Scene opens up in Sean Moore’s backyard in Battle Creek Michigan. Sean has a nice house in a nice neighborhood and there is plenty of room in the backyard. A few thousand fans are set up in the backyard on some makeshift bleachers and a ring is in the middle. There is an HWAtron set up to the side and it flickers to life as the fans start clapping because the show is starting. Sean Moore is seen walking through a hallway in his house and the fans go nuts for the International champ. He walks into his kitchen and someone is going through his fridge.
Moore: Hey what’s going on how’d you get in here?
The person steps out and it’s Grimjack holding a bunch of beers he got from the fridge. The fans start booing.
Moore: Grimjack! Those are my beers man what the hell. Get out of here and put those back.
Grimjack: That’s not how you should be talking to your boss. Kid.
Grimjack gets in his face.
Grimjack: Do something.
Moore: You’re not worth it. Just get out.
Grimjack: Thanks for volunteering to hold Survival at your house.
Moore: I never volunteered I was ordered but it’s alright, you’re on my territory for once.
Grimjack: Yeah well anyway thanks again. Thanks for the free beer to, I’ll remind Conner to thank you too.
Grimjack walks out laughing as Moore looks pissed. Scene goes back to ringside where fans are going nuts chanting MOORE MOORE MOORE and Trent Brown and Keith Kincaid are seen by the ring at a table.
TB: As usual Grimjack is stirring up trouble!
KK: He’s got every right, he’s in charge after all!
(Jason Craven’s music fills the arena as Jason walks to the ring with his world title draped over his shoulder. Jason gets in the ring and gives his belt to the time keeper then leans into the corner as he waits for his opponents.)
TB: Our world champ seems to be ready for tonight’s events.
KK: Of course he is, he’s the world champion.
(Then “King of my world” by Saliva fills the arena and the crowed lets off a chorus of boos.)
KK: Now here comes the man I want to win Trent.
TB: I figured as much.
(Conner walks out onto the ramp way and puts his arms in the air as if he were just absorbing the boos. Conner then walks to the ring with a cocky smile on his face. Conner climbs into the ring and before he can get on the turnbuckle to show boat Craven attacks him. Conner turns around and begins to fight back. Craven goes to punch Conner but Conner grabs cravens fist and pulls him close and hit’s him with the Souls Searcher.)
KK: Yes the Soul searcher.
(Then Conner climbs to the top rope as “Meet the Creeper” by Rob Zombie begins to play and Sean Moore begins to run to the ring as Conner stops and looks up the ramp way at Moore. Moore slides in the ring and superkicks Conner in the balls and Conner falls off the ropes to the outside.)
TB: Now that move right there will stop anything including the One of A Kind.
KK: That’s no joke.
(Moore covers Craven, 1….2….3.)
TB: Jason Craven has been eliminated.
(“Juggalo Anthem” by Blaze Ya Dead Homie as Mental Mark comes running out like a mad man with both Mr. And Mrs. Bear in hand and is swinging like a mad man.)
KK: EVERY ONE DUCK!
(Mark hits Conner with Mr. Bear as he is getting up and then hits Craven with Mrs. Bear as he rolls out of the ring then climbs in the ring and slams a bear on either side of Moore’s head. Moore falls to the ground then Mark jumps to the top rope and hit’s the Mindbender.)
TB: Ok folks I think Sean Moore is dead.
(Mark makes the cover. 1….2….3.)
TB: Now Sean Moore has been eliminated.
KK: Surprise surprise.
(Mark climbs onto the top rope and looks out towards Conner layed out on the mat outside the ring, Mark signals for the Mindbender once again.)
TB: Oh God Mark no!
KK: Is he crazy?
(Mark jumps off with the Mindbender.)
KK: Yep he’s crazy.
(Conner rolls out of the way before Mark could hit. Mark hits the ground and grabs his ribs and rolls around screaming as Conner shakes off the shot from Mr. Bear.)
TB: My God that was the most insane thing Mark has ever done.
KK: Yup he’s an idiot.
(Conner puts his arm over Mark for the pin. 1….2….Kick out. Conner gets frustrated gets up and walks over to the ring apron and lifts it up.)
TB: What’s he looking for?
(Conner pulls a table out and sets it up out side the ring them picks Mark up and hit’s him with a Soul Searcher on the guard rail then he rolls Mark onto the table. Conner then climbs up to the top turnbuckle.)
TB: Oh my God. Is he…..?
KK: Yes Trent he is.
(Conner leaps off of the top rope with a One of A Kind and lands on Mark through the table. Conner’s prone body lays on top of lifeless Mental Mark and the ref makes the count. 1….2….3.)
KK: Conner wins, Conner wins. Kevin Conner is the HWA hardcore champion.
Commercial break.
At the Drive’s guitar licks of One Armed Scissor hits and out walks Grimjack with Conner who is holding the hardcore title. Conner is slightly limping and Grimjack has a ref shirt on. The get in the ring and suddenly Craven’s music hits and out he comes holding the world title. He gets in the ring and Conner comes over to shake his hand but Craven just looks at him like hell no. Conner takes offense but Grimjack gets in the way and reminds him what’s at stake. "Juggalo Anthem" by Blaze Ya Dead Homie hits and out walks Mental Mark and Sean Moore looking beat up from the previous match.
TB: I think these guys are a little the worse for wear! Will they fight well together because I doubt if Conner and Craven will?
Moore and Mark are in the ring and looking focused. Moore’s hometown crowd is chanting his name and he smiles and turns to acknowledge his fans but then Conner runs up and cltheslines him down hard. The fans are booing and Mark is about to go nuts on Conner but Grimjack gets in the way saying the match hasn’t started. Mark doesn’t care and knocks Conner in the face knocking him down then he just smiles at Grim. Grimjack smiles back like so that’s how it’s going to be then turns like he’s walking away and Mark smiles to the crowd then Grimjack turns around and kicks Mark in the gut then gives him the Exodus as the fans are booing loud.
TB: What kind of crap is this the ref attacking people?
Grimjack calls for the bell and Craven locks up with Moore as Conner and Mark get out of the ring and Mark is laying on the open recovering from the hardcore match and that Exodus. Craven knees Moore in the gut then starts beating him down. He goes for a piledriver but Moore reverses it and flips Craven down on his head.
KK: It must be hard for guys used to using weapons after that hardcore match!
Moore goes to the turnbuckle and jumps off with a quick elbow drop and Craven is in shock. He crawls to the corner and tags in Conner who comes in gangbusters after Moore but Moore takes him down with a drop toe hold. He pulls Conner up and readies him for some move but Conner hits him with a low blow. Mark gets in the ring and is yelling but Grimjack says he didn’t see it. Mark pushes Grimjack then Grim pushes him back.
TB: This is getting out of hand.
Suddenly Mark kicks Grimjack in the gut and gives him the Straitjacket and the fans are loving it. Conner runs over and gives Mark the One of a Kind and the fans are booing again. But then Craven runs in but Moore gives him a dropkick. Conner is up and looking at Mark down on the ground and out of nowhere Moore hits him with a superkick and suddenly Moore is the only one standing even the referee Grimjack is out.
TB: Dammit Moore could win this but the ref is down! And Grimjack probably wouldn’t count for him anyway!
Suddenly "Whisper" by Evanescence hits and the fans are going nuts as Fudge himself runs out with a referee shirt on. He slides in the ring and points at Moore. Moore looks like he doesn’t know what’s going on but then Fudge points down at Craven who is out and Moore gets it. He covers him and Fudge counts . . . 1 . . .2 . . . 3!
TB: They did it! Mark and Moore are tag team champions!
KK: No fair! Fudge wasn’t the sanctioned ref for this match! It should be thrown out and Craven and Conner should win because Mark attacked the referee!
The crowd is going nuts as Mark and Moore are up and holding the tag titles high and Fudge is celebrating with them. Grimjack is up and pissed and yelling at Conner and Craven. Conner gets in Craven’s face like it’s his fault. Craven looks at him like piss off then Conner and Grimjack start beating him down in the corner just stomping on him.
TB: What are they doing? That wasn’t Craven’s fault anymore than any of theirs?
Craven is beaten and bleeding and Grim and Conner toss him out of the ring and EMTs start to load him on a stretcher. But Conner gets on the turnbuckle and leaps off hitting One of a Kind on Craven on the stretcher. But then Fudge runs over and leaps off the turnbuckle hitting the Fudge splash on both Conner and Craven.
TB: I think Fudge still has issues with Conner, plus he wants Craven’s world title!
Grimjack gets on the mic.
Grimjack: Mark and Moore! You bastards cheated and I should throw the match out but you know what I won’t! Because I’m sure these fans are happy for you two buddies but I’d like to see you two fight each other right now! Remember the stipulation is the tag team winners get to face so you have to fight each other with Moore’s International title on the line!
The fans are booing but many are chanting MOORE still.
Grimjack: As for you Fudge! Get your ass in the ring! You want to be a ref so much interfering in my matches! Do what you’re supposed to!
Fudge gets a mic as he steps over the fallen bodies of Craven and Conner.
Fudge: No problem Grim old buddy. But how about you do something for me. You know what I want. The HWA world title!
Grimjack: Fine. Fudge versus Craven next week for the title! But I’m the referee!
The fans are going nuts at this.
TB: Must Grimjack be the referee for every match? He’s putting Cunningham out of a job.
Fudge: Fine. But if you screw me over it’s on.
Fudge gets in the ring. Meanwhile Mark is standing there trying to shake the cobwebs from the last match when Moore doesn’t waste anytime and jumps off the turnbuckle and hits him with a hurricurrana. Fudge gets ready and the bell rings as the International title is on the line. Moore pulls Mark to his feet but Mark overpowers him and gets him in a suplex move but holds him up there then driops him hard down on the turnbuckle. Moore is just laying against the turnbuckle holding his stomach in agony. Mark runs at him and hits a huge knee to the skull and Moore falls out of the ring. Mark turns around and is posing for the crowd but is surprised when the crowd starts booing him. Mark can’t believe it and looks to Fudge who just shrugs.
TB: Mark has to understand we’re in Sean Moore’s hometown, at his home in fact.
Meanwhile outside the ring Moore’s girl friend Kelly is helping him up. Suddenly Conner rushes in and clotheslines Moore down. Fudge sees it but instead of stopping the match he runs, leaps off the ropes and hits Conner with a suicide plancha. Then as Fudge is getting up Grimjack is there punching Fudge. Suddenly though the music of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix starts up and everyone stops confused.
KK: What in the hell?
TB: It can’t be.
KK: It is it’s David Jackson!
David Jackson the man who used to be in charge of HWA for a time last year is seen on top of the roof of Sean Moore’s house holding a mic.
Jackson: Grimjack, Grimjack, Grimjack. My how you have managed to run my HWA. Now look at you. Making a mockery of yourself. Clearly drunk. Refereeing matches and ruining them for everybody. Please. Just get out. Go back to Mexico before you embarrass yourself more.
The fans start cheering.
Jackson: Oh please like I care for the approval of you idiots.
Loud booing. Grimjack gets a mic.
Grimjack: Look I don’t know what the hell you’re doing back but why don’t you crawl back into the hole in the wall you came from. Or come down here and face me.
Jackson: Oh you’ll be seeing me around Grim . . . soon.
Jackson walks away over the roof to where you can’t see him. Grimjack isn’t looking and Fudge gives him the Fudge U. Meanwhile Mental Mark was looking around and Moore sneaks in and hits huge bulldog on him. Then Moore gets on the turnbuckle and flips off with a moonsault. He’s covering Mark but Fudge is outside the ring. Finally Fudge slides in . 1 . . . 2 . . . but Mark kicks out. Moore gets up and bounces off the ropes. Mark gets up and tries to go for a clothesline on him but Moore wraps around and hits a DDT on Mark. Moore covers and Fudge counts 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
TB: Moore retains the international title! But at the expense of his tag team partner Mental Mark.
Moore gives his hand to Mark to help him up but Mark is pissed and gives Moore the straitjacket instead. Then Mark gets up and realized he shouldn’t have done that just his emotions were running wild.
KK: That’s right Mark beat the hell out of him! Give in to the dark side!
Conner and Grimjack slide into the ring and start double teaming Mark. Fudge grabs Conner and tosses him to the ground. Security guards rush the ring to break things up.
TB: Well folks that’s all for this week! I’ve been given word that Jason Craven is badly injured, will he be ready for next week against Fudge? What is David Jackson doing back? Are our tag team champions enemies? We’ll see next week! Good night!