The scene opens up inside the HSBC arena in Buffalo NY. The place is about half filled with people. Trent Brown and Keith Kincaid are ringside.
TB: The HWA is officially back folks and thanks for sticking with us! Last week Mental Mark became new world champion and by the looks of all the signs in the audience, the people are happy for him!
KK: He cheated with Mysterio’s help plain and simple.
Suddenly the HWAtron comes on and we see the inside of a lockeroom where none other than Grimjack and Conner are sitting on a couch drinking beers and the fans immediately start booing loud.
Conner: It’s good to be back in power.
Grimjack: Yeah but how would you know? I’m president again not you.
Conner: Come on man. You need me. There’s like two people left you have power over. Big deal.
Grimjack: Hey now-
Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.
Grimjack: Come in!
Erin Wallace opens the door and comes in. She looks surprised to see Conner.
Erin: Am I early? We’re supposed to have an interview Mr. Smith?
Conner: Mr. Smith?
Grimjack: It’s ok, Conner was just leaving? Right?
Conner slams the beer down on the table.
Conner: Fine!
Conner slams the door.
Grimjack: Sit down Erin. Well you wanted an interview, I usually don’t do these.
Erin: You declined all requests for interviews the first time you were in charge. Why are you allowing it now?
Grimjack: Already with the questions. Ok. Well I’m a very private person, I have my own personal life separate from this. But this is a different situation. I just returned to power but as you can see the people previously in charge practically ran the place into the ground. I’m doing this to drum up some business. Of course I’m the biggest name, the biggest attraction. People tune in to see me. So I’ll give them what they want, just this once.
Erin: Humble as always I see. Why did you come back?
Grimjack: Well basically Neil came back crawling and begging me to save his cash cow. See when I was in charge HWA was in it’s golden years. Now it’s not.
Erin: Where have you been? When you left you said you were going to Mexico. You were also a huge fan favorite, everyone seemed to love you, now it seems like you’re back to your old ways.
Grimjack: Yes I left for Mexico, a place I had spent some time in before. It was sort of a vacation, now it’s time to go back to work. As for how I acted, I’ve never given two shits about what the fans think, I was just suckering them in. I thought it’d be nice to hear my name chanted for a change instead of asshole.
At this asshole chants start in the arena which can be faintly heard in the locker room.
Grimjack: It gets old after a while but I haven’t heard it in a while. Thanks keep it coming!
Erin: What is the ICSAAC and what does it stand for?
Grimjack: That’s a secret. Come on, people should remember the SAAC though. Kicking it Idaho style?
Erin: Uh . . . no.
Grimjack: Damn. Well me and Conner used to have the Legacy Department with Anderson but he’s gone now. Me, Judge and Matt Hydrox originally created the LD years ago. We thought it was time for a change.
Erin: Why did you hit Mental Mark with a beer bottle last week? I thought you were friends with him.
Grimjack: I wanted Conner to win. Conner is my friend, Mark is just crazy.
Mark busts into the room and the crowd goes nuts.
Mark: I’ll show you who’s crazy!
Mark hits Grimjack with Mr. Bear. Then he nods his head to Erin Wallace and leaves. Erin Wallace looks at the camera like why does this always happen and then leaves with Grimjack out cold.
TB: Looks like Mark wanted revenge.
Commercial Break.
One of a Kind hits as Kevin Conner walks out holding the International title. The boos are deafening despite the sparse crowd. Conner gets in the ring and waits. No one comes out and Conner is looking pissed. Suddenly "Meet the Creeper" by Rob Zombie hits and Sean Moore comes running through the crowd and slides in the ring and starts trading blows with Conner.
TB: Moore wants to put on a good showing so Mark sees that he’s a good partner.
Conner goes for a side kick but Moore ducks it then bounces off the ropes. Conner turns around and gets caught in a running flip school boy roll up. Cunningham the ref counts . . . 1 . . . 2. . . 3! Sean Moore wins and Conner can’t believe it.
TB: Ha ha this is embarrassing for Conner Moore just plain rolled him up and Conner couldn’t kick out!
KK: Moore cheated.
TB: No he won fair and square. But I wonder why Conner’s friend Grimjack wasn’t here to help him?
Commercial Break.
The scene shows the ring is filled with beer bottles, hundreds of them all over the ring.
TB: This will be great! This is a regular match and using weapons will disqualify you, unless if they are beer bottles!
KK: And I just got word that Grimjack drank the beer in many of these bottles. I’m assuming that’s why he wasn’t around to help Conner against that cheating Moore.
Jason Craven’s music hits and he walks out to some mild booing. He gets in the ring and looks around, picks up a beer, opens it with his hand and takes a swig then tosses it aside.
KK: This guy deserves to be champ.
"Juggalo Anthem" by Blaze Ya Dead Homie hits and the crowd gets on its feet for Mental Mark coming out with the world title on his shoulder and Jason Mysterio accompanying him. They get in the ring and look Craven up and down.
TB: Do I sense some bad blood?
KK: Well Craven would have won last week if not for Mysterio and Mark.
The bell rings and Mysterio leaves. Mark picks up a bottle and looks at it. He throws it out of the blue at Craven but Craven ducks it. Mark smiles and waves his finger.
KK: Nutso!
Craven gets pissed and runs over and grabs Mark he throws him down through a whole bunch of bottles shattering them. Then he grabs a bottle and starts beating Mark over the head with it. After it breaks he uses it to stabd Mark with. Mark grabs his arm and tries to hold it back. Then he kicks Craven off of him. Mark gets up bleeding from the back and face.
TB: I have a feeling it is going to get much bloodier than this by the time this is over.
KK: No shit! Craven hasn't even been busted open yet.
Mark gets up and sees Craven grabbing a bottle through the bloodiness in his eyes. Mark waits until Craven turns around and clotheslines the hell out of him. Doing so, both of them land on small pieces of glass and scream like little babies. Mark goes for the quick cover. 1...2...no! Craven kicks out. Mark pulls Craven to his feet and then presses him over his head. Mark throws him out to the floor. Mark, getting plenty of time grabs a bottle in each hand and goes to the outside. Mark hits Craven with one of the bottles on the back and one on the head.
TB: I told you it is going to be a blood bath!
Mark picks Craven up and tries to go for an F-5 type move but Craven counters with a DDT. Giving himself a little time, Craven slowly gets to his feet and looks in the ring where there are lots of broken and non-broken bottles. Craven walks slowly to the ring, gets in and grabs a few bottles. In the back, near the ramp, we see a small figure starting to walk down the ramp. Craven gets out of the ring and goes back toward Mark. Craven is about to hit mark with one of the bottles when Sean Moore grabs his hand and hits him with a bottle. Sean gets another bottle out of the ring and hits him in the head with it. Not knowing that there is a bottle next to his foot Sean yells at Craven. Mark, not knowing whether to hit him with it or not, grabs the bottle and hits Sean over the head. Sean falls straight to the ground. Mark gets up real slow and slides in the ring with Craven. Mark signals for the Straight Jacket.
KK: Oh shit! He is about to do the Straight Jacket! Don't let him do it Craven!
TB: You are just pissed because Mark is about to beat Craven.
KK: You're damn right I am!
Mark, not realizing that Craven had a bottle in his hand, lifts Craven up and readies him for the Straight Jacket. Craven nails Mark in the head with the beer bottle and they both fall down to the mat. Craven goes for the cover. 1...2...no! Mark kicks out. Craven, getting pissed by this time that he has not yet won, grabs two bottles and hits Mark with them both. He keeps hitting Mark even after they are cut up like a knifeblade. He beats on him and beats on him until he realizes he is in a match. He goes quickly for the cover. 1...2...3!
KK: We have a NEW WORLD CHAMPION Trent! Haha!
TB: Yes. We know Keith.
KK: Aren't you excited!
TB: Not really.
Craven stands up and the ref raises his hand in victory. Sean Moore comes from behind and hits Craven in the back. Sean waits for Craven to get to his feet and turn around and BAM!!!!!!! Sean nails him with a superkick.
TB: Oh my god! He just decapitated Craven with that superkick!
KK: You're damn right he did! Craven is about to start having a seizure!
Sean walks over to Mark and stares at him like he has hatred in his eyes. He picks Mark up and put him on his shoulders. Sean grins and puts Mark on his feet. Sean extends his hand to Mark. Mark, holding his ribs, hesitates for a minute but then shakes hands with Sean. Sean pats Mark on the face and walks out of the ring.
TB: Do we have an alliance between these two young men? Find out next week in the surprise match!
Craven is starting to get up and he picks up the world title and looks like it, seeming like he’s savoring it.
KK: He’ll return honor to the belt Trent.
Suddenly the crowd is going nuts as "Whisper" by Evanescence is playing and none other than Fudge runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Craven doesn’t have time to react as he is tired from the match and Fudge hits the FUDGE U on him. The crowd is going nuts as Fudge holds up five fingers on one hand as the show comes to an end.