KK: First off, I shave my hair into this horseshoe shape, and second…

TB: And then you comb it over?

KK: Shut up.

TB: Anyway, we are looking forward to a great card tonight. Kevin Conner and Real Hero will defend the World Tag Team Titles against the Prime Time Players.

KK: The horrible lack of tag team talent is evidenced by the fact that the New Hardknockerz are the Tag Team Champions.

TB: Well, we’ve got a long way to go before the main event, so let’s get on with SNS.

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from San Diego, CA... Weighing in at 234 pounds... Lance Leizure…

TB: Lance Leizure is off to a slow start here in the HWA.

KK: And his opponent is looking to make a fast one.

His opponent... Fighting out of Penns Grove, NJ... Weighing in at 265 pounds... "The Beast" Shawn O'Neal…

TB: Angelus and O’Neal were in cahoots all along last week when O’Neal helped Angelus win the International Title.

KK: He didn’t have me fooled for a minute. He was just too good to be a good guy.

TB: Well, until recently, Angelus appeared to be leaning toward the face side. However, his apparent problems with Real Hero and Kevin Conner have shown us a mean streak in Angelus.

They lock up. Shawn O'Neal attempts to place Lance Leizure on the turnbuckle, but Lance Leizure blocks it. Shawn O'Neal throws Lance Leizure out of the ring. Shawn O'Neal goes through the ropes. Shawn O'Neal whips Lance Leizure into the guardrail. Shawn O'Neal whips Lance Leizure into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area.

TB: They’re right out here in front of us.

KK: Don’t worry, the announcer’s table never gets broken in the first match. We should be okay until at least Brooklyn vs. AJ Dollar$.

Shawn O'Neal goes for an armdrag takedown, but Lance Leizure counters it with a backslide. Lance Leizure throws Shawn O'Neal back into the ring. Lance Leizure nails Shawn O'Neal with a chop. Lance Leizure goes for a piledriver, but Shawn O'Neal blocks it. Shawn O'Neal executes an armdrag takedown on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal hits a Hotshot on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal uses a back suplex on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal whips Lance Leizure into the ropes, but Lance Leizure reverses it. Lance Leizure executes a bodyslam on Shawn O'Neal. Lance Leizure takes Shawn O'Neal down with a swinging neckbreaker. There are lots of chants for Lance Leizure.

TB: Lance Leizure is gaining support…or do they just hate O’Neal?

Lance Leizure uses a kick to the midsection on Shawn O'Neal. Lance Leizure goes for a clothesline, but Shawn O'Neal ducks out of the way. Shawn O'Neal runs into the ropes. Shawn O'Neal misses with an elbow. Lance Leizure goes for a bodyslam, but Shawn O'Neal counters it with a facerake Shawn O'Neal hits Lance Leizure with a Hotshot. Shawn O'Neal nails Lance Leizure with a flying elbowdrop. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Shawn O'Neal uses a chop on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal punches Lance Leizure. The crowd is going crazy. Lance Leizure punches Shawn O'Neal. Lance Leizure hits Shawn O'Neal. There are lots of chants for Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal executes a clothesline on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.

KK: O’Neal has about gotten Leizure worn down enough to put him away.

Shawn O'Neal uses an elbowdrop on Lance Leizure. Shawn O'Neal goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Lance Leizure rolls out of the way. Lance Leizure goes for a back suplex, but Shawn O'Neal blocks it. Shawn O'Neal nails Lance Leizure with an armdrag takedown. Shawn O'Neal goes for a hiptoss, but Lance Leizure blocks it. Lance Leizure takes Shawn O'Neal down with a ropeburn. Lance Leizure kicks Shawn O'Neal. There are lots of chants for Lance Leizure. Lance Leizure chops Shawn O'Neal. Lance Leizure has the crowd going wild. Lance Leizure hits Shawn O'Neal with a Hotshot.

Lance Leizure has the advantage and is about to powerbomb Shawn O'Neal when Black Widow runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She walks around Lance Leizure getting his attention. He forgets about Shawn O'Neal and just stares at Black Widow. Shawn O'Neal then gives Lance Leizure a low blow. Black Widow gets out of the ring as Shawn O'Neal hits Lance Leizure with The Real Deal. Shawn O'Neal gets the pin and the three count. Black Widow then gets back into the ring. Her and Shawn O'Neal exchange a few words. TB: Shawn O’Neal picks up the win and…wait!

As Shawn O'Neal celebrates in the ring, he does not notice that The Real Hero and Kevin Conner have leaped over the crowd barriers. The Real Hero slides into the ring and looks at Shawn O'Neal as he continues celebrating, oblivious to the fact that The Real Hero is standing right behind him. The Real Hero shakes his head and spins Shawn O'Neal around and knocking him off-balance with a massive right hand. Black Widow slides out of the ring. Real Hero proceeds to stomp away on Shawn O'Neal. As The Real Hero continues to work on Shawn O'Neal, Kevin Conner has grabbed a steel chair and slides into the ring. After The Real Hero is satisfied, he lifts Shawn O'Neal up and holds him up. Kevin Conner taps the chair on the mat and lifts it up into the air in a gesture of taunting. He then nails it right onto Shawn O'Neal's forehead. They both leave the ring to "Fight Music by D-12" as Shawn O'Neal lays in the center of the ring. Black Widow checks on O’Neal.

The winner is Shawn O'Neal. Time of match: 0:04:24

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 500 pounds... Jell and Insanity

Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 345 pounds... Brooklyn and Huntress

Jell attacks Brooklyn before the bell. Jell takes Brooklyn down with an atomic drop. Jell takes Brooklyn down with a kick to the midsection. Brooklyn runs into the ropes. Jell misses with a shoulderblock. Jell misses with a clothesline. Jell goes for a hiptoss, but Brooklyn blocks it. Brooklyn takes Jell down with a kick to the midsection. Brooklyn runs into the ropes. Jell misses with a kick. Jell hits Brooklyn with an elbow. Jell works the crowd. A portion of the crowd is booing Jell. Jell executes a German suplex on Brooklyn. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.

TB: This feud has really heated up in the last couple of weeks.

KK: You mean that Jell and Insanity have been kicking Brooklyn’s ass all over the country.

Insanity enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jell and Insanity whip Brooklyn into the ropes. Jell and Insanity hit Brooklyn with a double punch. Insanity goes for a dropkick, but Brooklyn side-steps and Insanity only hits air. The crowd is cheering on Brooklyn. Insanity leaves the ring. Brooklyn takes Jell down with a forearm smash. Huntress enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brooklyn and Huntress whip Jell into the ropes. They hit Jell with a double clothesline. Huntress hits a snap suplex on Jell. Brooklyn executes a flying cross body press on Jell. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Insanity enters the ring and lays out Huntress. Jell and Insanity whip Brooklyn into the ropes. They hit Brooklyn with a double kick to the midsection. Insanity leaves the ring. Jell catches Brooklyn in an armbar submission. Brooklyn is struggling to reach the ropes. Brooklyn is writhing in pain. Earl Hebner asks Brooklyn if he should stop the fight. Brooklyn shakes his head. Earl Hebner checks Brooklyn's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Brooklyn fights his way out of the hold after 32 seconds.

TB: Brooklyn has been posting some impressive wins as of late.

Brooklyn executes a vertical suplex on Jell. Brooklyn hits Jell. The crowd is really behind Brooklyn. Brooklyn hits Jell. Brooklyn punches Jell. Brooklyn executes a vertical suplex on Jell. Brooklyn runs into the ropes. Jell takes Brooklyn down with spinning headscissors. Jell nails Brooklyn with spinning headscissors. Jell is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Jell hits Brooklyn with an inverted DDT. Jell tags out to Insanity. Insanity and Jell hit Brooklyn with a double snap suplex. Jell leaves the ring. Insanity places Brooklyn on the turnbuckle. Insanity uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Brooklyn. Numerous fans are using Insanity for target practice. Insanity tags out to Jell. Jell hits Brooklyn with a dropkick. Jell tags out to Insanity. Insanity and Jell whip Brooklyn into the ropes. They hit Brooklyn with a double elbowsmash. Jell leaves the ring.

KK: Insanity is kind of a silent assassin.

TB: You mean he doesn’t talk much, and kills his career by picking fights with Brooklyn.

Insanity hits Brooklyn with a chop. Insanity goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Brooklyn ducks out of the way. Brooklyn takes Insanity down with a dropkick. Brooklyn poses for the crowd. There are lots of chants for Brooklyn. Brooklyn whips Insanity into the ropes, but Insanity reverses it. Brooklyn misses with an elbow. Brooklyn misses with an elbow. Brooklyn hits Insanity with an elbow. Brooklyn takes Insanity down with a dropkick. Brooklyn runs into the ropes. Brooklyn executes a leg lariat on Insanity. The crowd is really behind Brooklyn. Brooklyn nails Insanity with a hiptoss. Brooklyn poses for the crowd. The crowd is really behind Brooklyn. Brooklyn executes a Northern Lights suplex on Insanity. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Brooklyn executes the Problem Solver on Insanity. There are lots of chants for Brooklyn. Brooklyn goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.

TB: Brooklyn picks up another win. Maybe he should get the Television Title Match instead of Jell.

KK: How can you say that? Jell is the next Television Champion.

The winners are Brooklyn and Huntress. Time of match: 0:04:38

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Miami Beach, Florida... Weighing in at 365 pounds... "The Insane" Dan Sawyer

His opponent... From Washington DC... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Scandalous

Dan Sawyer attacks Scandalous before the bell. Dan Sawyer nails Scandalous with a headbutt to the midsection. Dan Sawyer hits a fireman's carry on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the ropes. Scandalous nails Dan Sawyer with a flying forearm. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.

KK: Dan Sawyer is just looking for some respect here.

TB: What has he done to deserve respect?

KK: Well, he…and he…

Scandalous uses a Hotshot on Dan Sawyer. The chants for Scandalous are deafening. Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the ropes, but Scandalous reverses it. Scandalous misses with a clothesline. Scandalous hits Dan Sawyer with a shoulderblock. Scandalous hits a forearm smash on Dan Sawyer. Scandalous nails Dan Sawyer with a punch. Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the ropes. Scandalous uses a clothesline on Dan Sawyer. Scandalous goes for an elbowdrop, but Dan Sawyer rolls out of the way. Dan Sawyer executes a series of punches on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sawyer runs into the ropes. Scandalous hits Dan Sawyer with a scissor kick. Scandalous nails Dan Sawyer with a kneelift. Dan Sawyer takes Scandalous down with a headbutt to the midsection. Dan Sawyer uses a slap on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer hits Scandalous with a forearm smash. Dan Sawyer uses a kick to the thigh on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer goes for a kick to the thigh, but Scandalous counters it with a dragon screw. Dan Sawyer hits a waistlock takedown on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the ropes. Dan Sawyer hits Scandalous with a clothesline. Dan Sawyer executes a German suplex on Scandalous. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up.

TB: I didn’t know Sawyer was German.

KK: I didn’t know he could suplex.

Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the turnbuckle. Dan Sawyer runs shoulder-first into the corner. Dan Sawyer puts Scandalous in an armbar submission. Scandalous reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Dan Sawyer nails Scandalous with a forearm smash. Dan Sawyer whips Scandalous into the ropes. Dan Sawyer hits Scandalous with a shoulderblock. Dan Sawyer uses a single-leg takedown on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer hits Scandalous with a legsweep. Dan Sawyer uses a slap on Scandalous. Dan Sawyer goes for a hiptoss, but Scandalous blocks it. Scandalous whips Dan Sawyer into the turnbuckle, but Dan Sawyer reverses it. Dan Sawyer executes the Fine Walk on Scandalous. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is booing Dan Sawyer.

KK: What the hell just happened?

TB: I think that was Dan Sawyer’s…finisher.

KK: He won the damn match! Dan Sawyer has struck a blow for the EWF!

The winner is Dan Sawyer. Time of match: 0:04:12

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Buff Daddy Dollar$

His opponent... Weighing in at 328 pounds... Sett

They lock up. Buff Daddy Dollar$ catches Sett in a full nelson. Sett reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Buff Daddy Dollar$ whips Sett into the ropes. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$ with a kick. Sett goes for a bodyslam, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ blocks it. Buff Daddy Dollar$ punches Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ is starting to get more cheers than boos. Sett kicks Buff Daddy Dollar$. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Sett.

TB: Sett is trying to regain his former HWA glory.

KK: Well Buff could really boost his career by beating Sett.

Buff Daddy Dollar$ chops Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Buff Daddy Dollar$ goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sett counters it with a side suplex. The cheers for Sett are drowning out the boos. Sett whips Buff Daddy Dollar$ into the ropes. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$ with a backdrop. Sett goes for a vertical suplex, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ blocks it. Buff Daddy Dollar$ runs into the ropes. Buff Daddy Dollar$ misses with a kick. Sett executes a fist to the midsection on Buff Daddy Dollar$. Sett nails Buff Daddy Dollar$ with an elbowsmash. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits a back suplex on Sett.

KK: It took a lot of strength for Buff to suplex Sett like that.

The cheers for Sett are drowning out the boos. Buff Daddy Dollar$ goes for a flying axhandle, but Sett counters it with a punch. Sett uses a vertical suplex on Buff Daddy Dollar$. Buff Daddy Dollar$ nails Sett with a hiptoss. Buff Daddy Dollar$ goes for a faceslam, but Sett blocks it. Sett nails Buff Daddy Dollar$ with a bodyslam. Sett nails Buff Daddy Dollar$ with a choke slam. Sett goes for the Tombstone, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ counters it with a Tombstone. Sett goes for a short clothesline, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Buff Daddy Dollar$ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. In turn, Sett counters it with a punch. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$. The cheers for Sett are drowning out the boos. Sett punches Buff Daddy Dollar$. Sett punches Buff Daddy Dollar$. Buff Daddy Dollar$ punches Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ seemingly enjoys the boos. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett. Sett whips Buff Daddy Dollar$ into the ropes, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ reverses it. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits a faceslam on Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett with an elbowsmash. Buff Daddy Dollar$ takes Sett down with a backbreaker. Buff Daddy Dollar$ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

KK: This could be the chance Buff is looking for.

TB: But he’s too busy beefing with the crowd.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ whips Sett into the turnbuckle. Sett comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Buff Daddy Dollar$ runs into the ropes. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$ with an elbow. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$ with a bodyslam. Sett is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Sett whips Buff Daddy Dollar$ into the ropes, but Buff Daddy Dollar$ reverses it. Buff Daddy Dollar$ takes Sett down with a legsweep. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett with a back suplex. Buff Daddy Dollar$ goes for a bodyslam, but Sett counters it with a facerake. Sett whips Buff Daddy Dollar$ into the ropes. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett with a clothesline. Buff Daddy Dollar$ whips Sett into the turnbuckle. Buff Daddy Dollar$ runs shoulder-first into the corner. Buff Daddy Dollar$ runs into the ropes. Buff Daddy Dollar$ misses with a clothesline. Buff Daddy Dollar$ and Sett get hit with a double clothesline.

TB: Both men are down.

KK: But Buff is the first up.

Buff Daddy Dollar$ uses a vertical suplex on Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett. Buff Daddy Dollar$ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Buff Daddy Dollar$ hits Sett. Sett hits Buff Daddy Dollar$. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Sett executes the Tombstone on Buff Daddy Dollar$. The crowd is wildly cheering Sett with only a few scattered boos audible. Sett goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.

TB: Sett picks up the win. He’s been around for most of the first year of the HWA.

KK: Yeah, longevity only gets you a good dose of stale.

TB: Stale? What the hell are you talking about? The only thing stale around here is your color commentary style.

The winner is Sett. Time of match: 0:04:11

This contest is a Hardcore match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Brooklyn, New York... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Brooklyn

His opponent... Fighting out of Toronto, Canada... Weighing in at 215 pounds... AJ Dollar$

They lock up. AJ Dollar$ goes for a front facelock, but Brooklyn blocks it. Brooklyn hits AJ Dollar$ with a dropkick. AJ Dollar$ goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Brooklyn counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Brooklyn punches AJ Dollar$. AJ Dollar$ chops Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ hits Brooklyn. Numerous fans are using AJ Dollar$ for target practice. AJ Dollar$ punches Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brooklyn counters it with a dragon screw. Brooklyn whips AJ Dollar$ into the ropes. AJ Dollar$ misses with a clothesline. Brooklyn puts AJ Dollar$ in a sleeperhold. Brooklyn lets go after 11 seconds. Brooklyn whips AJ Dollar$ into the turnbuckle. Brooklyn hits AJ Dollar$ with a punch. Brooklyn goes for a Frankensteiner, but AJ Dollar$ counters it with a tiger driver.

TB: Well, speaking of chances, AJ has a chance to beat Brooklyn because Brooklyn already wrestled tonight.

Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. AJ Dollar$ hits a punch on Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ kicks Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ is being booed out of the building. AJ Dollar$ hits Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ hits Brooklyn with a bodyslam. AJ Dollar$ runs into the ropes. AJ Dollar$ hits an Asai moonsault on Brooklyn. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. AJ Dollar$ goes for an Asai moonsault, but Brooklyn side-steps and AJ Dollar$ only hits air. Brooklyn whips AJ Dollar$ into the ropes. Brooklyn hits AJ Dollar$ with a clothesline. Brooklyn uses a clothesline on AJ Dollar$. Brooklyn runs into the ropes. AJ Dollar$ hits Brooklyn with a backdrop. AJ Dollar$ whips Brooklyn into the ropes, but Brooklyn reverses it. AJ Dollar$ hits Brooklyn with a kick. AJ Dollar$ attempts to place Brooklyn on the turnbuckle, but Brooklyn blocks it. AJ Dollar$ throws Brooklyn out of the ring. AJ Dollar$ jumps onto him with a flying cross body press. AJ Dollar$ whips Brooklyn into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brooklyn hits AJ Dollar$ with a German suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brooklyn throws AJ Dollar$ over the guardrail. Brooklyn goes for a bulldog, but AJ Dollar$ blocks it. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brooklyn executes a forearm smash on AJ Dollar$. Brooklyn whips AJ Dollar$ into the guardrail. Brooklyn goes for a vertical suplex, but AJ Dollar$ reverses it. AJ Dollar$ is going for the pin. AJ Dollar$ pulls the tights. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.

KK: AJ should’ve had him there.

TB: Of course he should have, he held the tights.

KK: Hey, everything is legal in a Hardcore Match.

TB: That’s original. Why don’t you just say “anything goes.”

They're brawling behind the guardrail. AJ Dollar$ hits a superkick on Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ whips Brooklyn into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Brooklyn nails AJ Dollar$ with a moonsault bodyblock. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brooklyn throws AJ Dollar$ over the guardrail. Brooklyn takes AJ Dollar$ down with a forearm smash. They're brawling behind the guardrail. AJ Dollar$ goes for a dropkick, but Brooklyn side-steps and AJ Dollar$ only hits air. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brooklyn goes for a facerake, but AJ Dollar$ blocks it. AJ Dollar$ whips Brooklyn into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. AJ Dollar$ knocks Brooklyn into the ringsteps. AJ Dollar$ uses a superkick on Brooklyn. AJ Dollar$ knocks Brooklyn into the ringsteps. AJ Dollar$ is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. They're brawling inside the ring area. AJ Dollar$ throws Brooklyn over the guardrail. AJ Dollar$ goes for a snap suplex, but Brooklyn slides down his back. They're brawling behind the guardrail. AJ Dollar$ goes for a bodyslam, but Brooklyn counters it with an elbowsmash. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brooklyn goes for the Problem Solver, but AJ Dollar$ counters it with an atomic drop.

TB: Brooklyn was looking for his finisher.

KK: They haven’t used enough weapons yet. Someone get them some weapons.

AJ Dollar$ hits a slap on Brooklyn. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. AJ Dollar$ throws Brooklyn over the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. AJ Dollar$ goes for a German suplex, but Brooklyn counters it with a backward kick. Brooklyn whips AJ Dollar$ into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brooklyn takes AJ Dollar$ down with a moonsault bodyblock. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Brooklyn reenters the ring. AJ Dollar$ follows him back in. Brooklyn executes the Problem Solver on AJ Dollar$. The crowd is behind Brooklyn all the way. Brooklyn goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Brooklyn a standing ovation.

TB: Brooklyn hit him with the Problem Solver as he was starting to get back in the ring.

Conner rolls in the ring with a mic. Conner taps Brooklyn on his shoulder.

Conner: Hey Brooklyn great match. I think you have great Hardcore style.

(AJ gets up and turns Conner around and Conner punches him and then throws him over the top rope.)

Conner: Now as I was saying. I saw you kill AJ Dollar$ here tonight and I think you just the man to be the new HWA Hardcore Champion.

(The crowd cheers.)

Conner: Now you all now I have had this belt for 2 months and it proves that nobody can beat me at my game. So that is why I set up a Hardcore match. I asked Anderson to put two people in a Hardcore match and who ever won would get my title. Now you won so I guess there is nothing less to do then to give you and crown you new HWA Hardcore Champion!

(The crowd cheers and claps.)

Conner: What do you say?

(Brooklyn looks around.)

Brooklyn: Well I guess you are looking at the New HWA Hardcore Champion!

(The crowd cheers.)

Conner: Hold on I'm not done, I really like your style and you a great wrestler and I want to keep the Hardcore Title in the Hardknockerz so what do you say joining with The Real Hero and I.

(Brooklyn puts the Hardcore belt over his shoulder and looks around while the fans are pumped.)

Brooklyn: This is the winning team, the team that has stayed together for a long time and I would be glad to become a Hardknocker.

Conner: You made a good choice.

(Fight Music hits and Conner and Brooklyn walks up the ramp into the back.)

The winner is Brooklyn. Time of match: 0:09:00

This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the HWA International Title.

Introducing first... Fighting out of Dark of Light... Weighing in at 330 pounds... The HWA International Champion... "Father of Death" Angelus

His opponent... Hailing from Glasgow, Scotland... Weighing in at 274 pounds... Breeze

They lock up. Angelus goes for a clothesline, but Breeze counters it with a hiptoss. Breeze whips Angelus into the ropes. Breeze and Angelus get hit with a double clothesline. Breeze nails Angelus with a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Breeze whips Angelus into the ropes, but Angelus reverses it. Breeze goes for a clothesline, but Angelus counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Breeze counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Breeze attempts to place Angelus on the turnbuckle, but Angelus blocks it. Breeze hits Angelus. Angelus chops Breeze. Breeze chops Angelus. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Breeze chops Angelus. Numerous fans are using Breeze for target practice. Breeze uses a headlock takedown on Angelus. Breeze uses a vertical suplex on Angelus. Breeze executes a powerslam on Angelus. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Breeze executes a hiptoss on Angelus. Breeze uses a roundhouse right on Angelus. Angelus executes a savate kick on Breeze. Angelus works the crowd. The crowd is really behind Angelus.

KK: Funny, considering the beatings he’s given Hero and Conner.

Angelus catches Breeze in an armlock leglock submission. Breeze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Angelus catches Breeze in a leg hammerlock. Breeze is struggling to reach the ropes. Breeze is valiantly trying to break the hold. Breeze is inching his way towards the ropes. Breeze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Angelus executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Breeze. Angelus uses a forearm smash on Breeze. Angelus uses a spear on Breeze. Angelus uses a savate kick on Breeze. Angelus uses a clothesline on Breeze. Angelus runs into the ropes. Angelus hits Breeze with a kick. Angelus goes for a backdrop, but Breeze blocks it. Breeze locks Angelus in an armbar submission. Breeze lets go after 19 seconds. Breeze nails Angelus with a kick to the midsection. Breeze goes for the Breeze Bomb, but Angelus blocks it.

TB: Breeze trying to finish him off, but Angelus doesn’t finish so easily.

Breeze goes for an armbar submission, but Angelus blocks it. Angelus takes Breeze down with a clothesline. Angelus goes for a punch, but Breeze reverses it. Breeze executes a side suplex on Angelus. Breeze throws Angelus out of the ring. Breeze goes through the ropes. Breeze hits a powerslam on Angelus. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Breeze stands on the turnbuckle and raises his arms. Breeze is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Earl Hebner counts: 2. Breeze knocks Angelus into the ringsteps. Breeze further incites the crowd. Breeze whips Angelus into the guardrail. Breeze executes a flying axhandle on Angelus. Earl Hebner counts: 3. Breeze throws Angelus back into the ring. Breeze whips Angelus into the referee.

Suddenly, The Real Hero runs down the ramp with a steel chair and climbs up onto the apron. The Real Hero enters the ring and as Breeze picks Angelus up, The Real Hero sizes him up for a chairshot. Breeze notices The Real Hero and ducks as The Real Hero swings. Angelus is hit instead and he crumples to the mat from the chairshot impact. The Real Hero walks off and as he turns around again, he finds Breeze charging at him at full speed. The Real Hero quickly sidesteps and Breeze meets the impact of the turnbuckle. As Breeze reels in pain, The Real Hero boots him in the gut and sets him up in the centre of the ring for The Heroic Ending. The crowd goes wild and The Real Hero lifts Breeze up and goes down with a Heroic Ending. After he is done, he proceeds to leave the ring but catches sight of Angelus barely recovering. The Real Hero lifts him up and before Angelus manages to do anything, The Real Hero boots him in the gut, doubling him over and sets him up for The Heroic Ending. As he lifts him up, he turns around and drops him right on top of Breeze as he goes down. The Real Hero walks out of the ring as a slow three count is heard echoing in the arena. 1..2..3!

The winner is Angelus. Time of match: 0:05:14

This contest is a no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the HWA World Tag Team Titles.

Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 524 pounds... The HWA World Tag Team Champions... "Hardcore Soul" Kevin Conner and Real Hero

Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 511 pounds... Johnny Arrow and Crack

They lock up. Crack whips Real Hero into the ropes. Crack uses a Hotshot on Real Hero. Crack is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Crack whips Real Hero into the ropes. Crack misses with an elbow. Real Hero hits Crack with a kick. Real Hero hits a gutwrench suplex on Crack. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Real Hero works the crowd. The crowd is going crazy.

TB: I guess he really is their hero.

Real Hero nails Crack with a stomp. Real Hero executes a hiptoss on Crack. Real Hero gets an abdominal stretch on Crack. Crack tries to escape the hold. Crack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Real Hero uses a gutwrench suplex on Crack. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Real Hero works the crowd. Real Hero has the crowd going wild. Real Hero tags out to Kevin Conner. Kevin Conner locks Crack in a camel clutch. Crack tries to escape the hold. Crack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Kevin Conner leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kevin Conner runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kevin Conner hits Crack with a flying side kick. Kevin Conner executes a slingshot legdrop on Crack. Kevin Conner nails Crack with a monkey flip. Kevin Conner executes a split legged moonsault on Crack. There are lots of chants for Kevin Conner.

KK: NOBODY! NOBODY? Are they flattering him, or calling him a nobody?

Kevin Conner is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kevin Conner goes for a split legged moonsault, but Crack rolls out of the way. Crack works the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Crack. Crack runs into the ropes. Kevin Conner hits Crack with a kick. Real Hero enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Johnny Arrow enters the ring, but gets cut off. Kevin Conner and Real Hero whip Crack into the ropes. They hit Crack with a double elbowsmash. Real Hero leaves the ring. Kevin Conner goes for a DDT, but Crack blocks it. Crack takes Kevin Conner down with a piledriver. The crowd is cheering on Crack. Crack tags out to Johnny Arrow. Johnny Arrow runs into the ropes. Kevin Conner hits Johnny Arrow with a kick. Kevin Conner nails Johnny Arrow with a jumping side kick. Kevin Conner points to himself.

KK: Does he say ‘nobody’ when he points at himself too?

The crowd is really behind Kevin Conner. Kevin Conner tags out to Real Hero. Crack enters the ring, but gets cut off. Real Hero and Kevin Conner whip Johnny Arrow into the ropes. They hit Johnny Arrow with a double backdrop. Kevin Conner leaves the ring. Real Hero nails Johnny Arrow with a dropkick. The chants for Real Hero are deafening. Real Hero is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Real Hero uses an atomic drop on Johnny Arrow. Real Hero takes Johnny Arrow down with an atomic drop. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Real Hero goes for an atomic drop, but Johnny Arrow counters it with a facerake Johnny Arrow goes for a vertical suplex, but Real Hero reverses it. Johnny Arrow re-reverses it. Johnny Arrow goes for a punch, but Real Hero reverses it. Real Hero chops Johnny Arrow. Real Hero punches Johnny Arrow. The crowd is behind Real Hero all the way. Real Hero whips Johnny Arrow into the ropes, but Johnny Arrow reverses it. Johnny Arrow hits a hiptoss on Real Hero. Crack enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Johnny Arrow and Crack hit Real Hero with a double back suplex. Crack nails Real Hero with a clothesline. Johnny Arrow hits a backslide on Real Hero. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

TB: The Prime Time Players are doing whatever they can to win.

Crack leaves the ring. Johnny Arrow runs into the ropes. Johnny Arrow takes Real Hero down with a swinging neckbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Johnny Arrow. Crack enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Johnny Arrow and Crack whip Real Hero into the ropes. They hit Real Hero with a double backdrop. Crack leaves the ring. Johnny Arrow takes Real Hero down with a jumping neck snap. Johnny Arrow acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Johnny Arrow executes a neck snap on Real Hero. Johnny Arrow points. Johnny Arrow acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Johnny Arrow whips Real Hero into the ropes, but Real Hero reverses it. Johnny Arrow misses with a clothesline. Johnny Arrow goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Real Hero counters it with a side suplex. Real Hero tags out to Kevin Conner.

KK: Death to the MacCleods!

TB: Wrong Conner, dumbass. That was a popular fantasy movie in the ‘80s

KK: Fine, DEATH TO THE MACCONNERS.

TB: You really are a simply creature, arent’ you?

Kevin Conner and Real Hero hit Johnny Arrow with a double back suplex. Real Hero leaves the ring. Kevin Conner goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Johnny Arrow counters it with a backdrop. Johnny Arrow uses a legdrop on Kevin Conner. Johnny Arrow hits Kevin Conner with a gutwrench suplex. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. Johnny Arrow gets a sleeperhold on Kevin Conner. Kevin Conner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Johnny Arrow goes for a roundhouse right, but Kevin Conner counters it with an armbar submission. Johnny Arrow is struggling to reach the ropes. Johnny Arrow is valiantly trying to break the hold. Johnny Arrow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Kevin Conner takes Johnny Arrow down with an elbowsmash. Kevin Conner tags out to Real Hero. Real Hero and Kevin Conner whip Johnny Arrow into the ropes. They hit Johnny Arrow with a double clothesline. Kevin Conner leaves the ring. Real Hero hits Johnny Arrow with a DDT. The chants for Real Hero are deafening. Real Hero executes a Hotshot on Johnny Arrow. The crowd is behind Real Hero all the way. Real Hero runs into the ropes. Real Hero hits Johnny Arrow with a clothesline. Johnny Arrow falls out of the ring. Real Hero goes through the ropes. Real Hero hits Johnny Arrow with a legdrop. James Beard counts: 1. Real Hero reenters the ring. Johnny Arrow follows him back in. Real Hero runs into the ropes. Johnny Arrow hits Real Hero with a shoulderblock. Johnny Arrow tags out to Crack. Kevin Conner enters the ring, but gets cut off. Crack and Johnny Arrow whip Real Hero into the ropes. They hit Real Hero with a double fist to the midsection. Johnny Arrow leaves the ring. Crack goes for a kick to the midsection, but Real Hero blocks it. Real Hero executes the Heroic Ending on Crack. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind Real Hero all the way.

Arrow pulls Crack out of the ring and they begin to argue. Arrow hits Crack with a chair and leaves.

Kevin Conner and The Real Hero celebrate their win, but "Chop Suey" hits the PA system and they both stop dead in their tracks and stare at the top of the ramp. As they wait for Angelus to come down from the ramp Shawn O'Neal sneaks into the ring coming from the crowd. He has a chair in his hand. Angelus walks out through the curtains onto the ramp. Shawn O'Neal smacks Conner in the back with the chair sending him down. The Real Hero turns and Shawn O'Neal smacks him right in the center of his head sending him down. Angelus runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Angelus begins stomping The Real Hero as Shwan O'Neal starts smashing Conner's leg with a chair. After a minute they both stop and grab the Tag Team titles. They hold them in the air as the show goes off.

The winners are Kevin Conner and Real Hero. Time of match: 0:07:11