1st December 2002
1st December 2002
The scene opens up and Maxem, Sett, and Fury are seen getting out of a limo behind the Toyko Dome. They laugh and smirk with each other as Maxem slaps his World Title belt which he got back last week.
Maxem: You know I my not still know who that prick is but I got this belt back. That's all I care about.
Sett: And The Militia is stronger then ever. We can't be stopped.
The Militia head inside the building. The camera pans back to see the Masked Man standing by the limo with the limo driver bloody laying on the ground.
The scene opens up inside the enormous sold out Tokyo Dome in Tokyo Japan where the place is so loud that you can’t hear a thing but the sound of Japanese people screaming as pyros are shooting off and wrestler videos are playing on the HWAtron. Keith Kincaid and Trent Brown are seen at ringside.
TB: Keith I don’t know about you but I’m feeling the energy tonight.
KK: Yes, last week in Brazil we had success but I think this will be even better as the Japanese fans have really welcomed us in, these people know wrestling and this is great.
TB: Well let’s get this shindig on the road and let’s have our first match between two newcomers.
The HWA theme hits and Brian walks out to the ramp. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He starts to pose for the fans. All of the sudden the lights go dim, the fans are quiet…All of a sudden You know your Right by Nirvana plays and out comes The Heretic.
KK: What a mean looking man
TB: Yes very…Looks like Brian is going to meet him half way up the ramp.
Brian gets out of the ring and runs up towards the ramp. He tries to spear Heretic, but Heretic drop kicks Brian, making him fall and hit his head on the steel ramp. Heretic picks up Brian and brings him into the ring. Heretic gives Brian a snap suplex before putting him into a head lock.
KK: What am impressive move.
TB: Heretic is keeping that head lock in. He’s squeezing the neck really hard. Him and Brian stand up, but Brian reverses with a chin breaker, sending Heretic to the floor…er canvas. Brian kicks Heretic in the gut, hoping to slow him down.
Brian holds up Heretic and tries to low blow him, but Heretic blocks the shot and sends Brian straight into the ground with a DDT. Heretic picks up Brian and throws him out of the ring. Heretic climbs on the top turn buckle closest to him. Brian struggles to get up and when he actually does, Heretic jumps and lands a BIG drop kick. Brian falls back down. Heretic gets up and throws Brian back in the ring. Heretic hops back and picks up Brian. He throws Brian against the ropes and delivers a big boot in the face. Brian falls to the ground and Heretic goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out.
KK: Man, this is pretty cool.
TB: What do you mean? You usually don’t like boring matches.
KK: Oh, I wasn’t talking about this match, I was talking about this cool new HWA Video Game.
TB: BAH! You can’t wait before promoting the Video Game?
KK: Nope.
TB: Keep that to your self. Heretic picks up Brian and gives him a devastating Death Valley Driver. Heretic goes to pin him again, 1…2…kick out again! Brian just won’t stay down.
KK: Maybe if he-
TB: Man, shut up and help call the match. Heretic stomps Brian into the canvas. He picks up Brian again and delivers a Cross Powerbomb.
TB: THE ORIGINAL SIN! HE HIT HIS FINISHER! He goes to the cover 1…2…3! Heretic wins!
Commercial break
Trent Brown: Well I'm sure we'll be heading straight into one of the big matches we have tonight...
("Young Grow Old" by Creed plays over the PA system as "Awesome D" Anderson and Summer make their way to the ring.)
Trent Brown: Well, I guess not. ADA and Summer have seen fit to interrupt the proceedings here in Tokyo.
Keith Kincaid: We should always be so lucky.
Trent Brown: A couple of months ago, we were "lucky." He came out at the beginning of every show.
Keith Kincaid: Shut up, he's about to talk.
Summer: Japanese morons, sit down and shut up, because the baddest man in wrestling is about to speak. And you all should listen, because we all know that Japanese men don't "measure" up to "Awesome D" Anderson.
"Awesome D" Anderson: I...
(The crowd is booing so loudly, that he barely gets started. He waits a few moments and starts again.)
"Awesome D" Anderson: I came out here tonight, because I've gotten over losing the HWA title to Ryan Maxem. In fact, I have something that I'd like to say to Ryan Maxem. Please come out, Maxem.
Trent Brown: What could he possibly have to say to Maxem?
Keith Kincaid: He's probably going to be a real man and kick his ass.
("Circles" by Incubus plays and Ryan Maxem comes down to the ring. He is cautious about getting in the ring. Anderson offers to hold the open for him.)
"Awesome D" Anderson: C'mon, Maxem. It's okay. This is a peaceful conversation. There you go. Now Maxem, I was pretty pissed when you beat me for that title in my own match, a TLC match. But it's okay now. I wanted to show you that everything is okay now. So tonight, we're going to have "Ryan Maxem Appreciation Night." Bring out the cake!
(Some festive music that resembles "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow," but it's not because Grim didn't want to pay the royalties. Grimjack rolls out one of those giant cakes that looks like a stripper will pop out of it down the ramp. Grimjack joins the party in the ring as some confetti and streamers fall from the ceiling.)
Grimjack: Maxem, we've decided that if we couldn't have "Awesome D" as our world champion, then you will do nicely. So we are having "Ryan Maxem Appreciation Night" in honor of the HWA champion. Even though you and I have a match tonight, I want you to know that it will be a fair match so that we can have a classic.
"Awesome D" Anderson: So, Maxem, I just wanted to extend my hand in peace and say good luck with your title match tonight. You will need it.
(Suddenly, Kevin Conner pops out of the cake behind Maxem wearing a pink thong, a top hat, and a bowtie with a lead pipe in his hand. He jumps in the ring and nails Maxem with the pipe. Anderson, Grimjack, and Conner stomp a mudhole in Maxem.)
Trent Brown: I should have known that this whole thing was a setup. What the hell is Conner wearing?! Anderson and Grimjack are holding Maxem up. Conner cracks Maxem in the head with the pipe!
Grimjack: That title comes back to the Legacy Department tonight. Give him an adjustment, Big D.
(Anderson gives Maxem the Attitude Adjuster powerbomb in the center of the ring.)
"Awesome D" Anderson: We're going to make sure you give us back our title tonight, you little BITCH. Hey, "Rico", take your pipe back to the locker room.
Kevin Conner: Why did you guys make me wear this? This is embarrassing...
Trent Brown: What a disturbing turn of events. Maxem is laid out in the ring.
Keith Kincaid: It looks like Maxem will be dropping the title to Grimjack tonight, perhaps both titles.
Grimjack starts to leave and Maxem starts to get up, Anderson and Conner sit and lean up against the ropes and wait for their match which is next.
Commercial Break
The scene fades in with all 6 men in the ring. Conner and Anderson gang up on Fury while Diamond and Fudge gang up on Hartman. Conner and Anderson double team fury and throw him out of the ring. They both get out of the ring. Diamond and Fudge throw Hartman against the ropes and they double clothesline him. Diamond goes to his respective corner as Fudge begins to work on Hartman. The ref rings the bell to officially start the match. Fudge picks Hartman over his head and throws him onto the canvas. On the outside Conner and Anderson snap suplex fury before they get in their corner. Fury is still on the ground, his back is hurting really badly. He gets the strength to crawl over to his corner. Diamond helps Fury onto the ropes. Back in the ring Fudge has Hartman in a half Boston crab. The ref checks to see if Hartman gives up, but he keeps on shaking his head no. Fudge applies a lot of pressure but Hartman still doesn’t give up. Conner gets out of his corner and clotheslines Fudge. The ref yells at Conner and backs him into the corner. While the ref has his back turned Fury comes out of his corner and starts to kick Hartman in the head. Before the ref turns back around, Fury goes back into his corner.
TB: Cheap shots by both teams.
KK: Not very nice if I say so my self.
TB: What do you know about being nice?
KK: Shut up and watch the match, we don’t want to hear you constant bickering
TB: I am about to pop you in the face.
Hartman tags in Diamond. The ref signals for the tag. Diamond goes over to Hartman and starts to repeatedly kick him in the back of the head. Diamond tries to go for the prism, but gets stopped in his tracks by Anderson who boots Diamond in the face. Suddenly everyone gets involved in the match. The punches and the kicks land everywhere. Conner spears Diamond outside the ring. Hartman clotheslines Fudge and starts beating him on the ground. Anderson and fury start to go at it. Both of them trade punches. They lock up and Anderson suplex’s Fury. He tries to pin him, but the ref wouldn’t have it.
KK: Who is the legal man?
TB: I don’t know. Every body is in the ring, well except Conner and Diamond.
On the outside Conner and Diamond keep on dueling it out. Conner tries to irish whip Diamond into the ring post but Diamond reverses it and sends Conner into it. Back inside the ring Anderson takes Fury and implements the Attitude Adjuster. Anderson tries to go for another pin but the ref still wont count because of the mayhem in and outside of the ring.
KK: Come on ref! Make the count!
TB: The Ref and Anderson are argueing.
Hartman and Fudge go back to their corners. Anderson picks up Fury and throws him in the turnbuckle. Anderson runs towards Fury, trying to give him a big boot but Fury ducks and Anderson catches his foot on the turnbuckle. Fury low blows Anderson. The ref gets up in Fury’s face saying if he did that again his team would be disqualified. Fury shoves the ref, but the ref shoves back and sends Fury to the ground. Fury gets back up and goes over to tag Fudge. Fudge gets in and side kicks Anderson.
KK: Wow, the ref is getting in this match.
TB: Looks that way.
Anderson falls to the ground, hard. Fudge goes on the top turnbuckle and does a frog splash on Anderson, he goes to pin him, 1…2…kick out! Fudge picks up Anderson and European uppercuts him several times. He arm wrenches Anderson, but Anderson tumbles and reverses the hold. Fudge leg sweeps Anderson. TB: Every body is getting out of the ring again! Every body except Fudge and Anderson who keep on battling it out. Fudge throws Anderson against the ropes, Anderson shoots back and out of no where lands the Attitude Adjuster!
Anderson stumbles back a little tired when suddenly Conner slides in and covers Fudge. The ref makes the count. 1! 2! 3! Anderson, Conner, and Hartman win! But Anderson looks pissed. He’s yelling at the ref asking why he wouldn’t count all those times and he’s getting very mad.
TB: Ha ha it looks like Conner stole some of Anderson’s thunder. He doesn’t like to be upstaged and he’s mad that he didn’t get the win for the team.
Everyone is laid out except for Anderson and Conner, both of whom just start walking to the back not talking to each other. Suddenly though Rage, eXXXtreme and Jack, the Immortals come running down the ramp. As Anderson and Conner are walking up the ramp though Anderson just holds his arm out and clotheslines the running Jack into the air. Anderson and Conner start laughing, it eases the friction between them. Rage and eXXXtreme look back at them and Anderson and Conner shrug at them, they help Jack up and keep going as the crowd is laughing. Anderson and Conner leave to the back as the Immortals get to Nick Fury’s prone form and start mudhole stomping him. They pick him up and guillotine his neck on the guardrail. Then they start beating on him some more. Suddenly Ryan Maxem and Sett come running down to cheers and Diamond and Fudge are up and the Militia chases the Immortals away through the crowd as the fans are cheering them.
TB: I don’t understand why the Immortals keep picking fights with the Militia, don’t they understand the Militia is unbeatable?
KK: Oh stop kissing ass for ten seconds Trent.
Commercial
The scene opens back up.
TB: Now this next match should be interesting. Two good friends, eXXXtreme and Rage, take on Craven and Morgoth in a tag match. People have been wondering why Grimjack put Morgoth and Craven as a tag team because these two don’t like each other much.
KK: Yeah Rage and eXXXtreme were impressive last week when they were helping the Legacy Department battle the Militia, I think these guys have a great chance tonight against two guys who most likely won’t be on the same page as partners.
Morgoth walks out looking pissed at having to be here, then Craven walks out and looks the same. They look at each other and don’t even talk. Suddenly "Ride Of Your Life" by Nuerotica hits and eXXXtreme and Rage are seen walking down the ramp and the smart Japanese crowd start booing immediately. They get in the ring and the bell rings. Rage starts out against Craven.
TB: Craven gets Rage in a headlock but Rage backs him into his corner and tags eXXXtreme who comes in and starts beating the hell out of Craven. He stuns Craven with a rake to the eyes! Cheater!
Craven stumbles back and eXXXtreme drops him with a jumping knee to the head. Then he bounces off the ropes and hits a large knee drop onto Craven’s cranium, causing blood to trickle out. EXXXtreme gets up and gives Morgoth the finger causing more boos from the crowd. Morgoth gets mad and gets in the ring but the ref gets in his way and won’t let him interfere.
TB: The ref is trying to keep the peace . . . but wait what is Rage doing!?!
KK: Ha ha! Nice!
Rage pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his pants and rolls them into the ring to eXXXtreme who picks the map and starts laying into Craven with them, just totally messing up his face. Blood is everywhere. The ref is still yelling at Morgoth so he doesn’t see. EXXXtreme tosses the brass knuckles back to Rage and starts punching Craven with regular fists when the ref turns around.
KK: And Craven was already bloody before so the ref doesn’t notice any difference! I like how these guys work! Attention to detail!
TB: This makes me sick.
eXXXtreme gets up and tags in Rage. He just skips over to Craven taunting him. Craven is slowly crawling to Morgoth hoping to make a tag and Morgoth is trying to hold his hand out. Rage runs over and punches Morgoth off the apron and starts laughing. Morgoth gets pissed and runs into the ring and starts brawling with Rage but eXXXtreme gets in and they both start doubleteaming Morgoth. They both hit him with spears by irish whipping the other into him in the corner and Morgoth finally falls down. Then Rage goes over to Craven and picks him up, then he drops him with a big DDT and makes the cover, the ref makes the count and it’s 123, and over.
KK: The new guys the Immortals just made a mockery of two HWA veterans and won this tag team match in entertaining fashion.
TB: Yeah they won but I hope Craven is ok.
Commercial
The scene comes back and the Unknown Ninja is seen in his locker room getting ready for his match against Sett. The crowd starts cheering for their hometown hero Unknown Ninja. Suddenly Grimjack opens the door and comes in and the fans start booing. He’s wearing faded blue jeans and a purple t-shirt. Ninja looks up from taping his wrists.
Ninja: What do you want? You shouldn’t come in unannounced.
Grimjack: Hey sorry about that, I didn’t mean to startle you.
Ninja: You didn’t startle me, I actually heard you coming 100 yards down the hall.
Grimjack: Well I have some important business to discuss. I’ve been watching you Ninja. I like how you operate. You’ve been doing some good things in the HWA. By the way, do you like how I put Survival in your hometown Tokyo? I did that just for you you know.
Ninja: Thank you that’s very nice. But I should probably be getting down to the ring for my match—
Grimjack: I was just thinking, we both seem to have a mutual problem. The Militia. They’re getting to be a big problem. I don’t like them. I know you don’t like them. So I was thinking . . . how would you like to join the Legacy Department?
The crowd starts booing and yelling “DON’T DO IT!” in japanese. Ninja looks Grimjack straight in the eye.
Unknown Ninja: No thanks.
The fans start cheering wildly as the Unknown Ninja walks out of the room and Grimjack is just standing their shocked. The scene goes back to ringside where Trent and Keith are talking.
TB: Grimjack was just rebuffed by Unknown Ninja and these fans are loving it!
KK: I can’t help but think Unknown Ninja made a mistake there Trent. The Militia is powerful and Ninja could use some allies like Grimjack and Anderson.
TB: I think after the Foundation of Sensation Ninja is intending to stay a loner. He has achieved a lot of success on his own, why mess with a good thing.
Sett is seen getting ready backstage, he closes his lockerroom door and is on his way toward the ring, as he is on his way Jack Staminator comes from behind with a steel chair and smashes it on his back, as Sett kneels down and holds his back.
Jack hits him with the steel chair on the back again and he falls face first as Jack starts stomping on Sett. He picks him up by the head, than irish whips him to the vending machine as he falls and a loud boom is heard. Jack smiles devilishly and says to the camera "Remember our offer." As security guards get Jack and escort him out of the arena.
Commercial break
Suddenly "The Way" by Amorphis hits and Sett comes walking out with the International title around his shoulder. He grimaces a little in pain from the attack earlier. The crowd cheers loudly for the fan favorite. Then suddenly The Unknown Ninja just starts walking out, no music or anything but the huge Tokyo Dome just explodes with applause for the Japanese born Ninja. He tries not to be overwhelmed by the response as he gets in the ring. Him and Sett come to the middle of the ring and shake hands.
TB: It’s good to see that these two men can show respect for each other, they sure have been through some wars. They fought just last week and Ninja won, but that was non title.
KK: I doubt if we’ll see Grimjack and Maxem shake hands later tonight.
TB: H ha! Yeah I know.
The bell rings and the match starts. Ninja kicks Sett in the shin and follows it up with a spin kick to the head but Sett blocks it and catches Ninja with a roundhouse punch that sends him flying across the ring. Ninja jumps back up and Sett goes to follow it with a big running boot but Ninja ducks and rolls under it, he springs up and grabs Sett by the back of the head and runs off of a turnbuckle and delivers an acid drop on Sett.
TB: Ninja using his superior quickness to take down Sett.
KK: If there is one guy who knows how to wrestle Sett it’s Ninja. He seems to have an answer to all of Sett’s moves.
TB: No doubt, last weeks hurricurranna was special and, hey-!
Ninja had gone to pick up Sett by the head and Sett went to reverse it by kicking at Ninja with both legs but Ninja caught both legs, however Sett used his brute strength to fling Ninja with his legs into the turnbuckle. Ninja hit the turnbuckle upside down and stayed there tree of woe style. Sett gets up and starts laying into Ninja’s wide open body with punches, then he goes to the other side of the ring and runs back and hits Ninja with a huge boot.
TB: Awww . . . that was devastating. Right into Ninja’s solar plexus too. No way he can come back from that huge kick.
Ninja drops off the turnbuckle in a heap. Sett picks him up and goes for a chokeslam to end it, he lifts Ninja up in the air but while he has Ninja suspended up there by his neck Ninja catches Sett with a hard knee to the forehead making him drop Ninja and stumble backwards.
KK: Desperation maneuver! This match is great so far!
Ninja runs at Sett who is still stunned but Sett shakes the cobwebs and goes for another roundhouse punch but Ninja ducks it as he’s running and jumps up behind Sett onto the turnbuckle, he jumps back off, spins in mid air and catches Sett with a heel kick to the face. But Sett doesn’t fall, just stumbles backwards again. Ninja kicks back up and runs again, this time catching Sett with a big clothesline. Sett still doesn’t fall but Ninja holds on with the clothesline, spins around Sett and delivers a massive DDT that makes Sett’s head bounce into the air and he falls motionless. The crowd erupts with cheers.
TB: Whoa! What a move! What the hell was that!
KK: Unknown Ninja is always making up moves on the spot. There’s no way to scout this guy because he’s totally spontaneous. Sett could have never seen that DDT coming.
Ninja covers Sett for the pin but Sett breaks out at the very last second and the crowd finally stops holding it’s breath after the last series of moves. Ninja gets up and grabs Sett’s legs and starts to put him in a type of upside down cloverleaf move. Sett’s in pain but he start’s crawling with his strong arms to the ropes and the ref tells Ninja to let go which he does. Sett gets up and before Ninja realizes he grabs him and drops him with a body slam. He picks Ninja up and gives him a suplex. Sett bounces off the ropes and hits Ninja with an elbow drop. He covers Ninja but Ninja kicks out at 2.
TB: That was pretty close. These guys are both looking tired now.
Both men get up. Ninja rushes Sett, Sett goes for a big boot but Ninja rolls under his legs and when he’s behind Sett he kicks both legs out into the small of Sett’s back and Sett falls to the mat in pain holding his back. Ninja sees this and gets on the top turnbuckle, he jumps off and lands a leg drop right on Sett’s back. The crowd is going insane as Ninja covers Sett, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
TB: Unknown Ninja just did it! He just became a two time International title champion! He beat the man who beat him for it and got it back!
KK: I’ll be honest I thought last week was a fluke, I never thought Ninja had what it took to beat Sett but he just proved me wrong and now he gets to bask in the cheers of his country men.
Ninja is handed the International title by the ref and he gets up and goes to leave but Sett gets up and stops him. Ninja looks up at him ready for an attack but Sett just holds out his hand and Ninja shakes it.
KK: What the hell? Why is he shaking hands with a Militia man?
TB: Shut up Keith. Sett is just showing respect for Ninja after that good match. He’s probably congratulating him, and maybe asking for a rematch too.
Commercial break
The scene opens back up where a huge hexagon cage is seen being suspended by steel cables twenty feet above the ring, which is filled with tables.
TB: It’s time for a main event that’s never been done before! The President of the HWA will now take on the World Champion of the HWA! Title on the line!
KK: And the X-treme title as well, which is being risen in prominence since Maxem won it.
Suddenly the lights go out and the HWAtron hits up and the words “HWA WILL SUFFER” are seen on it. Then the lights go back on.
TB: What the hell was that?
KK: I have no idea. HWA will suffer? What does that mean?
”Circles” by Incubus hits and Ryan Maxem starts walking out as the fans get to their feet and are yelling. Maxem has the World title and the X-treme title around both shoulders.
TB: Look at this guy. He’s covered in gold title belts. What a life he must be living. And plus I hear that he’s popular with the ladies.
KK: I bet he’s getting some young Japanese booty tonight. Damn I love Japanese girls . . . I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again . . . Japan loves Ryan Maxem.
TB: I don’t know what you’re talking about Keith but I must agree this crowd seems to love him, especially the ladies.
”One Armed Scissor” by At the Drive In plays and the boos are the loudest of the night as Grimjack walks out garnering serious heel heat. He has a mic and speaks as we walks down.
Grimjack: Yes Ryan, you got your little wish, we’ll make this a “Maxem” match but I’m not scared of a stupid cage if that’s what you’re thinking. What you and these idiot fans don’t seem to realize is that I practically invented the cage match.
TB: That’s not true, Grimjack has been in barely any cage matches that I remember.
KK: Shut up Trent your boss is talking.
Grimjack: Maxem, you think that you and the Militia is so powerful. Well it’s plain to me that your leadership over the Militia hangs by a thread. I don’t think Fudge and Diamond like you very much, Fury only follows you because he’s an idiot, and the Militia sure didn’t help Sett tonight against Unknown Ninja so who knows what he’s thinking. And after I take your precious title belts tonight they won’t even respect you anymore! So everyone say goodbye to the Militia because it ends here tonight!
The crowd starts to boo as Grimjack just smirks and it looks like Maxem is in the ring with hate in his eyes. The ref brings a ladder into the ring and sets it up between the tables, so the they can get up into the suspended cage. Maxem climbs up it and gets in through a trapdoor. Grimjack goes up next and the ref climbs the ladder and locks the trapdoor after them, then he takes the ladder away. The bell rings. The crowd is going insane for this hardcore match. Grimjack just laughes at Maxem and holds his hand out to shake it or something. Maxem just rushes at him and clotheslines him down. He starts to stomp away at Grimjack.
TB: Maxem is getting what he wants, all alone in a cage with one of the two men he hates most in the world, that being Grimjack and that masked man who stole his world title belt for three weeks.
Grimjack catches a leg and trips Maxem, then he starts to twist Maxem’s ankle in a leg lock.
KK: No ropes to save Maxem in this cage! In fact no referee either! The only way to win is to get out of this cage!
TB: That’s what I didn’t understand, how do they get out of this cage?
KK: There are a pair of wire cutters there . . . in the corner of the cage.
Grimjack let’s go and grabs Maxem’s arm with intentions of slipping on the Six Second Magic.
KK: Here it comes! This match is over already because Maxem won’t be able to wrestle with a dislocated arm socket!
Grimjack has Maxem’s arm but Maxem punches him with a low blow with his other arm and Grimjack falls against the cage in pain holding himself there. Maxem picks him up and gives him the Technical Difficulties making the crowd cheer loudly.
KK: No!!!
TB: Technical Difficulties! Technical Difficulties! You were right Keith, it is over! HA HA Yes!
Maxem goes and gets the wire cutters out of the corner and starts cutting the lock on the trap door. Suddenly though Rage is seen walking down the ramp and the crowd is booing loudly and he yells back at them. He grabs the ladder and sets it up in the ring again between all the tables. He climbs it and just as Maxem finally was able to cut the lock and the trap door flings open, Rage starts punching Maxem, not letting him get out of the cage and win the match. Maxem starts punching back but suddenly Rage spits out green mist out of his mouth and into Maxem’s face, blinding him. Maxem falls back into the cage, covering his eyes and screaming in pain. Suddenly Sett comes running down the ramp and Rage sees this and as Sett gets into the ring, Rage jumps off the ladder onto him and they both go crashing through a table.
TB: Both Grimjack and Maxem are down inside the cage! The trapdoor is wide open in the bottom of the cage and all one of them has to do is roll out and they win! Yeah, they’ll probably crash through a few tables but at least they’d have the World and X-treme titles to make up for it!
KK: Wait! Grimjack is starting to move!
Grimjack is slowly crawling over to the whole in the cage. He gets there and starts to get out, he has his entire upper body outside the cage when suddenly he feels a tug at his foot, it’s Ryan Maxem. Maxem can barely see from whatever it was Rage spit in his face but he still refuses to lose and he has a hold of Grimjack’s foot as Grimjack is almost hanging out of the ring. He gets up and pulls Grimjack back into the ring. He picks Grimjack up and irish whips him into the cage wall. Grimjack falls in the corner. Maxem walks over to the hole and gets ready to jump out Right as he goes to drop Grimjack runs over and tackles him in the back away from the hole. Grimjack and Maxem both fall down and Grimjack starts ramming Maxem’s head into the cage yelling obscenities at him. He start’s rubbing Maxem’s face in the coarse cell. Grimjack gets up and walks over to the hole. He looks down. Suddenly he appears to be talking to himself, or someone that no one sees but himself. He starts yelling at his imaginary friend. Maxem gets up and his forehead is bleeding. He sees Grimjack standing in front of the hole and is confused but he runs over and grabs Grimjack and drops him backwards with a german suplex. Grimjack gets back up and surprises Maxem with hard punches. They both start punching each other not even bothering to block, just wanting to hit each other. They back up and they both fall through the hole! They both crash through tables!
TB: Good lord! They both just went through tables! But I think Maxem went through first which I think means he wins!
KK: Well it was close . . . but I have to admit it looked like Maxem went through first! Damn! I can’t believe it! The first time it was ever good to be put through a table.
Maxem and Grimjack are both lying passed out in the wreckage of broken tables as are Rage and Sett. Suddenly Nick Fury walks out, followed by Diamond and Fudge as the crowd is cheering wildly. The HWAtron slow motion replay shows that Maxem did indeed fall first making him the winner. The referee is raising Maxem’s hand and giving him the World and X-treme titles. Sett gets up and kicks Rage out of the ring. Grimjack rolls out of the ring as the rest of the Militia get in and the fans are going nuts for Maxem and the Militia.
TB: What a great match, and a great win for the World Champion Ryan Maxem.
KK: Grimjack should have won, its a tragedy I tell you.
TB: Shut up man, nobody wanted to see the president as the champion.
Ryan Maxem is surrounded by the rest of The Militia. Sett and Fury to the left, and Fudge and Diamond to the right. Maxem is holding the World Title, and Diamond and Fudge are looking at them with a look of discontent. You can tell there is a little dissention in The Militia. Grimjack has rolled out of the ring as Maxem grabs a mic.
Maxem: Grimjack I told you. I tried to explain to you that no one, and I mean no one can defeat The Militia. No one except The Militia. So Fudge, Diamond, I got to ask. Are you guys still loyal to The Militia?
Fudge: Ryan you know where my loyalty lies.
Diamond: Look we may be fighting for the World Title, but we are still the most untouchable force in the HWA.
"Young Grow Old" by Creed hits and Awesome D Anderson walks out with a mic in his hand a chorus of boos.
Anderson: I wouldn't exactly say that there Maxem. See because you may have beat me once, but I think I deserve another shot. And when I get it, you and your sorry Militia won't be the most powerful group.
Maxem: We are all here, why wait?
Anderson shrugs and runs down to the ring. Grimjack slides back in and Anderson joins him fighting The Militia. The Militia quickly takes control before Unknown Ninja, Conner, and Exxtreme all come running out to the ring and Rage gets back in. Ninja and Sett pair off. Anderson and Grimjack double team Maxem. Rage and Exxxtreme go after Fudge and Diamond, and Conner pairs off with Fury. Everyone is fighting in and around the ring when suddenly the lights go completely black. Red strobe lights start flashing and the Masked Man comes walking out with the HWE Board of Director's Mr. Giles. They stop on the stage. The action at ringside stops and everyone watches this masked man.
Mr. Giles: Look at you pathetic fools. You think you are the most powerful forces in the HWA. This man is the savior of the HWA. He will be the one who...
The lights go out again and you can hear some bumping around. Another red strobe hits and you can see flashes of a fight happening up on the stage. The lights come back on and the Masked Man along with Mr. Giles are thrown off the stage and can be seen laying on the concrete floor about ten feet below the stage. Everyone in the ringside area is looking on but no one can be seen. The arena grows almost completely quiet waiting to see what is going to happen next.
Voice: I am the only true savior of the HWA.
Just then "November Rain" by Guns 'N' Roses kicks in and the fans absolutely go nuts. Everyone looks up towards the entrance ramp when from behind the announce table Judge jumps over the guard rails, gets in the ring and nails Ryan Maxem with a huge forearm. Maxem hits the ground and the fighting between everyone starts all over again. Maxem rolls into the ring trying to escape Judge. Grimjack and Anderson join Rage and Exxxtreme fighting Diamond and Fudge. The Militia is getting outnumbered and kind of starts heading towards the back. Everyone chases them leaving Maxem alone in the ring with Judge. Judge lays into Maxem with a few left hands before picking Maxem up and dropping with one of the most ferious powerslams ever seen in the HWA. Judge then signals to the ground for the Wrath of Judgement. The fans are going completely crazy as Judge lifts Maxem up and plants him with the Wrath of Judgement.
TB: Judge is back! Judge is back and he just laid it to the World Champion Ryan Maxem.
Judge is posing for the crowd standing over Ryan Maxem. President Grimjack comes back down to the ring. Grimjack is smiling and laughing as he looks at Judge. the fans have started booing Grimjack almost as loud as they were just cheering Judge. Grim climbs into the ring. He hugs Judge as the crowd gets even louder with the booing. Judge hugs grim back and it looks as though the Legacy Department is back together.
KK: I love it Judge has joined our president. The Militia is in trouble now.
The fans can't believe Judge and Grimjack are together. Grimjack grabs a mic, he spits on Ryan Maxem who is still out in the ring.
Grimjack: A minute ago you were talking about how powerful The Militia was, well it looks like you aren't as powerful as you thought.
Judge is smiling as Grimjack holds out his hand. Judge shakes it as the crowd grows to the loudest chorus of boos ever heard in the HWA. Judge's smirk then grows as he kicks Grimjack in the gut. Grim gets doubled over and Judge picks him up and plants him right next to Ryan Maxem with the Wrath of Judgement. The crowd erupts again as "November Rain" hits the speakers again.
TB: Judge is back and what an impact he has made here tonight. Join us next week as we bring you Jam in Mexico City. Goodnight from Survival.