A limousine pulls up with the license plate HWA 02 on it into the back of the London, England arena. It stops, and the chauffuer opens up the door, and walks to the back. He opens up the door, and in white tuxedo complete with cane is none other then Neil Williams, Owner and CEO of HWAe. He taps the cane, and reaches into the car to pull out a white top hat!
Neil: Ah... at a PPV finally in my own name!
The crowd cheers inside the arean as they watch the founder of this company get out of the limo.
Voice: Neil, its great to see you here.
Neil turns around to see Damien Michaels, The Chosen One, come out of the backstage area. The two shake hands, and smile.
Neil: How is England? To your liking?
TCO: Very much so. I'm feeling the effects of the bars we tore up last night!
Neil: Ah yes... we may be suits, but we can still "tear... it up," can we not?
TCO: Oh, we can. But come Neil, tonight... is our ReBirth.
The camera fades out as the two walk to TCO's office, and then suddenly focuses on the exploding pyro for tonights show...
HWA REBIRTH, LIVE FROM LONDON ENGLAND!!
TB: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! I'm Trent Brown!
KK: And I'm Keith Kincaid! Welcome to HWA ReBirth! What a show we have for you tonight!
TB: We've got matches in all shapes and sizes for you tonight, we've got a hardcore battle royal, titles matches out the wazoo, number on contenders matches, and everything else that ceremoniously happens at a HWA PPV!
KK: You know anythign can happen here tonight!
TB: You bet! The FoS is in force tonight, as Kevin Conner and company all have matches tonight!
KK: Not to mention that President TCO has promised us ALL a HUGE surprise here tonight!
TB: Not to mention... a ladder match for the HWA Title tonight, Judge vs. Chase Dominek!
KK: What a match!!!
TB: But to start things off, we've got a Hardcore Battle Royale for a warmup here tonight!
Ring Announcer: Welcome, folks, to the first match of HWA ReBirth! This match is a Hardcore title brawl, lasting for five minutes. Every new pinfall begets a new champion. Here are the contender’s for the match!!
TB: Due to the unpredictability of this match, no entrances will be given.
Ring Announcer: In the ring squaring off as we speak, are Jason Mysterio, Dan Sawyer, Peter Octavian, and Kevin Conner!
The fans cheer or boo their favorite or least favorite wrestler of the match.
The bell rings and the timer on the HWATron starts ticking. Octavian rolls out of the ring. Conner and Mysterio double-team Sawyer, nailing him with a double clothesline and putting the boots to him. They pick him and double suplex him down. They pick him up again and double powerbomb him. Peter slides a garbage can lid into the ring, and slides in after that. Conner and JM turn to see him. He charges them and double clotheslines them out of the ring. By this time, Sawyer is returning to his feet. Octavian picks up the lid and nails Sawyer with it. Sawyer drops cold as Octavian pins him. The ref counts, one, two, three.
TB: Peter with the first title win of the night! But the show’s not over yet, we’ve still got four minues left!
JM sneaks into the ring again, holding the Hardcore title. Conner jumps into the ring in front of Octavian, mocking him. While Octavian is distracted, JM charges him, hitting him over the back of the head with the title belt. He then rolls him over and pins him, and the ref counts, one, two, three.
KK: And now Mysterio has won the title…by using the title. How fitting.
Mysterio and Conner exchange high-fives that Mysterio won the gold. Suddenly Octavian jumps out at Conner, throwing himself into him and beating on him unmercifully. JM sees this happen, and backs off in fright. He turns around and is met with about three trash can lid shots to the face in succession from Sawyer. JM drops, and Sawyer pins him for the three count.
TB: And now Sawyer has the title. We have three and a half minutes left.
Octavian gets up and faces Sawyer. The two stare each other down, until Conner gets up and lowblows Octavian. He grabs his manhood and falls to the ground in pain. Sawyer looks at Conner, and brings up the trash can lid, until he sees what Conner lowblowed Octavian with. In his hand, Conner holds a lead pipe. He swings the pipe, connecting with the lid that in turn connects with Sawyer’s head, knocking him out. Conner pins Sawyer. The ref again counts to three.
KK: Now Conner has the title!!
Conner turns and sees JM there waiting on him. Jason extends a hand of congratulation to Conner, but when Conner accepts it, picks him up and nails the Hybrid Theory onto the trash can lid. He then pins for the three count.
TB: Ha! Mysterio took the title from Conner!
Conner kicks out just a few milliseconds after the three. He gets up and looks at JM. JM holds up his hands as if to say, “It’s business.” Conner agrees, then extends his own hand. JM, the fool that he is, shakes it, and Conner draws him in and nails the Soul Searcher onto the trash can lid and makes the three count.
KK: And Conner got it back…
TB: They’d best hurry, they’ve only got two and a half minutes left.
Conner goes outside to rest and recuperate for a moment. As he does so, though, Sawyer sneaks into the ring. He sees the fallen JM and covers him as well. The ref counts again, and Sawyer gets the belt.
KK: Now Sawyer has it.
TB: Poor Conner, he wasn’t even aware of it.
Octavian climbs into the ring and faces down Sawyer. As they do so, JM gets up and lowblows Sawyer. Sawyer doubles over in pain, and Octavian rolls him up in a small cradle for another three count.
TB: Octavian has the belt yet again.
JM rolls out of the ring and starts to talk to Conner. Octavian is seated on a turnbuckle, totally unaware of the two. Conner slides into the ring and mouths to Octavian. Octavian mouths back, and JM jumps onto the apron. He pushes Octavian off the turnbuckle, and he falls into Conner, who hits a modified Soul Searcher onto the Hardcore title. He then pins Octavian for the three count.
KK: Now Conner has it…how many times will this thing change hands?
TB: Two minutes flat…
Conner grabs his belt and leaps onto the turnbuckle, taunting to the crowd. As he does so, JM slides into the ring. He looks up at Conner showing off, he sees the fallen Octavian and the barely recovering Sawyer, shrugs, grins, and pins Octavian. The ref counts to three, then nurses his palm which is starting to hurt.
KK: Hah hah!! AGAIN Mysterio takes the initiative!!
Sawyer gets back up and grabs Conner who is still on the turnbuckle. He throws him backwards into JM. They both hit the mat in a heap. Sawyer lays in a few lid shots to both of them, then pins Conner. The ref counts to three.
TB: Sawyer has it again. One minute left…
Octavian gets up, and he has a lead pipe in one hand, and the belt in the other. Sawyer turns around and Octavian nails him with a pipe to one side of the head and the belt to the other at the same time. Sawyer hits hard and Octavian pins him. The ref counts, one, two three.
KK: Octavian has it!! Thirty seconds left!! Three other men out!
TB: I think it’s a safe bet to say Octavian is leaving this match the champ.
Octavian turns to the HWATron to watch the time tick away, a tired smile on his face. As the clock hits fifteen, though, the masked Mystery Man slides into the ring, hockey stick in hand. He whips Octavian around, smacks him with the hockey stick, and pins him. One, two, three. He grabs the belt as the clock ticks down. Five, four, three, two, one. The bell rings. The Mystery Man rips off his mask, revealing “The Phenomenal One” Nate Hartman!
TB: It’s Nate Hartman!!
KK: Nate Hartman’s the mystery man?!
Hartman smiles and walks off, Hardcore belt and hockey stick in tow.
The camera fades back to TCO's office, where he and Neil are toasting with their front office staff. They toast the begining of the PPV, and then Neil starts to chat with TCO.
Neil: So... these protocols you initiated...
TCO: You mean, in response to the threat of the FoS?
Neil: Yes. They go in effect tonight?
TCO: Yeah.
Neil: Damien, I trust your judgement... but are you sure this isn't personal?
TCO: What?
Neil: I know...
TCO: It's protection. We've seen this before.
Neil: True.
Just then, TCO's cell phone rings...
TCO: Pardon me... *Snaps open the phone...* Yes. Uh huh. He was supposed to... what? He cancelled? Of course I'm pissed! Now... pushed back a week? Yeah, I'll be there. You tell him I'm very disappointed, this was to be a VERY big announcement for the HWA... yes, yes, for him as well, I know. But we will arrive next week. Yeah.
TCO snaps the phone closed, and puts it back in his tuxedo jacket.
Neil: What was that?
TCO: Our guest cancelling.
Neil: Unfortunate.
TCO: You're telling me.
Meanwhile, action is already following the HWA Hardcore title...
(The camera fades and Hartman is looking all around with his hardcore title, he backs into a room and Mysterio is in there with a kendo stick and cracks him in the back and a ref counts 1.......2.......3. Jason then looks around and starts to run out threw the door and gets powder thrown in his eyes by the waiting Sawyer and rolls up Mysterio and the ref counts 1........2.......3)
(The scene picks up with Erin Wallace in front of the
camera.)
Erin Wallace: Hello and I’m back here trying to get word with the current HWA Hardcore Champion. SAWYER, can I get word.
(Sawyer looks both ways shaking.)
Sawyer: Make it quick I gotta get out of here!
Erin: What?
Sawyer: When you gotta go... you gotta go!!! Where's the mens bathroom?!
Erin: You're kidding me, right?
Sawyer: NO! That damn airplane food is making me sick!
Erin: It's down the hall...
Sawyer: Thanks!
Sawyer takes off like a bat out of hell towards the nearest bathroom.
TB: What was that about?!
KK: I'm not sure. But, lets go on...
TB: And coming up next, the match to decide the new HWA TV champion. A four way match pitting 4 of the HWA's top superstars against each other to crown the new TV champion, the first since the HWA re-opened its doors a few weeks ago.
KK: Yes! And Flames in in the match! Flames, wow, what an absolutely gorgeous woman, I'd love to.....
TB: Keith! Keep it in your pants!
Each wrestler comes down to their music and is announced by the beautiful ring announcer Erin Wallace. The referee holds the TV title above his head and the match starts.
The bell rings as Flames and Infected are the first to tie up. Flames takes Infected to the ropes and then takes him down with a neckbreaker. Breeze and Cloud are also fighting although they quickly spill to the outside after an agressive early exchange.
TB: Breeze and Cloud fighting on the outside, in fact they're coming over here!
KK: Time to evacuate!
TB: Breeze smashes Cloud's head several times into our announce position
KK: With FEROCITY! OUCH!
TB: And in the mean time Infected has now got the better of Flames in the ring. He goes for the cover 1.... Breeze rushed to the ring 2....... THR.. NO! Breeze interrupted the count. Infected stands up and looks Breeze in the eye. Breeze turns to the crowd, shrugs and smiles and gives Infected a boot to the midsection! Infected is doubled over amnd Breeze plants him into the mat with a HUGE DDT!
KK: But wait here comes Flames - WOW!
TB: Flames is more than JUST eye candy though Keith, Flames is an exceptionally talented wrestler.
KK: Oh sure, but i mean... DAMN!
TB: Flames and Breeze lock up, Breeze grapples her into a side headlock but Flames uses her quickness to escape and takes Breeze down with a Side russian leg-sweep. She stands astride Breeze and smiles at the crowd.
KK: Oh my goodness she can stand astride me anytime!
TV: KEITH!
KK: Sorry.
TB: In comes Cloud, Cloud locks up with flames. Neither has the edge. Infected is back up and runs over to Cloud and Flames. The two of them stop grappling and both turn their attentions to Infected. Infected goes down again under the combined attack.
KK: Infected down again?!
TB: That guy can't catch a break here!
KK: So Flames and Cloud return to grappling once more. But LOOK! Breeze has pinned Infected! 1...2...
TB: Infected kicks out. Cloud is getting the better of Flames and Flames drops to the canvas. Cloud continues to put the punishment on Flames.
KK: Cloud! Stop that, I don't wanna see that gorgeous body with bruises all over it!
TB: Thats all you're worried about isn't it Keith. She knows what she's getting into. She signed up for this match. Breeze is back up now, he takes on Cloud. Cloud with an elbow and he turns his back on Breeze. Bad move! Breeze with a dropkick onto the back of Cloud. Flames is back up. She turns towards Breeze and clotheslines him over the top rope. Breeze is laid out on the outside. Flames goes to the top rope!
KK: My goodness, don't hurt yourself!
TB: As Breeze struggles to stand up Flames launches herself off the top rope and takes Breeze down with a beautiful cross-body. In the mean time Infected staggers back to his feet and so does Cloud. The two men exchange rights and lefts and neither really takes the advantage.
KK: But look at Flames!
TB: Keith, can we keep to the action in the ring please?! Infected has got a chair from the outside!
KK: This isn't a hardcore match!
TB: The referee hasn't spotted the chair. He's too busy attending to Flames and Breeze! Infected with a chair shot right onto the skull of Cloud.
KK: Cloud did not get an arm up. He took the full impact of that steel chair.
TB: Cloud goes down in a heep as Flames and Breeze re-enter the ring. Breeze tries to grab the chair off infected but doesn't succeed. Flames nails him behind with a super-kick to the back of the head. Infected raises the chair above his head and starts to smile. As he brings the chair down to hit Flames, She turns and dropkicks the chair into Infected's face with amazing speed and agility.
KK: What a move!! GO FLAMES! GO FLAMES!!
TB: She's gonna go for the kill here!
KK: That she is! There's the Firestorm! The pin! 1...2...3!!! Flames is the new HWA TV Champion!
TB: And a GORGEOUS champion she is!
Meanwhile, in a bathroom...
Kevin Conner and Jason Mysterio look in a mirror, talking about their plans for Dan Sawyer tonight.
KC: I can't believe he's got the belt!
JM: I can't either.
KC: One of us has gotta...
Just then, a loud... well... what kind of fucking sound do you think comes from someone's ass?!
KC: Jesus christ! What is that?!
JM: Hey... didn't...
KC: You're right! Let's get him!
JM: Uh... I dunno about that one.
KC: Come ON, we can take him out for sure now!
JM: Dude, he's taking...
Just then, another exploding sound is heard, with a cry of relief...
KC: That's soooooo fucking gross...
JM: You still wanna try that?
KC: God... the things we do for gold!
TB: I can't believe this!
KK: They're going to assault Sawyer on the crapper!!!
JM: Ok, I'll open the door, you throw him off the pot.
KC: Sounds good.
With a yell, Jason Mysterio opens the door, and gags. Sawyer's eyes pop open, and Conner goes to grab him. Sawyer jumps up, pants down, and kicks Conner in the face while holding onto the stall. awyer pulls up his pants, and grabs Conner's head...
TB: He WOULDN'T!
KK: I think he WOULD!
Sawyer holds Conner's head over the toilet, until Jason Mysterio grabs Sawyer, and flings him into the stall wall, collapsing it. Conner rolls off the pot, while Mysterio makes the cover, 1...2...3!!! New champ!
TB: Well, Conner didn't face the wrath of the pot this time around!
KK: I don't think we're done yet!
Mysterio picks up Conner, and starts to pull him to safety, until Dan Sawyer grabs a plunger, and cracks it over Mysterio's head.
Sawyer: Interrupt MY special time? Time for you to know what an American Airlines Grand Slam is like!
KK: KILL THE FEED!!! KILL THE DAMN FEED!!!
TB: The parents groups are gonna have a field day with this.
Sawyer pulls Mysterio into the stall, and picks his head up, and aims for the toilet bowl...
TB: I can't watch!
And as Sawyer rears back, Mysterio starts tapping!
JM: I GIVE!!! I GIVE!!! DON'T PUT ME IN THERE!!
Referee: Winner by submission... DAN SAWYER!
KK: WOW!!! WHAT A TACTIC!
TB: Jesus christ...
Sawyer runs out of the bathroom trying to pull up his pants, while carrying his title.
Meanwhile, Conner comes to his senses, and looks over at Jason Mysterio.
KC: You gave up?!
JM: Shut the fuck up.
KC: You gave up?!
JM: You wanna take a dunk in there?
Conner stops, shakes his head, and stands up.
JM: Didn't think so. There ain't ANYTHING worth the suffering that would cause.
TCO and Neil are standing in the hallway, talking to some talent when TCO's secretary walks up to them.
TCO: Yes, Erica?
Erica: There is a man waiting in your office.
TCO: Tell him another time, perhaps.
Erica: Sir... he says this has been too long in the wait as is.
Neil: Does he know who he is talking about?
Erica: Mr. Williams, he says you all will understand when you speak to him.
TCO: Neil, I'll take care of this. Enjoy the show.
With that, TCO walks towards his office...
TB: Now it is time for the Fatal Four Way for the Number One Contendership at the next HWA PPV.
KK: Peter Octavian has to be the favorite going on but with Mysterio and Blane of the FoS I don't know what will happen.
TB: Wait a minute it appears Blane and Maxem didn't want to wait until the bell.
Backstage we see Even Blane and Ryan Maxem battling towards the ring. Jason Mysterio jumps in Blane and Mysterio are double-teaming Maxem. Mysterio picks Maxem up and nails the Super Kick. Maxem is out cold.
Mysterio: Let's see how Octavian fairs now that it is two against one.
Blane: Sweet dreams Maxem. I will come and get you after the FoS wins this match.
TB: Well it looks like the Fatal Four Way just became a Triple Threat. I feel sorry for Octavian now, him and Maxem might have had a chance if they fought together, but now I don't see how the FoS can be beaten.
"Payback" by Flaw hits the speakers and Peter Octavian makes his way out to the ring. Octavian jumps in the ring and grabs a mic.
Octavian: Mysterio, Blane, I saw what you just did back there. But don't think for one second that you just made it easier on yourself. You just made it harder because see me and Maxem weren't going to team up. Hell we might have eliminated each other. Now though. Now I can go 100% after both of you.
Octavian drops the mic as "Remember Me" by Hoobastank hits the speakers and Jason Mysterio comes out with Evan Blane in a show of FoS unity. Mysterio and Blane rush the ring and both slide in at the same time. Octavian tries to catch them before they get to their feet but it is to no avail. Octavian gets cornered and beat down by the numbers of Blane and Mysterio. Mysterio whips Octavian into the ropes and on the way back Blane nails him with a huge clothesline. Octavian goes down and Blane jumps on in a Thesz Press pounding him in the head. Octavian tries to cover up but Mysterio grabs his arm and holds them out leaving his head open to Blane's punches.
KK: Right now Blane and Mysterio are just dominating Octavian.
Octavian somehow manages to get his right arm free and nails Blane in the head sending him back. Octavian then kicks Mysterio in the head and frees his left arm. Octavian to his feet and he is knocking Mysterio back into the ropes. Mysterio leaning against the ropes as Octavian reaches back to throw a knockout right Blane comes from behind and grabs his arm. Octavian turns and nails Blane with a kick to the gut. Octavian picks Blane up and powerbombs him hard to the mat. Octavian turns back towards Mysterio who is waiting with a dropkick to knock Octavian to the mat. Octavian rolls back and out the ring to his feet.
TB: Octavian is trying to catch his breath after that flurry of moves to stay in the match.
KK: Octavian fighting well right now but he is using a lot of energy to try to match Blane and Mysterio.
Octavian circles the ring a few times only to look up and see Mysterio flying over the top rope crashing into Octavian sending him back into the guard rail. Blane climbs through the ropes and joins Mysterio beating on Octavian. They throw him back in the ring and follow him in. Mysterio perches the top rope as Blane holds Octavian down. Mysterio comes off with a corkscrew landing straight into Octavian's heart. Mysterio and Blane both make a cover 1…2…kick out by Octavian. Mysterio can't believe it as he gets right in the ref's face. Blane picks Octavian up and backs him into the corner. He shoots Octavian out and into the opposite side corner. Blane charges and gets down on his hands and knees, Mysterio runs behind him and hits Poetry in Motion Hardy Boyz style. Mysterio makes another cover 1…2…kick out again by Octavian.
TB: Octavian will not stay down. But I still say it is just a matter of time.
Blane picks Octavian up and sets him up for the 100% Pure Blane Pain. Blane sets and delivers dropping Octavian flat on his face. Mysterio taunts Octavian then picks him back up. Mysterio tells Blane to hold Octavian. Blane does and Mysterio delivers the Super Kick. Octavian is down and out now as Mysterio makes a cover. 1…out of the back come Ryan Maxem. Mysterio pulls off the cover and rises to meet Maxem. Blane meets him first and his swiftly knocked down and roundhouse right. Maxem slides in the ring and pops up to catch Mysterio charging. Mysterio kicked in the stomach Maxem picks him up and delivers Technical Difficulties. Blane back in the ring and he gets caught by Maxem. Blane gets pushed into the corner and Maxem releases Fists of Fury until Blane can no longer stand. Maxem pulls Blane up and delivers Technical Difficulties. Maxem covers Blane 1…2…3.
Erin Wallace: Even Blane has been eliminated by Ryan Maxem via pinfall.
Maxem pulls Mysterio up and delivers another Technical Difficulties. Maxem makes a pin on Mysterio 1…2…3.
Erin Wallace: Jason Mysterio has been eliminated by Ryan Maxem via pinfall.
TB: Ryan Maxem has come back into this match with revenge eliminating both FoS members within a matter of seconds.
KK: Well he said he would take down each and every member of the FoS single handedly. In this match he was right.
Maxem celebrates his elimination of Mysterio only to turn around catch a boot to the midsection. Maxem gets doubled over and Octavian signals for the Screw You. Octavian lifts Maxem up and delivers the finisher. Octavian makes the cover 1…2…3. Octavian raises his hand in victory.
Erin Wallace: Ryan Maxem has been eliminated by Peter Octavian via pinfall.
TB: Octavian has done it, he will go onto the next PPV to face the World Champion whether is be Judge, Dominek, or someone else.
TCO: So... you mean to tell me you come back, and demand a chance to be in the spotlight.
Man: That's right. Surely my past record warrants such a demand?
The camera is now on TCO's office, where someone has their back to the camera.
TCO: I suppose so. You did beat me, after all... ha ha ha...
Man: Do I have it?
TCO: Yes. You get Kevin Conner this week at SNS, and you're the special guest ref in his match tonight.
Man: Awesome.
TCO: Welcome back.
TB: Who was TCO talking to?
KK: I dont know, but whoever it is... WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!!!
The scene moves to backstage where we see Dan Sawyer with his newly won Hardcore Title running from a group of angry superstars, he runs down a corridor until he realises he's run right to the end. The only escpae is a single door. On that door reads 'HWA Owner: Neil Williams'. He looks behind himself at the oncoming wrestlers then back at the door. He bursts in. Neil is sitting at his desk with some paperwork on the desk. The Chosen One enters from another entrance, from his office, reading up on some paperwork. They both look up at Sawyers' abrupt entrance.
Dan Sawyer: Neil, TCO! I need help! There's about half the roster after me!
Neil: Nothing new there then eh?!
Dan Sawyer: Neil, I'm SERIOUS!
Neil: Dan, are you shouting at me?!
Dan Sawyer: No sir, i'm sorry.
Neil: Good, I'm glad.
The door bursts open and its Jason Mysterio, obviously looking for Sawyer.
JM: Ah, sorry Neil, TCO, do you mind?
TCO: Be our guest!
Mysterio enters the room and locks it thougtfully behind him and he catches hold of Sawyer. Sawyer looks at Mysterio and tries to escape but Mysterio has him. Mysterio nails Sawyer with a right hand and Sawyer goes down. Mysterio pins Sawyer 1.... 2.... 3... we have a new Hardcore Champion! Sawyer looks up in shock. Sawyer is mad!! TCO and Neil simply look on amused. Jason Mysterio unlocks the door and lets himself out.
Neil: Hmmm, interesting!
TCO: Good work Sawyer!
Sawyer stands up and dusts himself off.
Dan Sawyer: Couldn't you two help me?!
TCO: Not our place to man!
Suddenly there is a knock on the door and a man we haven't seen in a while enters. He is holding the Hardcore Title. Neil jumps to his feet.
Neil: DICK STEEL!!!! How are you!?
D!ck Steel: Hey guys, I think I knocked some guy out as he was leaving! He was holding this belt at the time. I stepped on him as I went to enter the room but some referee guy came over and counted to three!
TCO: Well then congratulations Dick, you're the new Hardcore Champion!!
D!ck: Quite by accident I might add!
Sawyer suddenly blind-sides Steel, Knocks him over and pins him to the floor. 1... 2... 3... Sawyer has regained the Hardcore Title!!
D!ck: what dastardly bad luck eh chaps?!
Dan Sawyer continues to stamp on Dick, but dick fights back and takes control. Neil wanders over to his filing cabinet and starts looking for a file. Sawyer backs into the open drawer a little too quickly and falls to the floor. Neil is still looking for his file but casually places one foot on Sawyers chest. 1... 2... 3....
TB: NEIL HAS BECOME THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
KK: WHAT THE F..K?!
Neil: *Ahem!* It appears that now I am the Hardcore champion! Hey TCO, can you sign this form please. It's Dick Steel's new HWA contract.
TCO: A pleasure.
The Chosen One walks over to sign the form but suddenly Sawyer is up and he attacks Steel again, a few punches followed by a low blow. The two men fall onto the table where TCO is trying to sign Steel's contract! All 4 men, including TCO and Neil fall to the floor and TCO ends up on top of Neil. The referee counts: 1.... 2.... 3.... NEW CHAMPION!
KK: MY GOD! Now THE CHOSEN ONE is the champion!
TB: This is some seriously funny stuff!
The Chosen One looks up at the referee.
TCO: Why the hell did you just do that!
Referee: Thats what im supposed to do!
Neil: Hey TCO, don't worry, I didn't want to defend that belt anyway!
They both laugh about it until Sawyer starts to attack TCO with the pen. Sawyer stabs TCO in the side with the pen until Dick lays a bit boot into Sawyer's back. Dick takes Sawyer down and kicks the livig shit out of him.
Dick: *in-between punches* Don't.... Try.... And... Interfere..... While... They... Sign... My.... CONTRACT!
And on the word contract Dick slaps Sawyer hard in the face.
The scene fades as Neil, TCO and Steel all have a laugh at the expense of Dan Sawyer, who realizes his match is coming up NEXT!
TB: We are ready for one hell of a fight.
KK: You got that right its a Street Fight between “The Deadly One” Dan Sawyer and The Sensation Danny Starr!
TB: That’s right Danny Starr makes his HWA return.
KK: That’s right one of the best ever in HWA, but in this street fight its different isn't that Trent?
TB: Yeah see instead of the street fight taking place in the arena it will live up to its title and be in the rough streets of LONDON!
(The camera changes from ringside to the streets just outside the HWA and theirs a ref outside standing and a 02 red and black mustang trick out and everything pulls up with the license plate reading “FoS” and out comes The Sensation Danny Starr. He turns the car off and puts the keys in his pocket. Then from the other side comes a 1968 brown station wagon pulls up and out comes Dan Sawyer!. The ref brings them and Starr rolls his eyes as the ref explains the rules. Starr slaps Sawyer across the face and laughs. The ref holds Sawyer back. Then he tells them the match begins and they stare each other down.)
KK: This is going to be great.
(Starr goes and walks up to him as they talk trash, Starr hits another slap and then goes for a punch but Sawyer blocks it and nails a right another, and a 3rd right he then does a little wiggle and goes for a huge right but and gets turned around Starr then turns him around and hits a DDT in the middle of the street.)
TB: Sawyer was just planted into the street.
(Starr gets up and laughs. Sawyer gets up and is stunned and holding his head Starr then runs looking for a close line but Sawyer hits a back drop landing on the side walk, Starr holds his back his pain but gets up and then whips Sawyer into a light post, he then hits a low blow and turns him around and hits Pride of Hartford(Spine buster into a pin) 1.....2......Sawyer gets a shoulder up. Starr begins to yell at the ref and Sawyer gets up and dives at Starr he takes him down and mounts him and hits huge rights and lefts in the face of Starr, Starr throws him off him and gets up.)
KK: Both these men came here to fight.
TB: I just want this to end this could end their careers.
(Sawyer runs at Starr who walks back near Sawyer car and then hits a leg sweep having Sawyer head smashing his head against the station wagons bumper and he’s bleed from the mouth.)
TB: He could of lost some teeth there.
(Starr picks up Sawyer then drags him onto the car and then onto the roof of the station wagon. Starr then goes for Sensation Obliteration(Suplex into inverted Piledriver) but Sawyer wiggles out of it then hits a knee to the back then a goes for a pedigree on the roof of the car but Starr reserves it to Halls Of Sensation(Boston crab) Sawyer is screaming in pain and blood dripping from his mouth and Starr is stretching Sawyers back. Sawyer then flips Starr onto the hood with his legs and Starr breaks the windshield. They both lay their in pain.)
KK: The only way this can end is a pin or submission.
TB: Look at them Sawyer should of tapped to live and fight another day.
(The both lay on the car and Starr back is bleed from the broken glass and he struggles to his car he gets in and takes out a mallet. Sawyer comes over and punches him in the dropping the mallet, Sawyer goes down to pick it up and Starr swings the door nailing him in the head and leaving a dent in the car door. Starr picks it up and waits for him to get up. Sawyer gets up and Starr whiffs with the mallet and Sawyer turns him around and hits Burning Fire in the middle of the street.)
TB: HIS BACK COULD BE BROKEN!!!
(The crowd chants “holy shit” like they have done most of the match, Sawyer struggles to get his arm over and the ref counts 1........2........Starr just gets his should up. Sawyer and Starr are laying their. Sawyer sees the mallet and picks it up and Starr gets up turns and ducks and dives into his car and starts the engine and Sawyer swings at the car hitting the hood and Starr drives backwards and Sawyer throws the mallet at the sidewalk and begins to walk in his car when you hear the engine of the 02 Mustang with the V8 engine. Starr then steps on the gas and Sawyer runs out of the way, and Starr slams on the breaks but not soon enough and nails the station wagon and the air bag pops out but Starr has serious whip lash and is laying motionless in his car.)
KK: Oh my god, someone get out he’s seriously hurt
TB: Look no one knows what to do. GET OUT THERE HELP HIM!!!!!!
(The door opens from impact and Starr who didn’t buckle his seat belt falls out slowly, and a stretcher, comes and picks him up and puts him in an ambulance. The ambulance drives away.)
TB: Well fans they are taking Danny Starr who has just been seriously injured to the hospital and its a damn shame.
KK: Yes it I mean, these men put hate each other but this has gone to far.
TB: Weather you like him or hate him your have to respect him and our prayers here go out to him and his family.
(The camera shows the rest of the FoS in shock.)
TB: You see the rest of the FoS in concern but the show has to go on isn‘t...........
KK: I’m getting something go back outside.
(The camera changes back outside and an ambulance speeding and parking right next to the cars and limping out is The Sensation Danny Starr. He’s limps out busted open in the head. Sawyer looks like he seen a ghost Starr walks up to him and they exchange words, Sawyer throws a right but Starr swoops behind him and then throws him threw a store window. Starr falls and Sawyer yells in pain. He gets out from the broken glass and Starr begins to walk closer to the doors of the doors of the arena. He leans against a light poll. Sawyer comes behind him and bashes his head into it then rolls him in a school boy. 1......2.......Sawyer can’t keep it and the 2 men just lay on the ground. Sawyer gets up and Starr gets up they just stand their wobbling and then Sawyer falls and brings Starr down with him, Sawyer ends up on Starr and the ref counts 1......... 2 ........... 3!)
TB: THANK GOD ITS OVER AND SAWYER WINS!
KK: I can’t believe it Dan Sawyer just beat Starr.
(Sawyer rolls of Starr and a ambulance takes the fallen Starr away once more and Sawyer hand is raised.)
TCO is seen walking around backstage with the Hardcore Title around his waist. He sees Sett come out of his lockeroom, and they stop to talk.
TCO: Do it, and you're fired.
Sett: What?
TCO: Think about touching me for this title.
Sett: Dude, you've got like a fuckin' bullseye on you with that thing.
TCO: Anyone that fuckin' touches me will be FIRED on the damn spot!
Sett: OK man, but you know the dangers that come with that title.
TCO: You're right, my ass is outta here.
With that, TCO turns around, and walks towards his car in the parking lot.
TB: TCO can't leave! He made the stipulations that the champion MUST stay in the arena until the end of the show!
KK: He's the president! I guess he can do whatever he wants!
As TCO gets in his car, a referee comes up and prevents him from getting in.
TCO: Who in the fuck do you think you are!?
Ref: Sir, you can't leave, its against the rules!
TCO: I know the damn rules... I MADE THEM!
Ref: I cannot allow you to leave.
TCO: Fine.
With that, TCO grabs the referee and tosses him into another car. TCO lifts him up on the hood, and delivers Tha Aftermath DDT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!
TB: What an abuse of power!
TCO: Hey buddy... guess what? I just terminated your referee contract! But I gave you another one... you're now on my active fuckin' roster. And as of right now, I decree that you will assume my place as HWA Hardcore champion! How do you fuckin' like THAT!?
TCO brushes himself off, and tosses the hardcore title onto the fallen referee. He walks into the hallway towards his office, while Kevin Conner sneaks around the corner with a referee. He sees the title on top of the fallen ref, and makes the cover!
KK: Well, Kevin Conner just won the Hardcore title back!
TB: Ladies and gentleman it is now time for one of the most built up and anticipated matches of the night. It is One Hour In Hell for the HWA International Title. The champion Kevin Conner has made his mark in the HWA maybe more then anyone in the history of the sport. And Sett, former International, Tag Team, and World Champion do battle for one hour in the deadly Hell in a Cell.
KK: This match has been building ever since the HWA reopened, let's look back at all the elements that have brought this match together.
The HWA Tron comes to life showing the build up between Conner and Sett. First Conner and the FoS reforming in a match against Judge on Saturday Night Survival. Then Conner going through everyone in the International Title Battle Royal to win the International Title. Conner defeating Orphan Mystero to retain his title. Sett winning a Triple Threat match to earn the right to fight Conner for the title at ReBirth. Then the FoS attacking Sett only to have Judge come to Sett's aid and run the FoS off. Then last Saturday when Sett single handedly dominated the Jason Mysterio, Tommy Romeo, and Kevin Conner with a baseball bat. The HWA Tron clicks off after seeing Sett standing with the bat raised high over his head and Conner laying at his feet.
KK: Sett got the last laugh leading up to this match but that will mean nothing if he can't put it away here tonight and win the title.
TB: And now it is time, let's go to the ring and Erin Wallace to make the introductions.
Erin Wallace: Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you are enjoying HWA ReBirth. (Crowd pop) and now one of the main matches of the night. The One Hour In Hell match for the HWA International Title. Introducing first, the challenger, standing 6 feet 10 inches, weighing in at 312 pounds, SEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT.
"The Way" by Amorphis hits and Sett comes to the ring. He looks up at the Cell still swinging about 10 feet above the ring. Sett points towards the Cell and climbs through the ropes. Sett stands on the middle turnbuckle and raises his arms to crowd who give him a huge pop. Sett steps off the turnbuckle and backs into a corner to wait on Conner.
Erin Wallace: And now the champion, weighing in at 237 pounds, standing 6 feet 1 inch, "The Hardcore Soul" Kevin Conner.
"One of a Kind" by Breaking Point hits and out comes Kevin Conner with the HWA International Title over his shoulder. Conner stands at the entrance ramp as Jason Mysterio, Evan Blane, and Tommy Romeo come walking out behind him. Conner and the FoS huddle on the ramp for a second then Conner gives everyone high fives and heads down to the ring alone.
Erin Wallace: And our SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!!
TB: What?! Fudge is BACK in the HWA!
Conner slides in under the bottom rope and makes a little kissing motion towards Erin who just turns and walks out of the ring, Until he sees Fudge walking down the ramp witha huge smile on his face! Conner holds the title up in the air as the Cell begins to lower. Conner hands the belt over to Fudge begrudgingly, who then holds it up for the world to see. Fudge calls for the bell and Sett makes his way to the middle of the ring to face off with Conner. The Cell is in place now and the bell rings to start the clock at 60:00. Conner and Sett get right in each other's faces. Conner swings a right at Sett who blocks it but doesn't fire back. Conner swings again and again Sett blocks it but doesn't fire back. Conner swings again but this time Conner fakes the punch and nails Sett with a kick to the midsection. Sett doubles over and Conner runs off the ropes. Conner tries a scissors kick but Sett reaches up and grabs Conner by the throat shaking his head back and forth telling Conner NO.
TB: Sett playing a little possum there and now has Conner by the neck. Conner is trying to escape but Sett won't let go.
Sett picks Conner up and plants him with the Endgame.
KK: Endgame early by Sett. We aren't even a minute into this thing and we may already have a fall.
Sett makes the cover 1…2…kick out by Conner at the last second. Sett picks Conner up and whips him into the ropes. Sett with a Spinebuster to plant Conner on the mat. Conner showing no life early on in this thing. Sett picks Conner back up and hits him with a Tombstone Piledriver. Sett makes another cover 1…2.kick out again by Conner but barely.
TB: We are at 56:47 and Sett is all over Conner right now.
KK: I don't know how Sett doesn't already have like 2 falls.
Sett just picks Conner up over his shoulder like Conner was a three year old. Sett sets Conner on the top turnbuckle, Sett climbs up with him and sets Conner up for a Superplex. Conner blocks the first attempt and pushes Sett off the turnbuckle onto his back. Conner stands up and waits for Sett to get to his feet. Sett up and Conner comes off with a Missile Dropkick. Sett goes down and rolls backwards out of the ring and up against the Cell wall. Conner climbs outside and helps Sett to his feet. Conner slams Sett's face into the Cell yelling at Sett. Conner rears back and slams Sett's head into the Cell again, this time Sett goes crashing down with his head busted open.
TB: At 54:21 now and Sett has been busted open. As of now it is still 0-0.
Conner slides Sett back in the ring and follows him in. Conner lifts Sett up and whips him into the ropes. Conner leapfrogs and Sett goes into the opposite side ropes. On the way back Conner falls down and trips Sett up with a single leg takedown. Sett slams the mat face first and Conner head up top. Sett rolls over onto his back and 450 corkscrew right into the chest of Sett. Conner makes a cover 1…2…kick out by Sett. Conner can't believe it.
KK: Well Conner's first pinning attempt comes up short. So the score remains 0-0.
Conner helps Sett back to his feet and shows that he is going to try and slam Sett. Conner attempts it but can't get Sett up. Conner tries again and can't get Sett up. Sett drops a big arm across the back of Conner and Conner steps back from the slam attempt. Sett charges and clotheslines Conner to the mat. The clock on the HWA Tron flashes at 50:00 as Sett makes a cover after his clothesline 1…2…kick out by Conner at 2. Sett picks Conner up and locks him in a Front Chancery. Sett drops to a knee to put the pressure on Conner's back and neck.
KK: These guys have gone so hard for the first 10 minutes that both men are tired and now Sett is slowing down the pace now.
TB: This move isn't going to beat anybody but it will wear Conner out and give Sett a few minutes to recover.
Sett reaches back and really wrenches in on the hold as Conner drops to the mat now laying on his stomach. The clock reaches 49:00 as Sett still has the hold locked in. Conner tries to fight up and makes it to his knees before Sett uses his power to drop Conner back on his stomach. The clock reaches 47:00 with Conner still conscience locked up on the matt by Sett. Conner looks about out as the ref raises his hand, it falls the first time, the ref raises it again and again it falls. The ref raises his hand one more time and this time it falls about half way before Conner picks it up and starts shaking it getting himself pumped up. Conner makes it to his feet and uses a right hand to the stomach of Sett to break the hold. Conner runs off the ropes and Sett ducks down as Conner jumps over the top of him and into the opposite side ropes. Conner charges but Sett brings his leg up and catches a Big Boot on Conner who falls back in a heap. Sett makes the cover 1…2…kick out by Conner at 2.
TB: Neither man is seemingly able to put the other one away. We are at 43:37 and there hasn't been one decision yet.
KK: Well neither man wants to be the one who goes down one fall.
Sett picks Sett and signals for the Endgame. Sett picks Conner and plants him with the Endgame. Sett looks down at the fallen Conner and shakes his head as he picks him up again. Sett shows the sign for the Journey. Sett has Conner up and Sett plants him with the Journey. Conner down and Sett makes the cover 1…2…3. Sett makes the first fall.
Erin Wallace: The winner of the first fall at 41:05 is Sett.
TB: So Sett draws first blood in this match with the Journey. Now Sett has to step back and wait for the bell to ring again.
The bell rings and Sett moves back in on Conner who has yet to move. Sett makes another cover as Conner still hasn't moved 1…2…3. Sett wins the second fall of the match.
Erin Wallace: The winner of the second fall at 40:38 is Sett.
KK: Sett doesn't even have to use another move to get the second fall and he is now up 2-0 over Conner in this match which is almost 20 minutes in the books.
The bells rings and Sett makes another cover 1…2…Conner kicks out this time but just barely. Sett picks up the limp Conner and signals for another Journey. Sett has Conner up but this time Conner fights out of it using right hands to the top of the head of Sett. Sett drops Conner who lands on his feet and kicks Sett doubling him over. Conner off the ropes and lands a high knee on Sett who falls back onto his back. Conner goes up top and lands a leg drop for a cover 1…2…kick out by Sett. Conner uses Sett's hair to pick him up and whip him into the ropes. Sett come back and Conner simply steps aside and pushes Sett whose momentum carries him out the ring and he slams into the Cell wall. Conner picks Sett up as the clock on the HWA Tron shows 35:00. Conner slides Sett back into the ring and follows him in. Conner stands over Sett taunting him with words and the occasional slap in the back of the head.
TB: Conner doesn't need to taunt Sett. The big man is already up 2-0 and the last thing Conner needs is to wake up a sleeping giant and go down another fall.
Sett swats at Conner and pulls himself up with the ropes. Conner moves in and nails Sett with a quick jab. Sett fires back but Conner steps aside and laughs at Sett. Sett swings again and this time Conner catches his arm and locks him up around the neck. Conner jumps and drops Sett with the Soul Searcher. Conner gets up and quickly jumps to the top rope. Conner signals to the crowd who begin to boo. Conner leaps off and hits the One of a Kind for a pin 1…2…3. Conner wins the third fall.
Erin Wallace: The winner of the third fall at 31:48 is Kevin Conner
TB: So Conner gets one back, let's see if he does what Sett did and try to get another quick fall.
The bells rings and Conner moves in for a pin on Sett 1…2…kick out by Sett. Conner can't believe it as he gets upset and gets in the ref's face. Conner arguing with the ref has given Sett a chance to get to his feet. Sett nails Conner in the back pushing Conner into the ref. The ref falls back and out of the ring up against the Cell. Sett spins Conner around and lifts him up for the Endgame. Sett plants Conner and makes the cover 1…2…3…4…5…there is no ref to make the count and no way for another ref to get down here. Sett gets off the cover goes to the outside to get the ref. Sett picks the ref up and slides him back in the ring. Sett then goes under the ring and grabs a chair. Sett lifts Conner up only to plant him with a chair shot.
KK: That is legal in this match. One Hour in Hell means these guys through Hell, which includes Chair shots.
Conner falls back busted up as the HWA Tron flashes 20:00 remaining in the match.
TB: Sett in control right now with only 20:00 minutes left and Sett up 2-1, it may just be a matter of time now.
Sett cover Conner as the ref starts to come to 1…2…kick out by Conner at 2. Sett doesn't seem upset as he lifts Conner up and locks in a full nelson. Conner really in trouble because the big man has the full nelson locked in.
TB: Sett trying to run out the clock right now. This move is just a time wasting move, Sett trying to run Conner down and run out the clock.
The clock flashes 16:00 as Sett still has the move locked in. Conner fading fast as the clock is at 15:30. Conner out of nowhere gets a burst of energy and mule kicks Sett to break the hold.
KK: Conner out of nowhere is realizing that it is desperation time now.
Conner charges off the ropes and takes Sett down with a flying cross body block. Sett right back up but Conner grabs him and whips him off the ropes. Sett comes back and Conner uses Sett's size and momentum to send him flying over the top rope and hard into the steel of the Cell. Conner goes up top and waits for Sett to get up. The clock flashes 10:00 as Conner jumps off and lands a missile dropkick on Sett who crashes back into the Cell again. Conner rolls Sett into the ring and goes up top. Conner signals for the One of a Kind and jumps off but Sett rolls out of the way and Conner lands hard on his face on the canvas.
TB: Conner's roll just ended and I think his title reign might have ended too.
Sett and Conner are both down now as both men try to get up. They are the opposite side of the ring pulling themselves up. Conner up first followed right behind by Sett. They charge each other as the clock shows 6:24.Sett tries a clothesline but Conner ducks, both men bounce off the ropes and this time it is Conner with a flying cross body to take Sett down. Conner up and Sett right back up as well. Conner goes behind Sett and lands a reverse DDT. Conner makes the cover 1…2…kick out by Sett. Conner off the cover goes up top. Conner comes off with a moonsault and another cover 1…2…kick out again by Sett. Conner looks like he can't do anything else. Conner kicks Sett in the midsection and goes back up top Conner comes off the ropes and hits the One of a Kind for the cover 1…2…3.
Erin Wallace: The winner of the fourth fall at 3:28 is Kevin Conner.
TB: Conner has tied this thing up at 2-2.
The bell rings and Conner makes another cover 1…2…kick out by Sett. Conner picks Sett up and whips him into the ropes. Sett comes back with clothesline but Conner pops right back up. The two stare at each other and we are right back to where we started. The clock shows 1:00 left as Conner and Sett stare down each other in the center of the ring.
KK: We are back where we started. All tied up with only one minute left.
Sett throws the first punch knocking Conner back. Conner comes back with a right of his own. Both men are throwing punches and neither man giving an inch. Conner throws a left and Sett blocks it. Sett really laying in now, Conner back into the corner, Sett whips him out into the opposite side and follows with a clothesline knocking Conner almost out of his boots. Sett brings Conner to the center of the ring. Sett has Conner slumped over, Sett is the only thing holding Conner up now. Sett picks Conner up, THE JOURNEY, Sett makes a cover 1…2…3. Sett wins the fall.
Erin Wallace: The winner of the fifth fall at :29 is Sett.
Conner makes it to his feet and looks at the clock, which is stopped at :20. The bell rings and Conner charges catching Sett of guard. Conner knocks Sett off his feet with a quick Russian Leg Sweep. Conner heads up top. Conner jumps off and hits the Five Star Frog Splash. Conner cover s 1…2..the bell rings. Conner pops off the cover raising his arms in the air.
TB: What just happened? Did Conner make the fall or what?
KK: I only heard a two count by Fudge.
TB: Well Conner things he won the fall.
KK: Even so, what now? Tied at three. Hold on Erin Wallace has the official decision.
Erin Wallace: The time ran out before the last fall. Therefore the winner of this match 3 falls to two. SEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT is the winner!
Sett can't believe it, neither can Conner. Conner is irate. Conner attacks Fudge from behind, and rams hi into the cage, busting him open. Conner then sees Sett jumping up and down. Conner from behind nails Sett in the back with a chair from under the ring. Conner is going crazy pounding Sett with the chair. Judge runs down to the ring but he can't get in, the Cell is still down. Conner taunts Judge knowing he can't get in. Finally the Cell raises and Judge rushes in sending Conner running towards the back. Judge checks on Sett and Fudge who can barely move.
As Conner runs towards the back, he is greeted by a hockey stick! Nate Hartman swings at him one more time, sending Conner down hard and fast. He makes the cover, and wins the hardcore title!
Ring Announcer: Now, finally, for our MAIN EVENT!! This match is a ladder match, scheduled for one fall. Wait, no, not one fall. Uh….first grab of the belt…sorry, lost myself. Anyway, this is a LADDER MATCH for the HWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! Introducing first, he is a former HWA Champion on two occasions, he is seven feet one inch tall, he weighs in at three hundred and twenty-eight pounds, he is JUDGE!!
“November Rain” by Guns ‘N’ Roses hits and Judge walks down to the ring, getting backed by cheers. He climbs into the ring and awaits his opponent.
Ring Announcer: And second, standing at six feet four inches, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds, he is….CHAAASE DOMINEK!!!
“With You” by Linkin Park hits, and Chase Dominek runs to the ring, getting booed. He grabs a ladder and slides into the ring with it.
Judge immediately starts stomping at Chase, hoping to wear him down at the start of the match.
TB: Judge going in there with a strong start, not letting Chase get up.
KK: C’mon Chase! Get up! Kick his ass!
Chase withstands the stomps, getting to his feet, though he had let go of the ladder. Judge and Chase start to exchange rights, back and forth. Judge, being the bigger man, backs Chase up into a corner.
TB: Judge has got him cornered now.
KK: But Chase will fight out! You know what happens when you corner an animal!!
Judge starts to lay down blows on Chase, lefts, right, jabs, hooks, the works. Chase suddenly ducks under a punch and goes around Judge, pushing him into the corner.
TB: Chase turns the tables on Judge.
KK: Alright Chase! Beat him down! BEAT HIM DOWN!!!
Trent hands Keith a chill pill.
Chase grabs Judge’s head and starts beating it into the turnbuckle, once, twice, three times, over and over until the ref gets in between the two. Chase backs off, but not without a lot of griping. Judge takes the griping opportunity to charge Chase with a clothesline. Chase falls hard, and Judge drops and starts to punch at him.
TB: Judge still trying to wear down Chase.
KK: Chase ain’t done yet!! Hell no!
Chase, while being rained down on by punches, reaches out and grabs the ladder, unbeknownst to Judge. He grabs a hold of it and swings it at Judge, catching him across the face and dropping him. Chase then gets up and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He starts to climb it, reaching at every step for the belt. It is always just out of reach, forcing him to climb to the next step. As he is doing this, Judge rises to his feet. He sees Chase on the fifth rung, reaching up for the belt. Judge realizes what it going on as Chase steps up to the fifth rung. Judge big boots the ladder as Chase reaches up for the belt. The belt grazes his fingers as the ladder falls, taking Chase with it. Chase hits the ground hard, the ladder leaning against the ropes. Judge goes outside and waits on Chase. Chase gets up slowly, facing away from Judge and the ladder. He turns around, and is standing at the foot of the ladder. He sees Judge, but is still kind of fuzzy as Judge jumps up, grabs the top of the ladder and pulls it down, the see-saw effect bring the foot of the ladder up and into Chase’s chin, dropping him yet again. Judge slides into the ring and sets up the ladder. Chase rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder of his own. He slides back in as Judge starts climbing the ladder. He swings his ladder, connecting it across Judge’s back. Judge falls off the ladder, clutching his back in pain. Chase sets up his own ladder next to Judge’s.
TB: Why didn’t he just climb the one already up?
KK: Because Judge has tainted that one with his touch, of course!
TB: Sure.
Chase climbs the ladder as Judge gets up and climbs his. Chase reaches the top a few moments before Judge does. They both reach for the belt, and once they realize that the other’s hand is touching THEIR prized position, they start to punch at each other. Each one takes the punch, hurting but not about to let go of the belt. Finally Chase staggers Judge, making him let go. But instead of taking the belt, Chase hooks up Judge and nails him with a Reality Check off the ladders.
TB: Damn.
KK: YES!!!!! INFLICT THAT PAIN!!!!!!! KIIIIILLLLLL JUUUUUUDGE!!!
Trent hands Keith another chill pill.
Both men lay down, winded from the fall. Chase stirs first, and attempts to get to his feet. Judge also stirs and tries to right himself. Chase staggers to his feet, followed by Judge. Chase starts to climb the ladder wearily. Judge gets up and staggers over to Chase and grabs him by the throat. He then lifts Chase high into the air, then switches into a powerbomb and drop shim.
TB: There’s the Wrath of Judgment!!
KK: OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith starts to throw a tantrum at the announcer table.
Judge slowly starts to climb the ladder. Chase slowly gets to his feet and climbs up the other side. Judge reaches the top and grabs a hold of the belt. He starts to unstrap it, when he sees another hand reach up and grab the belt. Chase’s. Chase swings at Judge, but Judge dodges it. Chase swings again, and Judge dodges again. Judge winds up and nails a punch into Chase’s face, staggering him for a moment. Judge then grabs the belt with his other hand and kicks the ladder away from him, knocking the ladder over, with Chase under it. The weight of Judge is too much for the belt to carry, and it unsnaps itself. Judge falls, clutching the belt, landing on his feet for a moment before toppling over. The bell rings and the referee raises Judge’s hand.
Ring Announcer: Introducing, your winner and NEW HWA World Heavyweight Champion….JUDGE!!!!
TB: What a match! What a fucking match!
KK: Judge is the first HWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Judge makes his way up the ramp, and holds up the title as the crowd goes nuts. He walks to the back...
TB: Well guys, I think thats it from Lon....
As Trent speaks, "One of a Kind" hits, and the FoS walks down... Evan Blane, Kevin Conner, Jason Mysterio, and Tommy Romeo. They procede down to the ring with a purpose, and get in to a chorus of boos.
Kevin Conner: Cut the FUCKING music. NOW! NOW GODDAMMIT!!! I'M NOT PLAYING!
Tommy Romeo: You, Wallace, get the hell over here! The Foundation of Sensation has something to say, but we want the owner of this company in here NOW!
Kevin Conner: NEIL!! GET DOWN HERE!
"New Disease" by Spineshank hits, and Neil walks out with a pissed off look on his face. He's still got his tuxedo on, and he locks eyes with Conner as he gets in.
Neil: Do you know...
Conner: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
TB: Conner can't do that! He can't!
Conner: Do you know what happened here tonight?! Did you see all the bad things that happened to us?! The FoS lost EVERYTHING tonight, and I wanna fuckin' know why!
Neil: I have NOTHING to do with that, and you'd better watch your tone, Conner!
Conner: No, fuck my tone! Fuck you too! You just let this happen! I got beat tonight because Fudge made a bad call, which TCO made, BECAUSE HE MADE THE REF! Starr is on his way to a hospital, because you didn't stop Sawyer! Maxem took out Blane and Mysterio through illegal means, and we were screwed every which way on the hardcore title!
Neil: It's not my fault Conner, and if you don't the entire FoS to be suspended, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Conner: No, not tonight Neil... not tonight, and not ever again!
KK: What... LOOK! Evan Blane just clocked Neil! The FoS is stomping away on the CEO of this company! We need backup, this isn't right!
TB: The FoS has truly made their return and mark here tonight! God no! NO! Conner has put the Halls of Sensation on Neil, almsot as a tribute to Starr! Where's TCO!
All of a sudden, the lights start to flicker, and "Revival" begins to play.
TB: Revival? That's... that's...
KK: It's TCO!
TCO stands on the ramp, as the FoS holds Neil against the ropes. Conner sneers at TCO, but they hold off on attacking Neil.
TCO: Let him go, Conner.
Conner: Fuck that, and fuck YOU, TCO! You set us up tonight! EVERYTHING, ALL OF IT, JUST BECAUSE WE EXPOSED YOU!
TCO: No, you PISSED ME OFF.
Conner: You knew what was gonna happen when you signed Starr.
TCO: Yeah, I did. And that's why I made other arrangements. You see, after you guys had that little tirade on SNS a couple weeks ago, I enacted the Immaculate Protocols. Or... perhaps a better name would have been... THA AFTERMATH PROTOCOLS!
TB: Tha Aftermath?! Here!? TONIGHT!?
Conner: Tha Aftermath is DEAD, TCO. Remember, Starr KILLED it and your career at Last Man Standing!
TCO: Think so?
Just then, Judge walks out behind TCO.
TCO: Meet Judge, HWA World Heavyweight Champion.
After that, is none other then CLOUD himself!
TCO: And Cloud Strife.
Directly behind Cloud is Nate Hartman!
TCO: Nate Hartman, The Phenomenal One, HWA Hardcore Champion!
Conner: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
TCO: I'm not done yet!
Sett then walks out, holding the International Title high above his head!
TCO: Kevin Conner... let Neil go now. And tell the fuckin FoS to watch their backs... I will NOT let the HWA be under THEIR control any longer! I give you... the saviors of the HWA...
TCO: THA AFTERMATH!!
TB: MY GOD!!! THEY'RE BACK!!! WHAT A LINEUP!!
KK: I can't believe this!
TCO motions to Tha Aftermath, and they charge the ring where they meet up with the FoS. Neil rolls out of the ring, and walks up the ramp. TCO meets him halfway, as the two superpowers of the HWA battle it out in the middle of the ring!
KK: That's all the time we have, we'vw got to go! What a show its been! I can't believe this! Goodnight, and good bye from LONDON ENGLAND! We'll have more for you on SATURDAY NIGHT SURVIVAL!
The feed cuts off as TCO and Neil walk to the back.