A promotional video for EOE airs, and then the opening pyros go off, everything being cast in an eerie gray mist, as the colour scheme for the PPV is very gray and dark. The fans have brought the usual eclectic mix of signs like "Morgoth for President?", "Judge, Jury & Executioner", "Marry Me, Conner", and "N.G. W-ho?".
(The lights dim to an absolute black...)
TB: What the hell?
KK: Great, I guess PSE&G caught up with HWA...
TB: I'm not so sure an electric company is what is going on here... take a look at the screen, Keith!
(A red glow emerges as clouds begin floating past the screen... the letters then fade in reading:
Through Death...
Through Life...
Loyalty; Respect; Power; Luxury.
(Just then the clouds fade out to black and the lights re-appear in the stadium)
TB: Okay, That was weird...
KK: Those words sound familiar though... I just can't put my finger on it...
TB: Shawn Clover with lots of energy there ahead of his match with Fat Larry White.
KK: Yes but is it enough to beat the Fat Man?!
"Trouble With Me" by Barry White hits and Larry comes down to the ring in his motorised invalidity buggy as per usual. He gets out as the buggy reaches the ring and the crowd show him their approval. Larry climbs up the ring steps and gets into the ring.
KK: Look! Larry's exhausted already! He has only just got into the ring and he's half dead!
Shawn Clover is unsure as to what he should make of Larry White. An experienced wrestler, Larry approaches Clover. He tries to tie Clover up in a sleeper but Clover manages to wriggle out. He runs to the opposite end of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and drop kicks Larry. Larry flails backward, but doesn't fall back. Clover runs to the ropes again, and hits Larry with another drop kick. This time, Larry falls back against the ring ropes. Clover is ready for him though and hits Larry with a neck breaker. Larry eats the mat.
TB: Ah, what a shame for Larry.
KK: But Trent.... Larry hardly ever wins! Thats half of his appeal!
TB: Yeah I guess... but I do really enjoy it when he humiliates his opponents!
KK: Well this isn't one of those times - look, Clover is on the top turnbuckle.
TB: I bet he's going for the 'give me shillings'. His pot of Gold finisher won't work on Larry, as he's simply too large, at 450lbs.
KK: Yeah, and he's lost weight recently too!
Sure enough, Clover leaps off the turnbuckle, executing the Give me me shillings (elbow drop to the kidneys). Clover makes the cover 1-2-3 and it's over.
TB: Shawn Clover gets into winning ways here!
KK: Well done to Clover. He beat a cripple.
TB: Keith!
KK: What?!
TB: You can't say that!
KK: I'm getting something from the back, Trent... lets go there...
The camera is scrambling to the back to find something, and we hear yelling and soon enough we find the problem. Bigg Money is on the ground riving in pain with a monkey wrench by his leg which he is holding.
TB: Bigg Money has just been taken out!
KK: Conner did it! I know Conner did it, he knew he couldn’t win their match! What a dirty sick SOB.
TB: You don’t know that Keith, although it would seem logical, I just don’t think Conner would ever hurt a crippled person. No matter how much he hated them.
KK: Someone needs to help Bigg Money, he probably wont able to be the referee in this match.
TB: He looks well for a man who just had a heart attack!
KK: Don't be so cynical Trent!
"Step Up" by Drowning Pool hits and the HWA Commisioner, "Awesome D" Anderson comes down to ringside with a mike in hand.
ADA: I've some bad news HWA fans. It seems The Real Hero has suffered a recurrence of his shoulder injury in training, and so this match cannot take place. Therefore, I have no choice but to award the match to Judge.
Judge demands that the bell be rung. It is. Then, Judge demands that the referee count The Real Hero be counted out. Looking disgusted, the referee does the count. Then, Judge engages in a celebration of Kurt Angle proportions. Looking like he's just won an olympic Gold medal. The fans boos do little to discourage Judge. Eventually we go to some footage from the back.
The scene opens up in Morgoth's office. Morgoth is doing some stretching exercises ahead of his match when the "you've got mail" voice sounds around the room. Morgoth stops stretching and wanders over to the computer. He presses a few buttons and then stares at the screen. His facial expression turns from passive, to inquisitive. As he reads more it turns to disbelief and then anger. He picks up the monitor and throws it against the far wall.
TB: What the hell is this all about?!
KK: Beats me!
Morgoth starts trying to trash the computer, but just before he is able to, the cameraman gets a quick look at the monitor's screen which reads:
Due to your poor performance as President of the HWA, your contract has been terminated with immediate effect. At the end of Eve of Extinction, you must leave the arena immidiately.
Yours,
HWA Entertainment Ltd
KK: You saw that?!
TB: No wonder Morgoth is mad!
KK: He's going CRAZY!
TB: Who on earth is behind that email?
KK: Must be the HWA Owners.
TB: Yes, but who ARE they? Since Ron Royalty was forced out by David Jackson, we have no idea who the owners are......
KK: The first world title defense since the HWA title was back up for grabs.
The two tie up and Conner grabs TK’s in a head lock. Conner takes him down but TK locks in a head scissors but Conner kips up out of it. They stare each other down. TK charges at Conner who side steps, TK bounces off the ropes Conner goes on his back and TK leaps over. Conner leaps up and hit’s a spinning wheel kick and TK is down. Conner gets up and gloats. TK is up to his feet quickly but Conner throws him in the corner. They hit a loud chop and another.
TB: Such an even match.
KK: Such loud chops.
After a third TK reverses it and starts to hit chops of his own. Conner then falls and rolls outside. TK then leaps over the top but Conner moves out of the way and TK crashes on the ground.
TB: TK went for all or nothing there.
KK: And he got nothing
Conner goes to stand on the ring apron and hit’s a moonsalt down on TK and the crowd chants holy shit.
TB: a moonsalt off the ring apron.
Conner holds his ribs and rolls TK in to the ring. Conner then gets on the apron and then flip dives over landing on TK stomach. Conner makes the cover but its no good only a two.
KK: Trying to win early.
TB: He does have that match against Pocket Change later on tonight.
Conner picks TK up by his head but TK breaks out and swats Conner’s hands away and leaps up with a dropkick. TK then picks up Conner twists his arms and goes the corner and hits Balancing Act sending Conner rolling to the outside on the other side of the ring. TK then runs for a baseball slide but Conner side steps and gives TK a punch in the mouth. Conner then hit’s a suplex on the mat. Conner rolls in the ring and TK is getting up and Conner hit’s a suicide dive through the ropes, but Conner over shoots it not getting all if it and hit’s the barricade.
TB: Conner didn’t hit that like he wanted.
KK: He’s going out to win that title
TK gets up first as Conner holds his head. He rolls Conner in the ring and goes up top. He leaps off and his big splash TK covers… one, two.. Conner kicks out. TK looks at the ref can’t believing he kicked out. TK picks up Conner and hit’s a brain buster. TK goes and waits for Conner to get up and calls for the Tiger Eye! TB: This could be it. Tiger Knight calling for the Tiger Eye.
KK: Woo, hoo..
TB: I sense your sarcasm.
Conner gets up and turns around TK leaps up but Conner grabs him in a full nelson and hit’s a suplex. Conner and TK are down. Conner picks up TK, but TK pushes him off and then hit’s the Tiger Eye. TK floats in the cover.. One… two… th….. CONNER KICKS OUT
TB: Conner kicked out of the Tiger Eye.
TK picks up Conner and goes for another but Conner reverses it turns him around kicks him in his stomach and hit’s a Conner Clash. HE rolls in the cover one… two… TK kicks out but Conner rolls back and before TK can do anything he’s met with a super kick. Conner picks TK and puts him on the rope in corner. He climbs up there but TK slaps Conner and jumps down. TK then puts Conner on the top turn buckle and Conner kicks him then grabs his head. Conner the lifts him up and hit’s a pile driver from the second rope and fans chant holy shit
KK: Wow, Conner putting on an exhibition here!
Conner goes to make the cover, 1-2-KICKOUT!
TB: How in the name of everything that is holy?!
Then though, Kevin hits the Celtic Call. He covers TK again 1-2-3!
TB: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
KK: KEVIN CONNER BECOMES THE NEW HWA CHAMPION FOR THE SECOND TIME!!
TB: Isn't it third time?
KK: No clue!! Who cares! Kevin Conner wins a hard fought match to become champion once again.
TB: Hey Keith, look at the screen!
KK: Holy Shit.....
The words "HWA GET READY. YOUR NEW PRESIDENT ARRIVES AT SURVIVAL" are on the screen, with a flashing full stop button at the end.
KK: I think this has to be from the HWA Owners... Nobody else could be behind this.
TB: I think you're right Keith, but who the hell could it be?
KK: Beats me. New Chamption. New President..... Lotta change around here....
KK: It’s the golden boy vs. the president.
TB: Ex-President.
KK: Oh shit, yeah! I guess the guy is just fulfilling his agreement now.
TB: Imagine it though... getting fired by email! KK: It does suck for Morgoth. I just wannt know who these mystery owners are!
TB: Yeah, me too. It would certainly answer many questions.
KK: How about this one. Kevin Hurts. How will he far without his HWA help?! I can’t stand Kevin Hurts, I really can't.
TB: Why? The man is giving it all he has and is doing a good job.
KK: Yeah, thanks to Morgoth.
When the match is about to begin, the lights go out and on the big screen appears the letters “NGW” A spotlight hits on the top of stage and two men in “carver” masks come out stand at the top of the stage. The lights come back on The men stand there.
KK: Trent look the NGW are here just like they said!
TB: We have a match to call.
“Mistakes” by Godsmack hits and Morgoth makes his way down to the ring. He doesn’t do anything special but he gets to the ring and poses for some pictures for the final time. Lights in arena dim as “Immortal” by Adema plays and blue strobe lights kick on. Hurts then runs and the fans applauded. He runs down to the ring and slides in and even before taking off his belt he attacks Morgoth and begins to hammer the big man.
TB: He’s proving he doesn’t want to be the golden boy
KK: He could at least take his title off, man this guys a freak.
TB: That’s what he calls himself.
Morgoth rolls out of the ring and collects his thoughts but Hurts bounces off the ropes and runs towards Morgoth hit’s a flip dive over the top rope!
TB: FREAKIN’ INSANE.. He calls that move. Not many men can do that.
The crowd gives Hurts a pop. He grabs Morgoth by his head but Morgoth pokes him in his eye. He grabs a chair and charges at Hurts but Hurts hit’s a drop toe hold and Morgoth falls onto the chair which falls onto the steel steps. He’s cut open but not badly!
KK Our president is bleeding!
TB: Ex-President
KK: Oh yeah.
Hurts takes off his X-Treme Title belt and begins to smack Goth on the back with it like a strap. Goth goes and gets something from under the ring. Hurts gloats to the fans a little but turns around and Goth tosses something at Hurts face, its powder and Hurts turns around and is met with a big boot by Goth.
KK: We have a new champion!
Goth rolls him in the ring and covers. One, Two, .. But Hurts kick out. Goth looks up the ref and tells him to count quicker and reminds him that he’s President.
TB: What an abuse of power!
Goth turns to look at Hurts is wiping the powder from his eyes. But then Hurts hit’s a standing back flip enziguri.
TB: Spirit Breaker! Hurts needs to capitalize.
Hurts gets up and begins to stomp on Goth. He goes outside and grabs a chair and rolls back in the ring He waits for him to get up but Goth rolls out of the ring and yells at the ref “Take the chair from him!”
TB: Look at this abuse of power! This is sick.
KK: Well you can’t use chairs.
TB: In X-Treme Matches you can, Keith
The Ref gets Hurts to toss the chair outside and Morgoth gets back in. They lock up and Hurts is tossed to the other side of the ring. But Hurts rolls out of it gets up and kicks the big man in his legs.
TB: He’s trying to chop the big tree down.
Goth then shoves him in his face. Hurts runs at him but gets hit with a sidewalk slam. Goth then rolsl outside and grabs the steal chair and gets back in the ring.
TB: So Morgoth can use the chair but Hurts can’t!
KK: Morgoth is President, Hurts is not!
Goth then smacks Hurts in the head with the chair and its dented. Hurts is busted open a little bit. Goth places the chair down and calls for The Goth. He grabs Hurts by the neck and lifts him up but Hurts reverses it and ends up hitting THE FREAK OUT on the chair and crowd chants holy shit!
TB: THE FREAK OUT on the chair!
KK: He just reversed The Goth into that rollover piledriver call The Freak Out.
Hurts puts his arm over and the ref makes the count… one…. Two… three!
TB: HURTS WINS!! HE BEAT THE MORGOTH! Can he finally put the cheating allegations behind him?
KK: Never mind that! Those creepy guys in Carver masks are coming...
TB: These people just need stop.
They get in the ring and look at Kevin Hurts, and then down at Morgoth. They then stomp on Morgoth and Kevin Hurts leaves, wanting nothing to do with them. They put the boots to Morgoth.
TB: C’mon the man just went through a rough match.
KK: I don’t have a good feeling about this. Is Hurts getting help AGAIN?!
They pick Morgoth up and throw him out of the ring. Another man in a carver mask comes out and points up to the screen. It reads “WE TOLD YOU NO ONE IS SAFE!”
TB: What is Conner doing?
KK: He got scared
TB: Highly doubtful
(Conner then turns around and out comes his sister Shannon. Pocket Change is then flipping out.)
TB: ITS SHANNON!!
KK: THIS IS UNFAIR!
TB: SHE DECIDED TO COME!
(Conner gets in the ring and gives a thumbs up to his sister. The two men circle each other looking dead on. The music shuts off and the fans in the arena are going insane chanting for Conner.)
TB: Can you feel this electricity?
KK It truly is electric
(Suddenly “Closer” by NIN plays and the crowd looks up at the ramp and Bigg Money comes out limping in pain on crutches. The crowd then goes to loud boos.)
KK: YES, YES HE MADE IT! He has the ref shirt on and everything!
(Bigg Money struggles to get in the ring and does. He limps around holding on the ropes and calls for the bell.)
TB: HERE WE GO. This is one of the most personal rivalries in wrestling history and its coming to an end TONIGHT
KK: Its not coming to an end, but it is the first meeting between these two!
(The two men are talking trash and Conner points at the ref and crowd is making so much noise. The two men step in the middle of the ring and the crowd gets even louder.)
TB: Here they go! I cant even hear myself talk!
KK: That’s not a bad thing!
(They are nose to nose. Pocket Change backs up a step then slaps Conner hard in the face. Conner puts his hand on his face raises his hand and FLICKS POCKET CHANGE ON THE FOREHEAD! Pocket Change falls down and Conner covers.. Bigg Money comes over and makes a fast one, two, three! He calls for the bell. The crowd is shocked and booing as they don’t know what happened)
TB: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
KK: What is going on!?
(Shannon looks shocked and in aw. She gets in the ring and Pocket Change, Conner and Bigg Money are smiling and shaking hands. Shannon turns Conner around as she has a microphone in hand.)
Shannon: What the hell is this?
TB: Yeah get answers!
(Conner smirks and takes the microphone from her.)
Kevin Conner: This, standing behind me! This is family! You are not! I told you I wanted you here for this!
(They laugh and Conner pushes his sister in the face to the ground. She then starts to cry and runs up the ramp the back. The three are in the middle of the ring raising their hands and Bigg Money is still limping. Then the lights go out1 The crowd still booing and throwing trash at the ring stop and on the big screen says the letters “NGW”A spot light hits on the top of the stage and this time one man makes his way to the ring in a carver mask. He gets in the ring and the lights come back on. Conner, Change, and Money are all looking at each other shocked and little scared. The crowd is cheering and chanting “Kick Their Ass”
TB: I agree with the fans, what is going on?
(There is a stair down. Then Conner smirks and shakes the man in the carver masks hand. The man takes the mask off and reveals its Kevin Hurts. The crowd then boos one more.)
TB: KEVIN HURTS! He was tied in to this whole thing?
(The crowd is booing so loudly and throwing shit at the ring.)
Kevin Conner: Like I said, this is family. But this not any ordinary type of family, this, is something new. In this ring before your eyes are is the NGW, this is the NEW GENERATION OF WRESTLING! We are the most dominate force in wrestling world. PC says it the best. YOU CAN’T CHANGE THIS! The New Generation of Wrestling is going to kick anyone’s ass that tires to stop us and that’s simple because THAT’S JUST THE WAY WE ARE!”
(They laugh and Kevin Hurts grabs the microphone.)
Kevin Hurts: And the truth hurts…. don’t it?
TB: I can’t believe this. I’m going to get answers.
KK: Go get ‘em Trent.
Trent goes running to the ring as the fans continue to toss an array of garbage toward the ring. He walks up the steps and walks right up to Conner.
TB: What in the hell are you doing Kevin?… Why would you align yourself with these three men? You are an HWA icon… The fans are entitled to some answer!
KC: You’re right I am an HWA icon, that’s why I can do whatever the hell I damn well please. I align myself with my family. These are the people when I was growing up and perused wrestling Pocket Change supported me. These men Mike….I mean Bigg Money and Pocket Change where behind me. This has been planned forever. These two are my brothers and we gave Kevin Hurts a proposal that he couldn’t refuse. These fans can boo me, but I did this for me, I did this because without them I am better then I am with them. And with Money, Change, and Hurts in my corner I am truly great!
TB: And you Pocket Change! You hate these two men why would you and Bigg Money form an alliance with them?
PC: I’ll tell you why. This is bigger than the HWA. This is bigger than wrestling itself. Like Kevin said we’ve been planning this forever. Just think all of you ignorant fans fell for it to. Every drop of blood that we shed was all a part of our plan. Every insult we spewed was planned. Everything was all a part of our devious plan. The match between me and Hurts was all a part of our plan, then that bastard Morgoth had to get involved… No matter! He’ll get his!
Bigg Money then gets the mike.
BM: After I got out of my coma Conner came to see me and we came up with the whole him trying to kill me thing… And you all thought that was real! HAHAHAHAHA! What idiots! Think about it if he tried to kill me on film, don’t you think he’d be in jail! You idiots!
TB: Well I guess your right but that would bring me to you Hurts. Now we know Conner, Change, and Money are all family, but why would YOU chose to be in this group?
KH: Its simple. They gave me an offer I couldn’t refuse. They told me I would be a bigger star then I already am. I watched HWA before I came in here and I was a huge fan with Conner. Why wouldn’t I want to align myself with the best in the business. Together the New Generation Of Wrestling is the most powerful and unstoppable force in the HWA. And that’s the truth!
TB: Well I guess you all are set in your ways. I think this is the worst decision ever but… Oh well!
Trent starts walking away and Change grabs him and takes the mike again.
PC: Oh one last thing. The NGW is going to take this company apart. We said no one is safe… That includes you.
KK: Oh my god Trent get out of there!
Change grabs Trent and throws him to Bigg Money. Trent is scared to death. Bigg Money whips him into the ropes and Change gives him the FULL HOPPER!
KK: Holy SH*T! He’s not a wrestler
Trent is laid out and Bigg Money climbs the hopes and hits off with THE MONEY SHOT! They start laughing and Hurts picks up Trent and hit’s THE FREAK OUT.
KK: This is not fair! Stop this.
Conner back everyone off. He then helps Trent to his feet is on dream street. But then pick shim on his shoulders and gives him THE CELTIC CALL. They laugh and celebrate and Conner grabs the mike.
KC: This is only the first causality! This is the NEW GENERATION OF WRESTLING!
Conner drops the mike and the foursome celebrate in the middle of the ring. Pocket Change then goes outside and grabs his chair. He goes to Trent and takes some blood off Trent’s head and smears it on his chair. The camera fades out with the letters NGW.