“Enter Sandman” composed by Metallica begins to fill the arena as the crowed cheers the arrival of “The Deadly One” Dan Sawyer. Dan has the IRA with him. Dan struts down the ramp in a confidant manner and climbs into the ring as the IRA stand in his corner.

TB: Well I guess it’s time for the first match of the evening and it seems as if Dan Sawyer is ready to kick some ass.

KK: Like anyone really cares. This match is a waste of time.

TB: Shut up.

The lights in the arena fade out and fog starts to rise as “Nutshell” by Alice In Chains blasts through the arena then Mikey Extreme emerges and raises his arms as the fans boo loudly.

TB: It seems that the fans here don’t like Mikey.

KK: Yeah whatever.

Mikey walks down the ramp and up to the apron Mikey then steps up then over the top rope. Mikey stands in the middle of the ring and looks at Dan. Mikey turns his back on Dan and raises his arms. Dan runs up behind Mikey and clobbers him in the back of the head and Mikey stumbles forward and falls down with his neck across the middle rope.

TB: Good move there by Dan Sawyer.

KK: Dumb move by Mikey Extreme. You never turn your back on your opponent.

TB: Isn’t that the truth.

(Dan then capitalizes on the position Mikey is in by bouncing off the far ropes and coming back with a knee in the back of the neck of Mikey Extreme. Dan bounces off then grabs Mikey by the back of his hair bringing him to his feet. The ref gets behind Dan telling him to let go of the hair and Mikey in immense pain turns around with a right hook aimed for the temple of Dan Sawyer. Dan ducks and Mikey’s punch hits the ref square in the face knocking him cold.)

TB: Damn. It’s only the first match of the night and the ref already gets knocked out.

KK: Well now. This match might actually be interesting.

(Mikey brings both of his hands up to the side of his head and grips his hair and gets an ‘Oh shit’ look on his face the Dan uppercuts Mikey in the jaw and Mikey flies back to the ropes. Dan kicks Mikey in the gut and Mikey doubles over in pain and Dan hits him with and intense stunner which makes Mikey bounce back and he flies over the ropes.)

KK: Damn. The ref is out and the match is flowing to the outside. Hell yeah.

(Dan stands up and notices that Mikey has flown over the top rope and that the ref is out and he shrugs his shoulders as he motions for the IRA to come lay the boots into Mikey. The IRA runs over to Mikey and begin to stomp away on him. Dan climbs out of the ring and reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a steal chair.)

TB: Now what do you suppose he’s going to do with that?

(Dan grabs the chair as the IRA lifts Mikey up off the ground and hand him over to Dan. Dan takes the top part of the chair and rests it against Mikey’s throat and then drives Mikey’s throat and the chair into the ground and Mikey falls to the ground holding his throat in pain.)

TB: Oh my God that could have crushed Mikey’s wind pipe.

KK: And you’re upset about that?

TB: Keith you are heartless.

KK: I know.

(Dan rolls Mikey back into the ring and then the ref starts to come to. Dan stands Mikey up and stands behind him. Dan hooks his head under Mikey’s left arm and he lifts Mikey up and makes him straddle the top turnbuckle.)

TB: I think this is it.

(Dan climbs to the middle turn buckle and hooks his right arm over Mikey’s head and does a reverse Superplex.)

TB: The X Plex The X Plex The X Plex!

KK: Do you really have to say it three times?

TB: Shut up.

(Dan crawls on top of Mikey and makes the cover then the ref makes the count. 1…2…3. The ref calls for the bell as “Enter Sandman” begins to play and the IRA enters the ring to celebrate along with their colleague.)

TB: That was an easy win by “The Deadly One” Dan Sawyer.

KK: Yeah. Mikey Extreme didn’t stand a chance.

TB: Now Sawyer gets a shot at the Chaotic Championship at Epiphany.

(“Sweet Cherry Pie” By Poison begins to fill the arena and all the men in the arena begin to cheer and yell out cat calls for the arrival of the lustrous Abrianna. Abrianna appears at the top of the stage wearing a skin tight red outfit and she taunts the crowd. She then walks to the ring and climbs in and flaunts her body.)

TB: It looks l…..

KK: Just shut up and look at her.

TB: Whatever.

KK: I bet you’re gay.

TB: No I’m not.

(“El Cu Cuy” Composed by Coal Chamber begins to fill the arena and the crowed cheers the arrival of Brian Carter’s girlfriend Alyssa Stamos. Alyssa appears on the stage and walks down to the ring strutting her stuff and Alyssa climbs into the ring only to be kicked right in the gut.)

TB: Well it looks like Abrianna is wasting no time here.

KK: I wouldn’t.

TB: You wouldn’t pass up a chance to touch a chick in any shape way or form.

KK: You damn right.

(Abrianna lifts Alyssa up off the mat and whips her against the ropes and when she returns Abrianna hits her with a spine buster.)

KK: Damn. I think she’s pissed.

(Abrianna climbs to the top rope.)

TB: The match could be over right here.

(Abrianna hits a picture perfect moonsault on Alyssa and stays on top of her for the cover.)

TB: Medusa’s Revenge by Abrianna and here’s the pin.

(The ref makes the count. 1…2…3. “Sweet Cherry Pie” Fills the arena as Abrianna kicks Alyssa a couple of times then leaves the ring.)

TB: I tell you one thing. I would hate to be in the shoes of Alyssa Stamos right now.

KK: I would. I would love for Abrianna to hit the Medusa’s Revenge on me.

TB: You just want her on top of you.

KK: So what’s wrong with that?

Abrianna rises up to her feet after a hard fought match when Sinthia suddenly runs out from the back and slides into the ring.

TB: Hey! It's Sinthia! What the hell is she doing down here!?

KK: Guess she can't wait till Epiphany Trent!

Sinthia turns an un-suspecting Abrianna around and lifts her up onto her shoulders. Sinthia then spins her around and drops her neck down onto her shoulder, connecting on a Fireman's Carry into Stunner!

TB: Widow's Peak! Widow's Peak! Sinthia just hit the Widow's Peak on Abrianna!

Sinthia rose up to her feet and glared down at the un-moving Abrianna with burning eyes as the fans booed her loudly. Sinthia slowly raised her head up and looked out at the fans with an evil grin on her face. She slid out of the ring and walked quickly over to Erin Wallace, scaring her away as she approached. Snatching up the steel chair that Erin had, just moments ago, been sitting on, Sinthia folded it up and slid back into the ring. The fans continued to boo as Sinthia un-folded the chair and set it up in the ring as the fans rose up out of their seats to get a better look at what was transpiring.

TB: What the hell is Sinthia doing now!?

KK: Maybe she's actually going to sit down Trent.

TB: You know, as well as I do, that no one in the wrestling business ever uses the steel chair to sit down in.

Sinthia stalked over Abrianna and dug both her hands into Abrianna's hair as she pulled her to her feet. Pulling Abrianna into her, Sinthia glared out at all the crowd as she wrapped her arm around Abrianna's head. Sinthia then swept Abrianna's leg out from underneath her and dropped her face-first right onto the open steel chair with a Downward Spiral!

TB: Oh my God! Darkness Falls! Darkness Falls! Sinthia just implanted Abrianna's face right into that open steel chair with the Darkness Falls and, my God, Abrianna's been busted open!

Abrianna rolled around the ring, grabbing at her face, as blood flowed freely from a gash on her forehead. Sinthia kicked aside the steel chair and laid down next to Abrianna, marveling in Abrianna's agony as the crowd remained in silence, shocked at what was happening. Sinthia, with a sick smirk on her face, dug her nails into the open gash of Abrianna's head, drawing more agonizing screams and, yes, more blood!

TB: This is sick! Someone, for the love of God, get down here and stop this!

Sinthia pulled her hand from Abrianna's head and rose up to her feet as she looked over at the blood on her nails and fingers. Sinthia looked back down at Abrianna with a sick smirk on her face as she brought a finger to her lips and stuck it into her mouth, sucking the blood from off her finger.

KK: Now that's what I call some freaky shit Trent!

TB: I think I'm going to be sick!

Sinthia pulled her finger from her mouth, a slight trace of blood still reminiscant on her lower lip, as she smirked down at the motionless Abrianna again.

TB: My God, does Abrianna know what she's truly gotten herself into!?

KK: I don't think any of us know what Abrianna has gotten herself into Trent!

With the smirk still apparent on her face, Sinthia turned away from Abrianna and walked off, leaving her laying in a pool of her own blood in the middle of the ring.

TB: These two WILL meet at Epiphany folks and I don't think I have to tell you how much of a blood bath that match will be.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

The music of "Israel’s Son" by Silver Chair hits the speakers as the audience gives a good reaction for the man known as Eldorado. He steps out onto the stage and looks out into the audience as he walks down to the ring nonchalantly. He slides into the ring and goes to the turnbuckle, raising both fists in the air. He hops down from the corner and starts to stretch in the middle of the ring.

KB: This Eldorado guy is showing a promising future here in the HWA. First win and now going for his second here tonight against St. Patrick.

KK: Ahhhh Eldorado does not stand a chance. The fighting spirit of an Irishman is compared to no other.

TB: Your Irish Keith?

KK: Aye laddy…Din ya know that?

TB: Shut up.

"Irish Pub Song" by Flogging Molly hits as the cheers from the audience kick in. St. Patrick comes out with his hands in the air waving for more cheers, an Irish flag with the letters IRA on it comes on the HWATron and green, orange, and white pyros go off as St. Patrick poses for the crowd. He walks down the ramp and heads into the ring and goes to every turnbuckle, raising his hands up in the air. As he has his back to Eldorado, Eldorado charges and nails a back body drop off the turnbuckle.

TB: Lordy be! Nice opening move for Eldorado!

Eldorado follows up with an Boston crab attempt, but Patrick punches Eldorado in the face several times, making Eldorado lose his hold on his legs. Patrick gets back up to his feet and blocks punch delivered by Eldoardo and reverses it into an arm bar as he drags Eldorado to the mat. The referee checks Eldorado to see if he taps, but Eldorado pulls himself to the ropes to break the move.

The referee pushes Patrick away to give Eldorado a chance to get back to his feet. Soon both men are up and they stare one another down. Patrick raises his hand in the air for a game of mercy. The crowd cheers as Eldorado accepts the challenge. The two lock hands and bump chests as they both struggle to win over the other. However, Patrick starts to get the upper hand on Eldorado as he gets him down to his knees. Eldorado gets a new surge of power and gets back up to his two feet and knees Patrick in the gut. Eldorado puts his head under Patrick’s arm while still being hooked and flips Patrick backwards in a suplex. Patrick quickly gets back up, but gets sent back down as Eldorado clotheslines him. Eldorado gets down on top of Patrick and starts punching him with hard lefts and rights to the face.

KK: Come on St. Patrick! Do not let that Eldorado get the best of you…Uhmm…mate!

TB: SHUT UP KEITH!

Eldorado pulls Patrick up to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Eldorado turns around and wraps his arm around the neck of Patrick to deliver the Show Down, but Patrick pushes Eldorado into the ropes, bouncing him back, and nailing the Caliber on Eldorado with a clean pop to the chin. Eldorado goes straight down to the mat as Patrick makes the cover. The referee counts 1…2…Kick out! Patrick picks Eldorado up and side walk slams him and goes to the top rope.

TB: St. Patrick heading to the top rope!

Patrick leaps off and nails a top rope elbow drop straight to Eldorado’s chest. Patrick makes the cover on Eldorado as the referee counts, but before the referee can count he stops and has a look of horror on his face. Patrick looks at the referee and tells him to make the count, but the referee slides out of the ring. Patrick looks at the referee run in fear, but as he turns around he looks at Billy the Bear run down the ramp. Patrick looks around the ring and gets in a fighting stance ready to fight. The bear kind of just tumbles into the ring and stands up on its two hind feet, TOWERING over Patrick. The bear just kind of stops and waves his paw back in forth indicating "No, no. You got me wrong". Patrick tilts his head and slowly backs away as he watches the bear go over to Eldorado. Eldorado looks up as the bear lays on top of Eldorado. Suddenly "Remedy" by Cold hits and the crowd goes nuts as Sett runs down with a tazer and tranquilizer dart gun in his hands. The bear turns around and lets out a loud roar, but Sett gives a roar of his own…Oddly matching the bears. The bear gives a surprised look as it cowers out of the ring as Sett waves the bear through the ropes with the tranquilizer gun.

TB: That was random.

As Sett leaves with Billy the bear the match continues. As Patrick looks up the ramp surprised as to what happened, Eldorado takes advantage of this and hooks Patrick with a major release German suplex. Patrick lands straight on his neck rolling backwards. Eldorado capitalizes by picking Patrick up and whipping him into the ropes. As Patrick comes back Eldorado kicks him in the stomach and nails the Show Down. Eldorado covers and the referee counts. 1…2…3! Eldorado wins his second match here in the HWA.

KK: NO! I DINNA KIN!

TB: Outstanding victory by Eldorado here. Somewhat…bizarre, but nonetheless outstanding!

KK: Ahhh it was a lucky win for him.

TB: Well we’ll see who is lucky in our next match. The Chaotic Championship match is next folks. Do not go anywhere!

As the crowd still stands up on their feet from the previous match the music of "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent blares over the speakers as the crowd cheers for this new and upcoming star.

TB: Like Eldorado, this Jake Anthony shows true talent I think. It is his second match back here in the HWA and he has a chance to win HWA gold. He is getting a push here lets see if his talent and skill can make him a champion now.

Jake runs down to the ring give high-fives to all the ringside fans. Jake slides into the ring and gets in the middle of the ring as he stays on his knees. He rolls onto his back and does a perfect kip up and raises his fist in the air as the crowd cheers him on.

KK: This should be a pretty decent match. Lets see how crazy these two can get.

"Military Discipline" hits as the cheers for Jake turn into a sea of boos by the audience. A huge explosion fire erupts on the stage as C4 emerges from the back. C4 casually walks through the smoke and makes his way down the rampway, his eyes fixed and focused on the ring and his opponent Jake Anthony. C4 then leaps up onto the ring apron and slips through the second rope and gets into the ring. C4 then paces around the ring, staring down his opponent. C4 hands the referee the belt as he holds it up. C4 and Jake meet in the middle of the ring as the referee gives the stipulation to the match. Jake extends his hand out to C4 and C4 grabs Jake by the hand, pulling him towards C4 to try to nail a clothesline.

TB: C4 is a sneak!

Jake ducks the clothesline attempt though and nails a reverse DDT. Jake follows up and locks in a rear chin lock on C4 as he C4 struggles to breathe. Jake pulls C4 up to his feet, but keeps the hold still on C4. C4 gets leverage and runs to the corner doing a backflip off the turnbuckle making the hold Jake had on him release. C4 flips behind Jake and hooks his arms around his waist to try a German suplex, but Jake elbows C4 to the head several times. C4 lets go of Jake as Jake runs to the corner. Jake runs up the turnbuckle and spins around with a roundhouse kick off the top turnbuckle, nailing C4 right to the side of the face. The crowd gives a good response to that move.

TB: Jesus! Acrobatic this Jake Anthony is!

C4 falls to the mat as Jake picks C4 back up and whips him into the turnbuckle. C4 bounces off the turnbuckle chest first and starts to stumble backwards, but Jake planned this and spears C4 from behind. C4 falls face first to the mat as Jake goes to the outside of the ring. Jake sets up a table on the outside of the ring and rolls back in the ring for later usage. Jake starts to stomp C4 to the back of the head as he weakens him some more. Jake picks C4 up and bounces him into the ropes and as C4 comes back Jake lifts C4 high into the air and as C4 falls back down to the mat, Jake nails a diamond cutter on C4.

KK: Jake in control of this match obviously!

Jake then puts C4 in the Brain Scratch. C4 yells in pain, but has a high tolerance to pain and does not top. Jake shakes his head with rage as he gets frustrated that C4 will not go down. Jake lifts C4 up to his feet, but C4 tries to come back as he thrust his knee into Jake’s stomach, however Jake does not get too affect by it and hooks C4 like a Rock Bottom and throws C4 back into the corner. Jake backs up and runs at C4 nailing a splash onto C4. C4 stumbles forward and falls face first to the mat. Jake goes to the top rope and taunts while he is up there. The fans cheer on as Jake leaps off the top rope with low down splash onto C4. Jake gets back up to his feet and gives another taunt to the audience. Jake looks down at the table and points to it. The crowd erupts as Jake picks C4 back up. Jake bounces C4 into the ropes and as C4 comes back Jake grabs him by the hair and throws him to the outside of the ring, However, C4 manages to land on the apron catching himself. Jake does not know this and as he turns back around C4 grabs Jake, pulling down on him making his neck bounce off the top rope.

TB: Ohhh nice reversal by C4.

C4 slides back in the ring and somewhat stumbles after taking such a brutal beating by Jake. As C4 nears Jake, C4 looks down on Jake who appears to be injured. The referee comes to check on Jake as the referee helps him up.

KK: What the hell! Jake got injured! Are they seriously calling this match out!

As the referee helps Jake to the ropes, Jake turns around and takes C4 off his feet. Jake starts unloading on C4 with punches left and right. Jake throws C4 up to his feet and he nails the Spike on him. Jake picks C4 up and nails the Spike for a second time. Jake then picks C4 up over his head and drops C4 down across his knee with a major gut buster. C4 rolls on the mat clenching his stomach. Jake picks C4 up again and lifts C4 up over his shoulders for a DVD. Jake does a circle in the middle of the ring still holding C4 as the fans cheer Jake on. Jake looks over to the table and gives a vicious smile. Jake runs forward and does a complete forward flip over the top rope still holding C4 in the DVD position and nails C4 straight through the table on the outside of the ring.

TB: HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT KEITH!

KK: . . .

Jake lays on the ground for a bit as they both lay motionless for a bit. After about twenty seconds Jake springs up and sits on his bottom for a minute, looking around. Jake turns around and notices a knocked out C4. Jake then looks around the ring for something to end this match with (like that last move could not end it yet), but Jake has to make a lasting impression as he believes to win his first title. Jake notices a ladder to his left and gets wide-eyed as he notices it. Jake crawls to his feet and grabs the ladder. Jake slides the ladder in the ring and sets it up. Jake looks to the outside of the ring and notices C4 was actually starting to get back to his feet.

TB: These guys are invincible!

KK: . . .

Jake bounces off the ropes and springs off the top rope to the outside of the ring nailing a missile drop kick to C4 to the outside of the ring. C4 flies backwards as Jake hits the mat hard. Jake lays there for a moment to catch his breath as he gets back up to his feet again. Jake walks over to C4 slowly as he picks him up. Jake rolls C4 into the ring and lays him out as Jake starts to climb the ladder.

TB: Oh man. What is Jake going to do now?!

Jake gets to the top of the ladder and looks down. The crowd cheers for Jake to "Jump! Jump! Jump!" and Jake does not disappoint. Jake flies off the top of the ladder with a gainer onto C4. The crowd gives a loud clap of approval for that move. Jake rolls his arm over C4 as the referee makes the count. 1…2…3! Its over! Jake becomes the new Chaotic Champion!

TB: DAMN! There you have it folks our new Champion!

KK: . . .Utterly…incredible. That was glorious. This Jake guy is going to do quite well in his career.

Jake gets handed the Chaotic Title as he looks at it. He gets up to his feet as the referee helps him. Jake gets his hand raised as he stands over C4 showing that he surpassed C4 in becoming the new Chaotic

Champion. TB: If you thought that was good we got more to come. Stay where you are folks. We go the International Title match coming up next. This is one you will not want to miss.

"Hit The Floor" by Linkin Park hits the speakers as the fans go into a frenzy of boos as he comes out from the back and stops at the top of the stage, bouncing back and forth. He then walks down the rampway and pauses just at the end as he looks up at the ring. With surprising agility, Alex hops up onto the ring apron setting off pyros in all four corners of the ring. Alex proceeds to step through the second rope and then stands in the ring, bouncing back and forth as he waits for the other two opponents.

TB: What do you think Keith. These three guys going at it…What do you think will be the outcome?

KK: Ahh I have my money on this Jareth fellow. He seems to be doing quite well for himself.

Just as Keith finishes that "I Hate Jimmy Page" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits the PA system as Jareth walks through the curtains. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Jareth begins walking down the ramp. He stops halfway and pyro shoots off behind him. He then continues down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jareth and Alex exchange glances as they await the last opponent…The International champion himself, Anubis.

The lights in the arena black out leaving it pitch black as the blue lights illuminate the stage. A heavy fog covers the stage and the music of "With You Remix" by Linkin Park blares over the speakers. The crowd goes in a wild cheer as Anubis steps through the shadows holding his International Title up in the air as he has both fists raised. Anubis walks down to the ring and slides into the ring. The lights come back on and the match already begins as both Alex and Jareth attack Anubis at the same time. They clothesline Anubis to the outside of the ring as he flips backwards landing on his feet. Anubis gets pissed and grabs them both by their ankles and trips them. Anubis quickly hops up on the apron and leaps over the ropes with a both elbows extended out, hitting them both simultaneously.

TB: Here we go!

Anubis gets up to his feet and picks them both up. He whips them both into the ropes and as they come back Anubis runs at them with a font drop kick, extending his legs outward hitting both of them with only one foot at the same time. All three drop to the mat, but all three get back up at the same time. They all circle one another waiting for somebody to make the move. Alex makes the first move and attacks Jareth. Alex pushes Jareth into the corner and starts thrusting his leg into his stomach. Anubis gets to the opposite corner they are in and gets down. Alex keeps his attention on Jareth as Anubis charges at them nailing a spear on Alex, which ricochets him into Jareth. Both men fall forward as Jareth falls on top of Alex. Anubis just shakes his head back and forth as the audience laughs. Anubis pulls Jareth up off of Alex and whips him into the ropes. As Jareth bounces back Anubis picks him up over his shoulders. Anubis spins Jareth around and nails a diamond cutter on Jareth. Anubis gets up to his feet and yells down at Jareth, but forgets about Alex. Anubis turns around and gets a drop kick to the face by Alex.

Anubis stumbles backwards and Alex follows up with a clothesline on Anubis, sending him to the outside of the ring. Alex backs up and begins to run to leap out of the ring onto Anubis, but Jareth trips Alex making him land on his face. Jareth gets back up slowly and picks Alex up. He sets Alex up and nails the Seppuku to Alex. Alex stands there at first, but falls straight to the mat. Jareth covers Alex, but Anubis slides into the ring and breaks it up at the 2 count. Anubis stomps on Jareth a couple of times before Anubis picks him up and kicks him in the stomach hunching him over.

TB: Could this be it! The Outsider!

Instead of nailing the Outsider, Anubis hooks his arms and lifts him up, delivering a piledriver to the mat. Anubis rolls Jareth over and goes to work on Alex now. Anubis picks Alex up and lifts him up over his shoulders for the Dark Verge. Anubis attempts to the nail the move, but Alex reverses flipping over his shoulders. Alex hooks Anubis by the arm and plants a reverse suplex on Anubis.

KK: Great reversal by Alex.

Alex sets both Jareth and Anubis lay parallel as Alex goes to the top rope. Alex gets to the top rope and leaps off with a shooting star press, but both Jareth and Anubis roll out of the way making Alex hit nothing, but mat. Jareth and Anubis both start to get up at the same time, but Jareth gets up first and runs at Anubis, knocking him down with a clothesline. Jareth picks Anubis back up and plants a DDT on him, following up with a cover. The referee counts 1…2…kick out by Anubis. Jareth gets frustrated and locks in a Boston crab. As Jareth locks in the hold Alex is already starting to get back up. Anubis yells in pain, but Alex breaks up the move. Anubis rolls over to his side and starts to get back up. Alex starts beating down on Jareth and Anubis joins him once he finally gets back up. Anubis picks Jareth up and tosses him into the ropes. As Jareth comes back Anubis and Alex both lift him high in the air and plants a double team DDT. Jareth lays there motionless for a moment as Alex and Anubis look at one another.

TB: They got rid of Jareth now these two are going to go at it.

Alex and Anubis lock up, but Anubis pulls Alex down wrapping his arm around his neck. Alex reverses it with a back body drop with a bridge. The referee counts 1…2…kick out once again by Anubis. Alex gets back up to his feet first, but gets taken down as Anubis sweep kicks Alex down to the mat. Anubis grabs Alex by the legs and locks in a Texas-Cloverleaf on Alex. Alex pulls himself to the ropes and breaks up the move. Anubis lets go and picks Alex back up, delivering a back breaker. As Anubis starts to pick Alex up, Alex counters with a jawbreaker. Anubis stumbles backwards, which gives Alex the chance. Alex charges at Anubis with a spear, but Anubis leaps over Alex making him fly under Anubis and into the ropes. Alex bounces off the ropes and gets met in the face with a super kick to the face. Alex stumbles, but Anubis capitalizes with the Outsider.

KK: This is it! Anubis can win it here!

Anubis does not make the cover however. Anubis picks Jareth up and brings him to the top rope. Anubis sets Jareth up for the Dark Verge and sure enough he plants it on him. Anubis then makes the cover on Jareth for the referee count. 1…2…3! The bell rings as Anubis is handed the International Title belt. Anubis lays on the mat fatigued from the match. Anubis stands up slowly and pulls Jareth to his feet. Jareth then does the same for Alex so all three men are up. Anubis stands in between the two and lifts their hands in the air as the entire crowd gives a loud pop for the three men standing the ring, for the effort they put forward. Finally, Jareth and Alex leave the ring. Anubis, however, stays behind to catch his breath. As he turns to leave, however, he runs into a Japanese man in the ring. He backs up, about to apologize, but then he wonders how and why he's there. Before he can react, however, the man leaps up and does a spin kick in mid-air, taking Anubis down. Anubis drops to his hands and knees and the man delivers a sharp kick to Anubis's side. Anubis rolls over in pain as the man lifts his leg high, then drives his heel into Anubis's gut. Anubis coughs, but slowly start to get to his feet. An older Japanese man at ring-side throws in a set of Nunchaku in to the first man. The first man takes them and spins them around a bit. Anubis shakes his head and readies himself for the attack, but the man wields his nunchaku too quickly for Anubis to follow. Anubis gets struck in the chest, then in the side, and then in the face in rapid succession. The quick blow to the face opened up a cut on Anubis's face as blood started to flow from it. A quick upward swing from the nunchaku to the chin of Anubis sends Anubis dizzy, as he is out on his feet, swaying back and forth. The man then assumes a stance, as if he were praying. After a few moments of doing this, he nails Anubis once more with the nunchaku to wake him up, then quickly gets behind him and wraps the nunchaku around his neck. Anubis gags until his eyes close, and the man releases his grip. Anubis crumples to the ground as the man stares at his fallen form for a while before walking off, the older man close behind.

TB: Who was THAT?!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

The HWATron lights up as we see an image of Abrianna walking around the backstage with a purpose. Her face is slightly bruised from the "bump" she took earlier and she has a bandage across her forehead where she was busted open earlier in the night, the bandage slightly soaked through with her blood. She turns the corner and comes to the Infamous locker room as she opens the door and barges in.

Abrianna: Alright, where is that bitch!?

The crowd pops huge for Abrianna as the camera rotates around to see C4 in the room as he was now standing up-right and at attention at this sudden intrusion. Realing it was only a "girl," C4's muscles relaxed as he calmly strutted over to Abrianna.

C4: Can I help you with something little lady?

Showing no fear, as best as she could... Abrianna got up in C4's face.

Abrianna: Listen up boy, I'm only going to ask you once and then I'm going to bury your head in that wall over there. Now I'm going to do this really slow so that you're pea-sized brain can comprehend, okay? Where... is... Sinthia?

Clearly angered at how Abrianna was making a fool of him, C4 scowled at Abrianna as she continued to stare a hole through him.

TB: Oh man, Abrianna's in no-man's land right now.

KK: No-woman's land is more like it Trent.

C4's face lightened up as he slowly backed away, his hands up in the air. Suddenly, with lightning speed, C4 raised his hand and struck Abrianna across the cheek with a closed fist.

TB: What a cheap shot by C4!

Abrianna dropped to the ground as C4 began to pounce on her when he became aware of another presence entering the room. C4 looked up to see the HWA Commissioner, Tristan Wolfe, leaning against the open Infamous door, a beer bottle in his hand.

Tristan Wolfe: Ye look like ye're having fun, mind if I join the party?

C4 scowled at Tristan as Tristan smirked over at the big man. Abrianna quickly rose up to her feet off the ground and made a move to attack C4 but Tristan was quickly on her, wrapping his arms around her and holding her back. C4 smiled over at Abrianna as Tristan managed to get the firey diva calmed down as he held her tightly in his arms. Seeing that she was settled, at least for the time being, Tristan turned his attention back to the smiling C4.

Tristan Wolfe: Ya know, since I've been here... the only thing I've seen ye do is beat up the lasses. Now, where I'm from, which is Ireland by the way, if a lad, like yourself, did such a thing... they were considered nothing more than... oh, what was the word again? Ah yes... pussy bitches!

The fans "popped" big for this as C4's temper began to boil over.

KK: Did Tristan just call C4 a...

TB: Yes he did Keith, yes he did.

Tristan Wolfe: Now then, seeing as how this lass has quite the fight left over in her and, seeing as how I just so happen to have the power to make matches here in the HWA, I propose a wee bit of a contest for next week's SNS. Ya see, in one corner... we'll have the Infamous members Sinthia and C4. And, oh, in the other corner, we'll have Abrianna and...

Tristan looked over at Abrianna as she glared up at the Commish, wondering what type of games he was playing now. Thinking about the matter, Tristan looked back at C4 with a smile on his face.

Tristan Wolfe: And, her partner, ME!

Abrianna's eyes went wide in shock as a smirk merely came across C4's face.

TB: What!? Tristan Wolfe!? In A match!?

KK: I think he's had too much to drink Trent! He's going to get killed!

Abrianna tore herself from Tristan's grasp and exited the locker room as Tristan glared over at C4.

Tristan Wolfe: Ay lad, ya like that match do ye?

C4: You bet your ass I like that match.

Tristan Wolfe: Good, 'cause I've just decided to make the match a Pinfalls Count Anywhere/No DQ match. Now then, I'll see ye next week pussy bitch.

Tristan turned and walked out of the locker room and after Abrianna as a scowl came across C4's face.

TB: What a huge announcement by the HWA Commissioner, Tristan Wolfe!

KK: I have a bad feeling about this Trent.

“Sugar” by System of a Down starts to play as the arena goes black and a multi-colored strobe light comes from under the stage and we see Mental Mark step out ont the ramp way and Mark has a teddy bear in each hand as he starts to do the Thriller dance on the Ramp way then he Moonwalks down the ramp then climbs in the ring and dances to thriller a little bit more and finishes the dance with a spinarooni. After that, he jumps to the side of the ring and looks under it. He pulls out….another teddy bear.

KK: Did Mr. And Mrs. Bear have a kid?

TB: It seems so!

KK: Eh…who cares? Hatred X is coming out!

James Breeze walks out just behind fudge with water which he pours over his head on the way down, then he gets to the ring and gets in and climb the top turnbuckle, he crosses his arms in an X then widening them tensing his muscles, Fudge climbs the other turnbuckle and as he screams out Fudge backflips off the turnbuckle and he gets down and turns towards him.

TB: It seems as though Hatred X are ready for this match!

KK: They had better be, Mental Mark is crazy!

TB: That he is Keith, that he is.

James Breeze starts the match with a lockup with Mental Mark. Mark is all alone, because his tag partner Brian is ‘away’ with family issues. Breeze gets the upperhand and whips Mark into his corner. Fudge grabs Mark’s arms, and Breeze starts to punch at Mark’s gut. Fudge lets go of Mark’s hands and Mark falls to the canvas. He quickly gets back up and ducks another punch by Breeze. Mark shoves Fudge off the canvas and whips Breeze into the turnbuckle. He starts punching the hell out of Breeze, no wrestling involved.

TB: Is this Mark’s strategy?

KK: I don’t know, but I kinda like it!

Mark doesn’t relent. He continues to punch Breeze until Fudge gets back up and pulls his feet out from under him. He pulls Mark outside, and Breeze falls to the mat, blood covering his face. Fudge throws Mark into the ring post, and Mark goes down hard. Fudge picks him back up and throws him back into the ring. He gets up and tells Breeze to tag him in. Breeze wipes the blood off his lip, and tags in Fudge. Fudge jumps over the top rope, totally fresh. He charges at Mark, and when Mark turns around, Fudge delivers a spear and drives Mark into the turnbuckle. Mark falls over on his face and just lays there.

TB: Must be more M² strategy.

KK: No, I just think he got his ass kicked.

TB: That may be…

Fudge jumps to the top of the turnbuckle, and gets some hype from the crowd as he prepares to sail off. He jumps off, hoping to catch a 540 splash, but Mark has a different idea. He picks his feet in the air and catapults the falling Fudge into the other corner, this time knocking off Breeze. Mark turns around and runs to his corner, desperately searching for something. Fudge starts to get up and runs back towards him. Mark finally finds what he is looking for and stands up with it. Fudge stops dead in his tracks at the sight of…..BABY BEAR! Fudge looks at Mark with a confused look on his face. Mark rips the bears head off, and Fudge decides not to wait on him. He runs at Mark with a clothesline, but Mark ducks and punches Fudge right in the face. Fudge falls to the mat and doesn’t move.

TB: Mark just knocked Fudge out with ONE punch!

KK: No way! Wait, look at his hand, he must have pulled that out of the bear!

Sure enough, Mark has brass knuckles in his hand and is silently smiling as he sees Breeze get up and run in the ring towards him. He turns around and punches at Breeze, Breeze ducks and Mark kicks him in the stomach, kneeling him over. Mark then punches him in the chin, knocking him down on top of Fudge. He can’t believe his eyes. He collapses on top of both Fudge and Breeze as the ref starts the count, 1…2….3!!!

TB: OH MY GOD! MENTAL MARK JUST DEFEATED FUDGE AND BREEZE FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!

KK: …..wow.

The HWATron lights up with a black backdrop as words flash on it...

"Pain flows through my veins, I am Hurt..."
"Blood trickles down my face, I am Hurt..."
"My bones crack and break, I am Hurt..."
"Soon... YOU will know what it is like to Hurt..."

TB: And, for the second week in a row, we've seen that Keith... what do you think it means?

KK: Hell if I know, I guess it can only mean that someone here in the HWA is going to get hurt. The only question is... who?

TB: Well I know of two people who are, most definetly, going to get hurt and that is Ryan Maxem and the HWA World Champion, Morgoth. Up next folks, these two superstars will duke it out in the unforgiving Steel Cage! Don't go anywhere!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Erin Wallace: And now, ladies and gentlemen, our MAIN EVENT!!

The crowd cheers.

EW: This match is going to a vicious, hard-hitting, hellacious CAGE MATCH!

The crowd cheers again.

EW: Our first competitor….returning after a long hiatus…he is….RYAN MAXEM!

“Circles” by Incubus plays and Ryan Maxem runs out to the ring.

EW: And our second competitor, he is the HWA World Champion, he is MORGOTH!!!

“Mistakes” by Godsmack plays. The lights flicker, and Morgoth is in the ring, staring at Maxem and grinning evilly. The bell rings and the cage lowers.

TB: Holy crap! He came out of nowhere!

KK: Hah…look at Maxem’s face.

Maxem looks confused as to how the hell Morgoth just…appeared in the ring. Morgoth wastes no time in ripping into Maxem. He nails three hard right hands into Maxem before Maxem finally blocks, and knees Morgoth in the gut. Morgoth leans over, and Maxem capitalizes with a big knee lift to Morgoth’s face. Morgoth stands up, groggy, but doesn’t fall over. Maxem bounces off the nearby ropes and comes back with a diving clothesline. This finally brings Morgoth off his feet on his back. Maxem capitalizes by pulling him over with a half crab, and then locking on an ankle lock.

TB: Maxem’s got an ankle lock on Morgoth!

Morgoth yells out in pain, but refuses to tap. After a few moments of this, Morgoth rolls back to his back and kicks Maxem off of him. Morgoth’s kick had so much force behind it that Maxem was knocked backward, sending him into the cage wall. Morgoth gets back to his feet and beckons Maxem on. Maxem holds his head, a bit woozy, and Morgoth runs at him with a clothesline. Maxem dodges the clothesline, however, and grabs Morgoth and throws him face first into the cage. Maxem then goes over to the cage door. He tries to swing it open, but it is locked. Frustrated, Maxem kicks the door. It doesn’t open, but it gives a little. Maxem’s eyes brighten as he readies another kick. He is grabbed from behind, however, by Morgoth. Morgoth bends him backwards and plants him with a reverse DDT. Maxem hits hard. Morgoth picks him back up and tosses him into the cage. Maxem hits and drops. Morgoth picks him back up and goes to bang his head into the cage, but Maxem elbows Morgoth in the midsection, then grabs Morgoth’s head and slams his head into the cage instead.

KK: Sweet, sweet retribution by Maxem.

TB: Eh?

KK: Um, nothing.

Morgoth turns around, fire in his eyes as he’s ready to destroy Maxem. He throws a HUGE right hand at Maxem, but Maxem dodges it. He then slams Morgoth’s head into the cage again. And again. And yet again.

TB: That may be taking retribution a bit too far.

KK: What do you mean? That’s not even Morgoth!!

TB: Oh…yeah…I’m still confused as hell about that whole thing.

KK: Yeah, well, go home tonight and watch a few X-Files re-runs, it’ll all make sense then.

Maxem then grabs Morgoth and turns around. He backs up a few steps, still holding onto Morgoth, then runs forward, building up some steam and throwing Morgoth into the locked cage door. Morgoth hits the door as it pops open, the lock finally snapping under the force of the throw and the weight of Morgoth. Morgoth crumples into a heap as Maxem hops over the ropes and out of the ring, signaling the end of the match.

TB: Wow, Ryan Maxem is the first person to beat this “Morgoth” character.

KK: Beat, maybe. Defeat? Hardly. Look, Trent.

Morgoth gets back to his feet and stares at Maxem. Maxem cracks his neck and beckons Morgoth to ‘bring it on.’ Morgoth leaps out of the ring and tackles Maxem, laying punches into him left and right. Maxem, taken by surprise by this attack, is powerless to stop him. Suddenly, however, “Remedy” by Cold blasts over the loudspeakers.

TB: Here comes our fearless leader!

KK: Uh oh! This could get ugly!

Sett busts out onto the stage area as the crowd cheers. Morgoth immediately gets up and licks his lips, smiling evilly. Sett has a microphone in hand and raises it to his lips.

Sett: Hey buddy! Lay off Maxem. I think your fight is with someone else.

On hearing this, Morgoth starts walking toward Sett menacingly. As he reaches the rampway, though, “Military Discipline” by 50 Cent hits the system. C4 walks out from the curtains behind Sett and stands between Sett and Morgoth. Morgoth, stops, confused. Sett just grins. “Military Discipline” then fades into Evanescence’s “Whisper” as Fudge also steps out from behind Sett to stand next to C4, facing Morgoth. Morgoth’s eyes widen in rage. He is just about to get ready to tear through both of them when Sett speaks up.

Sett: Nuh uh uh, Morgy. You see, when I said your fight is with someone else, I didn’t mean me. No way, that’s not a fight, that’s just me sending you to the grave. What I meant was that I’m tired of seeing that title around your fake ass, so I’ve selected a few of the guys from the back to take that bitch off you.

The crowd cheers at this as Fudge grins a cocky grin and C4 nods and stares.

Sett: Now, I know you’re thinking “Fudge? C4? How is that? How are you making those two get along?” Fact is, I’m not! If they wanna beat each other up, they can DO that! How, you ask? I’m simply putting them into a FOUR WAY MATCH at Epiphany for that world title! The first person to pin anyone wins! I’ve merely instructed them to make sure that YOU –

Sett points to Morgoth.

Sett: - lose! Now, yes, I said four way. I’m sure, if you have any brains in that freaky skull of yours, you’re thinking “There’s only three of us here.” Well, while he couldn’t be here today, I was thinking about having the last member of this little match of horrors be…none other than THE CHOSEN ONE, DAMIEN MICHAELS!!!

The crowd gives a huge pop at the mention of TCO.

Sett: I know he’s not in the best of shape right now, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have TCO gracing an HWA ring at Epiphany. So there you have it, “Morgy”, come Epiphany, that belt you hold will be gone. And furthermore –

Sett stops, as his eyes go wide. Fudge squints his eyes, unable to discern quite what’s going on. C4 just looks on. “Morgoth” looks at Sett and Fudge, not understanding quite what’s happening. Finally, he turns around, only to see….Morgoth standing behind him.

TB: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! HE’S BACK!!!

KK: Are you sure?

TB: Just look! He seems worn, ragged, and seems to have lost weight…and still, the way he’s standing there, there’s no doubt in my mind that the REAL Morgoth is BACK!

Morgoth, dressed in a pair of ragged gray shorts, kicks ‘Morgoth’ in the gut, then uppercuts him back to a Standing position. He then wraps his hand around ‘Morgoth’s neck and lifts him up for The Goth.

TB: AND HERE COMES THE GOTH!!

Morgoth nails The Goth on ‘Morgoth’ and the crowd goes nuts. Morgoth picks him up and starts to punch him. ‘Morgoth’ gets his senses back and begins to fight back. Morgoth dodges a punch from the fake and rears back to let loose with a huge right hand. The lights flicker, however, and when they come back, ‘Morgoth’ is gone.

TB: DAMMIT! By God, Morgoth had him!

KK: What…the hell. This…this is getting outrageous.

Morgoth stands there, breathing heavily. C4 shrugs and turns to walk off, followed shortly thereafter by Fudge. Sett walks over to Morgoth. When he gets close, Morgoth collapses. Sett catches him, and sets him down carefully. Though he has no mic, Sett says to himself “How did you get here?” Suddenly, a man steps through the curtains with a mic in hand. Sett turns around to see his brother Rain standing there.

Sett: What the- ?!

Rain: I got him here. I’ll explain later. Let me take care of him, there were some people outside who needed to speak with you. They looked rather important. Suits and all. Better go meet them.

Sett stares at Rain, knowing this was the man who had tried to kill both him and Morgoth numerous times in the past. Rain understands the look and replies.

Rain: You can trust me.

Sett shakes his head and walks past Rain, eyeing him the entire way. Rain goes down to check on Morgoth. Sett walks into the back, where two men are waiting on him.

Sett: Yes?

Man 1: Earlier you announced that Damien Michaels would be participating in a match, correct?

Sett: I did, why?

Man 2: Damien’s struggling with a coma. He’s not going to be able to make it there.

Sett: Of course he is.

Man 2: What the hell do you mean?

Man 1: Did you not hear him? TCO’s in a COMA! He could DIE!

Sett: No. I know Damien. He’ll be there.

Man 1: He won’t, but whatever. That’s not the only reason we came here to speak to you.

Sett: Oh yeah?

Man 2: He’s right. Would you care to take a walk with us, Sett? We may be able to help you with your little…haunted house problems.

Sett nods, interestedly, and walks off with the two men as the HWA logo appears in the corner of your screen and the show fades to black.