8th December 2002
8th December 2002
The scene opens up in the enormous 114,000 seat Azteca stadium in Mexico City, Mexico, site of todays HWA Pay Per View, Jam. The raucous Mexican crowd is waiting for the event to begin. Security guards are keeping the crowd from getting unruly as they are throwing garbage at the ring and chanting Spanish obscenities. Keith Kincaid and Trent Brown are at ringside as usual.
KK: This is the moment everyone has been waiting for all month long! HWA Jam, the second HWA pay per view under the leadership of Grimjack, can this be as big a success as last month’s Bloodlines? That took place in the small War Memorial in Syracuse New York, now we’re in this massive outdoor stadium before the largest crowd to ever witness a wrestling event. I don’t know how Grimjack did it. You can say what you want about the guy but you have to admit he has turned the HWA around and turned it into a massive success, just look around you.
TB: I’ll admit that this is pretty impressive Keith. I never thought I be taken aback again like I was in Rio and last week in Tokyo, but I’m so excited I’ve got Goosebumps! Feel these nipples!
KK: No thanks.
TB: Anyway though, I have to say I wish Grimjack would get this show on the road. This crowd is so excited to see the first match their liable to get violent! I don’t want to see a riot!
KK: A riot at an HWA event! Ha! You’re crazy Trent, it’ll never happen. Grimjack will fix this, just watch.
As if in response to Keith, “One Armed Scissor” by At the Drive In hits and Grimjack comes walking out from the tunnel and down the aisle, cordoned off at both sides by rails and security guards with riot gear out. Grimjack actually looks a little anxious as the crowd boos him and throws garbage at him. He’s wearing baggy jean shorts, a white t-shirt and brown sandals as it’s still warm in Mexico. Grimjack gets in the ring and pulls out a mic but the crowd is so loud with the boos and they begin to chant “GILIPOLLAS” which means asshole in Spanish. After about five minutes they finally quiet down and he speaks.
Grimjack: Thank you all so much for the warm reception. I love what you’ve been calling me, it makes you all look so classy. This is being broadcast live in 57 countries around the world! I’m sure you just represented Mexico really well. No wonder you’re still thought of as a third world country. Well I’ve only brought the HWA here to use your pathetic country like a Mexican whore, so let’s make tonight quick, I can’t wait to get away from this hell hole.
The chants get as loud as ever at this and Grimjack starts to smirk, he waits again for them to die down.
TB: What is he doing?!? Does he want the crowd to get even more out of control?
KK: It’s not Grimjack’s fault the crowd is classless. I support his thoughts and ideas.
Grimjack pulls a bottle of JW Dundees Honey Brown lager out of his pocket and twists the top off. He takes a swig.
Grimjack: Ahhhh . . . good old American beer. Do you even have beer in Mexico? I doubt it. How do you even survive on you diseased well water. It’d be healthier to drink piss, which you all probably do. Come on! There’s a reason your body is trying to get rid of it!
Crowd: GILIPOLLAS GILIPOLLAS GILIPOLLAS!!!
TB: This getting out of hand dammit!
Grimjack: Now then, enough about you idiots. You’re not worth my time anyhow. There’s something I have to get off my chest. It’s about an old friend of mine. Someone who I’ve been through a lot with! Someone I thought was my friend! My best friend! Judge! I want to know what the hell happened in Tokyo. Judge gave me the Wrath of Judgement and I have no clue why! He says I turned my back on the fans, well of course! Who cares about the fans, I have a job to do! Everyone always hates the boss, that’s just how it is! Well Judge will learn the error of his ways.
KK: Yeah Judge really screwed up by swerving Grimjack like that. Anyone’s who is enemies of both the Militia and the Legacy Department won’t last long in today’s HWA.
Grimjack: Now let’s get on with tonight because I know you people don’t deserve to be graced with my presence any longer. Tonight is the end of the Militia. So take plenty of pictures to remember them by!
Grimjack drops the mic and starts to leave as the crowd is throwing garbage such as popcorn and soda at him which he does his best to dodge.
TB: Wow I don’t think there’s been a man hated as much as Grimjack in all my time as an HWA announcer! And this is as loud as I’ve ever heard a crowd! More than a hundred thousand men, women and children, all showing their hatred for one man! If I were Grimjack I’d be a little nervous even. I mean, there are plenty of well armed guards out here but even that’s not a match for all these Mexicans!
KK: Yeah we never should have come to this place, let’s just hope things go smoothly.
The scene is shown back stage where Sett is just walking out of a public bathroom. Suddenly Judge comes out of nowhere and knocks him down with a gold club. Sett is holding his head as Judge walks away.
TB: What the hell does Judge want with Sett?
KK: It’s time now for our first match.
TB: Yep, it’s a fatal fourway for the number one contendership for the X-Treme title.
KK: This title has already had some great superstars hold it, let’s see if one of these rising stars can get a shot at it tonight.
(Jack’s music hits and he starts walking down the ramp to the ring. Just as he gets down to the bottom of the ramp he gets smacked across the face with a large beverage, and yelled at in Spanish by the fans.)
KK: Did you see that Trent?
TB: Yes I did, that was pretty funny.
KK: I find it kind of rude that the fans would do that, we were nice enough to hold this event here you know.
TB: Yeah, yeah, here comes Nick Fury.
(Nick Fury doesn’t even wait for his music to hit. He comes running down the ramp dragging a garbage can full of goodies to use in the match. When he it’s the ring he pulls out a kendo stick and slides into the ring. He doesn’t even bother to wait for the bell either and rushes Jack hitting him in the gut with the kendo stick. Jack doubles over and the ref pulls Fury off of him and puts him in the corner to wait for the other superstars.)
TB: Fury doesn’t even want to wait for the match to start, he’s my prediction to win the match.
KK: I’m gonna hold you to that Trent.
TB: You go ahead and do that.
(Brian then is seen at the top of the ramp posing for the fans, but they are just yelling profanities in their native language at him. He looks appalled and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and tries to attack Fury, but the ref stops him which gives Jack the opportunity to get a little bit of revenge. Fury and Jack are slugging it out in the corner when Brian jukes the ref and joins in the foray.)
KK: This match has already gotten out of hand.
(Just then “You Know You’re Right”, by Nirvana plays and out comes The Heretic with a very determined look on his face. He walks slowly down the ramp letting his three opponents beat on each other for a little bit longer. He stops at Fury’s trashcan and grabs the lid and slides in the ring. The ref rings the bell and the match officially starts.)
TB: Now that this match has finally started Heretic will help out Fury a little bit.
(The Heretic holds the trash can lid like a Frisbee and waits for Jack to turn around and he whips it at him nailing him right in the face. Fury grabs Brian and throws him out of the ring and catapults himself over the top rope and hits him with a cross body block.)
KK: So they have paired off now with The Heretic pounding away on Jack’s face, and Fury doing the same on Brian on the floor outside of the ring.
(Heretic Irish whips Jack into the ropes and waits for him to return, and then back body drops him over the top rope to the outside. Jack flies so far that his head smacks into the announce table extremely hard and his body falls limp to the ground.)
TB: OH MY GOD!!! Did you see how hard his head just hit our table Keith?
KK: I sure hope he’s not dead after that one.
(You then see Brian Irish whip Fury into the guard railing and him flip over it into the crowd. Brian climbs up on the guardrail and prepares to hit Fury with an elbow, but a rowdy fan pushes him and Brian crotches himself on the railing. The whole crowd oohs at the site of that. Brian falls into the crowd and Fury picks him up and DDT’s him back down on the concrete.)
TB: I feel Brian’s pain right now, I really do.
KK: Oh Jesus, get up Trent, RIGHT NOW!!
(Keith and Trent get up quickly as The Heretic sets up Jack and plants him through the announce table with the Bayou Buster. He then jumps the guardrail and heads over to where Nick Fury is slamming his fist into Brian’s face. He kicks Fury in the back of the head. He then picks Fury up and delivers a brainbuster suplex right on the cement floor.)
TB: The Heretic sure is kicking some ass here tonight. I am positive he is gonna win.
KK: I thought Nick Fury was your pick to win?
TB: I never said that.
KK: Yes you did. Hey, isn’t that Nate Hartman over there in the crowd?
TB: Where?
KK: Over there, dressed like a vender selling hot dogs.
TB: It is. What in the hell do you suppose he is doing?
(Nate then walks over to the action just as Brian spears The Heretic. Nick Fury gets up and is about to attack his two opponents, but Nate Hartman cracks him over the head with his case of hot dogs, spilling hot dogs all over. He then grabs Brian and delivers The Phenomenon to him. As soon as TPO gets up though The Heretic sticks him in the face with a right hand. The two start exchanging rights and lefts in the crowd fighting their way back towards the ring. As they reach the rail, Nick Fury comes running up from behind and clotheslines both of them over. Fury looks over and sees Jack’s lifeless body still lying there and runs over to make the pin. The ref hits the dirt and counts the one, two, three eliminating Jack from the match.)
KK: Well, there goes our first man eliminated. Fury cashed in on The Heretic’s work and eliminated Jack.
TB: I still wanna know what The Phenomenal One is doing sticking his nose into this match. He could cost my pick to lose.
(As Fury is getting up Brian comes flying off of the guardrail with a clothesline sending Fury into the ring apron. Both of them lie on the ground exhausted. The Phenomenal One climbs up to the top rope and hits a moonsault on both of the fallen combatants. He then gets up and runs up the rampway leaving the ring area.)
TB: Where is that coward Hartman running to?
KK: What does it matter? He isn’t in the match.
TB: I guess your right.
(The Heretic walks over slowly and sees the limp bodies of both Fury and Brian and tries to make the cover on Fury. The ref counts ONE…TW… Fury got his shoulder up.)
KK: Close call for Fury there, he was almost eliminated.
(The Heretic gets up to receive a boot to the gut from Brian. Brian the hits him with a powerbomb. Just then, The Phenomenal One is seen running back down the ramp with his cart of pastries.)
TB: Look, here comes TPO with his pastry cart. What is it with this guy and using food items as weapons?
(TPO pushes the cart to the side of the ring that everybody is on and grabs a tray and just smashes it over Brian’s head. TPO grabs The Heretic’s arm and drapes it over Brian. The ref gets down and makes the count. ONE…TWO…THREE!!!)
KK: And Brian has been eliminated thanks to The Phenomenal One.
(Fury shakes the cobwebs out of his head and stares at TPO. Hartman stares back. Fury Steps forward and Hartman steps backwards. The Heretic stands up and collects himself. He looks at Fury, and Fury looks back. They both smile and nod and turn their attention back to The Phenomenal One.)
KK: It looks like those two are thinking the same thing.
TB: Yeah, it’s about time Hartman gets his ass kicked for interfering tonight. You know any other superstar would get punished for this, but since Hartman is Grimjack’s lackey, he’ll probably get rewarded for it.
(The Phenomenal One turns and hops the guardrail with The Heretic and Fury close behind. Fury gets tripped by a fan and takes The Heretic down with him. As The Heretic falls he slaps Hartman’s right foot into his left tripping him up too. All three men get up and Nate runs to a little entrance tunnel and climbs up above of it. He would have gotten away, but a fat, drunken fan tackled him. Nate punches him in the face knocking out the guy, but it was too late. The Heretic and Nick Fury had already climbed up to where TPO was and started laying into him with their boots.)
KK: I thought he was going to get away for a second there.
TB: Not me, I knew The Heretic would catch him. Speaking of The Heretic, it looks like he is telling Fury to help him powerbomb him over the edge.
(Fury and The Heretic pick up Hartman and double powerbomb him off of the entry tunnel and onto some of the chairs below.)
KK: I THINK THEY HAVE JUST CRIPLLED THE PHENOMENAL ONE!!!!!!
TB: Good. He got what he deserved.
KK: The EMT’s are heading to him right now.
(The EMT’s pick up Hartman and get him on a stretcher.)
TB: That sick bastard, he actually has a smile on his face.
KK: Well, you heard what he said while he was in the hospital after Sett threw him off the top of that cage at the last pay-per-view. He likes the pain.
(Before they wheel Hartman away, Fury leaps off and hits a guillotine leg drop to Hartman, collapsing the stretcher and taking a lot out of Fury himself.)
KK: Why did Fury do that? Hartman isn’t even in this match. Fury could have possibly just lost this match for himself.
TB: Not if The Heretic does the same thing, look.
(The Heretic climbs up and looks down at the wreck of the two bodies and the stretcher. He gets an evil looking grin on his face and leaps off of the balcony with a frog splash onto the other carcasses lying on the ground.)
KK: Jeez, are we ever going to get a winner in this match? These guys keep taking unnecessary risks.
TB: I think we might, look the Heretic is covering Fury after that frog splash and here comes the ref!
The ref makes the count, 1 . . . 2. . . 3!
TB: The Heretic just won this brutal first match and earned himself a shot at the X-treme title!
The Heretic collapses in exhaustion and EMTs rush to help Hartman, Fury and the Heretic. The rowdy Mexican fans start throwing garbage at them and yelling in Spanish.
KK: Christ, aren’t these people ever satisfied? They just saw a great first match and this is how they repay us? Disgusting.
(The scene opens up outside the stadium at the merchandise stand. Next to the merchandise stand, there is another stand, and it appears that they are selling photographs and posters. Kevin Conner walks up to the stand.)
Kevin Conner: What the hell is this!?! Where did you get these?! What are you doing here!?
(Conner looks at the photos, and they are of him last week in the pink thong, top hat, and bowtie.)
Kevin Conner: Signed photos?! I never signed any photos! Where did you get these?! It wasn't even my idea to wear this crap! Anderson and Grimjack said it would be a funny part of the trick on Maxem! This is terrible! This is an OUTRAGE!
(Suddenly, "Awesome D" Anderson walks up to the stand.)
Kevin Conner: ANDERSON! Have you seen this?! What is going on here?!
"Awesome D" Anderson: (smiling)Oh, dude. Who did this? Did someone have people take photos of you last week in that getup?
Kevin Conner: Did you know about this?!
"Awesome D" Anderson: No, I swear. I had nothing to do with this.
Vendor: Mr. Anderson, we're really making money off these pictures of Mr. Conner.
Kevin Conner: YOU ARE BEHIND THIS!?!?! What the hell!?
"Awesome D" Anderson: Yeah, I did it. But it's so damn funny. Check out this poster.
(Anderson pulls out a full-size poster of Conner in the thong, hat and bowtie. At the top, it says, "That's Just The Way I Am!")
Kevin Conner: WHAT THE F*CK! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
(Conner turns over the table, knocks down the displays, and begins to tear up the pictures. Anderson pushes Conner away from the pictures.)
"Awesome D" Anderson: Hey! What are you doing to my business!
(Conner punches Anderson and knocks him right on his ass.)
Kevin Conner: What the hell were you thinking!? Are you trying to embarrass me?
(Anderson gets up and starts trading blows with Conner. Quickly, referees and officials break it up. Grimjack is helping to stop the carnage.
Grimjack: YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF! Like it or not, you are on the same team. Try to get along or else I'll have to fire Conner.
Kevin Conner: HEY!
Grimjack: I'm just kidding, Conner. Now you two stop fighting, because this is a big night here in Mexico City. Now let's go back to my office. We have a lot to discuss about tonight.
Commercial Break
Nick Fury is seen walking around back stage looking for someone. Suddenly the huge Judge appears in front of him in the hall. Without a word he grabs Fury by the neck and lifts him up. With a flick of the wrist he choke slams Fury on the hard floor. He just walks away leaving Fury on the floor.
TB: What the hell is wrong with Judge tonight? Well we’ll have to worry about that later. Now it’s time to see Judge in a sanctioned match for the first time in a while. Now it’s time for a big match, a match for the number one contender to the HWA World Title. Anderson vs the returning Judge!
KK: Anderson is Grimjack’s ally and is also hated by the fans. And Judge has shown that he wants nothing to do with the Legacy Department. Anderson and Judge used to be friends way back in the day during the first incarnation of the Legacy Department, a lot of people are saying Judge betrayed Grim and Anderson.
Young Grow Old by Creed hits and the fans start to boo as Anderson waltzes out with his manager Summer. They have mics.
Summer: Everyone give a hand to the soon to be number one contender, Awesome D Anderson!
Anderson: You people know you really love me, it’s just the diseased well water talking.
The anticipation was rising from the crowd. He walks down the ring very confidently. He looks at some of the fans who are wearing Awesome D T-shirts. They are screaming and jumping for him. He continues down the ramp and hops in the ring. He walks to the nearest corner towards the announcer’s table. He climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and just sits there. Fireworks start blaring and “November Rain” by Guns N’ Roses and Judge comes out he walks down the ring not paying attention to any one or any thing. He walks up the stairs and gets into the ring. The ring announcer slides in the ring with the microphone.
Ring Announcer: 6’7” and weighing in at 297 pounds…Former World Heavyweight Title Champion….AWSOME DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ANDERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! And 7’1” weighing at a miraculous 328 pounds…he is a Former World Heavyweight Title Champion….JJJJJUUUUGGGGEEEEEEE.
TB: The bell rings and the match begins. Anderson hops off the turnbuckle and goes immeditly towards Judge and tie-ups with him.
KK: These men are probably the two biggest guys in the HWA. This match will determine who will face the next world champion, Michael Diamond or Ryan Maxem.
Anderson and Judge lock up, Anderson kicks Judge in the knees and clotheslines him straight down to the canvas. Anderson leg drops Judge. He picks Judge back up and trows him into the turnbuckle. Anderson follows up with a big boot to the face. Anderson knees Judge a few times in the gut before throwing him to the ground. Anderson goes over to Judge who is laying there and begins to Stomp him in the face with his boot. Anderson takes Judge and throws him up against the ropes, hoping to get another big boot in but Anderson ducks and body slams Anderson onto the canvas.
TB: Wow, that was…wow
KK: Yeah, Judge is coming back.
TB: Judge takes a couple of shots of his own to Anderson before landing a leg drop. Judge tries to pin Anderson, but only gets a 1 count.
KK: Shouldn’t try to pin Anderson early in the match up.
TB: Yeah, he wont go down that easily
Judge picks Anderson up and throws him against the ropes and close lines him on the return. Judge puts Anderson in a head lock. The ref slides down to Anderson’s side and tries to figure out if he still conciuse. The ref lifts up Anderson’s hand. He counts 1. He does it again, he counts 2. He goes to lift his hand agins but Anderson keeps his hand up and gets back to his feet along with Judge. Anderson flips over Judge onto the canvas. Anderson elbow drops Judge a few times before trying to pin him. Anderson only gets a 1 count. Anderson gets up and goes over to the turnbuckle, he goes to climb it.
TB: What is Anderson thinking? Leave the top turnbuckle for the high flyers!
KK: Yeah, you don’t want to break the turnbuckle and ruin it for the rest of the wrestlers. Plus think of the big bill!
TB: Anderson flies in the air…but oh my god! Judge rolls out of the way and Anderson lands on his face!
KK: What was he gunning for?
TB: Looked like a frog splash there Keith. I hope he didn’t break his nose. Judge is back up and takes Anderson by the hair and throws him outside. Judge jumps outside and begins to assault Anderson.
The ref begins to count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…Fudge throws Anderson back in the ring and Judge gets back in the ring himself. Judge lifts Anderson up by the throat and choke slams him to the ground. Judge goes to pin Anderson. 1…2…kickout!
KK: Wow, after that devastating choke slam, who can actually get out of it?
TB: Anderson, I bet.
Judge picks up Anderson and tosses him against the ropes, Anderson tries to clothesline Judge but Judge ducks and delievers a choke slam into a power bomb.
TB: OH MY GOD! THE WRATH OF JUDGEMENT! OH MY GOD! Judge pins Anderson…1…2…3! JUDGE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! OH MY GOD!
KK: Calm down Trent.
TB: Judge won his debut match back for number 1 contender spot!
KK: Well I guess we’re ready to have the next match right now, so let’s do this!
The HWA theme hits the PA system and out come Morgoth He runs down the ramp and into the ring. The look on his face is very confident, the confidence like he wants to win. “King of my World” by Saliva hits on the sound system and out comes Kevin Conner”
TB: Just so you know, Kevin will also be competing in the Single Man Elimination Match with his partner Unknown Ninja against 4 other men.
KK: Should be looking forward to that.
TB: Conner gets in the ring, he looks at Morgoth, laughs then goes over to the turnbuckle.
KK: What poor sportsmanship shown by Conner, and the match isn’t even over yet. Wait a second.
TB: What?
KK: Do you hear that?
TB: Hear what?
KK: IT’S THE CHAMPION…RYAN MAXEM!
TB: Just incase you are wondering, Ryan Maxem won that Xtreme title from Unknown Ninja a few weeks ago, it was a double title match.
“Circles” by Incubus hits and out walks Ryan Maxem holding his Xtreme title and his World title.
TB: Maxem might not even have that World title after tonight.
KK: Maybe.
Ryan Maxem gets in the ring and hands his belts to the referee who hands them to the bell ringer. The bell ringer rings the bell and the match gets started. All three of them go to attack each other, but suddenly “Bled for Days” by Static-X hits on the PA. They all stop and look at the ramp. Out comes Chri$ Million, he has a microphone in his hand. Ryan Maxem seems to be yelling at Chri$ Million.
Chri$ Million: Whoa…whoa….whoa. Maxem calm down there. Now I came out to say that what good is an X-treme match without X-treme weapons? Now if the ring crew would go under the ring and pick out the weapons. This should make the match be much more to your liking.
The stage crew go under the ring and pull out kendo sticks, tazors, steel chairs, wooden base ball bats and much more deadly weapons.
Chri$ Million: Now I am going to park my self between Keith and Trent and you three have a match. Ring the bell again.
The bell rings and all of them pick up a weapon. Ryan and Conner have a Steel Chair while Morgoth picks up a kendo stick. Maxem immeditly goes after Conner with the steel chair in hand. He tries to nail Conner, but Conner gets out of the way and takes out Maxem by the legs. Morgoth jumps in a head shots Conner in the forehead. Conner falls back on the canvas. Morgoth goes over to Maxem and picks him up. Maxem fights back with a few blows to the mid section before lifting him up and suplexing him. Maxem picks up the steel chair again and bashes Morgoth’s head. He repeatedly does this until Conner comes in and hits Maxem upside the head with a kendo stick. Maxem falls staight down to his right side. Conner tries to pin Maxem, but Morgoth is there to break up the pin even before the ref would count. Conner and Morgoth start battling it with fists until Maxem can intervene with a clothesline to both Conner and Morgoth. Maxem lays Morgoth on top of Conner, Maxem climbs to the top rope with a chair, he jumps and puts the chair between his leg and lands on Morgoth.
KK: Wow, that was surely Xtreme.
CM: You damn straight there Keith.
TB: What exactly are you doing out here Chris Million?
CM: You can call me Mr. Million. I am out here to check out who will win the Xtreme title. Or is that not alright with you, Trent?
TB: No, No Mr. Million. Maxem picks up Morgoth and DDT’s him onto the chair. Maxem rolls Morgoth out the ring and Maxem begins to work on Conner with a few swift kicks to the head. Outside the ring, Morgoth seems to be struggling to get up. He rolls back into the ring. Maxem sees Morgoth and immeditaly begins to beat on him. Maxem takes a steel chair and sandwiches it between Morgoths leg. Maxem stomps a couple of times on the leg before going over to the top turnbuckle. He climbs up on it, and OH MY GOD! He jumpes and landed right on Morgoth’s leg.
CM: Wow, I didn’t know Maxem had the drive to actually break a mans leg.
Morgoth is yelling in pain, he struggles to get the chair off and he does. He chair is all bent wiuth the marks of Maxem landing his feet on it. The parametics are seen coming out from the back. They runs towards the ring as fast as they can. They roll Morgoth out of the ring and puts him on the stretcher and wheels him away to the back stage. Back in the ring Maxem and Conner are dueling it out with kicks and punches every where. Conner blocks one of Maxem’s hits and goes to head butt him but Maxem clotheslines Conner. Maxem picks up the table on the side of the ring and sets it up. He throws Conner into the ropes and performs a reverse spine buster on the table.
TB: Maxem just landed the technical difficulties. 1..2..3! Maxem retains his title!
CM: I knew he could do it. Atta boy Maxem. I applaud your performance.
Commercial Break.
Fudge is seen walking down the halls when suddenly out of nowhere Judge attacks him and starts to beat the hell out of him, culminating in a chokeslam through a table full of sandwhiches and lunch for the wrestlers.
Judge: So Maxem, you want me to fight the Militia one at a time? No problem.
Judge walks away.
The scene opens back up in Grimjack’s office where the Legacy Department is seen talking. Grimjack’s is sitting in a leather chair and Anderson and Conner are sitting on a leather couch.
Anderson: Damn is it just me or is the crowd really rowdy tonight?
Conner: These people are really rude here in Mexico. I can’t wait to go home.
Grimjack: Don’t worry about it. So they hate us. Who cares, fans hate us wherever we go.
Anderson: Yeah but it’s different here, these people really hate us. I mean, at most places people boo us because that’s the fun thing to do at wrestling shows, boo the bad guys. But these guys are jumping the guardrails and trying to attack us. That’s ridiculous. It’s bad enough that I was fighting a guy like Judge, but I have to worry about 114,000 insane Mexicans too?
Grimjack: Don’t worry I have plenty of security guards and they’re armed with shields, nightsticks, rubber bullets and tear gas if things get out of hand. Let’s concentrate on taking out the Militia in the next three matches, this is what’s key.
Conner: Grim don’t worry about them. They’re nothing compared to us.
Grimjack: Hey stop encroaching on my decrees! That’s why I demoted you to kick ass duke remember Kevin. The Militia is trying to take over the HWA and dammit they’re doing it. They have the World title picture covered, whoever wins it tonight is Militia, they have two guys going for the International, and the closest we have is you Kevin in the tag team match. It would have been great to get Unknown Ninja on our side but the jack ass turned me down! The Immortals are doing a better job of taking the Militia out than us!
Anderson: Grim man you used to be so chill, things like this didn’t bother you. Does this have something to do with Judge? I did what I could but the guy is tough.
Grimjack: . . . . That’s personal. All right guys, I need some time alone to think things through. Good luck in the tag match Conner.
Commercial break
TB: Well we’re back and now it’s time for a match that could be the best ever. It’s a three way battle for the tag team straps.
KK: Single elimination which means that this thing doesn’t end until one team is left. And even if a member of your team goes down you’re not out of the hunt because every single man must be eliminated from a team of two.
TB: I’m sorry Keith but I didn’t hear a word you just said! This crowd is so loud I can barely hear myself think!
"Ride Of Your Life" by Nuerotica begins to play and out walk Rage and eXXXtreme to loud boos.
KK: Everyone else in this match doesn’t give these guys any credit to win this and that might work in their favor.
TB: And also three of the people in this match will want to pace themselves because they have matches later and another, Conner just had a brutal match himself for the X-treme title.
"King Of My World" by Saliva hits and out comes Conner making rude gestures to the crowd. He gets cups of soda and popcorn thrown at him which he dodges. Unknown Ninja comes walking out silently behind him. Someone throws a can of unopened beer at him which Ninja catches in his hand and then looks at the crowd menacingly. Conner sees this and runs back to Ninja. He grabs the beer from him, shakes it real good, opens it and sprays the crowd. This gets the crowd mad as hell and they start to try and get over the guard rails at Conner and Ninja. Guards keep them at bay with shields and batons and yell to Ninja and Conner to get the hell to the ring.
TB: Conner is such a moron sometimes! What does he want this place to end of in chaos and incite the crowd more! We already know things are tense.
Ninja and Conner get in the ring and wait with Rage and eXXXtreme. 'Superstar' by Saliva hits and the crowd starts to cheer now as Diamond and Fudge walk out hold the tag team belts. A lot of the fans are cheering but there are still more than half who are being rude and yelling obscenities to the fan favorites. Diamond and Fudge get in the ring and point at the other competitors and then the belts telling them that this is what the match is about, something they own. The bell rings and Rage and eXXXtreme immediately go after Diamond and Conner and Fudge start slugging it out. Ninja just stands back and bides his time.
KK: It looks like The Immortals might have an alliance going with Conner and Ninja.
TB: Why do they have to cheat.
KK: It’s just good strategy moron.
Rage and eXXXtreme get Diamond in the corner and start punching and kicking him. They put him on the turnbuckle intending some sort of high risk move but Diamond kicks them both in the face, they stumble back and he leaps off with a double clothesline on both of them knocking them down. As Diamond is getting up Ninja comes over and goes for a huge whip kick but Diamond ducks just in time to not get his head taken off. He gets up and kicks Ninja in the stomach and DDTs him.
TB: Diamond is really showing his skills right now and I think he’s ready for tonight and the biggest match of his career later tonight with Maxem.
KK: He’s bound to look past this match and screw up. Look, here come Rage and eXXXtreme behind him and he doesn’t notice!
Fudge gets the upper hand on Conner and throws him out of the ring. He sees Rage and eXXXtreme coming up behind Diamond and he runs over and spears eXXXtreme down. Rage hits Diamond over the back of the head with a punch knocking him down. Fudge gets up and irish whips Rage off the ropes and when he comes back Fudge picks him up and delivers a stomach buster on his knee after a tilt-a-whirl.
KK: God dammit focus people. They’re just two people!
TB: Diamond and Fudge didn’t get where they are by losing to hooligans like Rage.
Conner is back in the ring and he’s going after Fudge. He’s kicking him in the gut and Exxxtreme comes over and starts helping him and they irish whip Fudge hard into the turnbuckle and he fall down. Diamond catches Conner with a drop kick and then he gets up and is met with a clothesline from Exxxtreme.
TB: Diamond and Fudge are losing a war of numbers here and the fans don’t like it and they’re showing that with garbage tossed into the ring.
Almost in response to that, "Circles" by Incubus hits and out walk the rest of the Militia, Maxem, Fury and Sett. They walk down to the ring and stand outside it, just watching the match.
TB: Here’s the Militia and they’re going to put a stop to this nonsense.
KK: Shut up Trent, they’re probably going to cheat and make Diamond and Fudge win. Like they always do.
TB: The Militia never cheats to win. They’re just going to watch their friend’s backs is all.
Ninja is going after Diamond and he gives him a face plant X-factor type move. Ninja goes over to the other side of the ring where Rage, Conner and Exxxtreme are stomping on Fudge. Suddenly Maxem gets on the apron and starts yelling at Rage. Rage goes over and gets in his face and starts yelling back. Diamond sneaks up behind Rage and rolls him up in a school boy. The ref is counting and Ninja just looks at him not doing anything and not caring if Rage gets pinned. Rage kicks out at 2 but Exxxtreme comes over and starts arguing with Ninja about why he didn’t help Rage. Ninja starts to go ninja crazy on Exxxtreme and kicks him hard in the stomach followed by a back breaker.
TB: I detect some chinks in the armor of this alliance.
KK: That was lame.
Ninja is fighting with Exxxtreme, Rage is fighting with Diamond and Fudge is alone with Conner in the corner. Fudge starts to battle back andcatches Conner with a hard roundhouse punch that makes Conner spin and stumble away, as he does he’s met with a spear by Diamond. Fudge covers Conner and Diamond keeps anyone from stopping the count. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 and Conner is eliminated.
KK: Dammit Conner just lost his concentration!
Ninja kicks Rage who falls down and sees that Conner is eliminated and rolling out of the ring. Ninja gets mad at this and starts kicking everyone in sight, Exxxtreme, Diamond and Fudge. Then he even kicks the ref!
KK: The refs out cold! Why is Ninja going bezerk? He’s usually so calm.
TB: I don’t know but look at this!
Sett, Maxem and Fury get in the ring. Sett goes after Ninja and after taking a few hard kicks that he survives he catches Ninja and goes to give him a chokeslam. Ninja tries to wiggle out but Sett delivers the chokeslam although Ninja was able to lessen the impact. Maxem and Fury pick up Rage and Fury is holding Rage while Maxem hits him. Exxxtreme gets up and pushes Fury and then knife edge chops him loudly. Maxem kicks Exxxtreme in the groin and then gives him the Technical Difficulties.
KK: What the hell! You said the Militia never cheats!
The ref is starting to get up and the Militia members not in this match see this and scatter out of the ring. Diamond goes to cover Ninja but he kicks out at the last second.
TB: Damn!
Rage is trying to get up but he doesn’t know that Fudge is getting on the top turnbuckle. Diamond runs over, slides and takes Rage down with a sliding drop toe hold and immediately after Fudge hits Rage with a leg drop off the top turnbuckle to the back of the head. Diamond covers, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 and Rage is eliminated.
KK: Rage is out and it’s all because of Maxem and the Militia.
TB: But the Immortals still have a chance because Exxxtreme is still in it.
Rage slides out of the ring since he’s out but the Milita descends upon him and start to beat him down. Exxxtreme sees this and goes over to the ropes intending to go out and stop them but Fudge stops him, turns him around and delivers a fall away slam and Diamond is ready with a back flip into a knee to the throat of the fallen Exxxtreme.
TB: The teamwork of this team is beautiful to watch in action!
KK: All I’m seeing is a lot of cheating going on.
Diamond covers Exxxtreme but just before 3 count Ninja comes over and delivers a viscious downwards knife kick to the back of Diamond’s skull knocking him off. Fudge rushes Ninja but he gets hip tossed into the corner. Diamond is starting to get up and Ninja prepares of a super kick and goes for it but Diamond ducks. Ninja goes behind him and delivers a jumping neckbreaker. Ninja goes for the pin but Fudge runs over and stops the count.
KK: Alright now let’s see some real action.
Exxxtreme is crawling over to where the Militia is still beating on Rage and he gets on the turnbuckle and no one notices as he leaps off with a body splash on everyone outside the ring. They’re all down and out as the ref begins to count to ten. Exxxtreme goes to get back in the ring but Sett grabs his leg and won’t let go. Maxem and Fury get in the ref’s view so he doesn’t see this and the ref counts Exxxtreme out!
KK: This is ridiculous! The Militia is cheating all over the place and now it’s down to just Ninja against them! Outrageous!
TB: Funny how you never bitched all these past weeks at how Grimjack and everyone interfered in Militia matches. We now have three of the most talented men in the HWA here so let’s see what takes place.
Ninja is standing and catching his breath as Diamond and Fudge circle around him. Fudge charges him but Ninja runs away and starts to run up the turnbuckle but jumps off and catches Fudge with a kick to the jaw. But Diamond immediately hits a belly to belly suplex on Ninja. Ninja gets up and starts to hit Diamond with hard karate chops but Diamond catches his arms and spins him around. He hooks both arms behind Ninja’s back and flips him back and holds on for a reverse tiger german suplex for a pin. Ninja can’t break out with his arms tied up and 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
TB: The Militia did it again! Diamond and Fudge just retained their tag team belts again and neither of them was even eliminated.
Despite the faces winning the crowd is still mad and throws trash in the ring. The Militia stops beating on the Immortals and goes to leave.
Commercial Break
KK: And what a night we are having so far here at Jam.
TB: And it is only going to get better from here. This is the first of two title matches tonight featuring Militia against Militia.
KK: But don't forget the wild card in this match Unknown Ninja. He could easily walk out of all the confusion with the title.
TB: Let's go to the ring.
"Superstar" by Saliva hits the speakers and one of the two Militia members in this match comes to the ring in the form of 5'11" 234 lbs. Fudge. Fudge poses for the fans, who are rather rude to one of the bigger faces in the HWA. Fudge looks a little confused by this as he heads towards the ring. Suddenly from behind Unknown Ninja comes running out to attack Fudge.
KK: Unknown Ninja not wasting any time trying to get the upper hand in this triple threat match.
Ninja clubs Fudge to the back of the head with a forearm sending Fudge to a knee at the bottom of the ring apron. Ninja grabs Fudge by the hair twisting his neck as he helps him up to his feet. Ninja rolls Fudge into the ring and hops up on the ring apron looking to go up to the top rope. Ninja goes up top as Fudge gets to his feet. Ninja jumps off with a high cross body block into a cover 1, 2 no Fudge kicks out. Ninja stays on the attack kicking Fudge in the ribs while he is down.
TB: Where is Fudge's teammate Sett?
KK: I would think he would want to be out here.
Ninja helps Fudge to his feet before whipping him into ropes. On the way back Ninja nails Fudge with a big roundhouse kick knocking Fudge off his feet again. Ninja makes another quick cover 1,2 kick out by Fudge. Ninja starts show boating to the crowd. Just then "Raise up" by Saliva hits and the Sett comes running to the ring. He slides in to meet Ninja. Ninja tries to hit Sett with a roundhouse right hand but Sett blocks it and picks Ninja up and launches him half away across the ring into the turnbuckle. Sett charges in and nails ninja in the corner with a clothesline. Ninja slumps down with his back on the bottom turnbuckle. Sett picks Ninja up and whips him out of the corner to Fudge who is waiting in the middle of the ring with a clothesline of his own knocking Ninja to the ground. Ninja rolls out of the ring trying to get away from the attack of The Militia.
KK: Fudge and Sett with a little teamwork.
TB: That won't last very long.
Sett and Fudge look each other down while Ninja waits on the outside for an opening to rejoin the fight. Sett and Fudge lock up and Sett sends fudge into the far ropes, but instead of bouncing off the ropes fudge jumps over the top of them landing on Ninja and sending him hard into the guard rail back first. Ninja grabs his back in pain as Fudge pushes him back in the ring. Sett is waiting on him as Ninja gets no rest before Sett picks him up and lands a big scoop slam. Sett goes to pick Ninja up when Ninja lands swift drop toehold to get Sett down to the mat Ninja tries to lock Sett in a leg lock submission but Fudge comes off the top from the blind side nailing a leg drop to the back of Ninja's head. Sett pulls himself to the corner as Fudge takes his turn going after Ninja. Fudge whips Ninja to the ropes and hits big standing drop kick on Ninja.
KK: Fudge and Sett taking turns fighting Ninja here, they have yet to fight each other.
TB: They know what they are doing.
Fudge with a standing leg drop on Ninja makes a cover 1,2 kick out by Ninja. Sett has made his way back into the fight helping Fudge as they double suplex Ninja. Fudge signals something to Sett who picks Ninja up.
KK: It looks like Fudge and Sett are going to get Ninja out of this fight for good.
Sett signals to the crowd that he is going for The Journey as Fudge goes to the top rope. Ninja tries to fight out but Sett is too strong he lands with the Sit-Down Powerbomb he calls The Journey. Sett gets up and signals to Fudge to come off the top rope. Fudge acknowledges Sett and jumps off nailing Sett with a drop kick.
TB: FUDGE JUST NAILED SETT
KK: Fudge telling Sett he wants the International Title, teammate or not.
Sett looks stunned as Fudge climbs back up to the top. Sett looks up from his back as Fudge jumps off with the Suicide Dive.
KK: Suicidal Dive from Fudge
TB: That is a move that we haven't seen in a while from Fudge, that goes back to the days of the Suicidal Chyld.
Fudge makes the cover on Sett 1,2 NO!! Ninja jumped on Fudge at the last second breaking up the count. Fudge, not really phased by Ninja's weak jump gets up looking at Ninja. Ninja looks up at Fudge and tries to muster some fight. Fudge kicks Ninja to keep him down as Fudge goes up top again. Fudge comes off the top rope and tries to get Ninja with the Suicide Dive but Ninja moves out of the way.
KK: Everyone down now, who can get up first?
Ninja answers the call getting to his feet first. Sett has rolled outside the ring as Fudge is clenching his chest trying to get up. Ninja helps fudge up before whipping him into the corner. Ninja charges in with a big knee to the already hurting midsection of Fudge. Ninja then picks Fudge up and sets him on the top rope. Ninja maneuvers Fudge around to get him in position for the Omega 10.
TB: Ninja going for the Omega 10, Sett is outside the ring, if he hits this Ninja could be walking away as the champion.
Ninja comes off with the Omega 10 driving Fudge's head into the mat. Ninja makes a cover 1,2 NO!!! Sett is back with a boot to the back of Ninja's head. Ninja rolls over grabbing his head as Sett picks Fudge up and signals for The Journey. Sett tries to deliver The Journey but Ninja clips him in the back of the knee. Sett tumbles down and Fudge lands on top of him with a cover 1,2 Sett kicks out. Fudge rolls off the cover as Ninja pick Sett up to his feet. Ninja whips Sett into the corner and charges in after him. Sett gets his foot up and nails Ninja with a big boot. Ninja rocks back and Sett tries to deliver The Journey again. Sett gets him up and drops him with it, straight into a cover 1,2 NO!!!! Fudge comes off the top rope with Suicide Dive onto Sett. Sett rolls over to his stomach and Fudge makes a cover on him 1…2 . . . ..3. FUDGE PINS SETT TO WIN THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE.
KK: Fudge just pinned his teammate to win the title. He had both Sett and Ninja out, and he chose to pin Sett, not Ninja. I wonder if Fudge was trying to send a message with that one.
TB: I don't know, but maybe we will find out next when Ryan Maxem takes on Michael Diamond for the HWA World Title.
KK: Yeah or maybe--Keith Kincaid is cut off by the sound of "Soldier" by Eminem, however it's a Rock Mix, that's speeded up and effects have been added. . .
Smoke begins to fill the entrance way. . .
KK : Who the hell just cut me off
TB : We're about to find out!
Fudge is up with his new belt and he looks like he has a purpose.
TB : Its Fudge!
KK : That son of a bitch, he cut me off. . .
Fudge reaches the ring and slides in, he gets a microphone off the ring announcer, who is now outside, and raises it to his mouth. . .
TB : What does he want to say?
Fudge begins. . .
Fudge : HWA fans. . .Before all of you I am making a statement, and that statement is that at the next HWA Pay Per View, I want to fight Kevin Conner, one on one in. Conner, you and I we go back a while, and I am challenging your cowardly ass to a match at the Next Pay Per View, to even this whole thing out, and show you that I am above you, after that, you decide if you wanna make this thing go any farther because to me,, as long as its 3 a piece, I am happy. . .
Fudge Pauses. . .
Fudge : Well Conner?
KK : Is he calling out The One, The Real Life Legend, Mr. Prime Time, The New Breed, The MEGA-SUPERSTAR, The Hardcore Icon Kevin Conner?
TB : Looks that way. . .
Suddenly "One of a Kind" by Breaking Point hit's the P.A System, but No Conner to be seen. . .
Fudge : Oh Conner don't fucking tease me. . .Come out here now and I will kick your ass NOW!
TB : I think we're experiencing some problems in the back, this music must be a mistake. . .
KK : Pretty damn convenient mistake!
From out of no where Kevin Conner, slides into the ring behind Fudge, and Fudge turns around to be met with a Vicious chair shot to the face. . .
KK : Conner is Here! I knew he wasn't afraid. . .
TB : He jumped him!
Conner hovers above Fudge who is bleeding heavily, and as Fudge gets to his knees, Conner puts the chair to the floor, under Fudges face and then raises it very face, smashing it against Fudges Face, as he does Fudge flies backwards and tangles up in the ropes. . .
TB : HOLY SHIT! That was out of control!
Conner lies the chair against Fudges face, and runs to the other ropes, as he comes back, Fudge uses his superb flexibility and folds his legs around and grabs the chair with them, then throws it at Conner’s face with his feet, Conner falls backwards, and Fudge un tangles himself, he then calls on Conner to get up, Conner cautiously does. . .
TB : What the hell is Fudge doing?
KK : This has to be mind games
TB : You can feel the excitement in the crowd. . .
As Conner gets up he throws a right, it connects, and Fudge throws a right of his own, followed by a left, Conner then swings two rights and a left then a right again, the two continue throwing fists, Conner backs Fudge into the corner, as he does Fudge hits one hell of a right knocking Conner back, Fudge then vaults to the top and flies at Conner head first, Conner grabs the chair and smashes it against the head of an oncoming Fudge. . .
KK : Fudge is dead. . .
TB : That chair flew all around, it is in 10 or more pieces lying around here, that was insane!
Conner clenches his fists and then grins. . .
TB : Get some medics out here, Fudge hasn’t moved. . .
Conner reaches down his tights and pulls out a can of spray paint, he shakes it up and laughs. . .
KK : Huh?!
Conner pulls the straps off Fudges top down exposing his back, Conner then begins spraying on Fudges back, when he is done, he slides from the ring. . .
We look at Fudges back. . .
TB : Fudge has just been branded with the letters KMC. . .
KK : Conner takes point number one over Fudge. . .If he battles him at the January Pay Per View, Conner is one up right now!
Suddenly "One Armed Scissor" hits and out walks Grimjack with a mic and he gets in the ring.
TB: On no now what?
Grimjack: Conner don't you understand I can't have you guys hurting yourselves like this? You versus Fudge at the next pay per view sounds like a money match but not if you guys kill each other before then! Crash and Burn, the next pay per view, is going to be great. But to ensure it is so I'm going to have to suspend one of you guys. You're not allowed to touch each other until the match. So the person who I will suspend will be . . .
Grimjack looks Conner right in the eye.
Grimjack: Fudge.
TB: No he can't suspend Fudge! That's not fair!
The crowd is throwing things at them as Grimjack and Conner walk away laughing and EMTs check on Fudge.
TB: This is the match everyone’s been waiting for since last month, and Diamond’s been waiting for his entire career. Two Militia members go at it with the top prize on the line.
In a show of support all of the Militia except for Sett walks out to “Circles” and holding all their belts. They get into the ring together. The fans are still being unruly but not too loud. Suddenly though “One Armed Scissor” by At the Drive In hits and out walks the Legacy Department, Grimjack, Anderson and Conner. They get into the ring too and Grimjack has a mic. The Militia members start to walk over to the Legacy Department as if to start something.
Grimjack: Whoa settle down boys. I don’t have a problem. Do you have a problem? I don’t have a problem with you guys watching this match, but me, Kevin, and Big D want to watch too. Just so there aren’t any . . . problems.
Maxem and Diamond look pissed but they know there’s not much they can do about their president. Everyone but Diamond and Maxem and the ref leave the ring. The Legacy Department is on one side of the ring and the Militia on the other side.
TB: If anyone thinks these two teams aren’t going to get involved in this match they’re crazy.
KK: Oh still a dick in it. But I wonder where Sett is?
The bell rings and Diamond and Maxem shake hands then they get in a grapple. Maxem irish whips Diamond over into the turnbuckle and runs at him and delivers a splash jumping. He goes for a shoulder shot but Diamond jumps and turns it in to a sunset flip. He gets a two count as the crowd is getting loud.
KK: Diamond almost had Maxem beat already!
Maxem gets up and shakes his finger at Diamond saying you won’t trick me that easy old pal. They lock up again and Maxem over powers Diamond onto one knee and gets him in a headlock. Diamond gets back up and jumps in the air and flips Maxem over to get out of the headlock. Before Maxem can get back up Diamond tries to put the Cutting Edge Crossface on Maxem but Maxem catches one of Diamond’s arms. He twists it in an arm bar and lifts Diamond up. He wrenches Diamond’s arm behind his back. He pushes Diamond into the turnbuckle and he hits it stomach first knocking the wind out of him. Maxem hooks both of Diamond’s arms and drops him with and arm hooked powerbomb.
TB: What a move! Diamond has to be out after that.
Suddenly Grimjack gets up on the apron and starts yelling at Maxem. This causes a chant of “GILIPOLLAS GILIPOLLAS GILIPOLLAS!!!” from the crowd and trash to be thrown into the ring. Grimjack turns and gives them the finger but he doesn’t see Maxem come over and pull Grimjack into the ring. He pulls Grimjack to his feet and gives him the Technical Difficulties driving the crowd nuts. Anderson and Conner get up on the apron too and start to get into the ring but Fury and Fudge run over and pull them down and start beating on them. Meanwhile Diamond is up and he bulldogs Maxem down. Grimjack is out cold in the ring still.
TB: This is getting chaotic and I think Maxem could have won had it not been for that damn Grimjack. Good thing the Militia is here to keep things even.
Suddenly "November Rain" by Guns 'N' Roses hits and the huge Judge walks out and just stands in the aisle just inside the entrance so fans can’t throw trash at him.
KK: What the hell is he doing here!
TB: Well he gets to face the winner of this match! He’s probably just scouting the competition.
KK: Bull. He just likes playing mind games.
Maxem and Diamond look over and see Judge standing there. Grimjack is awake laying down and sees him too. They all look mad that he’s there. Nonetheless, Maxem and Diamond lock up again. Maxem lifts Diamond high for a Rikishi style belly to belly suplex.
KK: What a let down this match has been. These guys are such good friends they don’t even want to hit each other.
TB: They’re friends but I believe they’ll do what it takes to with this title.
Maxem picks Diamond up and gives him a brainbuster DDT. Maxem starts to work on Diamond’s leg with a leg lock.
KK: I knew Maxem had some evil in him. He knows about Diamond’s bad leg.
Diamond is in pain but he kicks Maxem in the head with his other leg and makes him let go. The kick to the head caused a gash to open up on Maxem’s forehead and it starts to bleed. Maxem gets up and feels his head, his hand comes back with blood. He looks at Diamond and gets pissed since they had agreed to keep it clean beforehand. Maxem starts to get mad and goes at Diamond with punches and kicks. He gets Diamond in the corner and starts mudhole stomping him visciously. Nick Fury gets on the ring apron and starts yelling at Maxem to calm down but Maxem not knowing what he’s doing lashes out and punches Fury knocking him off the apron.
TB: Maxem is flipping out in the ring!
Suddenly the HWAtron lights up to show Exxxtreme brutally attacking Sett in the parking lot. Exxxtreme slams Sett against the wall, head first as he falls down with a hugh thump sound. Exxxtreme starts stomping on Sett and gets a steel chair and smashes it on Sett's ribs.
Sett screams out in pain, as Exxxtreme continues giving him chair shots to the ribs as Exxxtreme smiles, he picks up Sett and grabs him by the head. Exxxtreme throws Sett into a parking lot, where they are both battaling it out. Exxxtreme wins the constant fists and sees a red hummer with the licnese plate of "Maxem".
Sett clotheslines Exxxtreme and XXX hits the car gently, as Sett goes for a charge Exxxtreme moves and slams his head against the window, and the window shatters as Exxxtreme pushes him in the drivers seat and Sett is a bloody mess with glass shattered all over the seat.
Exxxtreme than runs to the other side of the parking lot and runs back with a gas tank, Exxxtreme pours it all over the inside of the car and some on Sett. He smirks evily and lights a match and throws the match in the car as the HWAtron fades.
TB: What the hell! That’s where Sett is! That damn Exxxtreme is going to kill him!
Fudge and Fury run to the back to try and save Sett. Diamond is down in the corner and Maxem is standing their think about what to do next. All of a sudden the HWAtron lights up again and the hummer explodes and XXX is no where in sight, nor is Sett. Fudge and Fury get to the hummer and look around calling for someone to help and call the fire department. The HWAtron turns off and all of a sudden "Seek And Destroy" hits and fireworks blast from the pyros with red lights surrounding the arena.
Rage slides in the ring secretly as Diamond is knocked out cold and Maxem looks at the ramp. Rage puts a steel chair down on the middle of the canvas, as Rage sets Maxem up in a Reverse Death Rally Driver! As Rage is about to pull it off, Maxem gets out of it and trys to clothesline Rage, but Rage ducks and gives Maxem a Rageplosion on the steel chair! With the referee not seeing what happened, Rage gets Diamond and picks him up and sets him on top of Maxem, with the steel chair not being seen, Rage wakes up the ref and the ref goes for the count, as Rage leaves from the barricades smiling. 1 . . . 2 . . . no!
TB: That was so close and Diamond almost won with the help of Rage! That damn rookie almost cost Maxem the title! How did Maxem survive that Rageplosion on the chair?
Rage is standing their looking pissed but still proud of what he’d done.
Diamond is regaining his senses and slowly gets up. Maxem is still down with his huge form obscuring the chair from the ref’s view. Diamond goes to the top turnbuckle.
TB: I think I can see the Prism coming!
Grimjack gets up and tries to grab Diamond’s leg which really pisses the crowd off at him. He is pulling Diamond’s leg and Diamond kicks him back knocking him out of the ring making the crowd happy for a split second anyway. Diamond lines up for the prism on Maxem. Fans throw garbage at him making him lose his balance for a second but he regains it. He leaps off flipping in the air for the Prism swanton bomb but Maxem is able to roll out of the way and Diamond lands right on the chair. Diamond is devastated and holding his back in agony.
KK: That’s what he gets for trying so many high risk maneuvers.
TB: I don’t think Diamond knew about that chair.
Maxem gets up and goes over to Diamond. He picks him up and lifts him in the air. He holds him up there a few seconds and the crowd knows it’s coming, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON THE CHAIR.
TB: Oh sweet lord! That was huge! Diamond’s body must be destroyed! There it is, Technical Difficulties on Diamond and this one has to be over! Maxem is going for the pin! One! Two! Wait a minute! Grimjack just pulled the referee out of the ring! Where the hell did Grimjack come from!? Oh My God! Grimjack just clocked the referee!
KK: Well it's pretty obvious that Grimjack wasn't very pleased with the officiating in this match.
TB: Now what the hell is this!? Grimjack's in the ring and he’s got the steel chair!
KK: Oh don't worry Keith, Grimjack just wants that to sit on.
TB: Somehow I doubt that! Maxem is up, he has no idea what's going on! Oh my God! Grimjack just in-dented that steel chair into Maxem's skull and Maxem is down and I tell you folks, I think he is out!
KK: Serves Maxem right, that'll teach him to cross the boss.
TB: How can you justify this! And now Grimjack is trash talking Maxem! Wait a minute! Michael Diamond just skipped right back up to his feet! Michael Diamond is up and Grimjack has no idea!
KK: Oh no! Look out Grimjack! Behind you!
TB: And now Diamond is stalking behind Grimjack and our president has no idea! And Grimjack turning out... Spear! Spear! Michael Diamond just Speared Grimjack and that'll teach you for interfering in this match!
KK: Oh no! Somebody help!
TB: Grimjack stumbling up to his feet now and Michael Diamond just Clotheslined Grimjack over the top rope and out of the ring!
KK: That's no way to treat our president, here... let me go help him.
TB: Sit down Keith! And now Michael sees his opportunity! Maxem is out cold and Michael Diamond can win this one right here! Wait a minute, Michael Diamond is going top rope! He's going to go for The Prism! Does he dare?
KK: Ryan Maxem is not in a good way here Trent!
TB: Michael Diamond is perched up top rope and there he goes! Prism! Prism! Michael Diamond connects on The Prism and this one's over! The referee is back in and here's the count! One! Two! Three! Yes! Yes! Michael Diamond is the new World Champion!
KK: Who cares about that, is Grimjack all right?
TB: Michael Diamond is living his dream as he hoists the World Title belt above his head! And folks, you gotta believe he deserves it.
Diamond looks back over at the entrance and sees Judge is still there. Judge and Diamond are staring each other down from afar.
KK: Hey! Look! Grimjack's back!
TB: Grimjack back in the ring and he's stomping away at the defeated Maxem and Michael Diamond has no idea what's going on!
KK: You know that's not true Trent, Grimjack helped Michael Diamond win the title... they were in on it together!
TB: I highly doubt that! Uh oh! Michael Diamond has now seen Grimjack and I think Grimjack can sense something's not right! And now the two are deadlocked in a staredown! I think it might be wise for Grimjack to high-tail it out of there before the new World Champion gets his hands on him!
KK: Wait a minute! Look Trent! It's Cassandra Starr!
TB: Oh man! Cassandra slid into the ring and delivered a Low Blow from behind on our new World Champion!
KK: Ouch, that's got to hurt!
TB: And now Cassandra pulling Michael up and oh man, a Starr Drop! What in the hell is going on here!?
KK: I don't know Trent but it looks like we're about to find out! Cassandra's got a mic in hand!
Cassandra: You people who boo me just now should reconsider where your heat is directed to. For laying before me is the man who labels himself as "Your Hero" when he is nothing more than a sorry excuse for a human being. You see, before joining the HWA, Michael Diamond and I were lovers. We were as happy as can be. But then, I got pregnant. And that's when things went to hell. Michael wanted no part in me and my unborn child... all he cared about was pursuing his wrestling career. So he abandoned me and I was forced to raise my child all on my own. But because I was such a nice person, I was able to forgive Michael Diamond for not being man enough to raise a child. But then, I found out that while I was slaving over our son, he was off sleeping around with other women. Well no more will I sit back and let you people cheer for this man! So you people can call me a bitch and swear at me all you want, the fact of the matter is that I could not, in good conscience, let this travesty continue. For the truth is, "Your Hero" is really the asshole in this story... whether you like it or not!
Cassandra walks out to loud boos and walks through the entranceway where Judge is no longer anywhere to be seen. Both Maxem and Diamond are out cold in the ring and the crowd hates how this match ended. Grimjack is still in the ring and Anderson and Conner join him. The obscene chanting is at an all time high as the 100 thousand plus sold out stadium is very mad at the men in the ring. Grimjack gets a mic.
Grimjack: This will teach the Militia to cross us. They messed with the wrong people. Sometimes people need to be taught a lesson. Now Jam is over and we’re getting out of this hellhole. And never coming back. Adios amigos!!!
Sensing that things are getting hostile, the security guards in riot gear surround the ring. The Mexican crowd is losing it and they start to descend upon the ring. The guards fires cans of tear gas into the crowd to keep them at bay and shoots rubber bullets. Military officials who were waiting outside the stadium in case this happened rush into the stadium and attempt to help out. Grimjack, Anderson and Conner stand in the ring and seem surprised that this is happening. Security officials grab them and rush them out of the ring.
TB: This is chaos! I’m getting out of here!
KK: Me too! My job isn’t worth my life!
The security and military are trying to do their best and helicopters are circling overhead but they’re still no match for a 114,000 proud mob that is now in a full riot. Wrestlers from the locker room who weren’t involved in the last match come running out to try and help and save people who aren’t rioting from being hurt. Guards are attempting to whisk Grimjack to the entranceway because they realize the crowd wants to hurt him most of all but before they can get their the crowd catches them and they beat up Grimjack and the guards. Anderson and Conner try to help but they too are overcome by the angry mob. The crowd grabs Grimjack and starts to beat him with kicks. Then they pick him up and soon he is being carried away by everyone as if he was crowd surfing, right out the entrance way as the riot spills out into the night. All the while chanting “KILL THE AMERICAN DOG” in Spanish.
The next day a special news conference is held in a secret location just outside of Mexico City. HWA vice president Chris Million walks into the room and reporters immediately start taking pictures and asking questions. He quiets them down.
Million: I have a short statement to make and that is all. The HWA is very sorry about the events that occurred last night at our pay per view Jam. Unfortunately not everyone had a good time and felt the need to riot, causing untold amounts of damage and human suffering. We do not have a count of number of people hurt or dead at this point. At this point it looks small which is good considering what could have happened if we were not prepared for this. But it is with a heavy heart that I announce that my boss and friend, Marion Smith also known as “Grimjack”, the president of HWA, is currently missing. I will take over the running of the HWA in his absence. If you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Grimjack please contact the authorities as I have set a million dollar reward for his return. And Grimjack, if you’re hearing this, know that we are looking for you.
Chris Million walks out of the room as reporters are begging him for questions.