines to tap out bitch. But Raines refuses and even though it makes it hurt more he reaches up and hits Sawyer in the face with his other leg and Sawyer let’s go.
KK: Sawyer showing his veteran experience and willingness to bend the rules.
KT: Sawyer looks so gross. He’s short and fat and he smells too, I hope Raines wins.
Suddenly though Cicatriz ESP hits and Grimjack, Maxem, and Dylan Wolfe walk out to loud boos. They’re holding sledgehammers and they’re swinging them around like it’s nothing.
KT: Oh this should be good this match was boring anyway!
Grimjack gets a mic and starts talking as Sawyer and Raines stop fighting to see what it is.
Grimjack: Attention jobbers and scrubs! We, the Militia have a special announcement for you guys! Now first Raines . . .
Before anything is said the three slide into the ring and before Raines can do anything they start beating him down with the sledgehammers. Raines is a bloody mess.
Grimjack: Seth Raines we wanted you to join the Militia but you spurned us, this is the ramifications! Notice no one is rushing out to help you, that’s because 1) the HWA is afraid of the Miltia, and 2) No one cares about you anyway! Let that be a lesson. Now Sawyer.
Sawyer gets defensive.
Grimjack: Sawyer we want to know if you want to join the Militia?
Sawyer starts knodding his head like hell yeah I do.
Grimjack: Ok but first you have to do something to prove yourself. Now listen closely . . .
The Militia members are whispering something to Sawyer as the scene fades out.
Commercial Break.
The HWAtron goes on and we see Syren walking backstage and the crowd goes nuts for the fan favorite. She goes to her locker room maybe to get ready for her match. She opens there and is shocked at what she sees. There, sitting in a baby carriage, is Dan Sawyer wearing a diaper and a baby bonnet.
Sawyer: Mommy! Mommy!
Syren bursts into tears at this and goes to rush out of the room. Standing outside the door is Maxem, Dylan and Grimjack and they’re laughing hard at her and pointing.
Syren: You bastards!
Syren runs away crying as the Militia is laughing. Sawyer comes out into the hall.
Sawyer: Hey can I take this diaper off now? It itches.
This makes them laugh even harder. Hwatron fades out.
KK: Ha ha that was great.
KT: What that was cruel, heartless and disgusting. I can’t believe they would make fun of her like that. Remember she had a miscarriage with Maxem’s baby. What is wrong with Maxem?
KK: Oh well she can get a little revenge against Fudge now, she is in a handicap match with Tristan vs. Militia member Fudge.
"Numb" by Linkin Park hits and Syren comes out still looking hurt by the Militia’s prank but the fans go nuts for her and it makes her feel better.
KK: Where is Tristan I wonder?
"Whisper" by Evanescence hits and out walks Fudge holding both tag team belts.
KK: Well Fudge’s partner Breeze was a pussy and quit. But then it seems like Tristan isn’t here so this will be a one on one match for the tag team titles. Now Syren has been compared to a younger Fudge so this match should be a good one.
KT: Go Syren show the boys who’s boss!
The bell rings and they circle each other for a few seconds. Fudge goes in for a lockup and Syren ducks it and gets his arm behind his back. He pushes back and uses his strength advantage to get her in the corner. But before she hits the turnbuckle she hops onto it while still holding Fudge’s arm and quickly hops off flipping over him and hits a diamond dust on his chin.
KK: Syren with a decent move to start.
KT: What Keith that move was great it was a great jumping move.
KK: Uh yeah highflying is what Syren does. Kristen do you know anything about wrestling?
KT: More than you probably!
KK: How did you get this job, someone like Erin Wallace would be better suited . . .
KT: Erin! She’s a hack!
KK: This is just because you work for Jackson isn’t it!
Kristin slaps Keith across the face.
KT: How dare you insinuate!
KK: Sorry I asked . . .
In the ring Syren has gotten on the turnbuckle to maybe hit the Breakdown on Fudge. But she sees him sort of open his eyes and may be playing possum. So she jumps off making it look like she’s going for the Breakdown but then she just lands on her feet. Fudge rolls away thinking she will miss but then he’s defenseless on the ground and Syren hits a drop kick to the head on Fudge and he’s stunned.
KK: Great bit of read and react there, Fudge is being outsmarted plain and simple.
Suddenly Cicatriz ESP hits and out walks Grimjack, Maxem, Dylan and Sawyer come walking out.
KT: Yay!
KK: Hmm I almost feel compelled to root against these guys now.
KT: They want to observe their friend Fudge’s match.
Fudge is on his feet and he grabs Syren and irish whips her, But she reverses it and when Fudge comes back she hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker on him (Spur Of The Moment). She covers Fudge but then Maxem is running into the ring and she sees it And charges him. Manwhile Grimjack is on the apron getting Cunningham’s attention. Dylan Wolfe is in and grabs Syren from behind and holds her and Maxem starts punching her as the fans boo. But suddenly Draven Masters comes running from the crowd. Sawyer tries to stop him but he gives him a spinebuster on the hard floor and the fans love it. Max4em, Wolfe and Grimjack see this and they hop out of the ring to stop Draven. Syren was stunned from the attacks and Fudge is up and he tries to grab her and go for a German Suplex. But Syren sails over his head and lands behind him on her feet. Then before Fudge can do anything she hits a sleeperhold drop on his back neck. Syren covers 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
KT: Syren single handedly wins the tag belts for herself! Who needs Tristan! Although I must admit he is yummy.
KK: Gag me.
Meanwhile the Militia including Sawyer is beating down Draven. But Syren sees this and gets on the top turnbuckel and jumps off outside the ring and lands on them all. She helps Draven up and they both run away safely before the Militia can do anything.
KK: Well so far the Militia has interfered in two matches, and the other one, St Patrick vs Dylan Wolfe, they interfered in after.
Comercial Break.
The show comes back from commercial. Cicatriz ESP hits and a video comes on the HWAtron, it’s a video for the Militia showing their exploits. It shows it’s old form with Maxem, Diamond and Fudge and also ones Maxem had in other federations. It shows all the attacks and it shows them beating everyone up at the pap per view last week. They see Grimjack take the hood off revealing himself and shocking everyone and then Fudge coming out and shaking hands with Grimjack. After this finally they walk out, Grimjack, Jackson, Fudge, Maxem, Dylan and Sawyer. Sawyer is pulling a basket on wheels with many pieces of paper in it. The boos are deafening as they get in the ring. Grimjack has a mic in the ring.
Grimjack: Now so far you have seen the Militia kicking much ass tonight, this is what the HWA can expect from now on. You’re either with us or against us, as Seth Raines found out. Sawyer was smart to give in to this force. Soon enough the HWA will be overcome and we will change the name officially to the MWA, that is Militia Wrestling Alliance.
Loud boos and Grimjack is smiling.
Grimjack: But first there is the matter of the Last Man Standing tournament. I’m sure you’ve heard of this?
Cheers. Jackson gets a mic.
Jackson: What this device is is a way of randomly picking names for the tournament, because there are only sixteen spots. So I will pick the names now, and as I do so the wrestler must come out or his spot is forfeit. Ok here we go.
Jackson reaches in.
Jackson: First name! Tristan Wolfe!
Loud cheering for this name. His music "The Enemy" by Sevendust hits but no Tristan comes out. Grimjack pretends to look at his watch but he never shows and the crowd is booing.
Grimjack: Oh well it looks like Tristan doesn’t want to be in the Last Man Standing! Let me pick the next name . . . here we are. Syren! Let’s see if she wants in.
"Numb" by Linkin Park and Syren comes out to big applause holding the International and tag team belts, she has 3 belts in all and the fans love it. She has a mic.
Syren: You bastards! I don’t know where Tristan is, I guess he left the building. Probably because you cowards attacked him backstage! But I happen to know he wanted to be in the Last Man Standing! Let him be in this you cowards!
Grimjack: Sorry rules are rules!
Jackson: Wait Grimjack I think we can make an exception!
Grimjack: What?
Jackson: Listen! Syren, you really want Tristan in right?
Syren: Of course!
Jackson: Well he can be in it, but on one condition! There must be a match next week! Tristan vs. Syren! For the number one contendership for the HWA title!
KK: What! He’s going to make Tristan and Syren fight each other! This is great!
Syren looks shocked, she never thought she’d have to fight her boyfriend.
Syren: No! You’ll never make me do it!
Jackson: Too late you asked for it! Now you have to, or else both you and Tristan are fired!
But Maxem and Fudge seem annoyed. Maxem gets a mic.
Maxem: Hold on I want a world title shot first.
Jackson: Don’t worry just win the Last Man Standing and you’ve got it. Now why don’t you pick the next name Maxem.
Maxem: Fine. Let’s see here . . . ahhh Dylan Wolfe!
Maxem pats his friend Dylan on the back congratulating on getting into LMS as Syren looks at them like whatever. Next Dylan picks.
Dylan: We have . . . Draven Masters! Ha ha get out here cream puff!
"Room To Breathe" by Project Wyze hits and out comes Draven looking pissed. He stands by Syren.
KK: Lot of tension here as these guys were all battling not fifteen minutes ago.
Fudge: Next name . . . Alex Mysterio!
"Hit The Floor" by Linkin Park hits as Mysterio comes out.
Grimjack: Ok . . . let’s see here . . . Seth Raines . . . haha.
"TimeBomb" by Godsmack. Plays and out comes Raines. He eyes the Militia with hate and especially Dylan Wolfe. They just laugh at him and point.
Jackson: Next name! Dan Sawyer! What do you know!
Sawyer looks happy and wants to high five Grimjack but he just looks at him like go away.
KK: Ha ha!
Sawyer looks like fine then . . . and goes to pick a name.
Sawyer: Fudge!
Fudge: Great! I’m not sure if I can do it though but I’ll look at my schedule book.
KK: Don’t tell me Fudge is going to pussy out like he did against Syren.
Fudge: Next name! Conner !
"King Of My World" by Saliva hits as Conner comes out getting booed. He high fives Alex Mysterio and he has a mic.
Conner: I’ll kick all your asses in the LMS because I am the ONE! But first I demand my rematch with that fatass Blue Thunder!
Jackson: Bitch Moan! Fine you can have it next week! Next name! . . . Ah speak of the devil! Blue Thunder!
KT: This name picking seems kind of rigged!
"Fear" by Disturbed plays as Blue Thunder comes out. He high fives his partners for later, Syren and Draven Masters. He looks at Conner like call me fat again bitch but Conner smirks.
Grimjack: Next name! Hmmm . . . this is kind of surprising . . . Cara Starr!!!
KK: Whoa Cara Starr!?!
"Party Up" by DMX hits and out comes Cara Starr and everyone is in shock to see Danny Starr’s sister. She has a mic.
Cara: That’s right HWA the bitch is back and I’m going to be the Last Woman Standing!
KK: Wow.
Maxem: Let me pick the next name. Hmmm what do you know! It’s me! Ryan Maxem!
KK: He can’t pick himself!
KT: Oh what is the LMS without Ryan Maxem!
Grimjack: Next! Hmmm this one is kind of surprising too . . . Tarmen Hughson!
KK: Tarmen Hughson is back???
Tarmen comes walking out with no music and he just nods his head like that’s right bitches.
KK: Wow the original title of the damned champion. This gets better and better.
KT: . . . I have no idea who that is.
Sawyer: Let me pick one! Let me! Ok! . . . St Patrick! Ha ha that punkass!
"Irish Pub Song" by Flogging Molly hits and out comes St Patrick. He high fives his friend Syren and looks at Jackson and Grimjack with hate.
Grimjack: Ok enough of that, who cares about St Patrick I mean sheesh. We need some shocking names. Ok this one is good . . . Mental Mark!
KK: That psycho!!!
KT: I remember him . . . what a freak.
"Juggalo Anthem" by Blaze Ya Dead Homie hits and out comes Mark looking slightly crazed. He walks by all the superstars of HWA who were gathered in front of the ring and goes up and gets in the ring right with the Militia.
KK: Uh oh is Mark going to try and attack the Militia? That could be foolsih.
Grimjack: Oh did we forget to mention? Mark here made the right choice and decided to join the Militia!
All the Militia members shake hands with Mark as the HWA wrestlers look at each other like damn outside the ring.
KK: The Militia keeps getting stronger!
Mark: Allow me the honor of choosing the next participant! Ah . . . a familiar name . . . Brian Carter!
"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence hits and Brian Carter walks out. He too gets in the ring.
KK: Wow Brian Carter is back too!
Mark: Welcome back Brian and welcome to the Militia!
Carter shakes hands with everyone.
KT: How many people are going to join the Militia tonight? Shit.
KK: Watch your mouth young lady. Besides you work for Jackson, so aren’t you in the Militia yourself?
KT: I suppose. Jealous?
KK: A little.
Grimjack: Now I’m sure you’ve noticed that this is sixteen names. But Blue Thunder is one of them. We’re not sure who the world champion will be by the time of LMS, it may be Thunder or someone else, who knows. So we need to pick another name. So yeah there’s one more . . . Two time Last Man Standing winner . . . HWA’s most hated man . . . DANNY FUCKING STARR!!
KK: *Cough cough* what!?!
The rap song “5 Names All Gimmicks” hits as Danny Starr himself walks out to huge booing. Cara Starr looks like she’s in shock at seeing her brother. Dan Sawyer in the ring looks shocked too. Danny Starr has a mic.
Starr: You’re damn right . . . I’m here to make it three in a row fools! You didn’t think you’d get off so easy did you? That’s right . . . Maxem . . . Sawyer . . . see you around.
Starr turns around and walks back up the ramp like he doesn’t have time for this as Maxem looks pissed.
Jackson: Now it’s time to announce a few matches. Next week, I already announced Tristan vs. Syren. But how about, just for shits and giggles, St Patrick is the special referee!
KK: Ha ha that’s great, St Patrick will have to decide among his two friends.
Patrick looks shocked like no you can’t make me do it.
Jackson: If you refuse you’re fired. Also a match is Blue Thunder vs. Conner for the title. And for the Xtreme title we will see Dylan Wolfe vs. Seth Raines.
Raines looks at Dylan like hell yeah. Dylan is yelling bring it.
Jackson: Also, we will have two opening round Last Man Standing matches, the winners going on to the next round, the losers, well they are out of it. First match. Tarmen Hughson vs. St Patrick.
KK: That should be a good one.
Jackson: Ok . . . also Dan Sawyer . . . vs. Danny Starr!
KK: HAHA!
Sawyer is shocked and he gets in Jackson’s face yelling what the hell how many times do I have to beat him.
Jackson: Think of this as a final test of being in the Militia Sawyer. Winning means full membership!
Suddenly Land of Hope and Glory hits and out walks Ron Royalty to a standing ovation. He has a mic.
KK: What does he want?
Jackson: Hi Neil. What can we do for you?
Royalty: Neil is in London right now. This is Ron Royalty. I’m here because I noticed you were making a bunch of matches and I thought I’d make one of my own. Fudge vs. Ryan Maxem! Loser leaves town!
KK: Jesus Christ Maxem Fudge, loser is fired!
Maxem and Fudge look pissed and are yelling he can’t do this!
Jackson: Interesting match Royalty, well played. But let me add to it, to make it even better. It will be a triple threat match, as Draven Masters will be in it also! So Fudge and Maxem will have a ‘focus’. Ha ha!
Masters looks pissed wanting nothing of this match.
Grimjack: Also, I uh . . . I will be the special referee!!!
Masters looks even more pissed. The Militia is laughing it up.
Royalty: What’s so funny Grimjack? Oh well, you won’t be laughing when you’re fired after I beat you at Last Man Standing!
The crowd is loving it and Grimjack is about to say something when a loud chant of “NEIL NEIL NEIL” starts. Royalty raises his hands in the air in victory.
Grimjack: Keep laughing chuckles. Everything you’ve worked for in the HWA, will be owned by me! Won’t that be a riot!?!
Loud boos at this.
Royalty: You must know a lot about riots Grimjack!
Grimjack gets pissed at this mention of the time he got kidnapped in Mexico. He throws down the mic smashing it. Then he grabs the basket of names and throws it out of the ring and Royalty but Royalty sidesteps it with ease. Grimjack wants to go attack Royalty and his Militia friends are holding him back.
Royalty: Are you sure you want to attack us Militia? It seems like we have you outnumbered. The HWA cannot be overrun so easily!
But then Cara Starr, Alex Mysterio, Conner, and Tarmen Hughson walk back up the ramp leaving as the crowd boos, they apparently don’t care about this feud. So it’s Royalty, Syren, Blue Thunder, Seth Raines and Draven Masters left while there is Grimjack, Jackson, Maxem, Dylan, Fudge, Mental Mark, Brian Carter and Dan Sawyer in the ring.
Grimjack: Are you sure? It looks like half your crew up and left! You’d better run and hide, this is your last warning!
The HWA members look like they’re not scared and ready to battle it out now. But Royalty stops them.
Royalty: Don’t worry Grimjack, the Militia will get it’s beating soon, but now is not the time. Come on Genyeman, and lady.
They listen to Royalty and walk back up the ramp as the Militia is laughing and calling names at them.
KK: Wow Last Man Standing is going to be epic. The Militia is in complete control though!
Commercial Break.
The HWAtron comes on. We see Dylan Wolfe and Grimjack slip into a dressing room with a large cloverleaf pinned to it. Dylan laughs and shuts the door, keeping the camera out. St. Patrick walks into the camera's view, and he looks a little surprised. St. Patrick is already hurt from an attack earlier by Brian Knox and Apollo, however the other Militia members are unawares. St. Patrick walks into his dressing room. He clutches an ice pack to his mid section and he sits down on a leather couch. The lights shut off.
Patrick: What in the name?
BAM, St. Patrick is hit by something that makes a loud thudding sound.
Patrick: Oh!
Another shot, and Patrick is hit hard. The door opens, and the hallway light dimly lights St. Patrick doubled up on the ground, spitting up blood on the carpet. The door slams, and The scene ends. The scene cuts two one certain individual who is standing next to a candy machine with a giant foam hand that is raising the index finger and in the center is the name Draven Masters. The man holding the foam hand is none other the Ryan Maxem, and he seems to be waiting for Draven Masters especially because in the time he’s waiting such members like Syren and Blue Thunder have already passed Maxem's presence But yet he sits and wait for the very person who’s name is on the foam hand. Finally after minutes of patiently waiting Maxem hears news that Draven has finally approaching. This news brings a smile to Maxem’s face he wears a smile from ear to ear. Finally walking down the hallway in front of Maxem is Draven. Walking by calmly trying to pretend Maxem isn’t even there seems to be a good strategy. He walks by with two duffle bags of wrestling gear and probably some street clothes. Maxem isn’t happy about being ignored so he gets up and points to Draven who has his back turned and is still walking until Ryan says something.
Maxem: Hey Masters!
Draven simply stops in his tracks as Maxem who is still pointing towards Draven still has that enormous smile on his face, and as Draven turns around he sees the smirk and instantly knows Maxem’s got something up his sleeve.
Masters: What the hell do you want Maxem, cant you see I have to go get ready to kick your ass. Again!
Maxem simply retains his smile while at the same time making a comment back to Draven.
Maxem: What the hell are you the “master” of Draven? You think your some kind of rebel trying to go against the inevitable and fight the Militia? You must be some kind of idiot not to think we will all just come after you all…one at a time. Your no better then anyone else, and although you may think you are because you know Judge and whatnot, and the fact that you’re teaming with the “good guys”. You think that makes u some kind of hero, or a special person?
Draven who is already sick of this talk with Maxem runs over to Maxem like he has something to prove, and as he leaps at Maxem putting all his weight behind the hit, Maxem simply punches Masters in the face causing him to give off quite a bit of blood from the forehead. Maxem smiles and just rips the glove off his hand reveling Maxem holding a pair of brass knuckles all tight around Maxem’s fingers. Maxem slides off the brass knuckles and drops them next to Draven's face. Maxem begins to drag Masters down the hallway, and seems to be headed toward the ring. As Maxem drags Masters down to the ring he mumbles things to himself that he wanted to say to Masters before he knocked him out.
Maxem: You will learn Masters. You and you little friend Judge. You both think your so great, but I got a newsflash for ya buddy. Neither one of you would be grade A eggs if you had to be placed in a carton with the others. You’d be thrown out, simply a reject egg. That’s all you are to anyone Masters, and tonight you will realize you can’t mess with the true competition because it will leave you laying on your ass.
Maxem finally making his way down to the ring with no music or anything gets the crowds attention as the boos can be hear echoing throughout the entire arena as it is obvious Maxem has just laid out Draven Masters. As Maxem tosses him in the ring, he jumps on top of the ring, walking over the top rope to get in. After doing so he signals to Keith Kincaid who in turn tosses him a mic. Ryan puts his lips close to the microphone and simply stares at the fallen body that remains motionless at his feet.
Maxem: You know…I did this for one reason, and one reason only. Not because he beat me two weeks ago. Not because I think he’s a threat to my newly formed Militia. The name Draven Masters shouldn’t even be spoken in the same sentence as Ryan Maxem, but unfortunately it is, and that’s a problem I’m dealing with as we speak. You see, you just can’t compare a man like Draven to the likes of me. I have been in such extraordinary matches HWA has ever seen, and to be compared, and mention even in the same breath with this man is unacceptable, and it’s downgrading. That’s why this week, after I beat the hell out of you. I think Ill beat the hell out of you some more in the next match, and then Ill work on the rest of your good for nothing group you will have to call a team tonight. And unfortunately for you pal, this isn’t going to be a night you want to remember, and if things keep looking the way they are for the rest of the night. I don’t think you’ll even remember what you did today. But let me rewind for a moment, and go back to the topic about you not being good enough for me. I think HWA needs a classic match at the next PPV. And to tell you the truth, the next PPV is one of my all year favorites. That’s right, I’m talking about Last Man Standing.
The crowd begins to cheer, but not in Maxem’s favor. They are simply cheering for the fact that there’s such a huge event next PPV.
Maxem: Now Draven when I’m done with you, and that will be after tonight. I want to spice things up for LMS, so your going to help me get at Judge himself. I want it to be Ryan Maxem vs. Judge at LMS for old times sake.
The fans now cheering louder then before in approval to Maxem’s statement the crowd begins chanting for Judge to come out. Maxem lets them talk for a bit, and actually waits for Judge for a minute, but no Judge to be seen, so Ryan simply breaks up the chant.
Maxem: Aww people don’t you see. He’s scared of me now. Hell the man wouldn’t even write me a get well card when I was having problems with my back. I can sense fear from you Judge, and you can’t deny it. But that doesn’t matter, fact of the matter is. I’m sick and tired of you ignoring my request to have a rematch with you. It just makes you look like the same scared little bitch that quivers when you even mention the name Ryan Maxem. So Judge if I don’t hear the right answer from you in one week, I’m going to pay another little visit to Mr. Masters over here, and I promise you it will be the last visit he gets from anyone…ever!
Maxem just smiles as he walks out of the ring to the sound of Circles, by Incubus as they blast over the p.a. system. Ryan simply walks up the ramp as the crowd boos, and cheers for Maxem from both sides of the arena.
Commercial Break
KK: Welcome back. This night has been incredible!
KT: Damn straight. But now is not the time to look back on the matches, we still have this baby up here.
Kristin points her pen up to the ceiling, where the camera shows a mammoth of a steel cage, hanging, awaiting its descent to the ring.
KT: Ryan Maxem, former Grand Slam champion, will be squaring off against a fan favorite, Draven Masters!
KK: Not much is known about this Draven Masters character. We know this much though, and that is that he should be in a padded room somewhere, talking to himself constantly and all.
KT: Now that’s not fair, Keith. We do know more about the man. He is a hell of a wrestler in the squared circle. Do we know anyone who can mix the roles of powerhouse and technical as well as Masters?
KK: How about Ryan Maxem, Kristin? We’re in for one hell of a match.
KT: I am sure you are right about that, also knowing that they square off again later tonight, as part of the Survivor Series Elimination Match.
“Circles” by Incubus hits the speakers with a note of power. The fans immediately get on their feet and shout insults, boos, and hisses at the stage. Ryan Maxem steps out onto the stage, wearing his normal ring attire, loose, black, leather pants, and a tight shirt. Ryan blows a kiss to the crowd, and completely ignores their rants. As Ryan hits the floor, a fan behind him flips off the camera. Next to him, a sign is held with the legend, “Militia Sucks Donkey Nuts.” Ryan turns, and laughs. He snatches the sign from the kid and walks next to the ramp, and out of sight.
KK: Where in heavens name is he going? He has a match to fight!
KT: Well, here he comes now.
Ryan still carries the poster, and he walks right back to the kid. He tosses the kid the sign, and he grabs it. The man who flipped off the camera next to the kid throws up next to his seat. Ryan climbs the stairs and flips into the ring, and he begins stretching the ring ropes to test their durability.
KT: Why in God’s name did that guy throw up?
It is easy to see why. The kid throws the sign away. When the camera zooms on it, it is tainted yellow.
KK: Why, Maxem urinated on the sign, Kristin!
KT: Real sign of a gentleman.
Ryan cracks his neck and walks by the corner, punching the air over and over. A loud BOOM is heard, and pyrotechnics blast off on the stage. Maxem jumps at the noise, which is incredible. “Room to Breathe” by Project Wyze breaks out, and the fans boos turn into cheers. Apparently, what was a weak face reaction towards him at the Pay Per View, has been magnified, and Draven Masters has become a full-fledged powerhouse face. Draven is even surprised at this upgrade in his fan base. He raises a fist in the air, pumping up the crowd. He lowers his arm and points at Maxem, and their eyes meet, in a stone cold desire to do nothing but whip on each other. Maxem clears his throat, and Masters begins his descent to the bottom of the ramp. Maxem backs up to the opposite side of the ring, and Masters takes his steps up the stairs, pausing at every one. When he finally enters the ring, Maxem stretches one last time. Wallace Cunningham gives the signal. The creation of unholy deeds lowers to the ring, and Masters looks up at it.
KK: Oh, now that’s not fair, is it.
Maxem hits Draven in the back of the head with a clothesline. Masters is quick to get up, and they lock up. Draven knees Maxem in the chest, and we’re off.
KT: Finally, the cage is down.
KK: Maxem with an elbow to the groin, and he hits a solid DDT on Draven Masters.
KT: Now, the Cage Match. You should know the rules by now, but here we go. The Cage is 13 ½ feet above the ring canvas. Surrounding the ring on all four sides, the object is to be the first person to touch the floor outside. You may do this by climbing the side of the cage, and coming down the other side, or you may open the door on the side and leave.
KK: Maxem gets nailed by a flying forearm by Masters. Maxem is slow to his feet, and he is kicked in the chest by Draven. Draven looks as if he is in top form.
KT: Well, you need to be, if you plan to beat the first Grand Slam Champion of the HWA.
KK: True, true. WHOA!
KT: What an uppercut!
Maxem was playing possum, and he lifted Draven Masters off of his feet with a Dragon Uppercut. Maxem runs to the ring ropes, and lands an elbow squarely on the chest of Masters.
KK: Looks as though Maxem has taken control of this match. Maxem pulls Masters to his feet. Let’s see how this pans out.
Maxem knees Masters in the back. Masters bends backwards, and Maxem locks his head up.
KT: Oh no, here it comes!
KK: Reverse Implant DDT! Maxem might have knocked out Draven there! This power struggle of a match is a great one, indeed.
Maxem hits the leg drop on Masters. Masters groans in pain, holding his neck. Masters rolls over, trying to get to his feet. Maxem grabs him by the hair and pulls him up. Maxem takes him over to the cage and attempts to throw his face into the steel mesh.
KK: Draven Masters reverses! Maxem gets tossed into the cage wall! Here comes the turn around!
Masters throws Maxem into the ropes with an Irish Whip.
KK: Look out Maxem!
KT: Spear! Maxem is speared by Masters! Ryan Maxem will need a good comeback.
KK: Masters is stomping a mud hole in Maxem.
KT: Maxem has nowhere to go.
“Reconnect” by Sevendust comes very unexpectedly. Maxem rolls over and looks to the ramp. Cunningham and Masters are both confused, and walk to the edge of the ring. Dylan Wolfe emerges from the back, wearing a baseball jersey with the name MILITIA across the front, along with leather pants. He holds a microphone in his right hand, swinging a chain in his left, as well as the new Xtreme Championship Belt over his shoulder. He smiles as everyone in the arena, including Maxem, is completely unaware of his presence. By the time Dylan is at the bottom of the ramp, Maxem is standing up, clearly back from the beating he took. Dylan raises the microphone to his lips and speaks.
DW: To make this match fairer, we are not going to allow any cheating to happen. There will be no easy wins. You’ll see what I mean.
KT: What is he doing?
KK: I have an idea of what it is.
Dylan walks around to the back of the cage. He puts his belt and the microphone on the announcer’s table, and walks by the door to the cage. He takes the chain, wraps it around the door and the wall next to it, and locks it with a padlock.
KK: He locked the door shut!
Masters walks to the door and grabs the cage, shaking it. He looks completely pissed.
KT: Obviously, that’s how Draven was planning to win.
KK: Not anymore! New game plan!
KT: Oh no! Maxem just slammed Masters’ head into the cage door with a dropkick to the back of the head.
KK: It looks as though we’re about to have a visitor.
Dylan Wolfe walks over to the announce table and sits down, grabbing the extra headset. He puts it on.
KK: Welcome, Wolfe.
KT: May I ask what you’re doing here?
DW: I was extremely bored in the back, and as I was walking to give out Jackson’s orders, I decided to spice up the announcing a bit.
KK: Fine by me.
KT: I’m cool with it too. I don’t want my head crushed.
DW: I wasn’t planning on that. Alright, here we go.
KT: Maxem with a beautifully done Crucifix Powerbomb!
KK: Can Maxem take the match now?
KT: It seems like he wants it to end now. He’s climbing the cage, and he could do it now!
KK: I don’t know, Masters is up!
Draven Masters runs over to the ropes and stands on the second rope, grabbing Maxem by the boot and pulling him down, throwing him to the canvas.
DW: Now we all know that was a cheap shot.
KK: How so? He didn’t want Maxem to win the match!
DW: Postponing the inevitable, Keith. Postponing the inevitable.
KT: If you say so. They lock up again. Knee to the crotch by Maxem. Maxem sets him up!
Maxem hits a powerbomb, but he doesn’t let go.
DW: Here we go. Now Masters is in trouble.
Maxem brings him up and hits another powerbomb. He picks up Masters and slams him down with a final powerbomb.
DW: That, was, awesome.
KK: It was a solidly executed move.
DW: Maxem slaps him in a dragon sleeper!
KT: There are no tap outs, so we could see Maxem at his worst here!
Maxem suddenly picks him up instead of continuing. He throws Masters to the corner and hits him with a running clothesline. Masters is slouched in the corner.
DW: Fists of Fury! Whoo!
Maxem’s Fists of Fury are too much for Masters, as he is supposedly knocked out.
DW: Here comes the end.
Maxem begins climbing again. He reaches the top. He shakes his head, apparently getting a headache from the fight. Masters wakes up and sprints to the other side, jumping over the ropes and onto the cage. He grabs Maxem’s leg, and climbs himself. Maxem strains to get over the edge.
DW: This could be the end!
KK: Well, ya.
DW: Shut your mouth.
Dylan slaps Keith in the mouth. Keith looks surprised, but shrugs it off and goes back to the match.
KK: Both contestants stand, this could be the end!
KT: They are completely locked up! Maxem kicks Masters in the stomach – TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES TO THE RING CANVAS!!!
The fans are in complete shock.
KK: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
DW: Wow. That was quite possibly the greatest move I’ve ever seen in a cage match.
KK: What’s more, they are both knocked out on the floor.
KT: This is going to be hard to decide who will win.
DW: How? It is obvious that Masters took the most damage.
KT: However, Maxem is also on the canvas, knocked out.
DW: I guess so.
KK: I thought maybe you’d go help Maxem.
DW: I won’t interfere in his matches. No one interferes in mine.
KK: I get it. So you will attack people before matches, just not during? Classy.
DW: Classy like the Yankees.
Ryan Maxem is the first to stir. He grabs the bottom ring rope to pull himself up to a kneeling position. He stands up. Masters rolls over, onto his stomach, so he can’t see what is going on. Dylan gets hit in the back by a baseball bat. Syren puts a handkerchief up to Dylan’s mouth, and he is knocked out. Syren hops the barrier, and she walks over to the cage. She has chain cutters. She tosses them over the cage and into the ring, next to Masters. She leaves up the ramp, laughing.
KK: What was that all about?
KT: She thinks that Masters can use the chain cutters to open the lock and get out before Maxem climbs the cage.
KK: Oddly enough then Draven is the one cheating, not the Militia!
Suddenly though Dan Sawyer is coming running down the ramp holding a sledgehammer. Meanwhile in the ring Draven Masters is up. Maxem rushes him and Masters sees it and hip tosses Maxem down. Draven goes and grabs the wire cutters not knowing where they were from. He tries to use them to open the door. But he doesn’t notice Sawyer who runs over and gets a running start the hits the cage with the sledgehammer and it hits Masters right in the hand.
KT: Ow! That may have broke Masters hand!
Maxem is up and he sets Masters up for the Technical Difficulties. He has him in the air but loses his balance and Masters falls on his feet. He clothelines Maxem down. Masters grabs up the wirecutters again and limps over to the door. He’s trying to open it again and is getting the chair almost cut.
KT: Masters on the verge of opening this here uh oh! Masters behind you Maxem is up again.
Maxem rushes Masters and hits a huge massive shoulder block on him smashing him right against the door and since it was already weakened by the wire cutters it bursts open and Masters goes flying out the door and lands in a heap. Cunningham calls for the bell as Masters is out of the cage and Maxem has a look of shock on his face.
KK: Maxem unwittingly let’s Masters win here! What a screwup!
KT: Yeah Maxem had this won but he made one mistake and Masters was able to win. Uh oh there is Sawyer and Dylan Wolfe and here comes Maxem and he isn’t happy.
Maxem, Dylan and Wolfe start laying the boots on Masters outside the ring as the boos rain down.
KK: Wow what a match.
Suddenly “Time” by Pink Floyd hits and everyone stops. The guy who was talking to Grimjack and Jackson before, Martin Smalls comes running out and Masters looks at him like he recognizes him. He walks down and the Militia members hold Masters. Smalls has a mic.
Smalls: Hi cousin! Guess what. I’ve been hired by the Militia to take you out!
Masters: You piece of trash!
Masters overpowers everyone and takes down Sawyer irish whipping him into Maxem and Wolfe. Then he approaches Smalls and Smalls looks worried. But then a man no one knows comes running from in the crowd and hits Masters in the back with punches.
KK: Who the hell--?
KT: That’s Dimensioner. Don’t ask me how I know.
KK: UH OK.
Masters starts battling back against Diminsioner and hits an arm breaking chokeslam on him and Diminsioner is holding his arm as if it’s broken. Masters gets up and looks at Smalls like is that the best you can do? But suddenly Maxem, Sawyer and Wolfe are there again and they take Masters down with chairs and are beating him down. Suddenly though Blue Thunder, Syren and St Patrick come running out as the fans love it and they make the save evening the odds. Maxem, Sawyer, Wolfe and Smalls run up the ramp laughing a yelling as the HWA members help Masters up hoping he can continue to the next match.
Commercial Break.
"Numb" by Linkin Park plays as Syren comes out with her three belts. The crowd is cheering her.
KK: Those belts look to small for that little girl it must be heavy to carry!
KT: I guess Tristan really isn’t going to show up. She should break up with him for sure!
The Pyro's explode in a deafening blast, up above the screen comes to life flashing the words... "If you don't think I'm an asshole...then I'm not doing my job!"
Draven Masters appears on the ramp cracking his knuckles, he makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face as the crowd cheers...
"Jump, jump, jump, freeze
Jump, jump, jump, freeze
Jump, jump, jump, freeze
Jump, jump, Give me room to breathe!"
Sliding into the ring Draven pops up looking out at the crowd all smiles as if the world is an inside joke and only he knows the punchline. He has his fingers taped up apparently injured.
"Fear" by Disturbed hits as Blue Thunder walks out holding the world title. He goes to shake Masters hand but Masters shrugs him aside.
KT: Real nice after he saved your bacon!
KK: He wants the world title, Thunder has it.
Next “Cicatriz ESP” hits and the entire Militia walks out showing unity. The crowd is booing loudly Grimjack, Maxem, Fudge, Wolfe, Jackson, Sawyer, Carter and Mark. They all get in the ring and clearly outnumber the three opponents.
KK: This should be great. I feel bad for the HWA guys.
Cunningham makes the guys not involved in the match leave the ring and he’s threatening to disqualify the whole team if they don’t. Jackson is getting in his face threatening him when suddenly the whole Militia including those not in the match start attack the other three opponents. Syren gets on the turnbuckle to avoid them but Grimjack grabs her leg and throws her off out of the ring. Maxem goes after Masters and they battle evenly until Sawyer, Wolfe and Fudge help out and the numbers catch up. Carter and Mark go after Blue Thunder in the corner but he overpowers them and tosses them both out of the ring. Then he goes over to help out Masters and it evens out.
KT: Shouldn’t people be disqualified for cheating?
KK: Bell was never rung yet. Cunningham can’t bring order it seems.
Thunder clothelines Maxem over the ring and he lands by Syren. Cunningham has had enough of Jackson and punches him in the face knocking him out of the ring and the fans love it. He starts getting in the face of everyone saying there can be two in the ring or else it’s a double dq and finally things calm down until it’s just Grimjack and Blue Thunder in the ring. Grimjack looks up at him like oh geez and the fans love it. Blue Thunder looks like finally I get my shot at this little weasel. Grimjack is in the Militia’s corner not doing anything and Blue Thunder rushes Grimjack but Grimjack gets out of the way and Blue Thunder hits the turnbuckle hard. Maxem and Wolfe hold Thunder while Grimjack starts kicking him. Then Grimjack tags in Fudge as booing starts as the fans wanted Grimjack to get his ass kicked. Fudge gets on the turnbuckle as Thunder breaks free knocking Wolfe and Maxem off the apron. Fudge jumps off at him but Thunder catches him and chokeslams him down and Fudge is devestated.
KK: Dammit!
Thunder goes to pin Fudge but Maxem, Wolfe and Grimjack all run in and stomp him off. Syren and Masters go in to stop this but Cunningham gets in their faces not letting him and meanwhile the Militia is beating down Thunder. Then Cunningham finally makes him leave and Thunder and Fudge are both down.
KK: Both men need to tag.
They’re able to both tag, Fudge tagging Maxem and Thunder tagging Masters and the crowd goes nuts as these two enemies lock up and go at it. Maxem takes Masters down with side russian leg sleep then he grabs Masters hand which he knows is injured and starts to twist it and Masters is in agony. Then Syren leaps off the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault on Maxem and the crowd loves it. She looks like she is injured by it too but slowly rolls out of the ring and Cunningham won’t let the Militia members back in. Maxem and Masters are both tired laying own. Dylan Wolfe is demanding a tag.
KK: Great match so far but the HWA team is in shambles.
Maxem gets up and tags in Wolfe who immediately runs in and grabs Masters foot before he can tag and drags him to the Militia side. He tosses him into their corner and the Militia members stick their feet through the ropes and are booting at him. The crowd is booing and Syren runs in but Cunningham gets in her way not letting her interfere. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Blue Thunder doesn’t notice but Mental Mark and Brian Carter sneak over and hit him in the back hard with chairs and he falls into the ring.
KT: What was that crap!
Loud booing and Syren has seen this but Cunningham hasn’t. He sees Blue Thunder in the ring and yells at him to get out as he’s not legal man. Meanwhile Grimjack has pulled out a chain and is choking Draven Masters with it.
KK: Ha ha so much cheating this is great!
Syren can’t help Thunder up as he is much bigger but he manages to roll under and the ropes and on the apron. Cunningham turns around and Grimjack stops choking Masters. Cunningham makes them let Masters out of the corner and he crawls towards his corner as Dylan is mocking him. Fudge demands to be tagged in and Wolfe lets him in tagging. Fudge stalks Masters laughing. He goes to kick Masters in the ribs but Masters somehow catches his leg and rolls Fudge into a small package. Cunningham counts . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 before the Militia even realized and Fudge is out of the match and the fans love it.
KK: What the? Fudge got pinned by Masters!
The Militia members look pissed as Maxem demands that he be next to fight wanting a piece of Masters for eliminating Fudge. But Masters gets up and stumbles over and slaps Blue Thunder hard in the back tagging him in. Syren is yelling at Masters to tag her in instead as Blue Thunder sees out on his feet but Thunder shrugs it off.
KT: Why not tag in Syren?
KK: Masters wants that world title I’m telling you.
Blue Thunder starts to step over the ropes to get in the ring but Maxem is already there hammering away with punches. Blue Thunder falls into the ring. Then Maxem punches Masters sending him off the apron. Maxem is laughing at Blue Thunder trying to get up. Blue Thunder is up and Maxem bounces off the ropes hitting a huge running big boot on him sending the big man back down and he appears out. Meanwhile Dan Sawyer has snuck over to the HWA’s side of the ring with a sledgehammer and hits Syren hard in the back with it and she falls off the ring apron holding her back in pain. Sawyer laughs as the boos rain down.
KT: That was just heinous.
St. Patrick comes running out looking pissed and starts trading blows with Sawyer. The crowd is cheering him on but then Mark and Brian are there with chair and hit a con-chair-to on Patrick and he’s devestated. Thunder is out and Maxem hits an elbow drop just playing around. Then he puts his foot over him for a mock cover. The ref counts . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
KT: Blue Thunder is out!
KK: So now it’s 3 on 2, Grimjack, Dylan and Maxem vs. Syren and Masters.
Masters appears hurt and is just getting up and Syren is the same. Cunningham starts a count, someone has to get in the ring in ten seconds or the Militia automatically wins. Syren gets to her feet and gets in the ring. Maxem stands there and claps for her mockingly and she looks pissed at him.Her back is still in pain from the sledgehammer shot and she sees outside the ring that St Patrick is out after the chair shot. She knows she’s in a bad situation and seems to whisper “Tristan” but he’s nowhere to be seen. Maxem charges her but she hits a drop toe hold on him taking him down.
KT: Pretty courageous you have to admit.
KK: Yeah she’s against tall odds but I don’t think the Militia can be stopped here.
Maxem gets up quick as though it was nothing. He grabs Syren and irish whips her into the Militia corner and Cunningham doesn’t notice that Grimjack had a sledgehammer and holds it through the ropes and Syren’s back goes right into it and she collapses down in pain holding her back.
KK: . . . Even I have to admit this is getting disgusting. Give her a chance at least Jesus!
Maxem is shaking his head like tisk tisk Syren you never should have gone against us. Then he pulls her to her feet and signals for the Technical Difficulties. The booing starts up again and he hits a massive Technical Difficulties in the middle of the ring and covers Syren . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3.
KK: Maxem with two straight eliminations and now it’s down to Draven Masters who is just now getting up. All of the HWA’s hopes on the young rookie.
Masters is up and realizes the odds are against him and he’s the last in his team. He gets in the ring like he’s not scared at all. Maxem is signaling him to bring it. Masters rushes him with newfound energy and they are going at it. Masters takes Maxem down with a clothesline. Maxem is back up and Masters takes him down again.
KT: Maxem is getting lit up!
The crowd loves it and Maxem stumbles over to his corner and tags in Dylan Wolfe.
Wolfe is looking completely fresh while Masters is a wreck. They tangle up and Masters gets the upper hand irish whipping Wolfe into the turnbuckle. Wolfe stumbles over and gets dropkicked down. Wolfe is back up though and hits Masters with a punch to the groin that the ref doesn’t see. He signals to his teammates and goes to irish whip Masters into the turnbuckle. Grimjack holds out the sledgehammer like before. Wolfe irish whips Masters but Masters reverses it and Wolfe hits the sledgehammer instead and Grimjack can’t believe it. Wolfe collapses in pain. Masters runs over to the Militia’s corner and punches Maxem and Grimjack off the apron. Then he pulls Wolfe to his feet and chokeslams him down onto his shoulder. Masters covers Dylan 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
KT: Masters gets another pin here, it’s now just 2 on 1!
Grimjack and Maxem are talking it over. Meanwhile the entire Militia team is still standing outside the ring watching, trying to cheat with whatever chance they get. Suddenly though Land of Hope and Glory hits and the crowd goes nuts as Ron Royalty comes out wearing his colorful ring garb. He has a mic and stands on the stage.
Royalty: You know I watched this match as long as I could, it’s been disgusting. Now you may have injured two of our top stars, Syren and Blue Thunder. I can’t allow this to continue. Everyone not in this match has to leave the area now or be fired!
The Militia members are pissed arguing that he can’t do that.
Royalty: I can do that I have been sent by Neil. Now get out now or you’re fired. But hey, that means HWA people like St. Patrick, Blue Thunder and Syren too!
KK: Yeah because they were injured and out anyway, they weren’t doing anything to the Militia. But it’s still 2 on 1 at least.
All the Militia members except Grimjack and Maxem grudgingly leave. Masters looks like it’s about time and Royalty leaves too. Maxem gets in the ring to take on Masters.
KT: Has Grimjack fought at all in this match?
KK: He hasn’t had to since his team has been so dominant.
Maxem and Masters attack each other with obvious hatred. Maxem irish whips Masters and goes for a hip toss but Masters turns it into a sunset flip but Maxem quickly kicks out. Masters rolls to his feet but Maxem is there and he clothlines Masters out of the ring. Maxem hops out of the ring after him and irish whips Masters into the steel railing. Masters is starting to show the wear and tear of all the matches and attacks he has suffered tonight. Maxem grabs some tv cable and starts to choke Masters with it and the ref doesn’t see because Grimjack is arguing with him. But then Masters grabs a glass beer bottle that happened to be sitting there and smacks Maxem in the head with it shattering it. Maxem falls back his forehead bleeding. Maxem stumbles back and rolls back into the ring wanting to make a tag real quick. Masters takes the time to rest and pulls the cable away from around his neck. Maxem tags in Grimjack and Grimjack is in the ring and starts taunting Masters to get in and he starts taunting the crowd. Masters tosses the cable aside and gets up having had enough. He gets in the ring and Grimjack tells him to bring it.
KK: This should be good Grimjack is one of the shiftiest competitors in HWA history, he should show this rookie how it’s done.
KT: Yeah sure, Grimjack is completely fresh while Masters has been through hell tonight. That’s real fair.
They lock up and Grimjack turns it quickly into an armbar, also concentrating on twisting the injured hand. Masters desperately goes to punch Grimjack with his free arm but Grimjack ducks it and pulls that other arm behind Masters making Masters hug himself. Then he hits a modified german suplex. Grimjack hops back up celebrating the cool move as the crowd boos him. Masters is bravely getting to his feet although still dazed. He goes for a weak punch but Grimjack grabs his arm. Grimjack tries to hop up and wrap his body around Masters arm for the six second magic but Masters uses the momentum to drive Masters down with a huge chokeslam and Grimjack is out. The crowd is cheering Masters on as he uses his last energy to make a cover. Maxem is still dazed and sees to late 1 . . . 2 . . . 3. Maxem ran in and stomped Masters but it was too late.
KK: I can’t believe this. Masters has battled back from 3 on 1 and now it’s one on one, Maxem vs. Masters. Again!!!
KT: This really is a great match and I think we’re seeing the birth of a great feud here tonight.
Both men are somewhat hurt although Masters is the more so. But Maxem’s head is still bleeding and it’s hard to see through the blood, but there’s no time to stop and get a bandage. Grimjack rolls out of the ring and Cunningham reminds him he has to leave the ring area. Maxem is pissed and starts stomping on Masters with no abandon. He gets in his face and is trash talking when Masters eye gouges him.
KT: Geez this match is getting brutal.
Maxem falls back holding his eye in pain. Masters slowly tries to get back up then falls back down.
KK: Uh oh there might be something wrong with Masters here.
The crowd is chanting “DRAVEN DRAVEN” for him to get up and it seems to give him strength. Maxem is yelling at the crowd to shut up. Maxem uses the ropes to pull himself up. Masters is up and rushes Maxem.
KT: This is it!
But Maxem hits a huge big boot on Masters making him flip through the air and the crowd is booing loud. Maxem drops to his knees and covers Masters 1. . . . 2 . . . but no kick out from Masters.
KK: I can’t believe this when will the guy give in?
Maxem can’t believe it. He pulls Masters to his feet. Draven is out on his feet and Maxem bounces off the ropes going for a spear but Masters moves and Maxem falls down. Masters somehow wisens up and sees his chance. He goes to grab Maxem but Maxem punches him in the groin and the ref doesn’t see. Masters topples over and Maxem covers him real quick as the fans boo . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
KK: My god what a match, perhaps the best I’ve ever seen . . . Masters almost did it but in the end the numbers were too much.
”Cicatriz ESP” hits and the rest of the Militia come running out to congratulate Maxem. Grimjack, Dylan, Jackson, Sawyer, Brian and Mark all come out. They kick Masters out of the ring and help up Maxem. Grimjack has a mic.
Grimjack: That’s right HWA! See what happens when you stand up to this unstoppable force?
KT: Please they barely won.
KK: Well they did win. And you might be in trouble for the way you’ve been talking to them tonight missy. Anyway we’ll see you again next weekend when hopefully Trent Brown is back. We’ll see Blue Thunder vs. Conner for the title, not to mention Maxem vs Fudge vs Masters, and Tristan vs Syren with St Patrick as ref, and two Last Man Standing matches! This is Keith Kincaid for Kristin Thomas signing out.