
October 6th, 2002
The pyro goes off and lights start to flash as the first edition of the 'reformed' HWA kicks off from the Soverign Center in Reading, Pennsylvania!
TB: Good evening, and welcome to Sunday Night Survival!
KK: After the horrific events of the last two weeks, we're finally back and stronger then ever!
TB: Tonight, every title is on the line as President TCO will make some statements regarding our next PPV, HWA ReFormation.
"Welcome to Atlanta (Coast 2 Coast Mix)" hits, and out comes TCO wearing a Washington Redskins jersey with the number 11 for new Redskins QB Patrick Ramsey! He jumps up and down and riles the crowd up, even though there are some boos from the resident Steelers in the audience.
TB: Some new theme music for our President, as well as some new threads!
KK: I don't think I've ever seen TCO this dressed down!
TCO gets in the ring and poses as some pyro is lit off behind him. He grabs a mic, and looks around the crowd...
TCO: The HWA... is alive... and KICKIN'!!!
The crowd roars for TCO as he nods his head.
TCO: That's right. And because we do with style, we do this with flair... and we do this with reslience. The perpetraitors of the attack have been dealt with, and tonight, I promise you all... the HWA will show why we are STILL the best in the business. So I'd like to thank all of you for sticking by us, and lets get down to some bidness.
TCO: Tonight, all titles are on the line. In the case of the world title, Maxem... shut the book on Anderson. (Crowd boos his name...) Yeah, thats right. Former Enterprise lackey gets a shot tonight. i set you up for failure, fucker, and after tonight, Neil is gonna wrap you in a pretzel.
TCO: However, there are some issues I'd like to address tonight, You fans are getting a preview of the ReFormation Main Event, as the Main Event then will be a reload of tonight. Thats right, Maxem vs. Anderson, no matter who wins tonight.
TCO: And a bit personal here... Nick Fury... you mocked me earlier this week. Tonight, I've got someone looking for you, and I guarantee you that the reprecussions of your actions will be hard... severe... and final.
TCO: Enjoy the show folks, and I present to you... HWA SUNDAY NIGHT SURVIVAL!
Unknown Ninja vs. Dan Sawyer vs. Kevin Conner - Number One Contendership for the INT Title
Note: Dan Sawyer will be out for a bit, and out of respect for his reasons, I will just relieve him from this match.
Unknown Ninja sits in his corner, waiting for Kevin Conner to come out. All of a sudden, the titantron lights up, and its none other then the HWAE Board of Directors.
Chairman: Greetings. At this time, it is our pleasure to announce that at this, the HWAE Board of Directors has appointed none other then Kevin Conner as the NEW HWA Vice President.
TB: Kevin Conner is WHAT?!
KK: I... I... I.. don't know what to say!
Conner's music hits, and he comes out to alot of boos as Ninja stands in the ring, gaping.
Conner: Thank you, thank you... tonight, I promise you... oh, what the hell... Ninja, the shot is yours, I'm gonna go test out my new office! Whooo!!! The Hardcore legend, VICE PRESIDENTIAL STYLE! WHOOO!!
TB: Uhm... I....
KK: Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen... Kevin Conner is your new Vice President. I... well, TCO isn't going to be too happy about this.
TB: What are the Board of Directors thinking?!
Winner by default and number on contender to the HWA International Title: Unknown Ninja.
Nick Fury vs. Nate Hartman (c) - Xtreme Title Championship
Due to the circumstances, this match is dropped and Hartman will defend next week.
Fudge and Michael Diamond vs. Ryan Maxem (c) and Nick Fury - HWA Tag Team Championships
TB: It has been a grueling HWA night so far, and what better way to make the night even better, but by putting the World Champion Ryan Maxem, and his partner the rookie Nick Fury up against HWA’s fiercest two. Fudge, and Michael Diamond. This match should be great seeing is it is for both of Maxem’s Tag Team Titles.
KK: Yeah at least he earned these titles, unlike the HWA most coveted prize.
TB: Yeah well he must defend that title later in the night against Anderson, so we are going to see just how much of a champion Maxem is.
KK: Ill put fifty bucks on Diamond and Fudge in this match. Ill give Maxem credit where credit is due but he is not going to win this thing alone.
TB: That’s why he has Nick Fury to back him up.
KK: Who?
TB: Never mind. Lets just get this thing started.
(“Superstar”, by Saliva blasts over the p.a. system and sparks fly from the rafters.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing first he is an HWA 3 time World Champion he is Fuuuuuuddddggge!!
KK: This man is pissed from LMS, and he is hoping to bring hell to the ring by pinning Maxem or Fury, and taking the Tag Belts where they belong. With him.
Fudge makes his way to the ring. He slides in and waits for his partner Diamond.
(“Points of Authority” blasts by Linkin Park on the p.s. system and sparks shoot from the stage.)
Ring Announcer: He is your Hero Michael Diamond!!!
(Before Diamond can make it to the ring “Engine Number 9” by the Deftones blasts on the p.a.) The lights are dimmed and gold and silver sparks shoot out from the stage. Nick Fury stands tall at the top of the ramp, and waits for his partner to come out.)
(Diamond who was interrupted on his way in wants to waste no time in this fight and begins running down the ramp. Suddenly the lights go out, and “Circles”, by Incubus blasts on the p.a. system. The fans cheer and cameras are flashing, then suddenly blue and white pyros blast from the stage. The arena lights up and fans give the HWA Champion huge pop. Maxem walks out from back stage holding his two tag belts high, with his HWA World Belt around his waist. Diamond stops dead in his tracks before being chased back to the ring by Maxem, and Fury. The bell rings.)
Diamond slides in the ring with Fudge, both men at guard. Nick, and Ryan slide in and a giant brawl begins in the ring.
TB: This match is away.
KK: Well actually the bell was supposed to ring when the fighting was actually under control but it rang early so here we go.
TB: Maxem and Fudge, are tossing rights and lefts, while Diamond and Fury are doing the same. Maxem sneaks his two fingers between Fudges eyes taking the upper hand where as Diamond low blows Fury, taking him to the mat. Maxem tosses Fudge out of the ring, and walks over to Diamond who is on top of Fury punching away. Maxem taps him on the shoulder blade and Diamond turns around only to receive a hard left hook from Maxem. Diamond rolls off of Fury, and Fury rolls out of the ring. Fudge and Fury, both make to their corners and the bell rings a second time.
KK: That’s the legal bell. It rang twice. That man should be fired!
TB: Shut up.
KK: What!?
TB: Maxem runs over to Fury making a hidden tag that Diamond does not see. Nor does the ref.
KK: I saw his little stunt. But Ill give him credit like I said. Little things like that are why Maxem is the Champion.
TB: Maxem and Diamond are both on their feet exchanging blows, neither one shows signs of slowing, until Diamond delivers yet another low blow this one to the jewels of the champion.
KK: Now if he was good with that bell he would have rang it when Maxem was kicked in the balls. DING!!
TB: Are you done?
KK:…….
TB: Diamond tosses Maxem against the ropes bouncing off and getting laid out with a huge clothesline. Sheer power was shown by Diamond. Maxem is on his back on the mat. Diamond walks over to Maxem and puts The Cutting Edge.
KK: This early and already a finisher. Wow! He means business.
TB: Maxem not tapping out but screaming in pain. The helpless Maxem lays motionless as Diamond locks the hold on harder. The ref raises Maxem’s hand, only to watch it fall. That’s one. He does it again. Maxem hand falls again.
KK: What’s that boy doing. He’s going to kill himself.
TB: The ref raises the hand again , and before it can fall Nick Fury hits a HUGE frog splash on Diamond. Diamond rolls off Maxem, Fudge jumps in the ring.
KK: Another huge brawl coming up.
TB: Maxem, and Fudge slide out of the ring both men hoping the catch their breath. Fudge and Fury duke it out, and Fury sweeps Fudge to the mat. Fury, begins unloading some rights in the face of Fudge as he lays on the mat, trying to black them with his free hand.
KK: I guess I underestimated the rookie.
TB: Fury manhandling the 3 time World Champ and he continues his relentless assault on him. Fury gets up and leaves Fudge flat on the ring mat. Fury heads back over to the turnbuckle and signals for his finisher. He sees Michael Diamond and jumps off the turn buckle but only gets another frog splash out of it.
KK: I wonder what this guy’s special ability is? He can fly in the air like no other. I wana see what big risks this guy takes. If he connects them all he will go big for sure.
TB: He hits the frog splash on Fudge and goes for the pin, until realizing he is not the legal man. The ref makes no attempt to pin.
KK: This is why he is a rookie. Mistakes like those will cost you the match.
TB: Diamond slides in and gets on Fury lifting him up with one hand, kneeing him in the gut. Fury spits up blood and grips his gut. Diamond drops Fury releasing his grip, watching Fury fall to the mat.
KK: Where is Maxem?
TB: Where is Fudge?
KK: Maxem has Fudge outside on the other end of the ring somehow, and is delivering a beating. Fudge trips Ryan and runs to the audience, and Ryan gets up and begins chasing him. Fudge goes to the ring instead grabbing a small object from underneath. He puts it down his pants. Ryan gets up to Fudge and Fudge throws both hands in the air. He seems to be making some kind of surrender. Maxem shakes his head and progresses towards Fudge. Fudge smiles and puts the object out of his pants and puts it on his hand.
TB: He has the brass knuckles. Where did he get those?
KK: Fudge swings and connects with Maxem knocking him out cold. Fudge gives off an evil laugh to match his grin, and slides in the ring and goes out to his corner as he watches his partner place a beating on the rookie Nick Fury. Diamond has had enough and tags in Fudge. Fudge gets in and begins his beating. Diamond steps out, and looks for Maxem. Maxem is missing again. Fudge still has Fury, and suplexes him. Fury hits the mat hard. Fudge picks him up again and hits a hard brainbuster. Fury grabs his throbbing head.
TB: Wow. That’s the biggest brainbuster I have ever seen.
KK: I can see all Fury’s brain cells on the mat. I don’t think he’s gona know where he is in the morning.
TB: No but he will feel it.
KK: No doubt.
TB: Diamond takes laps around the ring looking for Maxem. He can’t be found and Diamond looks around in the audience. Maxem slides out from under the ring with a chair. The crowd is silent, and Diamond can be hear asking where Maxem is.
KK: You could hear a pin drop right now.
TB: Maxem swings and connects with the biggest chair shot of the night. Diamond goes down hard, and is out. Ryan slides Diamond in the ring dropping the chair. Ryan picks Diamond up, and Fudge picks up Fury on the other end of the ring. Ryan lifts Diamond up, hitting Technical Difficulties on him.
KK: That was some move. It looked like some kind of Spinning Reverse sit down Brainbuster!! Wow what a mouth full.
TB: That’s Technical Difficulties my friend.
KK: Fudge runs over to Maxem remembering that he is the legal man. Fury stands dazed next to the fallen Diamond, and looks as he is about to fall. Fudge is behind Maxem now and Fudge sets up and hits the Fudge U!!
TB: Another great move and wow, did the mat shake on that?
KK: The mat shakes hard causing Fury to fall on top of Diamond, while Fudge has his back turned pinning Maxem. The ref counts looking at both men. 1….2…….3!!!!
Fudge gets up and raises his hands high in the air, thinking he has just won the Tag Belts for his team. Fury rolls out of the ring, and celebrates. Still in the ring the ref raises Fudges hand signaling his and Diamonds victory. Fury takes the belts, and runs over to Maxem pulling him out of the ring. Fudge sees Fury with the belts, and tries to wake up Diamond. Fudge begins to argue with the ref until shoving him to the mat.
Winners: Fudge and Diamond
KK: I guess the right question to ask now is who is the Tag Champs?
TB: Yeah, there is gona be some hell to pay later on, I can see the trouble brewing right now.
Grimjack vs. Michael Diamond (c)- HWA International Title
TB: So far we had a great event, now we go onto our Cage match for the International Title. Grimjack is already standing inside the ring awaiting Michael Diamond. Above Grimjack is the Cage, which seems to be lowering.
KK: Well, Diamond makes his debut back from short leave. This should be a good match.
[“Points of Authority” by Linkin Park start blasting over the P.A system, the music keeps playing for about a minute, the fans are just sitting there, waiting. Suddenly Michael Diamond makes his way onto the ramp with the International Title swung over one shoulder. As he walks down the ring he gets this big welcome back cheer. Back in the ring, the stage crew finish setting up the cage. The only thing that is open is the cage door. He gives his belt to a crew member and makes his way up on the steps and gets in side the ring.]
TB: Well folks, here we go, the ref rings the bell as we get the match started. Both approach the ring and lock up. Grimjack kicks Michael Diamond and performs a headlock. It looks like he’s squeezing really tight on Diamonds head.
[Michael Diamond forces Grimjack into the cage breaking the hold. Michael takes Grimjack and starts hitting him in the face with the turnbuckle and gives him some left and right European uppercuts. Michael implements a quick DDT on Grimjack.]
KK: I’m tired Trent, is this match over with yet?
TB: It just started. Diamond is going to the top rope! He lands a huge elbow drop on Grimjack.
[Diamond gets back and starts kicking Grimjack in the head. He takes his foot and grinds it into Grimjack’s nose. He picks up Grimjack and throws him right into the cage. Diamond looks to be climbing the cage to get out and win the match.]
TB: It looks like Michael Diamond is going to end the match early. Grimjack is getting up! He starts climbing up their with Diamond. Diamond tries to get Grimjack off of him by kicking him in the face. But Grimjack will not drop to the ground.
[Grimjack starts pulling Diamond’s tights. Grimjack gives Diamond a few shots to the leg and keeps pulling him down. Diamond loses it and falls down to the ring while taking Grimjack with him. Since there is no bell until one man exits the cage, the ref cannot count the two out.]
TB: Holy crap! It looks like Grimjack is going to be the first of the two to get up. He stumbles around a little before going over to Diamond and putting in a few shots to the head of his own. He is picking Diamond up by the hair really tight, Diamond is trying to break free, but he can’t!
[Grimjack puts Diamond in a head lock and pulls off a disturbing bulldog. Grimjack pulls up Diamond, but Diamond low blows Grimjack and tries to small package him.]
TB: Diamond must be losing it because he you can’t pin your opponent in a cage match.
KK: I think Grimjack lost some..er you know what I mean Trent.
TB: You and your sick mind Keith. Diamond is trying to get up. He is crawling over the ropes.
KK: I’d really hate to be Grimjack right now, his manhood.. I’m glad I don’t wrestle.
TB: Diamond is up! Grimjack is on his knees, getting up slowly. Grimjack is now up too!
[Diamond shakes his head, he looks at Grimjack. Grimjack looks at Michael Diamond. They both run towards each other in a very pissed off motion and start dishing out lefts and rights to each other. Grimjack blocks one of Diamonds punches and clotheslines him.]
TB: Oh my god! Diamonds head just bounced right off the canvas.
KK: Yeah, this match is getting very interesting. Maybe I could actually not fall asleep if they keep on fighting like this, Trent.
[Grimjack begins smashing Diamonds head against the canvas, making sure he wont get up. Grimjack the runs across the ring hoping to get up the cage and out to win. Half of the arena is chanting “Your Hero” as the other half is chanting “Grimjack”.]
TB: I guess the fans are cut in half. Half for Michael Diamond and the other half for Grimjack.
KK: Whoop-de-do! They should be chanting “Finish the match! Finish the match!”
TB: I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, this match is great. Grimjack is at the top!
[Grimjack looks at the audience, the he stares at a helpless Diamond. Grimjack raises his hands as if he look victorious, but he starts moving across the top of the cage. He moves slowly as if not to fall to the ground.]
TB: What is Grimjack doing?
KK: I think he is going to end Diamond…for good.
TB: He has this match won! Grimjack is right under Diamond. Grimjack slides his hair behind his head. Diamond isn’t moving anywhere!
[Grimjack croutches and jumps, but Diamond surprisingly moves fast enough to extend a foot to catch Grimjack by surprise. Diamond then capitalizes and starts ramming Grim's head into the cage, and then ships him into the ropes and connects with a powerbomb.]
KK: I think the tide is turning here in this battle!
TB: I think so too, it looks like Grimjack has lost ALL will to fit here tonight!
[Grimjack is standing now, and looks at Diamond getting the crowd up. He makes a dash for the side of the cage, and starts to climb up. Diamond sees this, and grabs grim as has both feet on the turnbuckle. He then delivers a harsh razors edge to Grimjack form the top turnbuckle, and jumps up, heaving. He climbs the cage, drops to he ground, and the crowd goes nuts.]
Winner and Still INT Champ: Michael Diamond
The lights dim, and Fudge, and Diamond make their way to the ring with mic’s in hand. The two get in and begin talking.
Fudge: As you are all wondering, as am I is, why don’t Mike and me have the belts?
Diamond: As you can clearly see we won the belts.
Diamond points the HWA’s giant T.V. A scene from the match plays where the scene is zoomed in where Fudge has Maxem pinned as the ref counts to three. The scene cuts off.
Fudge: See. Now tell me why we aren’t holding the tag belts right now?
Just then Nick Fury comes out with a Tag Team Title.
Fury: Well, well, well. It looks like the rookie pulled it off. If you weren’t so busy wondering why you didn’t win, you would clearly see.
The scene plays again only more of the ring can be seen. Fury points to where he has fallen on Diamond for the count.
Fury: Now can’t you see? That is why I hold the belt, and not you.
Fudge: He wasn’t even the legal man now give us our belts!
Fury: What the hell are you talking about?
Diamond: I had your ass knocked out, when I tagged Fudge in. He was the legal man, not me. Damn fool.
Fury: Awww christ!! Then Ill give you your belts.
Fudge: Finally.
KK: Now Trent give me my money!
Trent Brown on ringside hands fifty dollars over to Keith. Keith smiles.
Suddenly Maxem walks out from back.
Fudge: Now what!!!
Maxem: Fudge my buddy. You also missed something.
The scene plays again, and Ryan points to the T.V.
Maxem: earlier in the match, I made a blind tag with Fury, that you and Diamond not even the ref saw. But I clearly made the tag right there it is. So you see Fudge I wasn’t the legal man either. Which means you pinned the wrong guy. But I’m feeling generous. Ill give you two idiots another shot right now.
Maxem and Fury walk down the ramp with the belts. They slide in and Maxem gets in Diamonds face, and Fury gets in Fudges face. The men seem like they are about to fight when suddenly Maxem hands one Tag Title to Diamond, and Fury hands the other to Fudge. All four men celebrate in the ring.
Maxem: Let me introduce the biggest and best killing machine team in HWA history. Diamond, Fudge, Fury, and me we are THE MILITIA!!!
Fudge: We fooled all of you!!
Diamond: Conner you dumbass. Did you ever think I would join you? I sure as hell hope not. But you have a lot more to worry about now my friend. It seems my pal Ryan Maxem has some unfinished business with you, which he will settle later on in the week. There’s your warning.
Fury: We are the most gifted athletes in HWA and now we are won. Congratulations you will now witness hell in HWA. We are all untouchable you cannot phase any of us! But you are all free to try. The Enterprise was then. THE MILITIA IS NOW!!
Awesome D Anderson vs Ryan Maxem (c) - HWA World Heavyweight Championship
TB: Well here we go Keith, it's time for our Main Event.
KK: That's right Trent, it's time for our World Championship Match!
TB: The rules are simple, climb up the ladder, grab the gold, and become the Champ.
KK: It may sound simple Trent but I assure you, these two guys will stop at nothing to get that belt.
"Young Grow Old" by Creed hits the loud speakers as the fans get up off their feet and began booing as "Awesome D" Anderson appears from behind the black curtain. Stopping at the top of the rampway, Anderson looked out at the fans and just shook his head in disappointment. Anderson made his way down to the ring and slid underneath the bottom rope. Getting to his feet, he raised his arms up in the air as the crowd booed even more.
KK: Look at these fans, I don't understand how they can disrespect such a legend like Anderson.
TB: Gee... maybe it's because he's a jack-ass Keith.
KK: Anderson! Anderson! Trent called you a jack-ass! Come beat him up!
TB: Will you shut up Keith!
As if hearing Keith, Anderson glanced over at the announce position. Anderson began to walk over towards the ropes when his music cut off and "Circles" by Incubus hit. Pyros shot out of the rampway as Ryan Maxem came out from the back to ear-splitting cheers. Maxem made his way down the rampway with a cocky swager in his step as Anderson took his attention off of Trent and turned it to the Champ. Maxem climbed up onto the ring apron and looked over at Anderson as the two stared a hole through one another.
TB: You can feel the tension mounting between these two Keith.
Maxem slowly got into the ring, never taking his eyes off of Anderson. Slowly, the two approached one another until they met face-to-face in the middle of the ring; the World Championship hanging high right above their heads. Maxem stared up at the lumbering giant, no fear in his eyes as the crowd stayed behind him all the way. After a long moment, Anderson showed his disrespect for Maxem as he pie-faced him down to the mat. Maxem landed hard on his ass as Anderson stood laughing at the champion. Making his way back to his feet, Maxem slapped Anderson hard across the face, disrespecing the legend right back. Anderson glared at Maxem as a smirk came across Maxem's face. The bell rung and this World Title match was underway. The two opened up the match with an exchange of rights to one another's face. Anderson, clearly the stronger opponent, quickly wore Maxem down. Pushing Maxem back up against the ropes, Anderson irish whipped him across the ring. Bouncing off the ropes, Maxem ran right into a big time Powerslam!
TB: What a Powerslam by Anderson there!
KK: Well this is the type of game plan Anderson has to maintain. Clearly he is stronger than Maxem and he has to use that to his advantage.
Anderson got up off the mat and raised his arms into the air as the fans booed.
TB: Well this isn't too wise, he needs to stay on Maxem if he wants to win this.
Ignoring the fans, Anderson pulled Maxem up to his feet and pushed him back up against the ropes. Again, Anderson sent Maxem across the ring as Maxem bounced off the ropes and ran into a huge Back Body Drop!
KK: Whoa! Did you see the air that Maxem got on that one Trent?
TB: That's cleary the strength of Anderson showing right there Keith!
Again, Anderson mocked the fans as Maxem lay on the mat in an extreme ammount of pain.
TB: And this is cleary the cocky nature of Anderson showing right here.
Anderson grabbed Maxem and began to pull him to his feet but Maxem broke away from Anderson's hold and nailed a Jawbreaker, causing the big man to stumble backwards. Maxem made it to his feet and began laying in hard right after hard right to Anderson, causing the big man to reel backwards all the way to the ropes. Grabbing a hold of Anderson's arm, Maxem attempted to irish whip him across the ring but Anderson countered, sending Maxem into the ropes. But Maxem fired back quicker than Anderson anticipated and Maxem connected on a thunderous Clothesline but Anderson didn't budge!
TB: That Clothesline didn't even phase him!
Maxem looked around, bewildered, as Anderson pointed to his face, taunting for Maxem to try again. Maxem turned around and ran off the ropes, building momentum. Shooting off the ropes, Maxem connected on another Clothesline but, again, Anderson stood his ground.
TB: Well this is just scary Keith.
Anderson began laughing at these attempts as Maxem began to get frusterated. Maxem again ran off the ropes and came towards Anderson but Anderson was ready for him. Anderson lifted his leg and went for a Big Boot but Maxem ducked underneath it and ran across the ring to the ropes. Bouncing off them, Maxem propelled himself right back at Anderson as he turned around just as Maxem came sailing through the air with a Flying Clothesline, knocking Anderson down to the mat!
TB: And Maxem finally takes Anderson down!
Anderson rolled out of the ring and began cursing to himself, unable to believe that Maxem had taken him down. The fans began to get into it now, chanting Maxem's name over and over again as Maxem positioned himself right next to the ropes. Grabbing ahold of the top rope, Maxem launched himself over it and to the outside where he was hoping to connect on a Cross Body on Anderson but, amazingly enough, Anderson caught ahold of him in mid-air!
KK: Uh oh, big mistake by Maxem!
Anderson charged one of the ring posts, smashing Maxem's back right against it with authority. Releasing hold of Maxem, the Champion fell to the ground, grabbing at his back that Anderson has been focusing on this entire match. Grabbing Maxem, Anderson dragged him over to the announcers table and began slamming his head down into it, yelling at Trent Brown as he did it.
TB: Oh come on now, stop this! This is totally uncalled for!
The ref finally was able to restrain Anderson as Maxem crumpled to the floor, his head slightly bleeding. Shoving the ref away, Anderson grabbed a hold of Maxem around the throat and pulled him to his feet. Raising his free arm in the air, the fans began to boo their disapproval of what was soon to follow.
TB: Don't do this! He's going to Chokeslam Maxem through this table!
Realizing he was in trouble, Maxem delivered vicious elbows to the side of Anderson's head... breaking up the move. Wrapping his arm around Anderson's neck, Maxem fell backwards, driving Anderson's forehead into the announce table with a Front Russian Leg Sweep!
TB: My God what a counter by Maxem!
KK: You're not kidding Trent, look at the dent that Anderson's head left on our announce table!
Anderson lay on the floor, grabbing at his head as blood flowed freely from the wound. Maxem forced himself up to his feet as he grabbed a nearby ladder and slid it into the ring. The fans cheered their approval as Maxem slid in as well and began to set the ladder up underneath his World Title belt.
TB: And now Maxem preparing to go for it all here!
Maxem began to climb up the ladder as the fans edged him on. Because of the damage done to his back, Maxem struggled up the ladder. As a result, Anderson managed to come around in time to see what was going on. Anderson slid back into the ring and charged the ladder, pushing it over just as Maxem was about to grab the belt. Maxem plummeted all the way down to the mat, landing hard on his back!
KK: Ouch, no safe landing for Maxem on that one!
Anderson began taunting the audience again as the fans began to get to the breaking point, calling Anderson an asshole over and over again. Anderson becoming upset at this, walked over to Maxem and pulled him to his feet. Anderson hoisted the champion high above his head and then walked over to the ropes. Maxem then tossed him outside the ring with a Military Press Throw!
TB: I can't even fathom the strength that Anderson has.
KK: That's why he is SO awesome Trent!
Maxem lay out on the floor, clutching his chest as he tried desperatly to recover some breath. Meanwhile, Anderson set up the ladder underneath that championship belt and he began to make his ascent to the title. The fans chanted for Maxem as he slowly made it to his feet. Seeing that Anderson was almost to the title belt, Maxem mustered up whatever strength he had left and slid back into the ring. Quicky, Maxem began to climb up the ladder, using the same side that Anderson was currently on. Anderson extended his hand as his fingers brushed past the gold. Anderson began to take another step but his movement was suddenly halted by a devastating Low Blow from behind by Ryan Maxem!
KK: Hey! Low Blow! Low Blow!
Anderson keeled over as Maxem hooked Anderson's head into his arms. Maxem lifted Anderson up into a Reverse Suplex type move and then spun off the ladder, driving the back of Anderson's head down into the mat with a devastating Spinning Reverse Sit-Down Brainbuster!
TB: Techincal Difficulties! Techniical Difficulties! Ryan Maxem just hit the Technicical Difficulties off of that ladder and my God, both men are down!
The fans chanted "holy shit" over and over again, showing their disbelief in what they had just witnessed. Anderson lay on the mat as Maxem slowly made it to his feet, his body aching all over from this physical match. Pulling himself back to reality, Maxem positioned the ladder right where he wanted it and he began to climb towards his title belt.
TB: And there goes Maxem! Come on Ryan, you can do it!
KK: Trent, we're supposed to be impartial here.
Maxem climbed up as far as he could go as he reached up and felt the belt in his hands. Reaching up higher, he managed to grab a hold of the ropes that were suspending the belt this high up. Suddenly, the ladder gave way underneath Maxem as the champion found himself dangling in mid-air.
TB: I don't believe it! How did Anderson make it back to his feet!?
KK: I have no idea Trent but it doesn't look like he made it to that ladder in time. Maxem is hanging from those ropes!
Anderson looked up at Maxem dangling and was in shock. Realizing what was at stake, Anderson set the ladder back up under the belt but made sure that Maxem couldn't reach it. Anderson began to climb up the ladder as Maxem tried frantically to, both, hold onto the rope and to unhatch the title belt from it. Just as it looked like he might have it, Anderson delivered a huge Low Blow that caused Maxem to retract his hand away from the belt.
TB: What a cheap shot by Anderson!
KK: Cheap shot!? Maxem did it first! I will, however, give Maxem credit for holding onto the ropes.
Maxem, though in obvious pain, dangled from the ropes as Anderson positioned himself right underneath Maxem.
TB: Oh no, you've got to be kidding me! Anderson's not going to...
KK: I think he is Trent!
Grabbing Maxem's legs, he positioned them on his shoulders. Holding firmly onto Maxem, Anderson stepped off the ladder and Powerbombed Maxem all the way back down to the mat!
TB: Oh for the love of God, Anderson just gave Maxem an Attitude Adjuster right off that ladder!
The fans began chanting "holy shit" again as both men lay beaten and exhausted on the mat. Their sweat and blood began to mix together as they lay motionless.
KK: Looks like the move took a lot out of Anderson as well Trent!
TB: My God, it looks like a car wreck here.
KK: I know what you mean, but where else can you find matches like this Trent?
TB: You got that right Keith. You got to believe that the first person who can make it to their feet may have the advantage in this match.
KK: I don't know Trent, it doesn't look like either of these guys have anything left in their tanks.
TB: Well they're going to have to suck it up, all in the name of the World Championship.
KK: It looks like Anderson is first to his feet, and he's headed back for the ladder!
TB: Maxem is stirring, but I don't know if he's going to have it left to get up!
KK: Anderson is to the top now, but the ladder is swaying, and Anderson is doing all he can to keep it upright! Maxem is on his feet, and the crowd is going nuts!
TB: Listen to the chants of MAXEM here tonight! It's unbelieveable!
KK: Maxem on the otherside of the ladder now, climbing up. Anderson sees this and swings wildly, threating to collapse the ladder from under both of them!
TB: They're trading blows, albeit slowly and with great strength, but by god, someone is going to hurt themselves!
KK: Maxem has nailed two consecutive rights on Anderon, and Anderson is falling down the rungs! He grabs on, and Maxem is going for the kill, he's at the top of the ladder now!
TB: Wait... what is... what's Anderson doing? Maxem has his hands on the title and Anderson is searching for something in his tights...
KK: Oh my GOD! Anderson just threw a white power in Maxem's eyes! Maxem is screaming, and falls to the mat below!
TB: What was that?!
KK: I don't know, but Anderson is laughing and has his hands on the title... he unclasps it and we've got a winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... AWESOME D!!!
TB: The crowd is booing their heads off as Anderson flaunts the title from high above the arena! I can't believe this, but we're all out of time...
The camera flashes to the back of the arena, where we see TCO in his office. He's smiling and puffing on a cigar, when all of a sudden, there's a knock on his door.
Man: Sir, Sett is waiting for you in the parking lot.
TCO: Excellent, thank you very much.
TCO walks out of his office, and walks to the parking lot. When he arrives, he sees that his old friend, Sett, is waiting for him, holding no other then Nick Fury, bloody and beaten on the hood of a car.
TCO: Was he fiesty?
Sett: Heh. Sort of, but hey.... you wrote the check, and I delivered, as promised.
TCO: Wonderful... your services are no longer needed. Your new contract is on my desk, feel free to sign it and enjoy yourself.
Sett: Will do.
Sett walks back in, hitting the switch for the master door to close. TCO lights up his cigar, puffs it, and tosses the match on Fury's jacket.
TCO: Nick, Nick, Nick... it's a shame, really. Before you went and crossed me, hit me, and tried to embarass me, you were going to have a nice, long career here in the HWA. Sure we're not perfect... but we work hard. And you, my friend... you destroyed all of that. Well, all you had going here. But tonight... I'm going to make sure that you never work here, or possibly anywhere else in your life. Because you will be an inspiration and also a deterrent to anyone who crosses myself or Neil again.
TCO grabs Fury, who is bound and gagged. The 'fury' in his eyes lights up, as TCO lifts him up onto the hood of the car, punches him deep in the stomach, and lifts his high into the air, driving Fury's head into the windshield with Tha Aftermath DDT.
TCO jumps down, looks at Fury, and says...
"You're FIRED!"